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I think he feels like Americans are graspers who need marriage.  Thanks Darcey for making us look bad.

i was oooohing over the travel porn, as was my hubby.  I feel there was no respect for the history of the city.  Other than the diamond museum and the places that could be blocked off for the wedding. 

When hubby and I travel overseas, we are awed by the history and so respectful.  That she doesn't care about it kind of hurts my heart.  

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I don't know why these women go after much younger men when they're trying to feel young. If I want to feel young, I'm going after an 80 year old. But I'm also not attracted to men half my age so maybe I'm just not getting it. 

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23 hours ago, Cmiller360 said:

 

All that being said, I can't imagine what made her decide to go for 6 weeks! Spending 24 hours a day together for 6 weeks would be enough to strain even the best relationship. 2 weeks, maybe. 6 weeks, no freakin' way!!

I love my husband of many years, but if I had to spend 24 hours a day with him for six weeks in a teeny, tiny apartment, we would either kill each other or get divorced. 

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11 hours ago, Swim mom said:

Jesse creeps me too, CMiller. When I first saw his photo, I thought what a hot body, but now, I'm just YUCK!  Thr ride through the town made me feel like he'd enjoy pulling legs off insects.

I can't get over his resemblance to Jeffery Dahmer.  Super creepy.  The fact that he is so particular adds to the serial killer vibe. He probably carefully positions her body during sex and demands it just a certain way, all to please his fetishes, of course.

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On 8/22/2017 at 6:10 PM, bethster2000 said:

Darcey is just so skanky.  I don't know why or how this sort of thing became the benchmark for "hot" or "sexy" or even "attractive," but she just looks basic, dirty, nasty, and stinky.

To me she looks like the type who douses herself in gaggingly strong smelly perfume

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1 hour ago, Desert Rat said:

 He probably carefully positions her body during sex and demands it just a certain way, all to please his fetishes, of course.

Bbbbbut, he's all about pheromones!

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1 hour ago, Desert Rat said:

I love my husband of many years, but if I had to spend 24 hours a day with him for six weeks in a teeny, tiny apartment, we would either kill each other or get divorced. 

Truer words indeed were never spoken (we celebrated 21 years in May).  LOL!!!!

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On 8/22/2017 at 1:25 PM, Lilacly said:

How???

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Forget her oddly shaped boob....what's with his crotch area? It looks like he has pull up denim pants on.

7 hours ago, Desert Rat said:

I can't get over his resemblance to Jeffery Dahmer.  Super creepy.  The fact that he is so particular adds to the serial killer vibe. He probably carefully positions her body during sex and demands it just a certain way, all to please his fetishes, of course.

.........except that I think she likes it that way.  She definitely gets off on his "alpha male" dominance. 

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Jesse is SUPER hard to read and I cant tell if he is trying to play some kind of role or something. Like he suddenly exclaimed in a very out of character way "Look I got you the silk sheets on the bed for your hair !!" to sort of match her high energy personality but the rest of the time he comes off as unemotional, slightly annoyed. Also his assessment of Americans should not be based on Darcey. Just saying. Cortney is American and she doesnt come off as chaotic and hyper but who knows. 

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13 hours ago, magemaud said:

To me she looks like the type who douses herself in gaggingly strong smelly perfume

She did that at the duty free!

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5 hours ago, LocalGovt said:

Forget her oddly shaped boob....what's with his crotch area? It looks like he has pull up denim pants on.

Nope, I can't let my eyes go there.  

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8 hours ago, LocalGovt said:

Forget her oddly shaped boob....what's with his crotch area? It looks like he has pull up denim pants on.

Does he tuck? Maybe he does drag shows..

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7 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Or as we say in Texas, "Rode hard and put up wet".

They probably started to say that in Amsterdam too after seeing this woman. 

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21 minutes ago, CofCinci said:
8 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Or as we say in Texas, "Rode hard and put up wet".

They probably started to say that in Amsterdam too after seeing this woman. 

*snort* 

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On 8/22/2017 at 0:25 PM, Lilacly said:

How???

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What is going on with her arm? It appears that 1) a smaller, tan version of an arm was painted on her larger arm or b) they took a shot of her arm with Jesse's arm/elbow behind it and photoshopped it into this picture. She is seriously sporting two elbows. 

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5 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

 

What is going on with her arm? It appears that 1) a smaller, tan version of an arm was painted on her larger arm or b) they took a shot of her arm with Jesse's arm/elbow behind it and photoshopped it into this picture. She is seriously sporting two elbows. 

You have a sharp eye!  There is nothing like a cheesy sexy (not) photo except a cheesy sexy (not) photo with bad photo shopping.

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4 hours ago, Toodleoo said:

 

What is going on with her arm? It appears that 1) a smaller, tan version of an arm was painted on her larger arm or b) they took a shot of her arm with Jesse's arm/elbow behind it and photoshopped it into this picture. She is seriously sporting two elbows. 

Yes, and there is a strip of untanned skin on the back of her right arm beginning at the second elbow. I missed that before. 

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On 8/25/2017 at 7:02 PM, checker said:


OK I looked. He's tucked.

Well, after that.......I had to look too!  Looks more like he has a vagina than  (the usual).........

Perhaps he was getting more in touch with his 'feminine side' ?

Ah! he's just Dutch: 

Wooden Shoes

Wooden Head

Wouldn't listen!

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2 hours ago, happy hobo said:

Well, after that.......I had to look too!  Looks more like he has a vagina than  (the usual).........

