S09.E08: Return of the Berzerkshires

[OnceSane]

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Bethenny meets with broker Fredrik Eklund to discuss selling the Mercer apartment; Ramona shows Carole a text about Luann's fiancé, Tom; Dorinda invites the women to her home in the Berkshires, where they decide to stage an intervention for Luann.

[KungFuBunny]

Who is Dorinda going to curse out first?

[Trooper York]

Wait a minute. What?

They are going to have an intervention for Luann? To stop her from getting married?

That is pretty sick stuff right there. Who is going to give her advice about being happily married to someone who doesn't cheat? Ramona? Sonja?

You gotta be kidding me.

[Martinigirl]

LOL! Luann hasn't listened thus far...........

[lgprimes]

Wait! 

I must have missed part of last week's episode-- why is Bethenny selling the apartment she just moved into?? Where is she going to live?

[Martinigirl]

I don't think i'll be purchasing that magic cream. It doesn't appear to work.

Got a feeling Luann's going to be picking up a lot  more than dog doo

Edited May 25, 2017 by Martinigirl

[chick binewski]

So how irritated is Ramona that Bethenny gets to reveal nothing except the promotion of her HW spinoff again?

[Martinigirl]

If Daddy is in an urn I'm gonna scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!

Edited May 25, 2017 by Martinigirl

[jaybird2]

how about a box, martini girl?

[Pickles]

Dorinda keeps her house at 64 degrees in the winter?! I would have to wear my coat inside.

Tinsley looks and sounds very much like her mother.

[Martinigirl]

2 minutes ago, jaybird2 said:

how about a box, martini girl?

I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like ........

2 minutes ago, Pickles said:

Dorinda keeps her house at 64 degrees in the winter?! I would have to wear my coat inside.

Tinsley looks and sounds very much like her mother.

And John's Snoopy scarf

Edited May 25, 2017 by Martinigirl

[jaybird2]

i like her mother but not tinsley

[Pickles]

Carole looks older than Adam's parents.

[jaybird2]

1 minute ago, Martinigirl said:

I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like it.........

And John's Snoopy scarf

loll

[Drumpf1737]

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i like her mother but not tinsley

Why she seems harmless?

[jaybird2]

because of her actions last week......

[chick binewski]

OK Bethenny, you peed on a stick on TV, had a kid, got a spin-off and a talk show and another spin-off. You and Luann are totally samesies.   

[Martinigirl]

Oh, look there's a sale. Meanwhile the house is about to go up in flames. Sonja cracks me up!

[motorcitymom65]

On 5/24/2017 at 9:07 PM, lgprimes said:

Wait! 

I must have missed part of last week's episode-- why is Bethenny selling the apartment she just moved into?? Where is she going to live?

She bought a bigger apartment. 

[Bronzedog]

Wow Sonja!  No matter how loud you yell at Tinsley you're never going to be her age again.  And, Carol?  You always get along with the parents because you're about the same age.  You have a lot in common. And, Everyone!  Luanne doesn't care!  She just wants to be married!

[bravofan27]

We start with Bethanny explaining how her outrageously expensive homes give her peace, like she's giving up a something she loves to charity. She's making bank off that beloved treasure. Bitch.

I like Ramona's directness. It doesn't make tons of sense to have a platter full of glasses-- unless Carole is always leaving them places and/or she wants to make the point that she reads.

Tom has girl legs. In their walk, it didn't seem that Luanne was as into him as he was into her. 

Sonja hates Tinsely. 

[Thumper]

Oh yeah -- the reading glasses thing is real. Been there!  Although I tend to leave a pair at various places in the house that I might need them.

Edited May 25, 2017 by Thumper

[Martinigirl]

Dorinda checks John's cellphone? Oh, sweetie, there's really no need to.

[bravofan27]

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Wow Sonja!  No matter how loud you yell at Tinsley you're never going to be her age again.  And, Carol?  You always get along with the parents because you're about the same age.  You have a lot in common. And, Everyone!  Luanne doesn't care!  She just wants to be married!

True dat. Adam's mom is probably just thrilled that her son brought home a cool friend. I think that Adam's mom is going to miss Carole a lot more than Adam!

[JD5166]

I love Dorinda, but textes? Not once but twice! Ugh!!! 

Enough Beth, it's just promote promote promote! Double UGH!! 

[Thumper]

Sonja going off on Tinsley -- yelling at her!  What???   Can't Tinsley live somewhere else -- maybe at Mom's?

[chewycandy]

I needed subtitles when Dorinda was talking to Luann. Lol slur city.

