ElectricBoogaloo April 20, 2014 Share April 20, 2014 (edited) Feel free to add any suggestions for a thread subtitle here too! S2.E1: Nature Under Constraint and Vexed Alison: Felix, are you high? Felix: Well, I didn't know there was going to be an emergency! Alison: I'm doing a musical. Felix: Oh, my god. Not Cats. Alison: I'm running lines for the play obviously. Donnie: At 4am? Alison: I'm not in control of the muse. Alison: I have a friend. Let's call him Ramon. Felix: You know a gun dealer named Ramon? Alison: He's a gun enthusiast. He has many jobs. He is very hard working. Sarah: Can I borrow your phone? Kid on bus: Can I touch your boob? Art: Alison Hendrix is in a musical. Angela: What? What musical? Art: It ain't Cats. Aldous: To combine is to create. To engineer, divine. Angela: Feds took over the scene from Greigson and Diaz. Art: Which feds? Angela: I didn't get an acronym. Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo 2 Link to comment
Valny April 27, 2014 Share April 27, 2014 As usual,Felix has some great quotes for ep 2.. but it was more in the delivery. Alison- I killed Aynsley Felix- Aynsley wore a SCARF in the kitchen! and at the end when he was in the truck leaving with Sarah and Kira It's going to be brilliant,I can't wait...are we there yet? (the "are we there yet?" in the blasé tone was kicker") 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo April 27, 2014 Author Share April 27, 2014 (edited) Cosima: If I wanted an obsolete lab, I could just go to a community college. Alison: Roger, that's my sacrum! Alison: I killed Aynsley. Felix: No, no, darling, no, no, no. Alison: Yes, I did! Felix: Well, I mean, not really. Just like hardly. Felix: You got any ideas or you just want to keep drinking? Alison: I think I need to keep drinking and then I'll have an idea. Brenda: Such a beauty and all grown up. Mrs. S: I wouldn't say either. Rachel: I heard you're very clever. Cosima: I was clever when I was six. Henry: You know, a wise man once said, "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." Tomas: Einstein didn't believe in God. Mark: BLAM! Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 2 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo May 4, 2014 Author Share May 4, 2014 (edited) Felix: I adore camping. Sarah: It's not really camping, is it? More like sleeping in a truck. Felix: I slept in the bed of a flat deck. In my world, that's considered camping. Otherwise known as homeless in the country. Felix: Her dear old mom's a dead eye with a rifle. Kira: What's so funny? Sarah: Uncle Felix camping is funny. Cosima: I'll call you tomorrow, okay? Alison: Unless Delphine black bags you into the back of an SUV and puts you in a rabbit cage somewhere. Then I'll never speak to you again. Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 3 Link to comment
Kaboom 2.0 May 5, 2014 Share May 5, 2014 Almost anything that comes out of Alison's mouth is gold, Felix is up there too, usually the way he says things is the kicker. I've taken to exclaiming "this is bullshit!" when I walk into a room and the boyfriend asks me a question, any question, and he knows why. 1 Link to comment
OriginalCyn May 7, 2014 Share May 7, 2014 I've found myself adding that little, British "yeah?" at the end of sentences if I'm trying to emphasize something or make a point. 1 Link to comment
DioxinBlues May 7, 2014 Share May 7, 2014 "Great Scott! I've created life itself!" - Cosima as Leekie 4 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo May 11, 2014 Author Share May 11, 2014 (edited) Felix: So this is what the world looks like sober. Carlton: How'd you find me? Mrs. S: I heard you were in the neighborhood so I looked for the nearest place to find a pint and a pair of tits. Carlton: I do have my weaknesses. Carlton: My room's around the corner. Mrs. S: Don't tell me you've gotten shy. Felix: Cosima and Delphine are locked in some kind of transgressive lesbian geek spiral bound to end in tears. Yvonne: There's no relations here, especially with other residents. Alison: Gawd, I'm married. Yvonne: You're also an addict. Addicts do stupid shit. You get caught doing the nasty with anyone in here, you're out on your ass. Alison: I don't believe I've ever done the nasty. Alison: No, I don't want to talk to [Donny]. He's an enabler, Yvonne. Yvonne: You want us to check his crevices? Felix: I'll have you know I'm versed in krav maga! Sarah: What's the first rule of war, Fee? Felix: Don't mix your camouflage? Felix: Are you in [Rachel's apartment]? What's it like? Sarah: Straight out of Cold Bitch Digest. Sarah: She's got good taste. And a boy toy. Felix: Really? At least [Rachel]'s got feeling somewhere in her body. Cosima: Just not in her soul. Cosima: [Rachel] would have been raised totally self aware and that sense of being the only self aware clone might have created a very profound sense of narcissism. Daniel: You're not the smartest clone, are you? Sarah: You wouldn't. Daniel: Leekie wouldn't. Rachel might. This is for me. Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 2 Link to comment
