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[Michichick]

Emily turned out to be worse than I expected. Oy, she's a gross mess. She hits on so many of my personal peeves (e,g, double dipping, coughing without covering one's gaping maw), and also doesn't have any appealing personality characteristics to mitigate the grossness.

[Missmissie173]

Bravo has reached a new low with this one.  I thought Summer House & Savannah Southern Charm were bad, but I didn't make it past 10 minutes of this trash fest.  The production companies have to be losing money.  I mean come on, this show chews the scenery from start to finish...simply unwatchable.

[jumper sage]

Finally!  This show is so bad it's good.  The cast is truly horrible.  Why in the world would anyone have friends who haven't met each other?  The white girl was so gross!  She was double dipping and chewing her nails and even sneezing/coughing on the food.  That one guy still slept with her though.

[Maharincess]

I couldn't believe Agu slept with Emily, she's so damn gross. Alcohol is a horrible drug that makes people do some stupid shit but I still couldn't believe he slept with her after all of her nastiness. 

[walnutqueen]

This show is one hot mess, just like the people on it.  Which is why I'm watching, of course!   ;-)

[Missmissie173]

13 hours ago, jumper sage said:

Finally!  This show is so bad it's good.  The cast is truly horrible.  Why in the world would anyone have friends who haven't met each other?  The white girl was so gross!  She was double dipping and chewing her nails and even sneezing/coughing on the food.  That one guy still slept with her though.

Honestly, this entire show is gross.  I was creeped out by the all of the cast, but yeah, white bread, trailer trash girl made me physically ill.  I mean like I got nauseated watching her. Too bad, because the members that are posting here look to be a fun group...

[Duke2801]

4 hours ago, walnutqueen said:

This show is one hot mess, just like the people on it.  Which is why I'm watching, of course!   ;-)

Heehee!  I was legitimately angry at myself for watching the first episode. So how did I punish myself?  By watching the 2nd episode, of course!  ;)

Seriously though, this show is terrible.  The people are awful.  The only one who seems somewhat normal is.... oh, I forget his name. But he has the curly  hair and I think he was the one in the boy band with Larry when they were younger.  The other guy (might be gay?) says some funny stuff now and then.  Larry himself though? Sucks.  Like, no personality - just a big old MEH. 

I did initially think Agu was handsome.  But after sleeping with Emily? Nope.  All the noping nopes in Nope-ville.  She is Nasty (and not the good kind ....)

[biakbiak]

The first episode was a hot mess that I thought it might be interesting but episode two was just dull and boring and that included a nasty spill and an ambulance.

[Michichick]

9 hours ago, walnutqueen said:

This show is one hot mess, just like the people on it.  Which is why I'm watching, of course!   ;-)

Same! I love this shit! Emily is truly the worst. Her manners and hygiene are beyond gross.

[Maharincess]

Same here @Duke2801  I caught the first two episodes on a lazy, boring Sunday.  I hated it and thought the people were awful, so what did I do?  Searched the guide so I could make sure to record any episodes I may have missed and any future episodes. 

I've noticed that Emily's accent comes and goes, that's the most (only) interesting thing about her. She is so gross. Why was she sitting in a restaurant biting her fake nails off and spitting them on the floor?! I thought it was nasty when they showed her just biting her nails, then they showed them on the floor, I about threw up.  She's always got her fingers in her mouth.  

The one bitchy not Bianca one gets on my nerves. She sure does think she's something special. 

Who are these people?   Is one of them supposed to be famous or something? 

[Michichick]

Larry is allegedly a celebrity hairdresser or some shit. Never heard of him. 

I've watched all three episodes of this trainwreck and will probably continue. Because Bravo has my soul, apparently.

[luckyroll3]

On Wednesday, May 31, 2017 at 6:26 PM, Michichick said:

Larry is allegedly a celebrity hairdresser or some shit. Never heard of him. 

I've watched all three episodes of this trainwreck and will probably continue. Because Bravo has my soul, apparently.