Beth, Lu is a big bad wolf? She comes in with a  happy birthday hug for Dorinda and greets everyone. While you can't crack a smile and pretend to leave the second you step in. Ugh.

I have never heard Sonja yell that loud.

[Martinigirl]

Rumor has always been Jason cheated on Beth when he visited with his parents.  Second rumor - Bethenny will be on WWHL and a big reveal about Rhoc...well that didn't happen...

Edited May 25, 2017 by Martinigirl

[Petunia13]

They're really gonna turn Tom kissing another woman into 2 seasons of fascinating story?

 

[zoeysmom]

I want Bethenny to have all the success she desires in her various endeavors but damn quit with the gossiping.  It is not a good look. You don't see titans of industry or highly successful CEOs running around spreading gossip.  Bethenny is better than that-or she  write a gossip column. Her revisionist history regarding she and Jason is laughable.  It was a whirlwind romance they were involved over a year before she got pregnant.  She and Jason couldn't leave the room without saying, "I love you".  It didn't work for them it doesn't mean everyone is sentenced to her type of divorce.  Bethenny's life is not a cautionary tale it is her story.  Luann and Tom don't have children together and they are both successful in their own right.

I want Bethenny to save her energy for beating up on Ramona.  To now claim she is Luann's friend-a couple of weeks ago she told Luann she did not care what Luann thought of her.  Bethenny wants to be part of a gang bang.  Same with Carole who was calling Luann a liar.  They are not friends.

[Chit Chat]

l love all of Dorinda's Christmas decorations.   I would love to spend a few days with her and enjoy all of the Christmas spirit.  Less is not more on this particular holiday!  YMMV.   I'm glad she was able to save the cake!  I'm all about some birthday cake, so I'd be scooping it up and getting that icing right back on it too! 

 The ladies should just drop any and all rumors and speculation about LuAnn and Tom.  If LuAnn said she's okay, then leave her alone.  She knows what she's walking into.  Let her have her moment of happiness. 

[Martinigirl]

25 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Sonja going off on Tinsley -- yelling at her!  What???   Can't Tinsley live somewhere else -- maybe at Mom's?

Well, her Dad's place is too small

[robroy]

Let us consider-

Moaners husband cheated on her years and she hid it or ignored it..

Beth cheated on her first husband... Dated an accused rapist... And is dating a still married man..

Sonja and her ex cheated into and out of their marriage if previous articles are to be believed...

Carole 'bestie' was cheating with a Calvin Klein model when married to Carole's dearest friend and Carole failed to acknowledge this in her totally true, totally open biography...

And which of these broads has high ground to tell Lu that her husband is a cad? And are we really going to believe some odd assortment of broads. I would tend to believe the volume of stories however that amount of hound dogging would lead to further pictures. And the whole group seems thirsty for attention. They really need to send Lu and Tom the mother of all wedding or housewarming gifts for providing them any relevance. 

And on a more serious note- I still love Dorinda's Berkshires house. I am tending to believe the city apartment is a decoy as has been suggested by a couple of posters. Even if you disregard I cannot see someone having such different levels of taste, style and quality in their two homes. And if they did the vacation home is usually rustic or an admitted shack, not vice versa. 

[Thumper]

Agree with you on Luann, ChitChat.

Someone wanting me to help decorate their home for Christmas???  Ugh.  No thank you, unless it was an elderly person or someone like that.  Also, I would not want others to decorate for me -- I have my "ideas" on how I want it!  As did Dorinda, evidently.  :-)

Edited May 25, 2017 by Thumper

[JD5166]

21 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Rumor has always been Jason cheated on Beth when he visited with his parents.  Second rumor - Bethenny will be on WWHL and a big reveal about RHOOC

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they just put her in allll the housewives shows, and anything Andy has a hand in. Maybe that's her announcement? 

I was waiting to be taken back for a procedure today at a surgery center, she was on access Hollywood (or one of those shows I HATE but was unable to turn the channel). She looked great and comfortable talking turkey with the other host and the guests that came on. Fortunately I couldn't hear very well, but you could tell how badly she always wanted to cut in and talk about herself. I just don't need to see her mug on everything on TV! She has more presence than Trump, who knew that was possible?! 

Edited May 25, 2017 by JD5166

[robroy]

8 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Someone wanting me to help decorate their home for Christmas???  Ugh.  No thank you, unless it was an elderly person or someone like that.  Also, I would not want others to decorate for me -- I have my "ideas" on how I want it!  As did Dorinda, evidently.  :-)

I've had people over for a Christmas party where I had them decorate the tree. And maybe had two friend decorate for another Christmas party. But I do provide all the food and drink and allow people to bring other friends. I guess I should back into the shrubs and hide my shame...