OriginalCyn May 12, 2014 Share May 12, 2014 Feel free to add any suggestions for a thread subtitle here too! My vote would be for any of these: I want to see your tail. Dirty Little Copy-Cop! Adios, Dragsters! Does your Daddy have a drinks trolley? Shit, Fe! Cosima drank the purple kool-aid! Big Boob Blowies?!?! Cosima, Kira's not a lizard. What am I, the Geek Monkey now? (followed by "And other quotable gems" or something along those lines) For the Small Talk/General Gabbery thread, I'd add "Let's have lunch" to it. While rummaging around the Internet, I stumbled onto this: http://iboughtafuckingateau.tumblr.com/tagged/q* - I want a poster-sized copy of each of these! Some of Felix's snarks from Season One: - (The morning after Sarah and Paul escape from Club Neolution) "Your psycho sister's coat smells like low tide!" - (As Alison is about to down a tranquilizer) "Hey!.....Sharesies?" - (In response to Sarah telling him to hide while at Beth/Paul's flat) "You cannot hide in minimalist furniture!" - (pointing to his chin) "Tiny little suburban stress zits emerging in direct proximity to bad architecture!" - (after Alison butchers "The rain in Spain lies mainly on the plain") "Okay, Eliza...Holy shit." - "Soccer Mom Sarah? Science Geek Sarah? Arguably more attractive than Real Sarah." Link to comment
Ceeg May 12, 2014 Share May 12, 2014 Alison asking Felix if she was terrible in her musical and Felix replying, "People got their money's worth" made me laugh out loud. Jordan's delivery killed me. 1 Link to comment
beedub May 13, 2014 Share May 13, 2014 From this week (S2 Ep4), Sarah's response to Cosima asking if she was familiar with the Leda and the Swan myth: "I must have missed that class." 1 Link to comment
Valny May 18, 2014 Share May 18, 2014 Felix to Art as he leaves Helena in his Art's apartment: "Good luck with...that." His small pause is the key! And of course it's a lot funnier in the delivery. 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo May 18, 2014 Author Share May 18, 2014 (edited) Felix: I'm sure I've got a Ukrainian folk costume in here somewhere. Sarah: You get it, meathead? Helena: Do not call me this. Helena: [Felix] is sestra? Cal: There's no reason why we shouldn't have really awesome socks. Cosima: Scott, you're supposed to be my expert on genetic patents here. Scott: I just blog about it! Why can't I come work for you on this super sensitive shit? Cosima: Delphine, why can't Scott come and work with us on this super sensitive shit? Delphine: Because we'd have to kill his family. Cosima: You hear that? Scott: That's fine. Kira: I'm not a monkey anymore. I'm a leopard. Helena: [Art] lies down with pigs. Felix: And that's my cue to leave. I've got a hot date too. Cosima: [Leekie]'s going to ruin your career, destroy your reputation as a budding lesbian. Helena: Brother-sestra? Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade Link to comment
shapeshifter May 18, 2014 Share May 18, 2014 Feel free to add any suggestions for a thread subtitle here too!How about:Clones With Words: The Orphan Black Quotes Thread or just: Quotes: Clones With Words or: Quotes: Cloned Words Link to comment
hardy har May 18, 2014 Share May 18, 2014 Sarah: Helena? Don't jump out and scare us with an ax or some shit! That line had me dying and it was all in the delivery. Sarah was like a frustrated parent using her "I will turn this car around!" tone of voice. Link to comment
shapeshifter May 18, 2014 Share May 18, 2014 When Art frisks Helena and finds a pointy pen in her sock: Sarah: What are you doing with my pen? Helena: I was going to write letter. Again, the humor is in "Helena's" delivery. Link to comment