Perhaps he was getting more in touch with his 'feminine side' ?

Ah! he's just Dutch: 

Wooden Shoes

Wooden Head

Wouldn't listen!

Is he auditioning for an I am Jesse, pre-bottom surgery FTM show?  Please no. 

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On 8/24/2017 at 11:16 PM, Desert Rat said:

I can't get over his resemblance to Jeffery Dahmer.  Super creepy.  The fact that he is so particular adds to the serial killer vibe. He probably carefully positions her body during sex and demands it just a certain way, all to please his fetishes, of course.

I can't unsee that comparison now.  Nope. Can't unsee it. 

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She looks much more attractive without all of the makeup. She may just not be photogenic. One of the OC Housewives Lori Waring looked like the madame puppet on screen but people say that she is stunning in person.  

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Her crouching at the table pretending to be young with his parents, while she is there age, was awful.  I mean, COME ON.  REALITY.  

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I can only imagine how humiliated Darcy's poor daughters must be watching their mother.  Imagine those poor girls seeing their mother in bed telling the camera that her sleep was amazing, or her love interest admitting that they had intimacy, or flashing a huge ring she purchased for herself, or talking about having a baby with that guy, or talking about his Facebook status, or constantly talking about marriage.  The torment at school must be unbearable.  Maybe dad will take these tapes to court to get full custody.  Darcy is unfit. 

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17 hours ago, Major Bigtime said:

Spotted this on FB. Might explain Jesse's personality.

 

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Cheers for this!  I've been trying to explain him and why he seems 'rude' but this is perfect...  I love the Dutch for this exact reason =)

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On 8/22/2017 at 11:25 AM, Lilacly said:

How???

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Wow. I guess we now know which side NOT his good side.  He looks awful in that picture.

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8 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Wow. I guess we now know which side NOT his good side.  He looks awful in that picture.

What if that is his good side? 

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On 8/20/2017 at 8:36 PM, poeticlicensed said:

Who takes someone bike riding right after they get off an overnight flight? Then he pushes her to ride faster? He's a sadist. 

That's what I thought.  It's just cruel to expect someone to go bike riding after a long flight like that.  

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2 hours ago, ChiCricket said:

What if that is his good side? 

 

2 hours ago, PityFree said:

Wow. I guess we now know which side NOT his good side.  He looks awful in that picture.

We know he woke up on the "wrong side" based on his treatment of Darcy.  

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2 hours ago, PityFree said:

Wow. I guess we now know which side NOT his good side.  He looks awful in that picture.

It's like I can actually see and count his pores in that picture.  And her...it's like she's melting right in front of my eyes.  It's so bad!

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OMG guys I figured it out. The why Darcy looks like a hobbit beside Jesse. It's her shoulders! She is short, but her shoulders are so broad and boobs so large it does her no favors. 

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Between that and the short dresses/shorts/ripped/distressed jeans, I mean, the girl supposedly works in fashion. You'd think she would know how to dress to hide those flaws? She was much cuter on the images I saw from her twin show (AND THAT WAS ONLY 7 YEARS AGO!!!) Midlife crisis much?

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1 minute ago, Landlord said:

Between that and the short dresses/shorts/ripped/distressed jeans, I mean, the girl supposedly works in fashion. You'd think she would know how to dress to hide those flaws? 

Looks to me like she wears stuff from the clothing line she has with her sister.  Lots of ripped jeans and short stuff there.  For 20-somethings.

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lol. Hubs never watches my shows, he's always in bed extra early. Tonight, he stayed up long enough to catch a glimpse of Darcy. His good night to me was ''thank you for not being botched''.  Oh, honey, you WILL watch this trainwreck with me next week! 

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On 8/28/2017 at 9:00 PM, Desert Rat said:

I can only imagine how humiliated Darcy's poor daughters must be watching their mother.  Imagine those poor girls seeing their mother in bed telling the camera that her sleep was amazing, or her love interest admitting that they had intimacy, or flashing a huge ring she purchased for herself, or talking about having a baby with that guy, or talking about his Facebook status, or constantly talking about marriage.  The torment at school must be unbearable.  Maybe dad will take these tapes to court to get full custody.  Darcy is unfit. 

I second this emotion.  It would have been one thing to go off and spend six weeks with the 24 year old hottie in Holland etc., but for a mother with two girls in their teens, to do all the above (thank you, DR) on camera when all her daughters' friends (not to mention her own) would be watching that, really does come really close to unfit.   For a lot of years, I worked in Family Law - and I can nearly compose the father's Motion for sole custody --  "let herself be filmed in bed with .." "discussed on national television her first relations with her new 'boyfriend'"   But failing that, and even if they didn't let the kids see it -- which they could sneak and do anyway --    

Even considering, as we often do, that some behaviors might be producer-driven, some producer should have had the notion that all of this was a lousy idea, just because of those girls. 

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I'm a couple years older than Darcey is supposed to be, with a son Jesse's age. I look young for my age, and have been mistaken for my son's older sister more than once. The thing is, I wasn't trying. Darcey tries SO HARD..."See, I'm still cute! I'm still hip!" that I think it ages her more. She's not an ugly woman, she just needs to stop acting like she's in competition with her daughters.

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10 hours ago, Landlord said:

I mean, the girl supposedly works in fashion. You'd think she would know how to dress to hide those flaws

She graduated from the same fashion expertise school as Kyle Richards.

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