S08.E05: Unfashionably Late

[zoeysmom]

Kyle laments not being able to share her newfound success as a television producer with her sisters. Dorit relaunches her swimwear line, but a business meeting inadvertently causes friction with Teddi. After returning from Tokyo, Erika is shaken when she receives unexpected news. Lisa Vanderpump advises Dorit to make things right with Camille.

Preview of Dorit being unfashionably late:  http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-8/episode-5/videos/it-looks-like-teddi-has-been-stood-up

[KungFuBunny]

[enchantingmonkey]

Dealing with a broken ankle is a lot?  Because she has to take a tray of food to him 3 times a day???

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

There is 100% no way Dorit was late due to a swimsuit line phone call. Sobering up? On her third attempt at hair and makeup? Doing coke in her bathroom ? Bravo production knows, damn I wish we could find out ! 

[KungFuBunny]

10 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

There is 100% no way Dorit was late due to a swimsuit line phone call. Sobering up? On her third attempt at hair and makeup? Doing coke in her bathroom ? Bravo production knows, damn I wish we could find out ! 

I think Dorit was coked up and totally blew her off (and played hoover on the mirror).

She should have at least called Teddy the night before to reschedule for a later date.

[zoeysmom]

21 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

There is 100% no way Dorit was late due to a swimsuit line phone call. Sobering up? On her third attempt at hair and makeup? Doing coke in her bathroom ? Bravo production knows, damn I wish we could find out ! 

My guess is Dorit is a tardy one like Erika.  No concept of holding things up.  As to Teddi, no one wants to film you sitting at home drinking wine.  Suck it up you are making six figures for just being part of the show, surely a 30 minute wait is not the end of the world.  Being tardy is so RHOA.  Didn't we already have this sceanario where Kristen Takeman's  husband didn't text her during a business call that ran over?  New material, please.

[AUJulia]

Ah, Dorit makes The Little Unimportant People wait. 

[Martinigirl]

Oh Puhleaze! On the cusp? Why didn't you sell that fab swimsuit line? They must of been lined up to buy you out.

Edited January 17, 2018 by Martinigirl

[WhoaWhoKnew]

The whole restaurant stood Teddi up.

[Bronzedog]

I absolutely hate Dorit.

[KungFuBunny]

Dorit is a fucking inconsiderate bitch.

Teddi should have stayed with Cruz

[Straycat80]

I would have left after thirty minutes and not have texted that inconsiderate, probably drunk ass bitch Dorito. 

Edited January 17, 2018 by Straycat80

[nexxie]

Teddi might be too nice and normal for this show.

[KungFuBunny]

They recapped the party at Kyle's.

Dorit in action is making sure to make others feel "excluded"

Sharing stories only Kyle and LVP would know - hence leaving out poor Teddy & Camille.

What a bitch

[Martinigirl]

Miss High Society doesn't care about the little people. I hate Dorit!

[mwell345]

Yay! Special guest stars Bambi and Storm!

[WhoaWhoKnew]

4 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Dorit is a fucking inconsiderate bitch.

Teddi should have stayed with Cruz

IKR. Teddi looked like she was about to cry. 

[Martinigirl]

Did that dog just pee on the wall? LOL!

WTH is Kyle wearing? She looks like a damn jockey in the Gucci top

Edited January 17, 2018 by Martinigirl

[KungFuBunny]

5 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

IKR. Teddi looked like she was about to cry. 

It looked like she might have cried. Her eyes were red.

I think she was embarrassed.

[mbaywife123]

My waiting time is 20 minutes for ANYONE.

Even at the Dr. If I check in and they say they are running late by more than 20 mins. I reschedule and tell them my time is just as important and to give me credit on my next visit for a missed appt. by the Dr.

This is the reason I keep my cell private (emergencies only for the family or office) from the public so that they don't think they can call and say they are 10 mins. away and then show up 30 mins. later. I usually will not reschedule an appointment either as they have shown ( as a first impression) no respect for my time.

Cell phones have opened a whole new door for rudeness!

[JD5166]

I see what’s happening, Dorit thinks she is VERY popular with viewers which gives her free reign to act like an asshole and call everyone “my love”! I can’t wait to watch this bitch go down in flames, she is just awful. 

[Martinigirl]

LMAO!!! I clean like Rinna...only I put the remotes in a ziploc baggie. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

1 minute ago, JD5166 said:

I see what’s happening, Dorit thinks she is VERY popular with viewers which gives her free reign to act like an asshole and call everyone “my love”! 

I have no idea what gave her that idea, but you're probably right.

[JD5166]

1 minute ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

I have no idea what gave her that idea, but you're probably right.