Gel May 24, 2014 Share May 24, 2014 Felix, as he leaves Helena with Art, popping his head back around the door: "Try food." Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo May 25, 2014 Author Share May 25, 2014 (edited) Helena: I am very good with children. Sarah: This must have been a huge hit with the nuns in Ukraine. Cosima: Stem cells from the exfoliated dental pulp of baby teeth in my uterus. That's not invasive at all. Scott: I know about the clones! Yvonne:: Don't confuse suffering with healing, Victor. Felix: Jesus Christ! Get out! Piss off! Art: Sarah told me to check on you. Felix: That's so thoughtful! That really takes the sting out of being framed for murder. Felix: Arthur, you beast! I'm not even taking any new clients. Art: Oh yeah? Then how about you take your hand off my ass. Vic: What are you, twins? Alison: We're clones, Victor. What do you think of that? Vic: Fine, you don't want to tell me. Helena: I think you bad goat. Baaaaaa. Dude: Are you being rude, you little skank? I'm not quite sure I heard what you said. [Helena grabs his finger] Dude: Ahhh! Jeez! You broke my finger! Helena: Don't be baby. I only sprain. Next one I break. Vic: Anger is a tool and we use it on problems with other people. Felix: Why are you still here? Is that coffee? Jesus, you're the best date I've had in ages. Holy shit, he's moved in. Felix: This shit's like pure nightmare fuel. Helena: In Ukraine, I was police detective. I shot many criminals. Then I was brilliant scientist but I quit to be with my family. Guy: Oh, come on. Don't tell me you're spoken for. Helena: Divorced. After rehab drinking problems. But now I am with my sestra, having adventures. Paul: You're good. I didn't even notice you on their tail until last night. Special Forces? JTF2? Mark: Boy Scouts. Paul: I never met a real Prolethian before. Mark: I expect Dyad sent you after the other one? Paul: Are you waiting until she drinks herself senseless or for the bar to clear out? Mark: Just letting her enjoy herself a bit. She's a miracle, I'm told. Paul: Well, whatever she is, she's not worth dying for. Mark: Is yours? Cosima: Good intentions, bad science. Sound familiar? Sarah: Not really. Should it? Cosima: Yeah, Project Leda. I mean, Cold River is like the perfect ideological breeding ground for a nature/nurture cloning fiasco. Sarah: They did a shite job breeding us, didn't they? Cosima: Well, science is what scientists do, Sarah. Nobody's got any idea. We're just poking at things with sticks. Sarah: I can't do this without you. Cosima: Obviously. I'm the geek monkey. Guy: You have real pretty eyes. Helena: You have a nice hat. Victor: Namaste. Alison: Don't do that. Mrs. S: I am NOT one of them. Just like you, I got caught up in a struggle I didn't ask for, only I've been at it longer so I'm better than you. Andrew: Forgive me. Sarah: That's not what I'm here for. Andrew: We succeeded, cloned human embryos. What a feat. But an oversight committee declared us an ethical failure. Andrew: Once you've gone too far, it's hard not to go all the way. Mrs. S: If Sarah's caught between Leekie and Rachel, I bet you are too. And a man with two masters answers only to himself. Paul: Who does Siobhan Sadler answer to? Sarah: Was it ever real? Your little family? Or was it all an experiment? Andrew: It was both. Sarah: Was daddy Rachel's first monitor? Andrew: Of course. Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 1 Link to comment
Bort May 25, 2014 Share May 25, 2014 Sarah: "I need you find me an Andrew Peckham within old-man-driving-range." Mrs. S: "Who sent you?" Paul: "DYAD." Mrs. S: "Hardly an answer, DYAD's a hydra." 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo June 1, 2014 Author Share June 1, 2014 (edited) Vic: You can tell me. No judgment. Alison: I slept with her husband. In a parking lot. Do you think I'm awful? Vic: No, I think you're brave, Alison. You're brave for sharing. Feels nice, feels good, no? The next step is you have to learn to forgive yourself- Alison: Then I killed her. She was choking and I didn't stop it. Vic: What, like on a piece of chicken? Alison: No, not like on a piece of chicken. Alison: I can't go to jail, Felix. I don't have the temperament. In the shower, if they touch me I will cut them. Leekie: You know what this is? Synthetic amniotic fluid. We're developing an artificial womb. Bit of a hobby of mine. Paul: I like pottery. Marion: Please tell me your hands have not been soaking in some gruesomely fecund jelly. Leekie: What I do with my free time is my business, Marion. Cal: Right on cue: vague warnings. Felix: We need your help with a little