S09.E02: Groomzilla

[Galloway Cave]

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Mykelti, her moms and her fiance Tony go wedding dress shopping; the sister wives go see the bed and breakfast Meri wants to buy in Utah, but worry it will pull her away; Madison shows up with big news, leaving Janelle in tears.

Ok, let's fix this description a little bit: Mykelti & Co go wedding dress shopping for Mykelti, despite Tony looking for tampons in the last episode; the sister wives are afraid the B&B will actually bring Meri within 3 hours of Vegas, which isn't the case right now with her current LuLaRoe touring schedule; Madison comes downstairs to tell Janelle somethingsomething, bringing Janelle out of a deep trance and leaving her in tears that she has to actually think about something else other than food for the day.

Fixed!

[Kohola3]

Galloway Cave, nice fix on that blurb.

Oh, joy, more wedding crap.  And since we know all about the birth of the little prince, it's hardly "big news". So another episode I can skip.

[Sandy W]

Maddie called from upstairs, "mom, it smells like the dinner nachos are burning", jolting Janelle out of her reverie to realize she will have to stir her stumps and make a run to the supermarket for more Velveeta and corn chips.

[VioletNevermind]

Wow.  FT wasn’t enough of a “groomzilla” last week?!  My daughter has already been sternly instructed to never bring a guy home who wants 4,000 tacos and a goddamn piñata at his wedding.

[ginger90]

Janelle will be "live tweeting" tonight:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JanelleBrown117/status/952602083785494529?p=v

It was so exciting last week, lol!

https://mobile.twitter.com/JanelleBrown117/status/950189962867064832?p=v

And.....

https://mobile.twitter.com/JanelleBrown117/status/950173066956427264?p=v

[Sandy W]

26 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Janelle will be "live tweeting" tonight:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JanelleBrown117/status/952602083785494529?p=v

It was so exciting last week, lol!

https://mobile.twitter.com/JanelleBrown117/status/950189962867064832?p=v

And.....

https://mobile.twitter.com/JanelleBrown117/status/950173066956427264?p=v

Jen Jen and Elizabeth were the only sour (realistic) notes in this sycophant symphony.

[Armchair Critic]

More wedding planning hijinks and moody Mariah and since they are so behind on these episodes we already know Madison had a baby. Why do I put myself through watching this? It's not much better than the Mama June show.

Mykelti has gained an extra tire around the middle, I hate to see her and Tony after a few years married.

[VioletNevermind]

Just five minutes in and I’m already shouting at FT to have a seat or 10.  This kid seriously rubs me the wrong way.  You might say I find him “weird and dubious.”  (Couldn’t resist.)

[ThinkerBell]

Tony needs to narrow down the dress search to the one that best matches the 4000 tacos theme that he's designing his wedding around.

[jacksgirl]

Tony needs a thesaurus. Dubious, um no. First dress Mylkelti put on was flattering. She looked slimmer.

[greekmom]

Fatter Tony is a fat fucking ass. What groom gives a crap about how the bride's hair looks?  A controlling narcissistic a-hole.

[jacksgirl]

Asypn has beautiful hair. What do you expect Mykelti when you invite 7 plus people to your dress choosing, they are going to give their opinions. Tony is an immature asshole. English spy? Who is this dick?

Edited January 15, 2018 by jacksgirl

[Chicklet]

Her Selflessness?? In other words, she has to give in to his every whim? This union is more doomed than I ever imagined. 

[albarino]

CAN'T STAND TONY!!!!

[Granny58]

Merit thinks she has a strong personality?  Bitching and strong are not the same thing.  

[xwordfanatik]

I DVR the shitshow and watch it in the morning.  I like reading the comments here ahead of time, and they are always better than the episode.

If the "wives" keep saying how much they "love" FT, then that is a giveaway that they hate his pimple-faced guts.  As do I.  

[VioletNevermind]

Am I crazy or does Robyn act very flirty with Tony?  She’s downright giggly with him, teasing him and chasing after him playfully in the dress shop.  He “brings out her naughty side?”  And they’ve had “many deep conversations?”  Oh, lawd.

Forgive me if I’ve missed this being said before by another poster.

[Armchair Critic]

Meri wants Kody to use emotion over logic (about the B&B) because that has always worked so well for her in the past. (insert eyeroll)

[Chicklet]

It's almost like they know all our criticisms and spout them just to get a rise out of the audience. 

Er they would if they were that smart.

