Joe & Kendra: Looking Forward To Side Hugs

[Genevrier]

On 1/5/2018 at 11:49 AM, Lunera said:

https://www.timandfranicia.com/blog/happy-9th-birthday-dear-precious-heistheway-birth-story

I read about this fundie family in a fundie blog, they are "friends" of the Duggars and Bates. They named their daughter Heistheway. 

Oh my goodness. How do you think they say it? All four syllables distinctly? Or more like He’stheway? Heez for short? I can’t believe this is real. 

[queenanne]

2 hours ago, Genevrier said:

Oh my goodness. How do you think they say it? All four syllables distinctly? Or more like He’stheway? Heez for short? I can’t believe this is real. 

Any way or manner, and with thanks to the father for his service for the country and all, parents who would sentence their kid to such a weird spelling they will spend their whole lives saying, No no!  It is pronounced like this!, said parents’ taste is in their mouth.

[lianau]

On 6.1.2018 at 6:36 AM, mynextmistake said:

One of my friends is a teacher. She had sisters in one of her classes named Shampayne and Shardonnae. 

Of course, the Duggars don’t drink alcohol, so maybe it would be Pepsee or Milque.

Kewlayd (Kewlaydee for a girl)

[sixlets]

Aqua Fina for a girl or Aqua Velva for a boy.  Aptly named after JB who just loves his Aqua Net hairspray.

When I told my hubs about Heistheway, he immediately said Heezy Fo Sheezy.  I would send him to the Prayer Closet, but he's really busy with work right now.  

Edited January 7, 2018 by sixlets
Brain no worky right now

[GeeGolly]

I picture Kendra and Joy sitting on a living room floor with their babies repeatedly saying, Can you believe we're moms?! Followed by Kendra's giggle. 

Edited January 7, 2018 by GeeGolly

[FairyDusted]

Shit! LMAO @sixlets MR!

[PikaScrewChu]

On 1/6/2018 at 5:34 PM, Marshmallow Mollie said:

I am embarrassed for Anna that she did the M thing, and even more so as no one else follows suit. Perhaps if she had been a little more mature, she would have done her own thing.

It was a part of "the brand" at the time. Had the rest been married off in quick succession after Josh there probably would have been letter themes as well.

JoKen will probably choose something relatively popular and make it yuneek by "spelling it differently". I'm hoping there are no more girls born into this cult but I could see them going with the cutesy names like Kaci, Lexi, Everly, and so on. Just like the Bateses!

[cdp73]

16 minutes ago, PikaScrewChu said:

It was a part of "the brand" at the time. Had the rest been married off in quick succession after Josh there probably would have been letter themes as well.

JoKen will probably choose something relatively popular and make it yuneek by "spelling it differently". I'm hoping there are no more girls born into this cult but I could see them going with the cutesy names like Kaci, Lexi, Everly, and so on. Just like the Bateses!

They probably won't attempt to spell it uniquely by intention.  Most likely it will be because they won't know how to spell what they choose to start with.

[PikaScrewChu]

Just now, cdp73 said:

They probably won't attempt to spell it uniquely by intention.  Most likely it will be because they won't know how to spell what they choose to start with.

I still have no idea how the Smuggars' came up with the spelling for Mack. It's been 8 years and I still have to double check what the actual spelling is. Mack's name sticks out like a sore thumb among the M'kids. I figure the next half dozen M'kids will have names that are similar to the other four. Unless the other M'kids get to vote by consensus for the name of another sibling like the J'kids got to vote on Jordyn-Grace Makiya's name!

[Temperance]

I could any number of Duggars picking Selah for a girl (including Kendra or Joy) It's seems to be really popular among fundies. It was Jill's pick for Israel if he was a girl, but she could either repeat or pick something else. 

[xwordfanatik]

Kenzie, Ricki, or Sydni.  A woman in my neighborhood named her triplet daughters, thus.

I just can't picture an old (or even older) woman with such a cutesy name.  YMMV.

[latetotheparty]

24 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Kenzie, Ricki, or Sydni.  A woman in my neighborhood named her triplet daughters, thus.

I just can't picture an old (or even older) woman with such a cutesy name.  YMMV.

The thing is, by the time their old, those names might be normal. When I was younger I said I’d never trust a Tiffany.  Now I have three good friends with that name and they’re amazing. 

[ChiCricket]

Ok..I thought some of these names were really out there. But I swear, my nephew and his wife, who are from my husband's side (Puerto Rican) and very newly (Pentecostal) fundy just wrote on Facebook that their daughter was just born.

 Here's her name 0_o

Makaylei Jasendy **********

 I'm flabbergasted..