Same here.  I watched the first episode and was hooked despite how awful it is.  I don't mind the guys, except for Larry, who thinks he's the absolute coolest.  But I cannot stand the girls.  The one Larry has his non-relationship has been stank since the first episode.  Emily is just gross. And the other one isn't as bad, but there's something about her that bugs.

[biakbiak]

Larry does a lot of African American actresses hair. Gabrielle Union was briefly on the first episode but also Kerry Washington, Queen Latifah, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Lupita Nyong'o. 

His relationship with Bianca is just weird, and yes Larry a friendship is still a relationship, they seem like they barely no each other and have zero sexual chemistry.

[announcergirl]

I've been watching- can't look away. I wish I had folks who do stuff like this trip. I only know fuddy duddys. Ok, this Larry dude...we sure he is into women? I'll be back after this new ep goes off.

[announcergirl]

Oh and Bianca reminds me of Nia Long.

[Michichick]

Larry is being so misleading with Bianca. That he claims he is not being misleading says to me that he's either an idiot or he likes to stir up some drama for show purposes.

[biakbiak]

I think I might be out this episode was so boring. And unless they are playing this up for the cameras Larry is a piece of shit but a dull piece of shit so it isn't even trainwreck tv.

Who wants chocolate cake first thing in the morning? Also, how random that he had everyone gather in his bedroom when they have an entire house where they could have "surprised" her.

How long is this vacation that he took a two day trip in the middle of it.

[jumper sage]

6 hours ago, biakbiak said:

Who wants chocolate cake first thing in the morning?

I do!

I always hate when people think just because they are on vacation they can't get hurt.  Riding ATVs is very dangerous at times especially for those with no training.  I could feel her pain through the tv.

Larry leaving to go get a "surprise" guest and then the spoil their own surprise by bringing gross girl's boyfriend back with him in the end previews for next week.  Ha ha!

[biakbiak]

7 hours ago, jumper sage said:

 

Larry leaving to go get a "surprise" guest and then the spoil their own surprise by bringing gross girl's boyfriend back with him in the end previews for next week.  

I think there might be two different "surprises" because Danni is wearing a different outfit when she expresses surprise at seeing him. 

[luckyroll3]

On 6/4/2017 at 9:40 PM, announcergirl said:

I've been watching- can't look away. I wish I had folks who do stuff like this trip. I only know fuddy duddys. Ok, this Larry dude...we sure he is into women? I'll be back after this new ep goes off.

I keep asking myself that.  He just pings to me, and the kisses between him and whatshername look so awful and uncomfortable.

[tardistravler]

Finally found the thread!!! I kept telling my fiance that you don't by a woman a random ring, if she expressed interest in getting engaged. He should have listened to his friends. I think that he is stringing her along. 

I got to say that I always repeat the lines that the Australian uses. 

[howiveaddict]

5 hours ago, luckyroll3 said:

I keep asking myself that.  He just pings to me, and the kisses between him and whatshername look so awful and uncomfortable.

Didn't he say he was in love with Cory?  Isn't that usually a man's name?  Maybe that will be one of the surprise guests.

[biakbiak]

6 hours ago, howiveaddict said:

Didn't he say he was in love with Cory?  Isn't that usually a man's name?  Maybe that will be one of the surprise guests.

Pretty certain he never gave a name but plenty of women are named Cory.

[Princess Sparkle]

I only started watching the show because the Watch What Crappens guys kept saying how entertaining it was. The one life lesson I am taking away from this is that when I want to "keep conversations light", I'll just hop on the elliptical machine to talk.

[Duke2801]

Ok what others shows has this "AJ" been on? She seems very familiar to me.  

[Neurochick]

On 6/2/2017 at 0:13 AM, biakbiak said:

Larry does a lot of African American actresses hair. Gabrielle Union was briefly on the first episode but also Kerry Washington, Queen Latifah, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Lupita Nyong'o. 

His relationship with Bianca is just weird, and yes Larry a friendship is still a relationship, they seem like they barely no each other and have zero sexual chemistry.

He does Gabrielle Union's hair for Being Mary Jane.

Is Larry into women?

Who is this AJ person?  She looks like an old hag with a fugly weave on her head.

