S05.E06: We're Having A Baby

[OnceSane]

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Whitney helps Ashley induce labor, but when push comes to shove, the labor coach panics; Piggy bites Babs; Glenn announces a Hawaiian surprise that no one saw coming; Heather gets a shocking letter from Buddy.

[Nancypants]

The Labor Coach collapses.

Because when shit gets Real, this Turd of a person snivels and collapses and its all about herrrr.

Everyone hates you.

Edited February 2, 2018 by Nancypants

[Valeria]

I am really curious about Buddy's "shocking letter". Are they both still together? I remember seeing them on pics taken at Whitneys Cruise*.

 

*(I just saw a re-run of a old Married with Children episode where Al and Peggy are trapped on, I swear I am not kidding!, the 90s version of Whit's NOBS cruise tour! It was hilariously evil lol!)

Edited February 3, 2018 by Valeria

[sainte-chapelle]

"Being a birthing coach is hard." Yes Whit It is all about you Isn't it?

[Nancypants]

11 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

"Being a birthing coach is hard." Yes Whit It is all about you Isn't it?

Whats hard is carrying a child for 9 months and all the ways that pregnancy fucks with your body mind and soul and then you get to push a 10 pound child who was breach through something the size of a quarter. If that does not work, the Doctor will cut you open to remove the human being inside of you 

But yes Whitney, bringing the birth mother ice chips is SOOO HAARRDD!

What.

 An. 

ASS.HOLE.

Edited February 4, 2018 by Nancypants

[MrsClaus]

What's this we stuff?  Ashley is having a baby.  Whit is having a Twit Fit cause it's not all about her.

[Dot]

55 minutes ago, MrsClaus said:

What's this we stuff?  Ashley is having a baby.  Whit is having a Twit Fit cause it's not all about her.

Even tho Ashley firmly stated that it would not be.

[Ketzel]

Sorry, posted in wrong thread.

Edited February 4, 2018 by Ketzel

[3girlsforus]

I can already tell that this episode is going to really tick me off. As a former birth assistant, I am just going to scream watching that narcissistic brat sit on her butt when Ashley needs her and should be the focus of everyone’s attention. 

[Brooks]

"Piggy bites Babs".  I don't want Babs hurt, but I'm looking forward to this part of the episode.  Cuz I'm wondering if Glenn and Babs have been using their customary parenting skills to get Alistair to do what they want.  Bribes.  He's too smart for that.  I'm not looking forward to Twit being gleeful about it (as a way of making it all about her).

[alabetser]

Whitney is the last person ready to be a supportive assistant, so no surprise at all that she can't handle it. I'm guessing IRL Ashley knows that and the "birth coach" is just for the show. I hope the dad really is out of frame and can help Ashley and the baby. 

[TurtlePower]

43 minutes ago, alabetser said:

Whitney is the last person ready to be a supportive assistant, so no surprise at all that she can't handle it. I'm guessing IRL Ashley knows that and the "birth coach" is just for the show. I hope the dad really is out of frame and can help Ashley and the baby. 

Yeah, could be he didn't want his face shown on this circus of a "show". 

[Donut Bear]

This pregnancy arc is really boring

[tdanaher]

For timeline purposes, the day Ashley's baby is born is July 18th (derived from Ashley saying on her Instagram on October 3rd that the baby was born exactly 11 weeks earlier).

[Snarkastikate]

 I'm new here but have been lurking for a few weeks.   What I see going on with this show is that the initial novelty of seeing a 400 lb woman dancing and observing her dating  practices,  meeting her family, her friends,  etc is wearing off a bit as things naturally do.  So what we've basically got here is a woman who seems pretty unemployable and very immature,  and is struggling to stay interesting enough so that her show isn't canceled. Or dad will be paying that mortgage!  The obsession with contacting all the Jewish boyfriend's chubby GFs seemed really forced, for example.   My phony meter was going off on that one.   

[nutella fitzgerald]

8 hours ago, TurtlePower said:

Yeah, could be he didn't want his face shown on this circus of a "show". 

