S08.E02: Diva Las Vegas

[WireWrap]

4 minutes ago, twilightzone said:

I don't get the sense that Rinna will be part of the central storyline this season.  Judging from the previews and the post show interviews, the rivalry will be between LVP,  Kyle and Dorit

Beware of Preview storyline hints, they are often misleading. LOL Quite often Bravo shows us something in the previews that turns out to be little or nothing like we see during the actual season. That said,

Spoiler

Lisa does say that she/Kyle hit a bit of a speed bump this season but nothing major.

[zoeysmom]

6 minutes ago, twilightzone said:

I don't get the sense that Rinna will be part of the central storyline this season.  Judging from the previews and the post show interviews, the rivalry will be between LVP,  Kyle and Dorit

I am betting the entire season revolves around Erika Jayne.  Ugh.  We get to discover her past. . . again while she writes her memoir-or more accurately the guy from Vulture Brian Moylan does the as told to.  We saw Erika's family last year-enough is enough.  

[Thumper]

I felt like some of the other HWs were trying to get all chummy with Erika, and I don't know why.  

[SweetieDarling]

51 minutes ago, mytmo said:

Erika and Dorit looked like they came from the annual retirement home bus junket to the casino circa 1975.  Were their glam squads sharing a joke at their expense?

And yes at the table games you do tip regardless of winning.  They make not much more above minimum wage.  You should be entertained and not want for refreshment.  This I got from my sister a Dealer.

Thank you!!  That was my first thought too -that maybe they were trying to blend in with the senior citizen crowd.

[WireWrap]

11 minutes ago, Thumper said:

I felt like some of the other HWs were trying to get all chummy with Erika, and I don't know why.  

I think Rinna knew that Eileen was not going to come back last year, which is why she started her crawl up Erika's backside last season, fully cementing her position next to Erika's colon this season and Dorit took a lot of heat last season so she needs to make nice with Erika this season. Lisa tried to get along with Erika but Yolanda, then Eileen, got in the way of them forming a friendship, also, I believe that Erika is a bit intimated by/jealous of Lisa. Kyle and Erika got along from the get go. But, as always, YMMV. LOL

[missyb]

The scene where Dorit came for breakfast in Teddi's suite she was a almost devoid of makeup and she looked lovely.

So far, I like Teddi. I like her tagline ( paraphrased, I don't need to own the best, I need to be my best). I like that she does not live and die by shopping and labels.I like that she hosts music appreciation parties for other kids.  I like that she can say no to the girls. I think she highlights the vacuousness of some of these girls. Specifically  Erika and Dorit. I also think Dorit and Erika play this role for the camera. They think of it as part of the job. Show the life of a Beverly Hills wife ( although I think Erika is old pasadena). With all the life coaches, yoga masters, personal assistants, accountability coach is as good as anything else. She is a motivator and reminder to her clients to stick to the program. If people pay her for it ( as they would a trainer, therapist, etc, ) good for her.

I didn't mind Lisa Rinna. If she is trying on a new role of contriteness, good for her. She took the hits from Dorit and Kyle well. I also still love her haircut on her. I like how she dresses.  The other girls, OMG they cannot really dress like that in their off camera life. Hideous. Rinna dresses well and Camille dresses well. Kyle and Lisa V are who they are. I feel like Kyles taste is genuine . Its what she likes and she is consistent in her style.

This is still my favorite of the franchises .

Edited December 27, 2017 by missyb

[Carolina Girl]

21 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

You're welcome Wings!

Dorit needs to explain how she and her Scam Squad came up with this look.

Is she still in disguise hiding from Belaggio bouncers or did they steal this get up from Shannon's Beador's costume party closet?

My first thought - Did they decide to have a Pajama Party on the Casino Floor?

[chenoa333]

I also like Camille and her fashion choices. Rinna too. 

Dorito has a wig/hair extension collection that would make Wendy Williams drool.

LVP can definitely turn up in some hideous dresses but her personally tailored blouses are beautiful. 

[Wings]

I was riveted the first 2 or maybe 3 seasons.  I loved and supported Brandi up until the end of her run, when she totally went off the rails.  Yolanda offered someone to seriously dislike for good real life reasons.  I keep hoping we will get something meaty and soon.  I cannot muster any passion either way for who we have now.  

[kokapetl]

Erika’s clowny pink lipstick in the corners of her mouth is gonna bug me all season. 