something at rehab. Sarah: What's Alison done? Has she hurled herself off the wagon? Alison: I am sober as a judge, Sarah. It's you, your people - your finks and rats and snitches and fuzz. Sarah: Where's Alison? Felix: Welcoming her family. It's some sort of public flagellation day. Vic: Dear Sarah, you are a rock in my stream blocking the flow. Sarah: I'm not getting it, Vic. Vic: I have to apologize, okay?' Sarah: Okay, good, yeah, fine, accepted. Vic: Wait, I haven't done it yet. Sarah: I atone you, Vic! You're atoned! Cool, thank you. Vic: Wait a minute, Sarah. You don't have anything you want to say to me after everything? Come on, the heartbreak, the finger loss. Felix: Pfffffft. Sarah: Oh, you want me to apologize to you? Felix: Which of the twelve steps is that? Felix: I may have spiked his tea. Mrs. S: Sarah, sadly, insists on fending for herself. Felix: It looks like [Vic] was molested by elves! Sarah: What did you give him? Felix: Benzodiazopene. In small doses, it's perfectly recreational. Sarah: Let's blow up their shit. Sarah as Alison: Thank you all for coming today. Not that any of us really had any choice, I guess. We stand among you today, pill poppers and booze hounds, hopheads, tweekers. Donnie as Alison: Hello, everyone. Sarah: Oh, he's being Alison? Nurse: That's right. Sarah: And I'm being Alison being Donnie? Nurse: This teaches you to see things from your partner's point of view. So Donnie, what's on your mind? Sarah as Alison: Um, uhhh. Donnie as Alison: Don't stammer, darling. And stand up straight or I'll withhold affection. Nurse: Engage him, Alison. Make eye contact. Donnie as Alison: Donnie, look at me. Sarah as Alison as Donnie: Alison, I think you should come home to your family. Donnie as Alison: No, Donnie, because I, Alison, need supervision. Sarah: That sounds about right. Uh, I'm Donnie and I like to spy on my wife and monitor her every move. Donnie: No, now wait a minute. You're just using my voice for your words. Sarah as Alison: Well maybe you should listen to Alison's words a little more often, DONNIE. Donnie: Is she doing this right? Nurse: You do seem to be blocking, Alison. Sarah as Alison: No, he's the one who's blocking her! Her, her. Shhh, that's what you did. Donnie: Now who are you being? Sarah as Alison: I really have to tinkle. Felix: This kind of cluelessness can't be faked. Paul: I can see where Sarah gets it - her knack for burning things down. Leekie: It's important you think very carefully about your next steps, Rachel. Rachel: Or what? I'll die in a fire? Marion: Serves us right, really, putting a lab coat in the big chair. Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 5 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo June 8, 2014 Author Share June 8, 2014 (edited) Mrs. S.: Rachel's been warned. If she tries anything, I will pop her poppa in the brain band. Duncan: I like to think she's bluffing. Mrs. S: I'm not, Andrew. Duncan: Please call me Ethan. If I'm to be your pawn, I'd like to reclaim my given name. Alison: Omigawd, you're drinking? You're drinking alcohol the day I get back from rehab? Felix: My work as child smuggler is done for the day. Rachel: Paul, your absence is inconvenient and your silence is irksome. Rachel: For now, you will report to me. Delphine: That's, um... Rachel: Difficult - for us both. Felix: Art's a cop. He's suspended, which is the only kind of cop I like. Tony: Just shut up and run me a bath. Felix: Run it yourself, bitch. Donnie: I'm sorry about the porn and I'm sorry about putting you in rehab and I'm sorry for hating your mother. Alison: Everybody hates my mother. Sarah: Can you really cure Cosima? Ethan: Yes. Though it's immodest to boast. Tony: This is kinda nice, you know. Kicking it in the limey boy's tub all bohemian and shit. You got any more smokes? Felix: Tony, I can't stand you sober so I'm going downstairs for some booze. Tony: How about you tell me how you knew Beth? Felix: Same old story - rent boy meets police officer, intrigue ensues. Cosima: You have to love all of us. Donnie: Goddamn Leekie with his big stupid face! Tony: My mom always said they made a mistake down at the IVF clinic, but shit. Felix: You alright, mate? It's a lot to take in. Tony: Yeah, yeah. Look at us - we're hot. Damn, girl. Sarah: Not our usual identity crisis. Donnie: I'm pretty sure he crapped himself. Alison: This is not at all well wrapped. Donnie: You're worried about the trunk? Alison: Yes, I'm going to make a new liner! Felix: Leekie's gone, Paul's AWOL. Enjoy it. Sarah: Is [Tony] going to be alright? Felix: Yeah. He's got some of your worst qualities. Tony: I think I'd get along with dreadlocks over there, but that one with the soccer ball looks like a douche. Felix: She's a functional alcoholic but she's not that bad. Felix: Why is it that I'm not worried about you? Tony: Cause this is how I roll. Can't fence this shit in. Tony: Later, sister kisser. Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade Link to comment