(Sorry in advance if that's your kid's name, I'm..old)

Edited January 8, 2018 by ChiCricket
I'm a geezer

[awaken]

4 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

I picture Kendra and Joy sitting on a living room floor with their babies repeatedly saying, Can you believe we're moms?! Followed by Kendra's giggle. 

“It’s surreal!” Titter, titter. 

[Vaysh]

17 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

I met a mom who named her daughter Aceea. I asked her how it was spelled and she said, Asia.

Maybe she was a fan of Asia Argento?

[JoanArc]

21 hours ago, latetotheparty said:

Tiffany

I've never seen Tiphiknee spelled that way before.

[MargeGunderson]

22 hours ago, ChiCricket said:

Ok..I thought some of these names were really out there. But I swear, my nephew and his wife, who are from my husband's side (Puerto Rican) and very newly (Pentecostal) fundy just wrote on Facebook that their daughter was just born.

 Here's her name 0_o

Makaylei Jasendy **********

 I'm flabbergasted..

(Sorry in advance if that's your kid's name, I'm..old)

Ok, I’ve said it out loud several times but I just can’t figure out “Jasendy.” I’m stuck on Jess-Andy which I’m pretty sure isn’t right.

I have a niece named Payslee. Actually, I’m not sure if that’s how her name is actually spelled or if that’s how my dad spelled it. I don’t know which is more embarrassing.

[Arwen Evenstar]

23 hours ago, ChiCricket said:

Ok..I thought some of these names were really out there. But I swear, my nephew and his wife, who are from my husband's side (Puerto Rican) and very newly (Pentecostal) fundy just wrote on Facebook that their daughter was just born.

 Here's her name 0_o

Makaylei Jasendy **********

 I'm flabbergasted..

(Sorry in advance if that's your kid's name, I'm..old)

There are some Puerto Rican names that are “out there”.  Reggaeton artist Daddy Yankee has a mix of names that are unusual : 

Mireddys (spouse)

Children: Yamilette, Jesairis ,  and the relatively ordinary Jeremy.

I think it’s a generational thing.  IIRC, our grandnieces and grandnephews have more vanilla Anglo and Spanish sounding names.

[awaken]

4 hours ago, JoanArc said:

I've never seen Tiphiknee spelled that way before.

My favorite spelling of that name is Tiphane. I say it rhyming with propane.  I don’t know how teachers keep a straight face with all these names!  

[Marshmallow Mollie]

4 hours ago, JoanArc said:

I've never seen Tiphiknee spelled that way before.

This is awesome.

[Lunera]

That poor child.

[Arwen Evenstar]

43 minutes ago, Lunera said:

That poor child.

That really is a pity. Poor babe is already weeping.

Would have been far kinder to name her Pippilota Delicatessa Windowframe Mackerelmint Ephraimsdottir Longstocking. Pippi rocks!

I'm surprised  Australia doesn’t have a ban on bad baby names. In Iceland and other countries, there are laws on the books of names that can’t be used. 

[MsJamieDornan]

A friend goes to a massage therapist and her name is ,,,,wait for it,, Sparkle Lee.

 

No joke, we have seen her drivers license. And she is not a stripper. ( that was my first thought)

I can see Kendra naming her child that. Wouldn’t that just annoy JimBoob and the Hairball all to hell !

[Annb67]

4 hours ago, Lunera said:

That poor child.

Looks like someone nodded off at the keyboard...

[GeeGolly]

Why Roman numerals? Why not K8lyn? I bet she changes her name to Ann when she grows up.

[GeeGolly]

I think they'll go with a K theme. Just think of how many names they can screw up, Konnor, Kora, Kleo, Konstance, Kamron, Klaudia, Karlos, Klaire ...

[McManda]

3 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Why Roman numerals? Why not K8lyn? I bet she changes her name to Ann when she grows up.

Don't be silly! It would be laughable to use numbers in a proper name! /s

[AUgirl]

Quote

A friend goes to a massage therapist and her name is ,,,,wait for it,, Sparkle Lee.

There’s a woman running for lieutenant governor of Alabama named Sparkle. 

[Churchhoney]

12 hours ago, Lunera said:

That poor child.

Plus, now their child is named ... 'kay, VILLain!!! 

Score. 

10 hours ago, MsJamieDornan said:

A friend goes to a massage therapist and her name is ,,,,wait for it,, Sparkle Lee.

 

No joke, we have seen her drivers license. And she is not a stripper. ( that was my first thought)

I can see Kendra naming her child that. Wouldn’t that just annoy JimBoob and the Hairball all to hell !

Can you change the names of non-newborns without their consent? Because I would start a movement to see Meeechelle officially renamed "The Hairball." 

[MargeGunderson]

8 minutes ago, Churchhoney said:

Plus, now their child is named ... 'kay, VILLain!!! 

Score. 