[Normades]

ErICKa reminds me of someone I know.  She can’t wait to steer the spotlight on to herself and break out the poor me and my absentee dad or police officer son, but then feigns surprise when everyone is talking about her.  She pretends she just wants to be one of the gals, but she sucks all the oxygen out of the room.  She wants to manipulate the storyline so that she comes out looking good.  Remember what she did over the mere mention of her son?  It was a benign figure of speech, but it turned into Poor, Poor ErICKa and her worries about her police officer son.  And by the way, she doesn’t want to mention that she has a son who is a cop and that she is so worried, but ooops she just did.  And she hijacked the whole conversation.  Here she goes again with dear old dad.

UUGGGHHH!!  I can’t stand her!

Edited December 27, 2017 by Normades
Took out word so it made more sense!

[TurtlePower]

5 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Erika....I'm so up and down with her. Sometimes I really like her. I feel like I get her, why she's closed off and hard to get to know. I guess Teddi will be this year's Dorit. Don't take it personally, that's just Erika. I actually DO find that she has a sense of humor. It's just that much of the time people don't get it. She's very dry and you can't always tell when she's joking, or that she gets that YOU'RE joking. But then, other times, she can be such a buzzkill. Teddi was just making a general statement about how growing up with her dad was no different than growing up with anyone else's dad. She wasn't trying to make a specific comment about ERIKA'S dad, and I thought Erika should have just understood that and not launched into a big monologue about her rough childhood. 

Time. Place. 

Spotlight-seeking Erika has to make everything about HER, even if the subject is generic. Same way she launched in Eileen about her son being a police officer (as former LE I found Erika's tirade to be way over the top). She's like the person who takes a general statement and brings up every outlier--but this, but that. For someone who acts like she's strong, she sure has some major emotional triggers. 

[Wings]

1 minute ago, chenoa333 said:

I also like Camille and her fashion choices. Rinna too. 

Dorito has a wig/hair extension collection that would make Wendy Williams drool.

LVP can definitely turn up in some hideous dresses but her personally tailored blouses are beautiful. 

I love her best in a white shirt and black pants or jeans, she is stunning.   And yes Camille and Rinna make good fashion choices.   

Kyle can look fabulous when she dresses for her height which means all in one color and not chopped off at the waist.  I am short, too.  I do wear a white shirt with jeans or black pants but I don't tuck it in, that makes a difference.     

[dosodog]

23 minutes ago, Kokapetl said:

Erika’s clowny pink lipstick in the corners of her mouth is gonna bug me all season. 

As long as it's pink and not white.

Because DSL!  

I always thought that stood for Dear Sister and/or Son in Law.  Thanks to EJ and Mikey, I now know what it means.

[Baltimore Betty]

I am not surprised that the ladies wound up at Tao for their birthday's, Tao always hosts Birthday parties for Paris Hilton, The Kardashians etc...so I am betting there was financial compensation for the ladies partying there.  

Adrienne and Camille hardly said a thing the whole trip (on camera at least).  Did the ladies stay in Adrienne's hotel?  I remember A was bent out of shape that LVP did not have Pandora's bachorlette or shower there instead they held the party at Planet Hollywood.

Dorit's pajama outfit was an odd choice, maybe she was sleep walking from an Ambien. 

Why did Erika buy LVP $200 moisterizer?  

The last time I was in Vegas I thought about going on the ferris wheel but didn't...is there a bar in each car?  

[ivygirl]

23 minutes ago, dosodog said:

As long as it's pink and not white.

Because DSL!  

I always thought that stood for Dear Sister and/or Son in Law.  Thanks to EJ and Mikey, I now know what it means.

I always think of PSL—Pumpkin Spice Latte—when I see it. So DSL would be what, Dorito Spice Latte? Durian Spice Latte? Donut Spice Latte? Any of those would be more appealing to me.

[KungFuBunny]

24 minutes ago, dosodog said:

As long as it's pink and not white.

Because DSL!  

I always thought that stood for Dear Sister and/or Son in Law.  Thanks to EJ and Mikey, I now know what it means.

Do you remember AOL - and unplugging your landline to plug in your computer and the digital ringing screeching?

After that came DSL (Digital Subscriber Line)

I had no idea it still existed until last year when I decided to switch over to Verizon to get their Triple Play. When the technician showed up with the DSL box I had no idea what it was (me and electronics - DUH!) It sucks and takes forever. Anyhoo I ended up cancelling to switch to another service.

