Jorge & Anfisa: We Are Living in a Material World

[Drogo]

Your Jorge and Anfisa topic!

[islandgal140]

You are doing the Lordt's work!!!

I drooled when I saw these two were to be featured starting June 25th. I am TLC's bitch!

[Hero]

Her face is so puffy and swollen. She should really lay off the fillers. It ages her about 20 years and it makes her head look huge!

[iwasish]

On 6/1/2017 at 4:07 PM, Suzy123 said:

Her face is so puffy and swollen. She should really lay off the fillers. It ages her about 20 years and it makes her head look huge!

Fillers? I thought she just looked like that.  Too bad she has such a high opinion of herself. Someone needs to tell her she ain't all that. 

[escapetoreality]

The June 25 show is on TLC go! 

[funky-rat]

17 hours ago, iwasish said:

Fillers? I thought she just looked like that.  Too bad she has such a high opinion of herself. Someone needs to tell her she ain't all that. 

Someone found photos of her pre-plastic butchery.  She was quite attractive.  It's a shame she mangled up her face.

[iwasish]

23 hours ago, funky-rat said:

Someone found photos of her pre-plastic butchery.  She was quite attractive.  It's a shame she mangled up her face.

He's no prize but he could do so  much better.   I can't feel too sorry for him though.  He's the type who wants a hot piece on his arm regardless of how she treats him. I hope the little ass he gets from her is enough to make him overlook the way she treats him 99% of the time. 

[Miss Chevious]

If it wasn't for the show (and the green card) I think she would've dumped him. He's no prize and she knows it. 

[MrSmith]

1 hour ago, iwasish said:

He's no prize but he could do so  much better.   I can't feel too sorry for him though.  He's the type who wants a hot piece on his arm regardless of how she treats him. I hope the little ass he gets from her is enough to make him overlook the way she treats him 99% of the time. 

I feel like what he really got is a well-dressed woman of roughly average beauty. In my opinion, I'd actually give her about 4 & 3/4 to maybe 5 & 1/2. She's only bangable if I'm wasted.

[Natalie68]

On 6/12/2017 at 5:12 PM, iwasish said:

Fillers? I thought she just looked like that.  Too bad she has such a high opinion of herself. Someone needs to tell her she ain't all that. 

If what is being said is true that she is on pornhub no one is really looking at her face.  Personally I think he wants a dom and she is more than willing to do it for the right handbag or shoes.

[Major Bigtime]

Here she is, pre-surgery, on the left.

[MrSmith]

@Major Bigtime Yea, she looks a little better. I'd give her about a 6 because she looks more real, natural, and a whole lot less like an animated blow-up doll.

[iwasish]

Her face may be a 5 but her personality drags it down to barely a one.  

[Baltimore Betty]

I have been working on my Anfisa imitation.  I am so going to use it at dinner tonight, my son got me hooked on this mess of a show and now he will have to deal with the monster he created! The previews keep showing her saying "I hate being married to Jorge" this will be my answer to everything tonight! 

[MrSmith]

1 hour ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I have been working on my Anfisa imitation.  I am so going to use it at dinner tonight, my son got me hooked on this mess of a show and now he will have to deal with the monster he created! The previews keep showing her saying "I hate being married to Jorge" this will be my answer to everything tonight! 

Sounds like that will be hilarious! Post back and let us know how it went!

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, MrSmith said:

Sounds like that will be hilarious! Post back and let us know how it went!

Yes, I will report back.  That poor wait person I will have tonight will have no idea what I am talking about.

[MrSmith]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Yes, I will report back.  That poor wait person I will have tonight will have no idea what I am talking about.

You never know! They may know very well what you're talking about. And if they do and they play along, that'll be even better!

[Major Bigtime]

Video it, pleeeeeeeeeeease!!

[Baltimore Betty]

1 hour ago, Major Bigtime said:

Video it, pleeeeeeeeeeease!!

Can even post personal videos on this site?

[Landlord]

I'll take just the audio of it just fine LOL!

[Major Bigtime]

3 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Can even post personal videos on this site?

PM one of the mods and ask them. I bet in a Small Talk forum it would be OK.

[Wings]

Why would you not be able to post a personal video?  I would say of course you can.  