lulee June 9, 2014 Share June 9, 2014 From 1.04, when Alison is going to stand in for Sarah to see Kira. Felix: "Holy shit, we need to pull a full-reverse Pygmalion here" Link to comment
Athena June 9, 2014 Share June 9, 2014 Felix: "Holy Tilda Swinton!" As a Swinton fan, I doubly like it. Link to comment
Riful June 9, 2014 Share June 9, 2014 Cosima and Delphine when high in 2x08Delphine (while seemingly biting Cosima's face): "Nyaa Nyaa Nyaa"* Cosima: "Owwww... My owwwww" Cosima: "Helium is way funnier than polonium!" Delphine: "Is it?! Oh my God is it really?! *For those unfamiliar with Japanese, Nyaa Nyaa Nyaa = Cat noises or what is in English interpreted as 'meow'. 1 Link to comment
jaybear1701 June 9, 2014 Share June 9, 2014 I had no idea what Delphine was saying with the Nyaa Nyaa Nyaa. But the fact that it's meowing is hilarious given reports that Tatiana goes around set meowing (and apparently also meowed at Evelyne during the Cloneversation). ha! 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo June 15, 2014 Author Share June 15, 2014 (edited) Donnie: As long as no one finds a body, we're clear so we dump him in the lake with weights. Alison: Do we have a boat? Have you ever seen Dexter? I mean, random scuba divers are finding everything! Duncan: Are you going to stand there all day, Mr. Funt? Mr. Funt: I'm here to help. Duncan: Really? And where did you get your genetics degree? Cosima: He's a virgin in case you couldn't tell. Scott: Shoot darn. Donnie: I'm not as perfectly comfortable with manslaughter as you! Vic: You're not going to shoot me? Donnie: Not accidentally. Donnie: All these women and you just can't put it together, can you? Vic: I'm confused too. Donnie: Smile! Have a shitty day. Helena: You might as well eat. You will be fat soon anyway. Mark: To multiply is divine. Helena: (eyeroll) Helena: You love her like puppy but you let him make her brood mare. Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 1 Link to comment
Sarah-phile June 15, 2014 Share June 15, 2014 Grace: Haven't you been listening to what my father has been saying? Helena: Not really. (It's Helena's tone and face when she says this. Priceless.) 3 Link to comment
hardy har June 16, 2014 Share June 16, 2014 (edited) Rachel: Paul, your absence is inconvenient and your silence is irksome. I don't care how many times I hear or read that, it still makes me laugh. Easily my favorite Rachel line. It wasn't a line, but Vic flashing deuces when Donnie told him and Angie to smile was pretty great. Edited June 16, 2014 by hardy har 1 Link to comment
Sarah-phile June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 I don't care how many times I hear or read that, it still makes me laugh. Easily my favorite Rachel line. It wasn't a line, but Vic flashing deuces when Donnie told him and Angie to smile was pretty great. Yes! And don't forget Rachel's next line, said without a trace of irony: "You know I hate to worry." 1 Link to comment
Athena June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 Yvonne: There's no relations here, especially with other residents. Alison: Gawd, I'm married. Yvonne: You're also an addict. Addicts do stupid shit. You get caught doing the nasty with anyone in here, you're out on your ass. Alison: I don't believe I've ever done the nasty. 2x09: Alison: I want to be nasty! 1 Link to comment
shapeshifter June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 This show may have the best quote thread ever. 1 Link to comment