And we all know that when you don’t want to be on MBFFL, the actual correct course of action is to sleep with Whitney and swindle her out of $1900.

[Maggienolia]

For all her complaints of "chub rub" she's been wearing a lot (for her) of dresses lately. At the wedding dress shopping, at her parents picking up the cat, going to tell Buddy's parents what they already kow. What's up with that??? 

[PityFree]

Ugh. Move on, Heather! Stop being pathetic.

[ClareWalks]

5 minutes ago, Maggienolia said:

For all her complaints of "chub rub" she's been wearing a lot (for her) of dresses lately. At the wedding dress shopping, at her parents picking up the cat, going to tell Buddy's parents what they already kow. What's up with that??? 

I guarantee she wears spandex underneath!

[MrsClaus]

A pregnant Ashley moves better than Twit.

[Maggienolia]

Just now, MrsClaus said:

A pregnant Ashley moves better than Twit.

Was literally about to type this. Those butt wings!!! I can't believe how much bigger she is!!!! 

[kar328]

I have a feeling the labor nurse in me is going to throw things at the tv. None of this spicy stuff works, and she’ll just spend her labor puking. If Whitney mentions nipple stimulation, I’m out. 

[navine]

this is just stupid ..... remind me why we're all watching this crap?  lol

[aliya]

On 2/4/2018 at 9:21 AM, Nancypants said:

Whats hard is carrying a child for 9 months and all the ways that pregnancy fucks with your body mind and soul and then you get to push a 10 pound child who was breach through something the size of a quarter. If that does not work, the Doctor will cut you open to remove the human being inside of you 

But yes Whitney, bringing the birth mother ice chips is SOOO HAARRDD!

What.

 An. 

ASS.HOLE.

2 days in labor. Back labor. 10 lb baby. Shut the eff up, Twit.

[Elizzikra]

Whitney (re: Buddy's drug issues): "I know I'm eventually going to have to tell everyone..."

Me: No. NO YOU DON'T! It's not your business. It's not your thing to tell people!

[bichonblitz]

Please, no. I do not want to see Ashley give birth. Just no. Why don't they just make Ashley the star of the friggin' show? I'm surprised Shitney is willing to share her spotlight so much. What numbnuts TV executive thought this storyline was a good idea? 

Edited February 7, 2018 by bichonblitz

[Maggienolia]

There is NO. F*CKING. WAY. I would tolerate being that close to Twit. I don't care if I was pregnant and two weeks beyond my due date! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!

Wait??? TAL is in recovery? 

[MrsClaus]

We seem to have a voice of reason about Buddy's future and Twit thinks she knows best.  Nope.

[Snarkastikate]

I think that sofa scene  was pretty gross looking.  No tears from Heather,  staged scene,   Tal always seems like the most sensible one in the room. 

[Maggienolia]

Ooooo... a David's Bridal ad... Hey! Where are the brides sitting around in their undies?? 

[John M]

6 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Whitney (re: Buddy's drug issues): "I know I'm eventually going to have to tell everyone..."

Me: No. NO YOU DON'T! It's not your business. It's not your thing to tell people!

A hundred times this, a few months ago a friend of mine was pestering me for information about the relationship of a mutual friend. Seriously, for the last time yes I know, no it is not my place to tell you, you have each other's numbers, ask him, if he wants you to know he will tell you.

[Elizzikra]

Are they going to wash out that pig bite on Babs's hand or are they just going to shove all the germs and bacteria from the pig's mouth, the dirty towel and the frozen veg further down into that cut?

Also, I think Piggy needs some pig friends instead of living in a suburban backyard, which is pretty far from his natural habitat...

[PityFree]

 I don’t care about the stupid letters from Buddy! I care to find out what happened Bab’s hand! Go back to that storyline! did she end up at the hospital?  Also who puts frozen peas on an animal bite??

[alabetser]

7 minutes ago, Maggienolia said:

Wait??? TAL is in recovery? 