I had to rewatch last week again, she was sooooo over the top it’s the only thing that explains it all....or she got her hands on some rock.

[Martinigirl]

That bitch thinks Teddi is in the wrong. OMG!!!  I CAN'T!!!

Edited January 17, 2018 by Martinigirl

[Straycat80]

Ugh, why do they keep pushing notGiGi/notBella on us? 

Dorito changes her hairstyle every twelve hours.

I hope they don't talk the lateness topic to death. I'm surprised they aren't talking about what happened last week about Dorito getting trashed and calling Camille the C -word. 

[KungFuBunny]

Uh...Kyle a few seasons ago only you and Portia were invited to a wedding.

Mauricio and your other children were excluded - stick by your family

[nexxie]

Sad that Kyle’s sisters don’t celebrate her successes - jealous bitches!

[ivygirl]

I really felt for Kyle as she shared that she didn’t feel as though she could tell her sisters about her two new shows. 

I guess I’m softening on Kyle, in general. 

[tinaw]

Its official. I love Teddi. 

[ivygirl]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I hope they don't talk the lateness topic to death. I'm surprised they aren't talking about what happened last week about Dorito getting trashed and calling Camille the C -word. 

Lategate

[KungFuBunny]

9 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

LMAO!!! I clean like Rinna...only I put the remotes in a ziploc baggie. 

I sort of do the same thing - I saran wrap the remote and then use a hair dryer to shrink it tight. LOL

[WhoaWhoKnew]

4 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Ugh, why do they keep pushing notGiGi/notBella on us? 

Because Rinna thinks her bad ass kids are endearing and entertaining.

[mbaywife123]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

I sort of do the same thing - I saran wrap the remote and then use a hair dryer to shrink it tight. LOL

Yep, even high end hotels are total germ pits. 

Hate to gross everyone out but in the larger travel hub cities they also have the highest rate of bed bugs (shudder!)

[Cranky One]

2 hours ago, enchantingmonkey said:

Dealing with a broken ankle is a lot?  Because she has to take a tray of food to him 3 times a day???

My husband broke his ankle 4 years ago. I had to drive him to work for 3 months, not to mention help him up and down the stairs, in and out of the shower,  make all his meals. Thank God for a knee scooter, which I also had to lug that thing all over the place for him. I had no help, so shut up, Erika!

[Martinigirl]

I hope Camille AND Teddi drag Dorit by all of her different hairstyles!!!!

[FlyingEgret]

And Dorit conducting "international" business at 4:30 pm Pacific time?  That's 1:30 am in Europe.  If i was Teddi I would have called BS and skedaddled too...

[Bronzedog]

I watched the Kyle scene when she was talking about her sisters and didn’t see her sobbing, sobbing, sobbing, Dorito.

[KungFuBunny]

Kyle is on WWHL tonight - I hope Andy gets her reaction about the "time"

[dosodog]

Teddi.  I want to like you.  I think you have legitimate gripes with Dorit.

What I am truly disliking about you, is your ability to say why you're upset, to everyone, but Dorit.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Dorit looks like she's heading to her crime scene clean up job after lunch with LVP.

[Martinigirl]

Dorit looks like the damn Dutch Boy wearing his father's shirt and his sister's tap dance pants. God I hate Dorit/

[Sarcastica]

"bottomless pit of Bullshit" Yassss Queen Camille. She is giving me life. 

[ivygirl]

Rinna and her mouth. Seriously, she couldn’t WAIT to bring up LVP’s legal stuff at the table. Such garbage to do that.

Edited January 17, 2018 by ivygirl

[Straycat80]

Sorry Kyle, but I'm on Camille's side in regards to C-gate.  Pitch in for a gift card for a big STFU for Dorito. 

[mbaywife123]

Here come nasty Rinna and her big "production" mouth again, this time about Ken & LVP.

[Martinigirl]

Erika got panties...wonder what Camille will get...summer's eve?

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Sorry Kyle, but I'm on Camille's side in regards to C-gate.  Pitch in for a gift card for a big STFU for Dorito. 

I'm also on on the Camille side about Dorit drinking too much. She didn't accuse Dorit of being an alcoholic.

I'm anti Kyle for trying to excuse Dorit's behavior. She did nothing to diffuse the situation by sticking up for Dorit. Hey how about you  understand and validate Camille's feelings on the subject matter

[Martinigirl]

Was Rinna asked the question when hosting Live? I just seems odd to say that right out of the gate. 

[mbaywife123]

4 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Erika got panties...wonder what Camille will get...summer's eve?

Boom!

Maybe since her C is stupid either some hooked on phonics or some ginkgo biloba.

Edited January 17, 2018 by mbaywife123
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