Joe & Kendra: Looking Forward To Side Hugs

[Lunera]

https://m.facebook.com/duggarfamilyofficial/posts/1116961095104205

I'm pretty sure they "just arrived" last week. Looks like a vacation to me...

[Churchhoney]

6 hours ago, Mollie said:

Renee's Bridal Shop just posted from Siloam Springs, AR, about a wedding today.  This must be for Joe and Kendra. Siloam Springs is 20 miles from Tontitown and is where Josh and Anna live, Jill and Derick used to live, and John-David owns a house.

Yeah, must be a Duggar thing. Two "sweets" in two lines. 

And three grammatical errors in two lines, too. 

Edited September 8, 2017 by Churchhoney

[Sew Sumi]

Divert, divert, divert. Missioncations don't end on Wednesdays or Thursdays. Usually Friday or Saturday, just in case there are people who gave to go back to their real jobs on Mondays. 

[Sew Sumi]

I went to Renee's page. Location? Sialom Springs. I assume they got the John Brown chapel where Jinger was married. 

Thanks for confirming, Renee!

[Churchhoney]

13 minutes ago, Lunera said:

https://m.facebook.com/duggarfamilyofficial/posts/1116961095104205

I'm pretty sure they "just arrived" last week. Looks like a vacation to me...

Hadn't you heard? Duggars never take vacations. it's missions and ministries and pastoral conferences all the way down. 

[BitterApple]

Pretty cushy "mission" trip. Pictures taken with lush looking countryside in the background and Joe and Kendra posing in an American-style mall with Dunkin Donuts iced coffee. Boy, they were really roughing it over there!

Edited September 8, 2017 by BitterApple

[Sew Sumi]

The missioncation also left on 8/16, and according to someone else who went, they've been back for a while. 

Nice try, Duggars.

I guess we'll have to wait for People, unless someone can find a leak on Instagram.

[TresGatos]

It looks like they are getting married on my wedding anniversary. 35 years today. I wore red. Now you darn kids get off of my lawn!

[SMama]

I guess honesty is not one on those character qualities they smugly brag about. 

[riverblue22]

16 hours ago, Lunera said:

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I think the girl on the far right is Nathan Bates' ex-girlfriend, Ashley from New York.

[Pinke]

How I picture Joe's brain right about now:

 

(Not that I blame him but lol)

Edited September 8, 2017 by PinkyCupcake

[SMama]

I think Ashley is far left, her sister, Anastasia, is far right.

[riverblue22]

11 hours ago, Heathen said:

Smuggar got married on a Friday, and so did Joyless. Is this a new Duggar mini-tradition, maybe to get the photos in the next week's People? Or is it just coincidence? 

Maybe they have Friday weddings because the churches are booked a year in advance on Saturdays.  Not everybody plans a wedding in two months.

[Sew Sumi]

Joe and Kendrab have actually had the second longest engagement behind JinJer. Remember, they were engaged on Joy's wedding day, 5/26.

So, 3 1/2 months. Poor, horny Joe.

[Pinke]

9 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Joe and Kendrab have actually had the second longest engagement behind JinJer. Remember, they were engaged on Joy's wedding day, 5/26.

So, 3 1/2 months. Poor, horny Joe.

Didn't Jessa and Ben have an even longer engagement? Or was that just a long period before they were officially engaged? I'm fuzzy on the details, but I think I remember them harping on having such a looong engagement (maybe compared to Jill's?).

[JoanArc]

1 hour ago, PinkyCupcake said:

How I picture Joe's brain right about now:

 

(Not that I blame him but lol)

For about 30 seconds...

[Sew Sumi]

8 minutes ago, PinkyCupcake said:

Didn't Jessa and Ben have an even longer engagement? Or was that just a long period before they were officially engaged? I'm fuzzy on the details, but I think I remember them harping on having such a looong engagement (maybe compared to Jill's?).

I think you're thinking about the 11 month courtship. They were engaged in mid-August, married on that frigid first Saturday in November, so they didn't even make it to 3 months. 

[SMama]

Not one leaked picture as of almost 7:00 p.m. ET? Slackers!  :)

[Sew Sumi]

It's only 6 Central Time. I imagine it's a 7:00 wedding. 

[SMama]

Oh, sorry. Wait, don't they have afternoon weddings?

Edited September 8, 2017 by SMama

[Pinke]

1 hour ago, Sew Sumi said:

I think you're thinking about the 11 month courtship. They were engaged in mid-August, married on that frigid first Saturday in November, so they didn't even make it to 3 months. 

Ahh right! It was the courtship. How sweet and precious. Thank you, Sew :D

[Arwen Evenstar]

1 hour ago, JoanArc said:

For about 30 seconds...

You wicked girl! How I adore you!

[lianau]

3 hours ago, PinkyCupcake said:

How I picture Joe's brain right about now:

 

(Not that I blame him but lol)

probably takes longer to put in an USB stick correctly .

[galaxychaser]

3 hours ago, PinkyCupcake said:

How I picture Joe's brain right about now:

 

(Not that I blame him but lol)

Yes so true. 

[JoanArc]

 I kind of want them to announce her pregnancy… At the altar.  The ultimate one up.

[Churchhoney]

33 minutes ago, lianau said:

probably takes longer to put in an USB stick correctly .

Yes, but you do have to put that in correctly. 

[Pinke]

Renee's FB post is no longer available... LOL! Looks like someone got a little slap on the wrist*  :P

Too late, anyway :D

 

*Or realized the error of their ways... No prayer closet for her though; she'd ruin the place.

