S08.E04: Lights Out!

[zoeysmom]

Lisa Rinna and Erika jet off to Tokyo to support Amelia and Delilah’s latest modeling gig, but “momager” Lisa comes to the realization that the girls might not need her there as much as she thought. Dorit agrees to model for Lisa Vanderpump’s magazine, but the photo shoot is not what she expected. When the power goes out at Kyle’s dinner party, the darkness brings out the worst in one housewife, leading to an explosive outburst.

[Lura]

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15 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

leading to an explosive outburst.

Great news, zoeysmom!  I've just been itching for a real catfight!  Thanks for the heads up.

[BBHN]

So I guess Berlin is the group trip this year?

[zoeysmom]

I keep hoping LVP hosts a London trip.  I know they have all been there but I think it would work.  I am sure Berlin is lovely but Erika as the host-not so much. 

[BBHN]

Erika as host would be awesome as fuck.

The London trip should have happened a couple of years ago, if only for a crossover with Ladies of London.

Edited January 6, 2018 by BBHN

[WireWrap]

1 minute ago, BBHN said:

Erika as host would be awesome as fuck.

The LVP should have happened a couple of years ago, if only for a crossover with Ladies of London.

The LoL are not a Bravo/NBCU show, so I doubt there could have been a crossover show.   

[BBHN]

Given that Bravo was airing it, I doubt it would have been impossible for there to have been a crossover show.

[biakbiak]

57 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

The LoL are not a Bravo/NBCU show, so I doubt there could have been a crossover show.   

LoL was first a Bravo show, Itv bought the rights to air it in the UK afterit aired on Bravo. Kathleen French who was SVP of Production helped develop it.

Edited January 6, 2018 by biakbiak

[WireWrap]

40 minutes ago, biakbiak said:

LoL was first a Bravo show, Itv bought the rights to air it in the UK afterit aired on Bravo. Kathleen French who was SVP of Production helped develop it.

Oh, Ok. Andy has said on WWHL that LoL were not part of Bravo, that is why I thought they weren't. LOL

[BBHN]

No longer a part of Bravo, maybe. I mean, for a show that isn't a part of Bravo, they sure enjoy updating us about the women lol

http://www.bravotv.com/ladies-of-london/season-3/blogs/where-are-they-now-ladies-of-london-season-3

http://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/ladies-of-london-cast-reunites-in-dubai-photos

Edited January 6, 2018 by BBHN

[dosodog]

10 hours ago, BBHN said:

Erika as host would be awesome as fuck.

The London trip should have happened a couple of years ago, if only for a crossover with Ladies of London.

If I base Ericka's hosting a trip like she hosts a party then, no.  It's not going to be awesome as fuck.

Those poor ladies aren't going to get any food.  They're going to have to find the German version of In and Out burger.

[BBHN]

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If I base Ericka's hosting a trip like she hosts a party then, no.  It's not going to be awesome as fuck.

Those poor ladies aren't going to get any food.  They're going to have to find the German version of In and Out burger.

Well, to each their own. Granted, I wouldn't draw conclusions based on only one party, but oh well.

And if you do base things on past experiences, she seemed to feed Kyle quite well when they were in Greece.

Edited January 6, 2018 by BBHN

[zoeysmom]

15 minutes ago, dosodog said:

If I base Ericka's hosting a trip like she hosts a party then, no.  It's not going to be awesome as fuck.

Those poor ladies aren't going to get any food.  They're going to have to find the German version of In and Out burger.

Erika's reputation is one of being very late to dinner, the result of too much glam squad preening.  I do think she has been well traveled she is now going to be one of six or seven, depending on if Camille makes the journey.  Her prior experience with hosting she has not been all that great a host.  Having Kyle in Greece she spent two or more hours putting on make up for a practice and then jumped in the water necessitating in yet another Glam Squad session.   

Erika seems to get the good edit so I doubt we will see anything negative.   

[dosodog]

23 minutes ago, BBHN said:

Well, to each their own. Granted, I wouldn't draw conclusions based on only one party, but oh well.

And if you do base things on past experiences, she seemed to feed Kyle quite well when they were in Greece.

Hi there!  What I posted....it's sometimes known as humor.

I recall some of us on the board joking about how the ladies were hungry and had to go to a fast food joint because food was not plentiful at Ericka's. 

There was plenty of booze and half naked handsome men at Ericka's party.  Just not much in food.

We don't all hate Ericka. Some people do.  I'm meh on her.  She can stay, she can go.  

I'm sure they will have a lovely time, see some majestic scenery.

And have a lovely sit down dinner.  In which someone accuses someone,curse words are yelled loud enough for the entire restaurant to hear, crying, MAYBE  a glass gets thrown and a fight ensues.

[BBHN]

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What I posted....it's sometimes known as humor.

I'll try and squint a bit harder next time to try and see it :)

[Ki-in]

On 1/6/2018 at 11:09 AM, dosodog said:

Hi there!  What I posted....it's sometimes known as humor.

I recall some of us on the board joking about how the ladies were hungry and had to go to a fast food joint because food was not plentiful at Ericka's. 

There was plenty of booze and half naked handsome men at Ericka's party.  Just not much in food.

We don't all hate Ericka. Some people do.  I'm meh on her.  She can stay, she can go.  

I'm sure they will have a lovely time, see some majestic scenery.

And have a lovely sit down dinner.  In which someone accuses someone,curse words are yelled loud enough for the entire restaurant to hear, crying, MAYBE  a glass gets thrown and a fight ensues.