Can you change the names of non-newborns without their consent? Because I would start a movement to see Meeechelle officially renamed "The Hairball." 

I prefer "Drowned Possum," myself. 

[zoomama]

that kVIIIlyn name is HORRIBLE. Katelyn is my daughters name and i hate that they messed it up.  poor child. 

[madpsych78]

I mean even Keightlyn would have been better.

[latetotheparty]

5 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

Plus, now their child is named ... 'kay, VILLain!!! 

Score. 

Can you change the names of non-newborns without their consent? Because I would start a movement to see Meeechelle officially renamed "The Hairball." 

I’d sign that petition. 

[Farmfam]

My daughter was born and spent her first 2 weeks in the NICU.  (We knew prenatally that we would spend some time in there so we were prepared.) While in there there was a baby brought with her father unexpectedly to the pod beside us (only a curtain separating us) and the nurse asked the baby's name; dad replied "Bailey" nurse promptly asks, "how will you spell it?" Dad was dumbfounded...uhhhh I don't know. So the nurse wrote "Bailey" on her white board with other birth information. Hours later the mom arrives and her first reaction (keep in mind her newborn is in the NICU unexpectedly) was "that isn't how you spell her name!!" The nurse apologized and rewrote it "Bayleigh". Now, if you are going with name like that, either discuss with the father how to spell it or don't be offended when people don't know. Geez! 

[FakeJoshDuggar]

18 hours ago, MsJamieDornan said:

A friend goes to a massage therapist and her name is ,,,,wait for it,, Sparkle Lee.

 

No joke, we have seen her drivers license. And she is not a stripper. ( that was my first thought)

I can see Kendra naming her child that. Wouldn’t that just annoy JimBoob and the Hairball all to hell !

A girl in my fifth grade class was named Sparkle.  She didn’t. 

[MsJamieDornan]

If you say it quickly it becomes Sparkly....

Kendra will love it !

[Arwen Evenstar]

Sparkleigh 

[PikaScrewChu]

Watch JoKen choose something like Ava or Ethan for the kid now.

[Genevrier]

On 1/9/2018 at 5:26 AM, GeeGolly said:

Why Roman numerals? Why not K8lyn? I bet she changes her name to Ann when she grows up.

It’s a good thing they didn’t. A lot of official databases are programmed to accept alphabetic entries only in the NAME field. 

[Christina87]

Maybe she'll name it Claire, after her beloved store. 

[Fuzzysox]

2 hours ago, Christina87 said:

Maybe she'll name it Claire, after her beloved store. 

BINGO!!!! OMG I lovie this name for the baby!!

[Catfin]

2 hours ago, Christina87 said:

Maybe she'll name it Claire, after her beloved store. 

Actually love the name Claire. Its my daughter's middle name, honoring my mom. 

[irisheyes]

4 hours ago, Christina87 said:

Maybe she'll name it Claire, after her beloved store. 

That would actually be a good choice.  Cute, yet classy for adulthood. 

[Lady Edith]

I think she will be influenced by her father’s bibletude.  My guesses for a girl:

Ruth

Mary-(something)

Rebecca

Rachel

Sarah

 

For boys:

Malachi

Ezekiel

Jonah

Gospel Names: Matthew, Mark, Luke, John

Or she could just throw us all a curve ball and name the baby something like Summer Sunrise Duggar or Godsblessing Marie Duggar.  Or how about Ihadsex Witha Duggar?  For a boy how about Ihave Apenis Duggar?  I’m still pushing for Borg names for the Duglets...One of 19 would be a good name...would work for a boy or a girl.  Resistance is Futile!!!

[Churchhoney]

I'm still waiting for a Duggarling to start its brood with Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego. And for its first girls, in the spirit of Heistheway, a Proverbs 31 theme -- Morethanrubies, Goodnotharm and Eagerhands, with "Eagerhands" being my personal favorite. No vibrators needed.

Edited January 11, 2018 by Churchhoney

[lookeyloo]

Have a niece named Claire. She is in college. Good name. Not that Joe and Kendra's maybe Claire would go to college!!

[JoanArc]

I just ran across this - seems appropriate.

 

I kind of like Has-descendents for a Duggar. Lament is a good runner up. 

[GeeGolly]

10 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

I just ran across this - seems appropriate.

 

I kind of like Has-descendents for a Duggar. Lament is a good runner up. 

Fly-fornication???

[Jynnan tonnix]

2 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Fly-fornication???

I came across that name years ago, and, of course, it ingrained itself in my memory...almost.  I was actually trying to find reference to it when the subject of names came up here the other day, but I think I was googling "Fie-Fornication" and "Flee-Fornication", which is probably why I didn't find it.

[GeeGolly]

What does Fly-fornication mean? Flies doing it? A quicky? An excellent experience?