Things I've Learned from The Alienist

[Razzberry]

You need to follow something to the darkest pit of hell to understand it.

An off-gassing corpse can provide ambient lighting.

Alienists could also double as gynecologists when the need arose.

Being psychoanalyzed by co-workers is nothing new.

Steamed treacle pudding.

 

Feel free to add to the list.
 

[Reality police]

The searchers of killers are just as damaged as the killers most of the time.

Always, always go armed. 

A cat in a burlap sack is never a good thing. 

[proserpina65]

Avoid dark alleys if one has a propensity for getting slammed into brick walls.

[pezgirl7]

Egg creams contain neither egg nor cream.

[Reality police]

Never ever turn your back on a bartender, yes I mean you John!

[callmebetty]

When dealing with someone who is a master climber always Look UP when chasing them. 

[Hazel55]

When visiting an unfamiliar child brothel owned and operated by criminals while in a state of extreme drunkenness, always keep your eye on your drink. 

[raven]

A large chalkboard is indispensable in solving crimes.

[Hazel55]

--Socialist meetings were a lot more fun back in the 1890’s.

--Being roofied and assaulted in a brothel by numerous young men is something that leaves no psychological scars whatsoever, doesn’t merit further discussion, and is apparently a good punchline for a joke.

--Stopping drinking and totally changing one’s lifestyle in the hopes that a potential romantic partner marry you is not at all unhealthy; but a great idea that will lead to successful recovery from alcoholism, the erasure of deep childhood psychological wounds, and long term happiness.

[bosawks]

On 3/30/2018 at 6:36 PM, raven said:

A large chalkboard is indispensable in solving crimes.

Trial & Error fans repeat after me:  "Murder Board!  Murder Board!  Murder Board!"