[Thumper]

2 minutes ago, robroy said:

I've had people over for a Christmas party where I had them decorate the tree. And maybe had two friend decorate for another Christmas party. But I do provide all the food and drink and allow people to bring other friends. I guess I should back into the shrubs and hide my shame...

You do you, robroy!  They evidently have a great time!

[hoodooznoodooz]

Did Carole say, "Adam's parents definitely want Adam's grandkids"?

[Bronzedog]

50 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Did Carole say, "Adam's parents definitely want Adam's grandkids"?

Yes.  But, to be fair and to share the weirdness, I believe Tinsley also said she was glad to see Daddy.

Edited May 25, 2017 by Bronzedog

[twilightzone]

29 minutes ago, robroy said:

Let us consider-

Moaners husband cheated on her years and she hid it or ignored it..

Beth cheated on her first husband... Dated an accused rapist... And is dating a still married man..

Sonja and her ex cheated into and out of their marriage if previous articles are to be believed...

Carole 'bestie' was cheating with a Calvin Klein model when married to Carole's dearest friend and Carole failed to acknowledge this in her totally true, totally open biography...

And which of these broads has high ground to tell Lu that her husband is a cad? And are we really going to believe some odd assortment of broads. I would tend to believe the volume of stories however that amount of hound dogging would lead to further pictures. And the whole group seems thirsty for attention. They really need to send Lu and Tom the mother of all wedding or housewarming gifts for providing them any relevance. 

And LuAnn and the Count had an "open marriage" (which she initially denied) and he eventually left her for another woman.  She's also had no problems hooking up with married men and cheated on Jacques and tried to lie about it, even though it was caught on camera.

I think she's always known the truth about cheater Tom.  But rather than accept the truth (or save face), it's easier for her to claim that the other women are jealous.

[ButterQueen]

STFU Ramona!!!!!

[hoodooznoodooz]

I hope Carole is not giving her interpretation of what Barbara said to her at the charity auction.   Because Carole's version is very different from how I understood it. 

[Martinigirl]

23 minutes ago, twilightzone said:

And LuAnn and the Count had an "open marriage" (which she initially denied) and he eventually left her for another woman.  She's also had no problems hooking up with married men and cheated on Jacques and tried to lie about it, even though it was caught on camera.

I think she's always known the truth about cheater Tom.  But rather than accept the truth (or save face), it's easier for her to claim that the other women are jealous.

She also is allowed to turn the TV on at night. He's a keeper.

[Bronzedog]

Dear Bravo - I have a dog.  I walk him. I pick up his crap.  I don't need to watch the Countess do it.

[TessHarding2]

1 hour ago, Martinigirl said:

Dorinda checks John's cellphone? Oh, sweetie, there's really no need to.

I just about peed.  Thank you for that one.

1 hour ago, Petunia13 said:

They're really gonna turn Tom kissing another woman into 2 seasons of fascinating story?

 

Seriously speaking for real - that guy? I can't figure out why she wanted to marry that one.  In their tacky circles there are single 50 something guys with money.  If I were Tom, I woudn't want to be the butt of jokes all over NYC for that stupid show.

Bethanny's bald boyfriend got all misty at her speech last week as if he had feelings for her.  I wonder what happened?

[lasandi]

What part of Lu saying she doesn't want to hear it don't any of them understand?  It's got to be that they don't have a storyline of their own so let's harp back on Lu's life.  Lu is a woman of a particular age, not a kid, been married and been cheated on.  She may give a fuck, but she ain't saying.  I would be so sick of the lot of them telling me stuff I don't want to hear or deal with.  i'd be screaming GTFO of my relationship!!!!

Edited May 25, 2017 by lasandi

[Lola43]

I send texts. I live in Texas. Texts and Texas. Two very different things.

[Lola43]

1 hour ago, Martinigirl said:

Well, her Dad's place is too small

That was awful. Loved it!!

[peacockblue]

Carol gets along with Adams PEERants. Chuf.snort. 

[BBHN]

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And LuAnn and the Count had an "open marriage" (which she initially denied) and he eventually left her for another woman.  She's also had no problems hooking up with married men and cheated on Jacques and tried to lie about it, even though it was caught on camera.

I think she's always known the truth about cheater Tom.  But rather than accept the truth (or save face), it's easier for her to claim that the other women are jealous.