[Fuzzysox]

Dear Renee,

Your dress looked cheap as hell. I don't understand why sweet Kendra ended up at your shop? Did you comp the dress for free advertising?? If you did you did yourself a huge injustice because it was one of the cheapest looking dresses I have ever seen.

[Sew Sumi]

Wedding posts trickling in...(not sure why I can't turn off italics) 

[Lunera]

11 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Wedding posts trickling in...(not sure why I can't turn off italics) 

Only at a Duggar wedding would these outfits be considered appropriate wedding attire. 

[xwordfanatik]

11 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Wedding posts trickling in...(not sure why I can't turn off italics) 

I just hate it when someone uses 'to' instead of 'too'.  Is Jeff Danker a graduate of the DRT?

[Temperance]

At a friend's wedding, her godmother's kids were dressed less nicely than the family in the photo. I don't remember exactly what both of them wore, but one had a black button-down shirt with blue flames on it. They looked really underdressed. Considering there were so few people there, I felt bad. 

Edited September 9, 2017 by Temperance
grammar

[doodlebug]

6 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

I just hate it when someone uses 'to' instead of 'too'.  Is Jeff Danker a graduate of the DRT?

Aside from the poor usage, if that photo represents 'cleaned up', I really don't want to see dirty and disheveled from them.

Edited September 9, 2017 by doodlebug
I'm at the Indians' game, they're about to win their 16th in a row and I'm excited. They also play better when I am on the iPhone and I am superstitious.

[ariel]

They look very  - inbreed.

ETA - was this wedding in a church or a barn?

Edited September 9, 2017 by ariel

[Lunera]

http://people.com/tv/joseph-duggar-and-kendra-caldwell-are-married/

[leighdear]

Nice touch with the girl wearing a white lace dress to somebody else's wedding.  Stay klassy, Danker family!

[xwordfanatik]

Ah, wonderful.  Joe's finally going to get some before he goes bald.

I'm sure a honeymoon blessing will be forthcoming.

The guy in the Danker photo on the left looks like he just dragged himself out of cowshit on the rodeo circuit.

Inbred pretty well describes them.

[Booey]

Is there another link or screenshot of the dressmaker's Facebook post? All of the pictures in everyone's posts show for me as "This Facebook post is no longer available"

Doesn't matter too much since now the official picture is up I guess.... dang that was fast! It's a lovely picture, but jeez they look so freaking YOUNG.

Also, Kendra makes me think she should be on a Real Housewives of Gothard show. I think it's the big hair.

[Pinke]

7 minutes ago, ariel said:

They look very  - inbreed.

LOL! Glad I'm not the one saying it (then again I liked your post :P ).

Wanted to say something about fun house mirrors... Welp. Guess I'm off to the prayer closet again.

[Marshmallow Mollie]

Love the dress, what I can see of it so far! And I like her make up.

[Rabbittron]

I'm glad Joe's suit fits perfectly on him. 

Doesn't the flowers in her bouquet look either dead or dying.

[Jynnan tonnix]

"inbred" is a very apt description of this bunch...

My first thought was  that if they don't clean up to (sic) bad, they must have forgotten to post the "after" picture. But you guys are all being far wittier than I am!

[lianau]

38 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Wedding posts trickling in...(not sure why I can't turn off italics) 

If that's the cleaned up version I don't want to know how they look normally . 

[Sew Sumi]

Article. 22 person bridal party! Geezus. 

http://people.com/tv/joseph-duggar-and-kendra-caldwell-are-married/?utm_campaign=peoplemag&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&xid=socialflow_facebook_peoplemag

[lianau]

21 minutes ago, Lunera said:

http://people.com/tv/joseph-duggar-and-kendra-caldwell-are-married/

For a second I thought Joe had misplaced a couple of buttons .

[humbleopinion]

Wedding souvenirs must be trucker hats for the gents and denim jackets for the ladies....

[Booey]

Just read the People article. Kendra's bridal party was her sister as maid of honor, plus ten bridesmaids: her mother (who does that?? Maybe I'm just too traditional) plus Jana, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joy, Johannah, and Jennifer. That totals eight. So I guess she only has two other friends that are not her/Joe's family? Is this the first Duggar wedding where Anna doesn't get to be in the wedding party?

[dargosmydaddy]

Poor Jackson... he's the only brother other than Josh not to be a groomsman, and two of his younger sisters were bridesmaids. I wonder if he photobombed the wedding party pictures anyway?

[Lunera]

Looks like Renee "designed" a knockoff version of Jessa's allure gown.

3 minutes ago, Booey said:

Just read the People article. Kendra's bridal party was her sister as maid of honor, plus ten bridesmaids: her mother (who does that?? Maybe I'm just too traditional) plus Jana, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joy, Johannah, and Jennifer. That totals eight. So I guess she only has two other friends that are not her/Joe's family? Is this the first Duggar wedding where Anna doesn't get to be in the wedding party?

Anna wasn't in Jessa's wedding party. Very weird of Kendra having her mother as a bridesmaid but I guess her father officiated the wedding and wanted them both on stage. 

[humbleopinion]

Mexican food the night before the wedding?

Queefing/farting...just blame the beans...

Joe will be done with the race before he gets his horse out of the starting gate if you get my drift....

Honeymoon at Dollywood,  then help the people who were affect by Hurricane Irma, finishing with Disney World and Epcot and the Alligator farms.