Paul & Karine: These Condoms Ain't For Sexin'

[Pachengala]

Herpes is a deal breaker for some, and isn't for others, but that's why it's important to have these talks before you begin a sexual relationship. My problem with Paul isn't that he wants to know the status of Karine's sexual health, but that he's so weird and colonialist about it. If he'd been like, let's both disclose, he wouldn't be getting the universal side-eye, but he's didn't.  I said it before and I'll say it again: he's treating Karine like a second class citizen, like his property; like, she comes from a poor upbringing in a non-American country so he has the right to make sure she's 'clean' before he imports her. It's gross and he's a dick. 

[CofCinci]

Paul posted details about his arrest:

[Rabithed]

Karine creeps me out.  She's useless and it's so obvious they can't possibly be in love with each other. They can't even have a conversation without that translator app!!! Idk if she's dumb enough to think she's gonna "escape" to America with her prince I really don't care how this ends up for her. They are both creepy. 

[gavinmac]

Well, that's not the most egregious protection order violation, but it was stupid. When a judge orders you not to contact someone, it means you don't contact them. Duh.

[Miss Chevious]

2 hours ago, Rabithed said:

Karine creeps me out.  She's useless and it's so obvious they can't possibly be in love with each other. They can't even have a conversation without that translator app!!! Idk if she's dumb enough to think she's gonna "escape" to America with her prince I really don't care how this ends up for her. They are both creepy. 

Her body language shows loud and clear she's not too into him. So why is she pushing for intimacy when she should be claiming the Portuguese version of Ramadan. She could've landed a better fish. 

[biakbiak]

Am I missing something this does say he wrote to her about two EPOs but it doesn't say he filed it first so I am confused what he thinks this proves.

[MrHufflepuff]

He is claiming that he filed an EPO against her and then she filed an EPO against him after she was served with his EPO.  The only thing the report is about, though, is her EPO so it doesn't tell us anything about his EPO (if it exists or doesn't or what it says).  So, we just have his claim in his post that he has an EPO against her.

The content of his text isn't really proof of anything either.  It could be factual or delusional, we don't know.  But, if we take it at face value, then the text means that he was offering for them to mutually drop their EPOs and come to some amicable solution (either divide everything or work on getting back together).

I do wonder what his version of an amicable solution involves.  Does it require STD tests?

[Major Bigtime]

5 hours ago, Miss Chevious said:

Her body language shows loud and clear she's not too into him. So why is she pushing for intimacy when she should be claiming the Portuguese version of Ramadan. She could've landed a better fish. 

She equates sex with a commitment to marry. I think.

[Desert Rat]

37 minutes ago, Major Bigtime said:

She equates sex with a commitment to marry. I think.

If so, she knows very little about American culture where sex has little to do with marriage.

[Major Bigtime]

Paul's side of the story of last night's episode.

 

[gonecrackers]

It always surprises me when participants are surprised by the way they are portrayed, especially if they have any issues whatsoever. It's beyond stupid not to watch the show & scope it out before signing on.

[greekmom]

1 hour ago, gonecrackers said:

It always surprises me when participants are surprised by the way they are portrayed, especially if they have any issues whatsoever. It's beyond stupid not to watch the show & scope it out before signing on.

^^^^ THIS. Especially that original 90 is in what ? season 5? Don't be stupid Paul. You got what you wanted from Sharp Ent. and they certainly used you to their full advantage. Shut up and put up. You signed on.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

5 hours ago, Major Bigtime said:

Paul's side of the story of last night's episode.

 

Oooooooo wow he bought her  top of the line medications, well isn't she fortunate? (Sarcasm font) What a loser.

I looked up the "very expensive " hotel the largest suite -which they were not in- was $175 a night and regular rooms $63-85 a night. 

[PityFree]

"Top of the line"  medicine?? So he sprung for NyQuil brand NyQuil rather than the storebrand NyQuil???? He is such a loon!!!!

[booboopbedoo]

I think she is the town pump and has had a few men. Otherwise her Father would not have been so quick to let her go to a motel with a mute American. She knows she needs to get out and going to America is a big deal so sex is a tool to get there.