[Michichick]

AJ was brought there for one day to stir up more shit with Emily. Good lord, Emily is a trash heap and now this show is actually making me sympathize with her a little. But I'm not buying into all the "oh no, I sure hope nobody tells Emily's boyfriend about Agu." Come on now, of course he's going to find out about it since it happened on national fricking TV, so for sure one of the housemates will blab to make sure the fallout is captured on camera.

I like Malaku and Jermane. They are funny, seems like nice dudes, and gossip like I would but don't make themselves major players in all the drama.

On 6/5/2017 at 3:49 PM, biakbiak said:

I think there might be two different "surprises" because Danni is wearing a different outfit when she expresses surprise at seeing him. 

Who is Danni?

[biakbiak]

6 minutes ago, Michichick said:

Who is Danni?

I pay so little attention I thought that was Emily's name.

[announcergirl]

1 hour ago, Neurochick said:

He does Gabrielle Union's hair for Being Mary Jane.

Is Larry into women?

Who is this AJ person?  She looks like an old hag with a fugly weave on her head.

You remember her as Shereen or whatever on the movie House Party. She was Tisha Campbell's friend.

She looks horrid.

[Mr. Miner]

An all episode thread with 30 posts pretty much sums it up. Larry is a fucking joke!

[Duke2801]

11 hours ago, announcergirl said:

You remember her as Shereen or whatever on the movie House Party. She was Tisha Campbell's friend.

She looks horrid.

 

OH dear yes, she looks a hot mess. I've never seen House Party but I JUST remembered where I recognize her from.

That horrific reality show about Lindsay Lohan.  She was acting as her "life coach."  Yeah, I know. 

[luckyroll3]

I am very behind on this show (as my video source, ahem, hasn't loaded anything past the 3rd episode).  I'm said that I'm missing AJ (glad I figured out who y'all were talking about; she was also the mom in Baby Boy with Tyrese) because she is always super over dramatic.  

Edited June 12, 2017 by luckyroll3

[Rlb8031]

On 6/4/2017 at 9:40 PM, announcergirl said:

I've been watching- can't look away. I wish I had folks who do stuff like this trip. I only know fuddy duddys. Ok, this Larry dude...we sure he is into women? I'll be back after this new ep goes off.

On 6/6/2017 at 7:55 AM, luckyroll3 said:

I keep asking myself that.  He just pings to me, and the kisses between him and whatshername look so awful and uncomfortable.

My guy walked in while I was watching this, watched Larry and Bianca fight over whether he was being mean to her and said "So this is a show about a girl that's in love with a gay guy?" 

AJ Johnson looks like she's taken one too many 'roids. She needs to add a couple of pounds to take the harshness out of her face. Some women can pull off chiseled features, but she isn't one of them.

[biakbiak]

When the hell did Emily and Bianca become BFF? I swear this show can't keep their "characters" and storyline straight.

[Neurochick]

WTF is wrong with Kamani?  I mean how long did she know Agu?  She acted like she was engaged to the guy.  Shit, she didn't even kiss him.  What a drama queen.

[Michichick]

1 hour ago, Neurochick said:

WTF is wrong with Kamani?  I mean how long did she know Agu?  She acted like she was engaged to the guy.  Shit, she didn't even kiss him.  What a drama queen.

No kidding! I don't blame her for thinking he's a jerk and giving him the cold shoulder now, since he previously told her he doesn't find Emily attractive and wasn't going to mess with her anymore. But she's acting like her husband cheated on her or something. Just tell Agu to shove it, and continue enjoying your glorious vacation spot.

[NowVoyager]

AJ Johnson is a perfect example of the saying: " When a woman gets to a certain age, she has to choose between her ass or her face." I believe AJ is a personal trainer, so she made her choice. Her personality was so grating here; I remember liking her before.

Kamani is just.... dumb. Agu showed her very clearly what kind of person he is. Why didn't she believe her own eyes versus what he was saying? Duh! When that man gets drunk, he's fucking the nearest ho. Period. That's the person she chose to catch feelings for? Girl....