[Christina]

Watched about ten minutes of their three hour special and couldn't take another minute of her. She's hateful and nasty and he's dumb and a glutton for punishment. It was obvious to me that she was a webcam girl when he said he saw her photo on Facebook but she didn't respond to him right away, and then he took her all over on vacation because she was going to be in Spain for school. Clearly, she was for hire. Her back and forth with him when she cancelled his plane ticket was probably because she thought she had someone with more money in line, only to find out she isn't as pretty as she thinks.

Based on the previews, it looks like she is physically abusive to him, and I won't defend that in any way. I wasn't too sure if he liked the emotional abuse, since he kind of waivered back and forth in a way that wasn't clear to me, since he obviously knew he was paying for her and without any money she wouldn't be here, but she needs to keep her hands to herself. 

Other than that, no sympathy from me; he got what he paid for and he knew she was marrying money he didn't have. I'm wondering if I'm even going to get through this season, since between Anfisa and Dani/Mo, I'm getting a migraine just thinking about them. Watching trash is supposed to be fun, and these three are irritating to the extreme, and I can barely understand what they are saying when they are not yelling. 

[poeticlicensed]

So I watched the rehash last night and came away with a new perspective. Anfisa is a terrible person, but she was upfront about her expectations. It was pretty clear that Jorge made all kinds of promises about the lifestyle she would have if she married him. She was in Spain and he went over to Europe at least once and did the whole 5 star hotel thing with her, so she probably thought he was super rich. Then she arrives and he takes her to a hotel because he has no place to live and then tells her that he can't rent an apartment because he has a criminal record? Um, I would be pissed too.  I'm sure it was TLC that suggested looking at 100K plus diamonds and 45K wedding gowns, but WTF, he told her that was going to be her life, and showered her with bags and shoes before she came. Again, I am not defending her, she's awful, but he created the situation. 

[Major Bigtime]

I took this shitshow off my DVR, along with the regular show. I'm done watching this type of trainwreck.

[sainte-chapelle]

52 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

So I watched the rehash last night and came away with a new perspective. Anfisa is a terrible person, but she was upfront about her expectations. It was pretty clear that Jorge made all kinds of promises about the lifestyle she would have if she married him. She was in Spain and he went over to Europe at least once and did the whole 5 star hotel thing with her, so she probably thought he was super rich. Then she arrives and he takes her to a hotel because he has no place to live and then tells her that he can't rent an apartment because he has a criminal record? Um, I would be pissed too.  I'm sure it was TLC that suggested looking at 100K plus diamonds and 45K wedding gowns, but WTF, he told her that was going to be her life, and showered her with bags and shoes before she came. Again, I am not defending her, she's awful, but he created the situation. 

Agreed! I recall her saying Something along the lines of "yes I like money so what? Did you bring me here for my personality? Would I be here if I was fat and ugly?" Jorge got what he paid for, a 'sexy' Russian trophy wife, no sympathy from me.

[MrSmith]

10 minutes ago, Major Bigtime said:

I took this shitshow off my DVR, along with the regular show. I'm done watching this type of trainwreck.

Well, you have more resolve than I do. Though, I didn't watch this latest rehash episode, either. I've got better things to do with my time than watch stuff I've already watched. So, perhaps as this season unfolds, I'll reach the same place you have.

[booboopbedoo]

What a big sweaty schlump he is!

Why on earth would she even be with you if it wasn't for the money and the Green Card??

You wonderful personality? Baby Huey!!

[Drogo]

Jorge put a "Kick Me" sign on his own back and wonders why he has footprints on his shirt.  

The Americans are always the worst ones on this show.  

[spankydoll]

14 hours ago, poeticlicensed said:

So I watched the rehash last night and came away with a new perspective. Anfisa is a terrible person, but she was upfront about her expectations. It was pretty clear that Jorge made all kinds of promises about the lifestyle she would have if she married him. She was in Spain and he went over to Europe at least once and did the whole 5 star hotel thing with her, so she probably thought he was super rich. Then she arrives and he takes her to a hotel because he has no place to live and then tells her that he can't rent an apartment because he has a criminal record? Um, I would be pissed too.  I'm sure it was TLC that suggested looking at 100K plus diamonds and 45K wedding gowns, but WTF, he told her that was going to be her life, and showered her with bags and shoes before she came. Again, I am not defending her, she's awful, but he created the situation. 