And maybe someone will run from the table yelling they're done, with or without a napkin covering their face.  :-)

[mwell345]

So how much did Bravo pay those photographers and “fans” to show up and fawn over Rinna’s obnoxious spawn?

[Jets4274]

I love Erica but her stylist needs to be shot.  His fashion choices for her look like something Edina would wear on Absolutely Fabulous.  Gives another meaning to the term "pretty mess."

[nexxie]

Good call Teddi, Dorit IS a trashtalker!

[Straycat80]

What is up with Dorito and her head? She’s either wearing some godawful wig or hat thingy and now she has a brooch thing that looks like a snowflake in her hair. 

[noveltylibrary]

Is Teddi that dumb she has no clue was has gone on in the past. "Wait what's this about Lisa Rinna?"  Seriously if you're going to be on the show, familiarize yourself a little.

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

What is up with Dorito and her head? She’s either wearing some godawful wig or hat thingy and now she has a brooch thing that looks like a snowflake in her hair. 

I think it has a big grip clip under and she is using it to keep the wig from flying off

[Martinigirl]

I think Dorit believes she is the new LVP of RHOBH. She's an idiot.

[chick binewski]

"I want them to have a joking banter about their parents love". That's...specific.

Edited January 10, 2018 by chick binewski

[Martinigirl]

Is this Joan Rivers left overs / unsold inventory?

Edited January 10, 2018 by Martinigirl

[KungFuBunny]

LVP: Dorit has beautiful decollatage

[mwell345]

There’s “doing it”

Then there’s Vogue.........Taiwan.

OK.

[noveltylibrary]

My stomach really can't handle Rinna gushing over her ultra-bland wannabes.

[BlackMamba]

Lisa's daughters are hell of boring models.  I'm sorry these girls are only getting off because of Lisa R's connections.  No shade just facts. 

[Martinigirl]

I'm loving Erika's look.Perfect for Tokyo! 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Uh oh. Teddi got the Vanderpump closet tour and the suggestion that she could be Ken's mistress. She's grooming the next Brandi.

[nexxie]

Rinna: “We’re just keeping up with the Kardashians, lol!”

1 minute ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

Uh oh. Teddi got the Vanderpump closet tour and the suggestion that she could be Ken's mistress. She's grooming the next Brandi.

Yep - that was creepy, the predator at work.

[Straycat80]

12 minutes ago, noveltylibrary said:

Is Teddi that dumb she has no clue was has gone on in the past. "Wait what's this about Lisa Rinna?"  Seriously if you're going to be on the show, familiarize yourself a little.

I know right!? I hate when these newbie housewives come on these shows and act clueless that they have no idea what’s been going on . 

[Jets4274]

A major difference is that the Hadid sisters have the height to be models.  Isn't Delilah only 5'7?

[BlackMamba]

Dorit it's a photoshoot of your hands.

Not of your face sweetheart. 

[Martinigirl]

That was one ugly turtle.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

1 minute ago, Jets4274 said:

A major difference is that the Hadid sisters have the height to be models.  Isn't Delilah only 5'7?

Yeah. I mean, I hate to pick on young women's looks, but like, I kind of get the Hadids. Gigi is conventionally attractive and has the right body. Bella has what I can believe a fashion house would say is a ~unique~ look.

The Hamlins look like your average white girls hanging out at the mall. 

[nexxie]

Dorit is so insecure she can’t function without her own glam squad at all times - to powder her nose and prop up her ego.

[Fiero425]

6 minutes ago, Jets4274 said:

A major difference is that the Hadid sisters have the height to be models.  Isn't Delilah only 5'7?

They need to do a lot more to themselves to come up to the haunting beauty of the Hadids! .....It was bad enough Dorit's such a trash talker about Lisa behind her back, but her constant kvetchin' during the photo shoot was absolutely cringe-worthy! She never stopped whining! WTF is wrong with this woman? She has it all, but it's never enough! It's about bad enough to run me off the fk'n show; few if any are nice and personable! ;-)

Edited January 10, 2018 by Fiero425

[Martinigirl]

I'll bet that make up artist would love to SLAP some powder on Dorit's face right about now.

[Jets4274]

That party planner looks like a hot mess.

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

That was one ugly turtle.

Yeah...Dorit isn't very photographic

Dorit feels she should powder her nose or put some powder up in it?

[nexxie]

Big Kathy’s ashes, funny scene!

[Fiero425]

2 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Big Kathy’s ashes, funny scene!

Why plan a party when they're in the middle of renovating the house? What an idiot! ;-)

Edited January 10, 2018 by Fiero425

[JD5166]

12 minutes ago, Jets4274 said:

A major difference is that the Hadid sisters have the height to be models.  Isn't Delilah only 5'7?

Not even in the same league! UGH boring twats.....those girls are boring and boring looking.

[Straycat80]

Erika looks like Frenchy with the pink hair from the movie Grease.

[BlackMamba]

Leave it to Erika to overdress instead of for comfort. 

Edited January 10, 2018 by BlackMamba

[KungFuBunny]

7 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

I'll bet that make up artist would love to SLAP some powder on Dorit's face right about now.

Homey The Clown: You rang?

[nexxie]

2 minutes ago, BlackMamba said:

Leave it to Erika to overdress instead of for comfort. 

Her own special way of being the center of attention.

[missyb]

Does anyone ever wonder, how many times have these ladies taken an header in their spiked heels?? And why don't we get to see it? On all the housewife shows. Surely it must happen and often. We only get to see drunk Luann fall in the bushes, twice. This must happen stone sober. Just something I always wonder about.

Edited January 10, 2018 by missyb