Perhaps she will join the ranks of other other women and further her career as a model!!

[Arwen Evenstar]

23 minutes ago, booboopbedoo said:

Perhaps she will join the ranks of other other women and further her career as a model!!

Ka-reer Karine! Step aside, Pao, there's a new ingenue to take your place.

[CofCinci]

8 hours ago, PityFree said:

"Top of the line"  medicine?? So he sprung for NyQuil brand NyQuil rather than the storebrand NyQuil???? He is such a loon!!!!

He didn't even have to spend for "top of the line" medicine because it was packed in his 4 foot lockers!!!  She is so petite that two children's Tylenol solves what ails her. 

[bethster2000]

I move that the name of this thread be changed to, "Come On, Baby, Light My Fire."

[gonecrackers]

I really like the name of this thread; gives me a smile every time. :)

He's acting like he's her savior; bad set up happening.

[ChristmasJones]

I found myself wondering how close/far Karine lives from this region where the UK traveler was killed while kayaking the Amazon recently

"Ms Kelty disappeared in the upper stretches of the Amazon in northern Brazil, often referred to as the Solimoes River - an area known for pirate attacks and drug traffickers."

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-41321514

/randomness

[Meowwww]

Paul killed his Facebook.  After proclaiming he might.  I think things are going to get REAL.   Fast.  

[Arwen Evenstar]

1 hour ago, Meowwww said:

Paul killed his Facebook.  After proclaiming he might.  I think things are going to get REAL.   Fast.  

Like how do you mean? Filming another season?

[Major Bigtime]

I saw him posting with another name, to Sean. Let me see if I can find it.

[Major Bigtime]

His page is still active.

[EastCoast4Life]

4 minutes ago, SoshulMeedya said:

I hadn't noticed this before!! It's been nothing but buffoonery since he's been there. I would love to be a fly inside Karine's brain to know what she's really thinking. 

I hadn't noticed this either. What an idiot. I mean, Jesus, the woman has arms you could grab onto as you flail in your protective gear. He deserves a penis fish at this point. 

[Meowwww]

On 9/20/2017 at 2:13 PM, SoshulMeedya said:

Well at least maybe they were in the pool.  Cleans them up.  They both lack showering. 

[Desert Rat]

6 hours ago, SoshulMeedya said:

I hadn't noticed this before!! It's been nothing but buffoonery since he's been there. I would love to be a fly inside Karine's brain to know what she's really thinking. 

Oh, I know what she's thinking, "The streets of America better be f'ing paved in gold."

Edited September 26, 2017 by Desert Rat

[Snarkasm]

'90 Day Fiancé' Star Paul Staehle Gets Mugged by a Machete-Wielding Thief in Brazil.

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/90-day-fiance-mugged-machete-142676

[gonecrackers]

Who mugs someone with a camera crew following them?

[seacliffsal]

It's disconcerting to read the word "star" in the title of the article posted above...

[MrHufflepuff]

Given how tricksy the editors are on the previews, here's my theory about what happens:

1.  Paul and Karine decide to move his trunks up the hill.  She stays at the top of the hill to guard the trunks, while he runs back down and grabs the next one.

2.  But the trunks are too heavy!  Karine can't hold on!  The trunks get away from her and roll down the other side of the hill.

3.  Hearing Karine screaming about the trunks, Paul kicks it into high gear and does his upright-alligator run up the stairs to save his precious trunks.

4.  But the trunks roll down the hill and flatten some poor dude who's returning from a day's work in the field (which is why he has a machete).  The runaway trunks destroy the machete, which means that this poor dude won't be able to earn his livelihood.  So, he demands compensation from Paul.

5.  Paul offers him STD and pregnancy tests as compensation (and even a stuffed animal!), but the machete dude wants money.  So, Paul pulls a Ryan Lochte and claims that he's being mugged.

6.  Karine, exhausted from having to haul around these huge trunks, sits down on the grass and has a good cry.

Edited September 27, 2017 by MrHufflepuff

[Toaster Strudel]

13 hours ago, gonecrackers said:

Who mugs someone with a camera crew following them?

Maybe they wanted the camera equipment?