I agree. This series is giving Anfisa a more sympathetic edit. Jorge is a liar. Jorge is threatening to send her back to Russia if she doesn't behave. He ius awful. 

[greekmom]

10 hours ago, spankydoll said:

I agree. This series is giving Anfisa a more sympathetic edit. Jorge is a liar. Jorge is threatening to send her back to Russia if she doesn't behave. He ius awful. 

I think they are both really crappy people (I can't stress this enough!).  He wanted arm candy he can't afford. She wanted a sugar daddy and a green card.  They deserve each other.

[gardendiva]

Jorge's picture appears in the dictionary under "pussywhipped", and I have never seen such calculating greed and manipulation skills in someone as young as Anfisa. Boy, what a bizarre meeting of personalities those two make.

[greekmom]

14 hours ago, gardendiva said:

Jorge's picture appears in the dictionary under "pussywhipped", and I have never seen such calculating greed and manipulation skills in someone as young as Anfisa. Boy, what a bizarre meeting of personalities those two make.

I actually am in awe and she can make a ton of money giving classes on how to manipulate people. That's a life skill.

[gardendiva]

I hope he changes his password to all of his stuff before his greedy little Russian hacker drains his bank account. The fact that she has access to his Apple ID and email passwords is not good. She seems to think she deserves $10,000 purses and 5 carat engagement rings, and she throws major tantrums when she doesn't get what she wants. If he continues to allow her access to his digital life, he deserves whatever he gets for being so stupid.

Edited June 21, 2017 by gardendiva

[Baltimore Betty]

On ‎6‎/‎16‎/‎2017 at 10:42 AM, MrSmith said:

Sounds like that will be hilarious! Post back and let us know how it went!

Well, my son laughed the waiter...not so much, pretty sure I heard crickets.  I did say it enough thru out dinner that I got the "Mooom" after a while and that was from my husband, lol.

I stopped watching halfway thru that episode,(boring) it was all old footage unless the last bit was the exciting and new footage.

[MrSmith]

@Baltimore Betty Thanks for the update!

[Mrs. Hanson]

On 6/20/2017 at 9:14 AM, greekmom said:

I think they are both really crappy people (I can't stress this enough!).  He wanted arm candy he can't afford. She wanted a sugar daddy and a green card.  They deserve each other.

They really are a pair aren't they?  She is horrid but he is just as bad.  Giving your apple password to someone?  Get a new phone JUST FOR BUSINESS and don't tell you have it,  Seriously.

 

On 6/21/2017 at 0:29 PM, greekmom said:

I actually am in awe and she can make a ton of money giving classes on how to manipulate people. That's a life skill.

I agree 100%!  She is so young to be able to play people like that but man she is good.  I wonder if the two of them are like, "Let's play the audience and get OUR OWN SHOW!"  I mean, she keyed his car!!!  Who does that?

I agree with an earlier post that the Americans look like douchebags in this show.  Jorge ain't helping!!!

[IntoTheMystic]

Anfisa is DEFINITELY on pornhub. I took one for the team and checked it out. I'm a flag waving lesbian but she does absolutely NOTHING for me. The one video I skimmed is pre-breast surgery. Her body is just okay but that sour face and the fact that she has zero personality makes her a no go as far as porn goes. I doubt anyone would hire her to "model" or do porn films because she is like a Chucky doll that hasn't been possessed yet so it's just lifeless. She's pretty dead inside. And those lip fillers were incorrectly done. She looks like she's had a Dyson vacuum attached to her lips overnight on the high setting.

But ... I can understand her anger at Jorge. He presented himself as a millionaire. He didn't disagree that he told her that when she called him out about it. He brought her here under false pretenses. She should have been made aware of his criminal record AND his financial situation. Anyone with a brain can see that she values herself worth a few million so she expects whatever dude she's with to treat her that way and lavish her with expensive crap in exchange for use of her body. It's not my cup of tea but JORGE agreed to do it . . . he lied . . . but he still agreed to do it.