Next time I want an Impolite Lip, I'm gonna smash my lips against an ice cream cone and walk out the door

[bichonblitz]

3 hours ago, HunterHunted said:

Dorit asked Eden if Rinna's behavior was induced?

Yes, she asked that, because she is a shit stirring bitch. We all know what she was implying. Why would she feel the need to bring it up again to LVP and Boy George at her party? I'm not a Rinna fan but fair is fair. Dorit was awful last season but the focus is again on Rinna and how she needs to apologize. 

3 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Rinna held up a giant bag of pills and then cries foul when questions are asked.

That bag of pills was mostly vitamins, Rinna was joking around. Jeez. The only one asking questions and gleefully causing doubt was Dorit. 

[kokapetl]

15 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I am not surprised that the ladies wound up at Tao for their birthday's, Tao always hosts Birthday parties for Paris Hilton, The Kardashians etc...so I am betting there was financial compensation for the ladies partying there.  

Adrienne and Camille hardly said a thing the whole trip (on camera at least).  Did the ladies stay in Adrienne's hotel?  I remember A was bent out of shape that LVP did not have Pandora's bachorlette or shower there instead they held the party at Planet Hollywood.

Dorit's pajama outfit was an odd choice, maybe she was sleep walking from an Ambien. 

Why did Erika buy LVP $200 moisterizer?  

The last time I was in Vegas I thought about going on the ferris wheel but didn't...is there a bar in each car?  

Adrienne’s family lost all but like 2 percent of their casino to the creditors. 

[TattleTeeny]

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Erika and Dorit looked like they came from the annual retirement home bus junket to the casino circa 1975.  Were their glam squads sharing a joke at their expense?

I don't disagree, haha--but I think that's what made me like it! It seemed fun in a kitschy way--or an Edina & Patsy way--not that I think they were doing it on purpose, of course. 

Edited December 27, 2017 by TattleTeeny

[Wings]

On WWHL, Andy asked Erika what kind of lip she would wear to a gathering of her husband's co workers.  She said it would depend on who is coming, implying that she would wear a DSL if she didn't like them.  That is incredibly immature and a downright lie.  She was just trying to be the the cool girl rebel.   I doubt his co workers care about Erika's lipstick.   Who knows if Tom even includes her in work gatherings.  He may since he is very proud of having a "babe" for a wife but probably not. 

I would LOVE to see more gatherings with both Tom and LVP present and watch some fire works ensue!  

Edited December 27, 2017 by Wings

[SweetieDarling]

31 minutes ago, TattleTeeny said:

I don't disagree, haha--but I think that's what made me like it! It seemed fun in a kitschy way--or an Edina & Patsy way--not that I think they were doing it on purpose, of course. 

I could Definitely see Edina proudly wearing either outfit. but Patsy has better taste than that,imo.

[nexxie]

Dorit seems to love her sweet kids but she’s so in their faces it’s just like putting herself as close to the mirrors as possible.

[zoeysmom]

38 minutes ago, Kokapetl said:

Adrienne’s family lost all but like 2 percent of their casino to the creditors. 

Yep-but they sold the Sacramento Kings for $534 million.  I will never shed a tear for the Maloofs' business deals.  The got rid of the loss leader and cashed in big time on the sale of the Kings.

[Thumper]

2 hours ago, Normades said:

ErICKa reminds me of someone I know.  She can’t wait to steer the spotlight on to herself and break out the poor me and my absentee dad or police officer son, but then feigns surprise when everyone is talking about her.  She pretends she just wants to be one of the gals, but she sucks all the oxygen out of the room.  She wants to manipulate the storyline so that she comes out looking good.  Remember what she did over the mere mention of her son?  It was a benign figure of speech, but it turned into Poor, Poor ErICKa and her worries about her police officer son.  And by the way, she doesn’t want to mention that she has a son who is a cop and that she is so worried, but ooops she just did.  And she hijacked the whole conversation.  Here she goes again with dear old dad.

UUGGGHHH!!  I can’t stand her!

Yes, I agree.  Which is why I am surprised any of the other women want to be friends with her.

[ghoulina]

1 hour ago, bichonblitz said:

That bag of pills was mostly vitamins, Rinna was joking around. Jeez. The only one asking questions and gleefully causing doubt was Dorit. 

Many viewers were speculating about that bag, so I wouldn't be surprised if her cast mates did too. Is it likely they were just vitamins and supplements? Yes. But she new she was inviting speculation when she did that. 