[Cherrio]

17 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Fatter Tony is a fat fucking ass. What groom gives a crap about how the bride's hair looks?  A controlling narcissistic a-hole.

There is nothing about FT that is likable.  I even find it difficult to look at him.

[Christi]

googling to see if she got to wear her hair up...I hate FT...

results...nope FT won again

Edited January 15, 2018 by Christi

[tabloidlover]

Meri is the most selfish person I have EVER watched on a reality show.   And that is saying something....

[Christi]

So anti climactic and dubious (thanks for the word FT) to be watching what was filmed 1 1/2 years ago..

[TeeMo]

I watch a lot of crap reality TV featuring many, many, many unlikable characters but good grief, Tony has got to be the absolute WORST. 

[ginger90]

5 minutes ago, Christi said:

googling to see if she got to wear her hair up...I hate FT...

results...nope FT won again

 

[TeeMo]

Did anyone get to make any suggestions about Tony's hair because that is hideous. 

[cereality]

Damn the truth comes out as Meri directly says -- they have kids at home, I don't, and I am not going into THEIR homes to raise THEIR kids, that's not happening.

So what happened to the sister wives BS of -- EACH of the kids is MY kid, there's no difference between my kids and the others' kids. Sounds like there is a difference . . . .

[Christi]

I hate hearing the plural marriage love stories...Christine talking about her dad singing to court her mom just skeeves me out.  Seems like pligs just grab the girl and marry them....the younger the better...not much courtin involved?

[toodles]

That FT is quite the deep thinker isn't he.  I can't stand him.

[VioletNevermind]

3 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

His. Hair.  He had the audacity to criticize and micromanage every single aspect of her appearance in the wedding and THAT is how he showed up?!  I have no words.

Edited January 15, 2018 by SuzyLee

[Chicklet]

FT is just gross with no redeeming qualities. Oh man I hope they don't reproduce. The horror.

[peaceknit]

I may have missed it before, but this is the first episode where at least two of the SW are showing cleavage. Guess they aren't worried about that anymore...

[ThinkerBell]

4 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

Tony reminds me of a younger, even more annoying version of Andy Kaufman's character, Tony Clifton.

[Christi]

Robin and FT evidently both love push up bras so..guess not

Edited January 15, 2018 by Christi

[toodles]

FT is just the worst.  And he looks like he smells bad.  Nothing about him is cute or charming.  Just THE WORST.

[Christi]

FT smells like "4000 Taco Sweat"

Edited January 15, 2018 by Christi

[TeeMo]

I really did not need to see Kody wiping his nose with his napkin while he eats these street tacos. 

[peaceknit]

FT (I like it) shoves Mykelti and says I'm sitting here *rolls eyes* I don't see any redeeming qualities in him. I wish Mykelti didn't dye her hair black, it doesn't suit her.

Edited January 15, 2018 by peaceknit

[VioletNevermind]

I love how FT is being presented as the Grand Authority on all things taco.  I hate this dude more than is reasonable for someone I’ve never met.

[islandgal140]

18 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

What a beautiful lesbian couple.

[Christi]

I would freak the F out if a relative haunted my house.  Per most ghost believers, it means they didnt cross over, and are stuck...sad...etc..

[Chicklet]

FT thinks everyone needs to be stuffed at every meal. Obviously.

[TeeMo]

These women HATE Tony. Hate him. LOL 

[Granny58]

12 hours ago, peaceknit said:

I may have missed it before, but this is the first episode where at least two of the SW are showing cleavage. Guess they aren't worried about that anymore...

Oh and we got to see Mariah's bra via her backless shirt.

Edited January 15, 2018 by Granny58

[Christi]

on the wedding food menu...I just get 10 tacos? thats it? no chips? guac?

I guess I could always crawl around the ground for the pinata leavins?

[Granny58]

FT is just an attention whore.

[ginger90]

Mykelti doesn’t tweet or anything very much but I saw this on her Instagram, had to share lol !

[Chicklet]

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What a beautiful lesbian couple.

Well.....fat cells contribute a lot of estrogen. Just sayin,

Eta- A lot being a relative term.

Edited January 15, 2018 by Chicklet

[toodles]

1 minute ago, Granny58 said:

FT is just an attention whore.

And fame whore.  You forgot that part.

[Desert Rat]

Show summary:  FT is more insufferable this week than last. 

Edited January 15, 2018 by Desert Rat