[CofCinci]

5 hours ago, IntoTheMystic said:

Anfisa is DEFINITELY on pornhub. I took one for the team and checked it out. I'm a flag waving lesbian but she does absolutely NOTHING for me. The one video I skimmed is pre-breast surgery. Her body is just okay but that sour face and the fact that she has zero personality makes her a no go as far as porn goes. I doubt anyone would hire her to "model" or do porn films because she is like a Chucky doll that hasn't been possessed yet so it's just lifeless. She's pretty dead inside. And those lip fillers were incorrectly done. She looks like she's had a Dyson vacuum attached to her lips overnight on the high setting.

But ... I can understand her anger at Jorge. He presented himself as a millionaire. He didn't disagree that he told her that when she called him out about it. He brought her here under false pretenses. She should have been made aware of his criminal record AND his financial situation. Anyone with a brain can see that she values herself worth a few million so she expects whatever dude she's with to treat her that way and lavish her with expensive crap in exchange for use of her body. It's not my cup of tea but JORGE agreed to do it . . . he lied . . . but he still agreed to do it.

I had to look too. She's really boring and basic for porn. 

[MrSmith]

22 hours ago, CofCinci said:

I had to look too. She's really boring and basic for porn. 

I haven't looked. In spite of that, I figured your assessment would be most people's conclusion. She looks like she would neither enjoy it nor could put on a show of enjoying it and I figure the best porn actors and actresses enjoy it or can really put on a show that they're enjoying it.

And LOL at @IntoTheMystic's post!

Edited June 25, 2017 by MrSmith

[Wings]

Rich men who seek arm candy will never be drawn to her.   They know that some arm candy out there is looking to marry for money but they also have something to offer.  

[Kb60]

If they would just work together they could be millionaires. She could do porn and Jorge could sell weed.

[wheresmypizza]

Jorge. When choosing flowers for your beloved, choose wisely. Roses are going to hurt when she beats you with them. 

Oh? I see you chose the $165 arrangement of lilies and such. 

And she slept with you!!!

Teachable moment, for sure. 

The footage from the next morning is gonna be awesome!!!

Edited July 15, 2017 by wheresmypizza

[Arwen Evenstar]

9 hours ago, wheresmypizza said:

Jorge. When choosing flowers for your beloved, choose wisely. Roses are going to hurt when she beats you with them. 

Oh? I see you chose the $165 arrangement of lilies and such. 

And she slept with you!!!

Teachable moment, for sure. 

The footage from the next morning is gonna be awesome!!!

Do we REALLY want to know?

I think they should just convert one of their closets to a sex dungeon. Anfisa with black boots and a whip and Jorge whimpering, "Yes, Mistress".

[gonecrackers]

I think she knew more about Jorge's situation than she's letting on, came over anyway & married him because of the lure of being on TV.  She's now stuck in a (sort of) Dani/Mo type situation, where if she leaves she loses the 90 Day 'fame', & she definitely wants fame as she's stated that already.

[Arwen Evenstar]

4 hours ago, gonecrackers said:

I think she knew more about Jorge's situation than she's letting on, came over anyway & married him because of the lure of being on TV.  She's now stuck in a (sort of) Dani/Mo type situation, where if she leaves she loses the 90 Day 'fame', & she definitely wants fame as she's stated that already.

The only reason she'd stick around a zhlub like Jorge would be to secure some sort of fame. She's not 20. No way a 20 year old could be that cagey or streetwise or had that many plastic surgeries.

[Quof]

Quote

No way a 20 year old could be that cagey or streetwise or had that many plastic surgeries.

Exhibit 1 - Kylie Jenner.

[Arwen Evenstar]

1 hour ago, Quof said:

Exhibit 1 - Kylie Jenner.

Kylie was getting her own money from the show starting at about age 14?

[Baltimore Betty]

22 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Do we REALLY want to know?

I think they should just convert one of their closets to a sex dungeon. Anfisa with black boots and a whip and Jorge whimpering, "Yes, Mistress".

Don't knock till you try it! Bwahahaha.

Sure she may throw him a bone every now and then but I bet you he has to work for it.  

Since they are living in a residence inn type of hotel and there is a pool and probably a gym why isn't she parading around in a bikini looking for someone with money?  She is not making good use of her time, lol.

[AZChristian]

Anfisa . . . .