[TattleTeeny]

1 hour ago, SweetieDarling said:

I could Definitely see Edina proudly wearing either outfit. but Patsy has better taste than that,imo.

But think of Patsy's old modeling modeling/groupie days, hahahhahaha! And, yay--"SweetieDarling"!

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Many viewers were speculating about that bag, so I wouldn't be surprised if her cast mates did too. Is it likely they were just vitamins and supplements? Yes. But she new she was inviting speculation when she did that. 

And that was the same time as the Xanax smoothie remark, right? I don't find it to be too far a jump to wonder about the ol' pill bag (meaning the literal bag, not Lisa herself!).

Edited December 27, 2017 by TattleTeeny

[SweetieDarling]

33 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Yes, I agree.  Which is why I am surprised any of the other women want to be friends with her.

Is Andy an Erika Jane fan? Is that how she actually got this gig? If they know Andy likes her, she's not going anywhere (Bethenny), so they might as well find a way to get along with her. That's my theory.

[zoeysmom]

35 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

Is Andy an Erika Jane fan? Is that how she actually got this gig? If they know Andy likes her, she's not going anywhere (Bethenny), so they might as well find a way to get along with her. That's my theory.

Andy being a fan of Erika's is an understatement-he worships at her altar.  

[WireWrap]

59 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

Many viewers were speculating about that bag, so I wouldn't be surprised if her cast mates did too. Is it likely they were just vitamins and supplements? Yes. But she new she was inviting speculation when she did that. 

Actually,  Rinna also claimed that she kept some Xanax pills in that baggie, not just supplements, so, it wasn't a big jump for either Dorit or Eden to question Rinna's sobriety. 

[ivygirl]

50 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

Is Andy an Erika Jane fan? Is that how she actually got this gig? If they know Andy likes her, she's not going anywhere (Bethenny), so they might as well find a way to get along with her. That's my theory.

 

14 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

Andy being a fan of Erika's is an understatement-he worships at her altar.  

Plus she now has some pop culture cachet (or “cachet”, if you like)—she’s been lampooned on SNL and she’s a character in that Kardashian game. I can see that being a “draw” for Rinna and Dorit (in a way).

[crgirl412]

I thought it was boring, too.  I don't like Dorit!!  She's so annoying!!!  Of course, had to mention Kim!  I doubt there has ever been an episode where she isn't brought up by someone!!

[enchantingmonkey]

2 hours ago, Wings said:

On WWHL, Andy asked Erika what kind of lip she would wear to a gathering of her husband's co workers.  She said it would depend on who is coming, implying that she would wear a DSL if she didn't like them.  That is incredibly immature and a downright lie.  She was just trying to be the the cool girl rebel.   I doubt his co workers care about Erika's lipstick.   Who knows if Tom even includes her in work gatherings.  He may since he is very proud of having a "babe" for a wife but probably not. 

Weren't there a couple scenes in Erika's first season that gave the impression that Tom is the MAN of the house and Erika was expected to know her place?  I find it hard to believe that Tom would appreciate Erika acting out in front of clients, who I imagine are important to him.  But who knows, maybe it's some kind of foreplay for them.  

[Wings]

56 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

Andy being a fan of Erika's is an understatement-he worships at her altar.  

I am not sure of that.  He sucks up to all the HWs on his show.   I don't think he is taken with her, on a personal level, at all! Andy is smart and has sophisticated friends. Erika does NOT fall into the friend category for him.  I would put money on that.  He probably likes what she brings to this boring faction of the HWs.  They have got to step it up.  Bring back some HWs from early on.  Something. 

10 minutes ago, enchantingmonkey said:

Weren't there a couple scenes in Erika's first season that gave the impression that Tom is the MAN of the house and Erika was expected to know her place?  I find it hard to believe that Tom would appreciate Erika acting out in front of clients, who I imagine are important to him.  But who knows, maybe it's some kind of foreplay for them.  

Tom is the man of the house, big time.  Hard to tell where he sees Erika fitting in his life, socially.  He showed a video of her act to his colleagues.  Heavens to fucking Betsy! 

Edited December 28, 2017 by Wings

[kokapetl]

I’d never seen a Ferris wheel that sold hard liquor before this episode. Also, did Lisa have some court appearances she had to make during this Vegas trip?

[Chit Chat]

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 My typo combined with your gif is a wondrous thing.  Like getting chocolate in my peanut butter and coming up with Reese peanut butter cup.