[gonecrackers]

10 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

Maybe they wanted the camera equipment?

I wish they had gotten the equipment & showed us everything TLC edits out.

[Christina]

It will be nowhere near as exciting as @MrHufflepuff describes. Sharp Entertainment needs better script writers.

[Arwen Evenstar]

18 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

Maybe they wanted the camera equipment?

Maybe a drug cartel was threatened by the camera crew.  There's quite a bit of that going on in that part of the world.  When on guided tour of the favelas, one must always ask permission to photograph people before releasing the shutter.

[booboopbedoo]

21 hours ago, MrHufflepuff said:

Paul kicks it into high gear and does his upright-alligator run up the stairs to save his precious trunks.

I laughed so hard watching him run up those stairs with those pelican feet!

[MrHufflepuff]

2 hours ago, booboopbedoo said:

I laughed so hard watching him run up those stairs with those pelican feet!

Someone else came up with the alligator comparison.  So, now we have upright alligator, pelican, Jesus lizard and Kermit.  Did I miss anything?

[Arwen Evenstar]

25 minutes ago, MrHufflepuff said:

Someone else came up with the alligator comparison.  So, now we have upright alligator, pelican, Jesus lizard and Kermit.  Did I miss anything?

Nope.  I'd say you can "call it good".

[Triplebiotch]

Every time I see Paul pat karine on the back when they hug awkwardly it makes me cringe

[booboopbedoo]

38 minutes ago, Triplebiotch said:

Every time I see Paul pat karine on the back when they hug awkwardly it makes me cringe

Like that weird relative in the family that your Mom warned you about - don't let Uncle Paul get too close or touch you. Uncle Paul is so special but keep him away from the kids.

[MrHufflepuff]

1 hour ago, booboopbedoo said:

Like that weird relative in the family that your Mom warned you about - don't let Uncle Paul get too close or touch you. Uncle Paul is so special but keep him away from the kids.

And matches!

[checker]

2 hours ago, Triplebiotch said:

Every time I see Paul pat karine on the back when they hug awkwardly it makes me cringe

I wonder if she ever accidentally burped when he did that.

[EastCoast4Life]

On 9/28/2017 at 9:39 AM, Triplebiotch said:

Every time I see Paul pat karine on the back when they hug awkwardly it makes me cringe

It's like he doesn't understand normal human interactions. It's probably because of his childhood, growing up with the alligators. 

Edited September 29, 2017 by EastCoast4Life

[AZChristian]

1 hour ago, EastCoast4Life said:

It's like he doesn't understand normal human interactions. It's probably because of his childhood, growing up with the alligators. 

Darn it . . . that coffee really burns when it comes out of my nose!!!!

[CofCinci]

http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/90-day-fiance-before-the-90-days-karine-gets-mugged-w506339

details about the mugging

[Kat30]

On 9/18/2017 at 3:20 AM, MrHufflepuff said:

He is claiming that he filed an EPO against her and then she filed an EPO against him after she was served with his EPO.  The only thing the report is about, though, is her EPO so it doesn't tell us anything about his EPO (if it exists or doesn't or what it says).  So, we just have his claim in his post that he has an EPO against her.

The content of his text isn't really proof of anything either.  It could be factual or delusional, we don't know.  But, if we take it at face value, then the text means that he was offering for them to mutually drop their EPOs and come to some amicable solution (either divide everything or work on getting back together).

I do wonder what his version of an amicable solution involves.  Does it require STD tests?

I'm a Louisvillian and it's pretty much a big small town.  Everyone somehow knows each other.  I would LOVE to know who these exes are to see what sort of crazy they were dealing with.  Mosquitos are bad here in the summer.  He may have had previous experience with those nets.

[Major Bigtime]

Dear lord...

 

[biakbiak]

Do we all need to put his posts through a translator app for them to be in English.

[Liamsmom617]

21 hours ago, biakbiak said:

Do we all need to put his posts through a translator app for them to be in English.

BWA HA HA HA!!!  I think so. Dude needs to attend ESL classes along w/Karine. 

[booboopbedoo]

Do you think maybe he has Asbergers or is Autistic?