Tougher Love

[Primetimer]

The TV parents we'd most like to see not sparing the rod with Brandon Walsh.

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[Earmuffs Mom]

I shouted, "YASSSS!" at Cookie Lyon whippin' Brandon's ass with a broom like she did to Hakeem.  Cookie would have shut him down at every opp-bray-tunity!

[Tara Ariano]

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[Kerfuffler]

George and Lucille Bluth. Lucille would just make caustic but hilarious comments about him instead of treating him like a paragon of virtue, and George would use his one-armed friend to teach some valuable lessons. "And THAT'S why you always use the handle to hold your coffee cup!" ... "And THAT'S why you never bray in your parents'/boss's/dean's face!" ... "And THAT'S why you don't wear pants that are wider than you are tall!" (That last lesson involves Brandon's pants getting stuck in a revolving door, which he then has to push way too hard to get free, causing the door to spring forward and sever the arm of someone trying to get in.)

[ilovebeaarthur]

Clair Huxtable, for sure. Her icy glares are enough to kill. She sure as hell wouldn't put up with a bray.

[Qoass]

Roseanne and Dan Connor. Roseanne would laugh him off his chair and Dan would slam him into a wall.