Some of the best and funniest posts come from the typos we all make, and the subsequent reply posts.  I'm so glad that we can all come here and have a few laughs - even at our own expense sometimes.  Thanks for being a good sport about the pugs!  It certainly produced some creative gifs!

5 hours ago, Thumper said:

I felt like some of the other HWs were trying to get all chummy with Erika, and I don't know why.  

They all seemed rather chummy considering how catty they were to each other the last time we saw them (reunion.)  I wonder if they made amends off camera.  I'm sure the good feelings won't last though.  They never do.  

[NeverLate]

5 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

I am betting the entire season revolves around Erika Jayne.  Ugh.  We get to discover her past. . . again while she writes her memoir-or more accurately the guy from Vulture Brian Moylan does the as told to.  We saw Erika's family last year-enough is enough.  

I think so, for some reason they think we all love her..I dont. yuck! :( Her memoir , seriously, ? you left a kid to find a sugar daddy to fund your sort of dancing singing career,The end

[Sage47]

Delilah and Amelia, spawn of HarryHamlin (one word). Oh dear.....and....wow. Nauseating may not be a strong enough word. But I am not astounded by their entitlement and ‘tude because their mother is the maniacal, frenetic talking, and shallowest of them all, Lisa Rinna. 

What a desperate woman, pushing those brats to be the next “Gigi and Bella”. Yolanda was a dork about it too but somehow easier to handle.

If only Delilah and Amelia’s  latent chub-chub genes would make an appearance right about now. Rinna would be utterly crushed and inconsolable. She and HarryHamlin don’t care about good character or kind hearts in their girls, only supermodel careers.

Remember how Rinna could never be bothered to visit her elderly father in podunk (to her)  Oregon? That says it all. 

[howiveaddict]

II have a theory  that Erica's and Dorit's glam squads have placed bets with each other regarding who can make their client look more ridiculous.  Erica's is winning, but Dorit's is not far behind.

 

I like Teddi. She seems grounded like the Hoosier that she is.  And I wish I had an accountability coach.  Maybe they would motivate me to get moving.

Edited December 28, 2017 by howiveaddict

[enchantingmonkey]

48 minutes ago, Wings said:

I don't think he is taken with her, on a personal level, at all! Andy is smart and has sophisticated friends. Erika does NOT fall into the friend category for him.  I would put money on that. 

You give Andy far more credit than I do.  My impression is that she is his current fave of the BH set, and I've even considered that some of her pandering to the gay community is because she knows it makes him squeal like a ninny.  

[biakbiak]

48 minutes ago, enchantingmonkey said:

You give Andy far more credit than I do.  My impression is that she is his current fave of the BH set, and I've even considered that some of her pandering to the gay community is because she knows it makes him squeal like a ninny.  

Before Erica was ever cast her primary audience was the gay community, her schtick predates her HW career.

Edited December 28, 2017 by biakbiak

[TattleTeeny]

44 minutes ago, howiveaddict said:

II have a theory  that Erica's and Dorit's glam squads have placed bets with each other regarding who can make their client look more ridiculous.  Erica's is winning, but Dorit's is not far behind.

 

Dorit did have that actual gold-leaf, bird-poop-meets-bathing-cap business going on though--I feel that that alone earns double on the point scale.

[WireWrap]

1 hour ago, Sage47 said:

Delilah and Amelia, spawn of HarryHamlin (one word). Oh dear.....and....wow. Nauseating may not be a strong enough word. But I am not astounded by their entitlement and ‘tude because their mother is the maniacal, frenetic talking, and shallowest of them all, Lisa Rinna. 

What a desperate woman, pushing those brats to be the next “Gigi and Bella”. Yolanda was a dork about it too but somehow easier to handle.

If only Delilah and Amelia’s  latent chub-chub genes would make an appearance right about now. Rinna would be utterly crushed and inconsolable. She and HarryHamlin don’t care about good character or kind hearts in their girls, only supermodel careers.

Remember how Rinna could never be bothered to visit her elderly father in podunk (to her)  Oregon? That says it all. 

IMO, the difference between the Rinna/HH and Yolanda is that the Hadid sisters never came across (on camera) as entitled, spoiled brats like the Hamlin sisters do/are, making Yolanda look like the better parent. 

Yes, it is true that Rinna couldn't be bothered to visit her father/mother but Yolanda couldn't be bothered to visit her mother when she was in the hospital getting treatment for breast cancer either, instead Yolanda went on a vacation with DF to Canada. Both women are full of themselves IMO. 