[jumper sage]

I thought Kamani was being an idiot too.  Loved how they showed/talked about Emily biting and spitting her nails.  She is one gross girl.  Found this story about Emily fighting breast cancer.  Good luck to her on that fight.

[howiveaddict]

So Emily blackout drunk and Agu is fingering her in front of others, no less. Isn't that sexual assault?  

[smores]

So, the first time Emily and Agu get together, she's basically in a black out, (or is claiming it), but, I don't know that you could blame Agu for not realizing that.  While nothing should have happened between them in the first place, it was basically just a bad idea all around but not a fault or assault thing.  But this time, she's clearly passed out and he's got his hand up her skirt? Nope, Agu is a creeper.  And then attitude in the car is that he's wrong because it's messy, no one mentions that she's passed the fuck out?!?

[walnutqueen]

Can I get a Bill effin Cosby shout out?

I thought this was the trashiest of all reality trash TeeVee,  Then I happened to hit the remote pause button on "What Happens at the Abbey".

I am fairly certain I have reached at least one of Dantes' Hell Circles ...

[Rlb8031]

19 hours ago, smores said:

So, the first time Emily and Agu get together, she's basically in a black out, (or is claiming it), but, I don't know that you could blame Agu for not realizing that.  While nothing should have happened between them in the first place, it was basically just a bad idea all around but not a fault or assault thing.  But this time, she's clearly passed out and he's got his hand up her skirt? Nope, Agu is a creeper.  And then attitude in the car is that he's wrong because it's messy, no one mentions that she's passed the fuck out?!?

Was she actually passed out? I thought she had her head in his lap but she was still awake/conscious. Not that it makes a ton of difference, because she was 76 sheets to the wind, but, in everyone else's defense, I thought they didn't say anything because she was still able to make (bad) decisions.

[smores]

I hadn't watched the entire episode when I posted that, and at the time, I thought that she had laid her head down and then passed out.  Having watched to the end, I now think she was totally hammered (and not really in a position to consent, which he was clearly aware of), but, she did know what he was doing.  She said something about it the next day that makes me think she was aware.  

[NowVoyager]

Yeah, I really need someone to explain to me what it means to be black out drunk. Because I honestly don't get it.

I'm a woman. I have a personal history with sexual assault. Many times in my life (please don't judge me) I've drank to excess, but I've never ever been black out drunk. I thought it meant unconsciousness.

The scene in the back of the cab on this stupid, silly show was soo gross! Bleech!!! I thought Blondie was very, very drunk indeed but lucid enough to understand what was going on with her previous sexual partner.

[Neurochick]

Black out drunk isn't passed out.  You appear normal and totally conscious, it's just that when some people drink too much it's like something in your brain shuts off and you have no idea what's going on, and then you suddenly "come to" in the middle of a conversation ( that's what usually happened to me....scary) but you lost maybe a few minutes or hours.

Edited June 28, 2017 by Neurochick

[jalady]

Surprise, surprise, Larry's secret love is a man.  RME.  I assume Bianca knew all along and was only pretending to be interested in him for the show.  

[biakbiak]

4 hours ago, jalady said:

I assume Bianca knew all along and was only pretending to be interested in him for the show.  

Yeah as I noted earlier I barely buy they know each other much less have something deeper.

Kamani is straight up as ridiculous as Emily just in a different way. And agu is just awful.

Jermaine is in love with Larry.

[Michichick]

Larry's foot-stamping tantrum at the end of the episode was a total over-reaction. What a bunch of fakey bullshit.

Agu is just gross. Telling Kamani that it's her fault he fooled around with Emily because Kamani wouldn't give him any physical affection? Aww hell no! That's the kind of stuff abusers try to tell their victims. Beyond disgusting.

Edited July 4, 2017 by Michichick
Behind and beyond aren't the same thing.

[lasandi]

The funniest thing was Larry comes downstairs and asks the group what happened and then he starts screaming "I'm done".   But you asked?  I think he was more upset that Corey was so drunk and had to be put to bed to sleep it off.  Yeah he was done alright!

Edited July 3, 2017 by lasandi