I can't watch it yet (no cable), but did they say Tal was in recovery? If so, there's an awful lot of people in recovery on this show. Buddy just got carted off to rehab, Tal is in recovery, and someone in the "Buddy's Missing" thread said that Hunter might be as well. 

[John M]

Buddy seemed so even keeled besides his anger outbursts?

And everyone wasn't shocked, Todd immediately asked if it was about his drinking because everyone that isn't blind and deaf knew that Buddy had a major drinking problem at a minimum.

[PityFree]

 That pig could have knocked Babs off-balance and really hurt her if she’d ended up on the ground. She’s still recovering from a stroke and her balance might not be great and her reflexes might not have come back yet.  I have a friend who grew up on a farm and they had pigs and she hated pigs - she said they were aggressive and mean.

[Elizzikra]

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I can't watch it yet (no cable), but did they say Tal was in recovery?

Whitney did then Tal spoke to the camera about it. He said he's been in recovery a long time and also works in that field.

[John M]

7 minutes ago, alabetser said:

I can't watch it yet (no cable), but did they say Tal was in recovery? If so, there's an awful lot of people in recovery on this show. Buddy just got carted off to rehab, Tal is in recovery, and someone in the "Buddy's Missing" thread said that Hunter might be as well. 

Addicts like being around other addicts because it makes them feel like they aren't addicts. I firmly believe Whit has a serious drinking problem as well.

Whit is upset that she doesn't understand a literal pig.

Pig fever? How bad was that stroke that she was reaching for a pig disease and she comes up with pig fever instead of swine flu? 

Let's open these letters written by a person in rehab together, they couldn't possibly be intensely personal, especially to the person that I was in a relationship with when I hit rock bottom.

Edited February 7, 2018 by John M

[Donut Bear]

This could be Piggy

[Snarkastikate]

Wonder if piggy has ever been neutered??  Just sayin'.  

[Elizzikra]

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Wonder if piggy has ever been neutered??  Just sayin'.  

You think the bite was Piggy making a romantic overture???

What a good sport Glen is to wear that t-shirt. 

[Donut Bear]

Geez how hard is it to walk 5k?  You would think she is preparing for Ironman

[aliya]

So the big girl is in the pool where size doesn't matter.

Wake me when she runs that 5K.

[Snarkastikate]

Daddy's litte girl at the pool.  Sorry dad, the only  relief for Whitney's  joints is to take off a few hundred pounds.    Yeah,  a few laps will get her in shape for that marathon!!

[PityFree]

Try 5 times what the pig weighs, Whit.

[MrsClaus]

So the pig weighs 200 lbs since Twit said she was 3x his weight?

[LordOfLotion]

"I weight 3 times what that pig weighs"

Wanna bet?

[WaterSpirit]

Whitney must have been the grade school snitch...she just blurts out everyone's business, tells on Buddy, tells on the Pig, and oh the drama. Grabs phone, "insert pig name..." Bit Mom!" maybe mom did not get hand out of the way when feeding cucumber? (and he surely hates Whitney as that is natural)

 

Again, in re run from last week, I just cannot believe that B**tch demanding to know who Buddy's new GF is, and staring down his friend because she just knows he is lying. Damn I wanted to slap her.

and Buddy, can you try to get through the 28 days before you go start training to be an addictions counselor. Good Grief...I would think 5 years sober might be the first step to being i a place to tell others what to do.

So now Whitney is going to get rid of pig and then bring back the cat? Does mom have a say in anything?

and Dad is not paying for friends to go to Hawaii, TLC is.

[John M]

Training to walk in the pool? Training to walk 3 miles?

She is literally disabled by this point, this is shit octogenarians do and don't think it is an accomplishment.

[Maggienolia]

This BITCH and her TOTAL lack of gratitude that her dad is willing to pay her way to Hawaii and NOW he's paying for some of her friends to tag along?!?!?! Please!!!! I'll RUN the 5k (and I don't run) and share a room (but NOT a bed) with Twit if Glenn wants to pay for me to tag along!!!