[ITALIA]

9 hours ago, esco1822 said:

Dorit doesn't bother me too much what with Erika constantly trying to get attention and Rinna being...well Rinna.  I will say though, I nearly vomited when Dorit said she'd rather it be PK titty effing her than the ice dildo. Nobody needs that image in their head. 

PK is such an ugly slime ball.

[ITALIA]

7 hours ago, Sage47 said:

Erika repulses me. She has a severe personality disorder-major narcissism, ice cold, zero sense of humor (ugh, one of the WORST traits in a person)  and just her utter  self importance. She is really a trip.

Erika, your performance “career” is a complete joke, as are you and your sham marriage to the elderly rich guy. Find me a true friend of Erika’s that she has let in her heart and I’ll pay you a million dollars. The woman is scary. 

Why does Bravo hire pathological people? 

I always liked John Mellencamp and was very interested in hearing Teddi’s story of having him as a dad-until seconds in, Erika took over and made it all about her. She’s so gross.

Watch again and you will SEE the jealousy on her face when they asked Teddi about having John as a dad. Erika can not STAND that the new girl has this cool, famous father- she could barely keep her feelings off her face. She was thrilled to be able to steer the conversation away from the John Mellencamp connection. 

And saying it’s not a huge deal to her that she grew up without a dad. Riiiiiiiiiiight. Sure Erika! Then why are you bitter as fuck, huge chip on your shoulder? Explain your terrible personality please. 

^THIS x 1000. EriCka is a trashy, gold-digging, ZERO class POS.

[ITALIA]

2 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

Andy being a fan of Erika's is an understatement-he worships at her altar.  

Just goes to show what an a hole he is.

[Maximona]

6 hours ago, missyb said:

So far, I like Teddi. I like her tagline ( paraphrased, I don't need to own the best, I need to be my best). I like that she does not live and die by shopping and labels.I like that she hosts music appreciation parties for other kids.  I like that she can say no to the girls. I think she highlights the vacuousness of some of these girls. Specifically  Erika and Dorit.

Yep, yep, and yep.

The BEST storyline the Bravo producers could possibly come up with in my never-humble-opinion is to showcase how shallow, vacuous, and useless those two women are and maybe precipitate a suicide attempt or two.  (I did say attempt.)  Then after being rescued, Dorit and Erika can move to India and devote the subsequent portions of their lives to good works.  The Real Housewives of Mumbai!

[ITALIA]

20 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

IMO, the difference between the Rinna/HH and Yolanda is that the Hadid sisters never came across (on camera) as entitled, spoiled brats like the Hamlin sisters do/are, making Yolanda look like the better parent. 

Yes, it is true that Rinna couldn't be bothered to visit her father/mother but Yolanda couldn't be bothered to visit her mother when she was in the hospital getting treatment for breast cancer either, instead Yolanda went on a vacation with DF to Canada. Both women are full of themselves IMO. 

Yolanda looks like a MAN - NOT attractive at all.

[Wings]

1 hour ago, enchantingmonkey said:

You give Andy far more credit than I do.  My impression is that she is his current fave of the BH set, and I've even considered that some of her pandering to the gay community is because she knows it makes him squeal like a ninny.  

Ha ha ha ha ha!  

[ITALIA]

NOTE to EriCka - You're a gold-digging bitch, your hairstyles (especially the high pony tails) are a LOL! You're fashion choices in Vegas are LAME. You're NOT attractive and have NO class. Your husband is a short, homely db.

NOTE to Dorit - Ditch the strapless dresses that you constantly have to pull up to cover your fake tits. Your husband is a homely a hole.

NOTE to Teddi - Your job as an accountability coach is a LOL! Slate is a STUPID name for a daughter.

NOTE to Adrienne M - You need to lay off the PS. You look REALLY bad.

NOTE to Kyle - Get a clue on what to wear. Your fashion choices are a MAJOR fail. Ripped jeans are NOT attractive. Bragging about your Birkin bag and the ugly Prada shoes you were wearing are NOT impressive.

NOTE to Lisa V - Do something about your outdated, fried long hair. You look ten years older than you are. Your outfit of the blouse and black pencil skirt with the zipper was a LOL! Try pumps with lower heels. When you wear stilettos, you walk like Mrs. Wiggins, prominent butt.

NOTE to Lisa R - Your daughter who ordered the $280 steak is a MAJOR spoiled brat. NOT surprising - another entitled no clue millennial.