hardy har June 17, 2014 Share June 17, 2014 I swear if I had any sort of photoshop or image manipulation skills I would use them to make greeting cards with quotes from Rachel. 3 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo June 18, 2014 Author Share June 18, 2014 (edited) Neolution vs prolethian philosophy: From S2.E1: Aldous: To combine is to create. To engineer, divine. From S2.E9: Mark: To multiply is divine. Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 2 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo June 22, 2014 Author Share June 22, 2014 (edited) Mrs. S: Amber alert is not an option. If I say you're making a car bomb, you will bloody well make a car bomb. Art: I just came home to find someone at my table. Felix: What do you mean? Who? Art: She's eating. Helena: Hello, sestra-brother. Helena: I fell in love with a boy called Jesse but after bar fighting he had to go to war and become a tow truck driver. Felix: Okay Art: There was a fire at the Johansson ranch last night. Do you know anything about that? Helena: No. Felix: Helena, did you burn down the fish people's ranch? Gracie: God's just going to have to deal with the both of us then, isn't he? Mrs. S: I can use the internet actually, Cal. Cal: No, you can't. No offense. Cal: Someone from Dyad tried to hack me, so I hacked them back. I followed the person on the dark net and I saw them asking the same questions as me. Mrs. S: Jesus, you fell for that? Mrs. S: Tell them you're with Siobhan Sadler. [Cal types] Mrs. S: That's with a B-H. Mrs. S: Well, I didn't peg you for a major back at Professor Duncan's house. Paul: I wasn't. A lot has changed since I came back in. Duncan: My dear, I didn't write it down. You know I can recite pi to six thousand places. Rachel: [eye roll] Duncan: Do you recall, Rachel, not the memory but the feeling of how much we loved you? Mrs. S: We are hoping there are still good people in the most corrupt places. Cosima: You like your new dolls, Kira? Kira: No, not really. Felix: Oh, hello, steamy potatoes. Cal, you're not going to bringing all that game into my bed, I hope. Cal: No, unfortunately not. It's clones only tonight. Felix. I know. That means me too. Cosima: You're very beautiful. Helena: Thank you. I like your hairs. Cosima: Thanks. I like your hairs too. Helena: I am so happy to see you. I am going to eat your fingers. Sarah: What were you thinking about? Cosima: Buckminster Fuller and sacred geometry. Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 5 Link to comment
Wilowy June 22, 2014 Share June 22, 2014 "Don't be baby, I only sprain. Next time I break." Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo April 19, 2015 Author Share April 19, 2015 (edited) Cosima: Dude, you look awesome. Helena: You look awesome also, sestra. You are well? Cosima: Oh yeah. I'm, like, way better thanks to science. Sarah: Can we just enjoy this please? Felix: Enjoy military boy clones with scars all over their faces? Delphine: Rachel has powerful friends and you put a pencil in her eye. Alison: Fish sticks! Cosima: So you're the new Rachel? Awesome. Felix: Delphine's got your number? Well, we definitely need new clone phones. Sarah: She wants my help saving Leda and Dyad. Felix: Don't these people know you never even finished high school? Felix: You have a cleaner named Ferdinand? Sarah: You don't think I can do this? [changes accent] Rachel Duncan, uber bitch. Felix: That was terrible. Scott: Seriously, Cosima, with soldier clones running around and, you know, all this lesbian drama, I don't know that I want to work on this super secret shit anymore. Guard: Guy thinks he's naked Buddha. Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 2 Link to comment
DioxinBlues April 20, 2015 Share April 20, 2015 Felix: It's Delphine. God, she looks good. Delphine: I warned you this was personal. Link to comment
Bort April 20, 2015 Share April 20, 2015 Ferdinand: Do you remember the safe word? Sarah as Rachel: No. [continues strangling him] 1 Link to comment
Dodobird008 April 21, 2015 Share April 21, 2015 “Cosima’s back to normal, by the way. She’s actually got a bit of color in her cheeks.” – Felix “And Helena?” – Sarah “Helena’s an albino.” – Felix Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo April 26, 2015 Author Share April 26, 2015 (edited) Scott: I don't trust Dr. Nealon, Cosima. Cosima: No, of course not. Why would you? Delphine put him in charge. Scott: I will say one thing. He's twice the researcher Dr. Leakey ever was. He's an MD. He's a brilliant geneticist. And he wants a meeting this afternoon. Felix: That's four things. Felix: New day, new phones - blue as the skies of Lesbos. Alison: I could beat her, Donnie. I could beat her like a French meringue. I'm not going to let her put our kids in a ghetto. Donnie: Okay, easy. It's just the next district over. Alison: Have you seen the playgrounds? There's no rubber mulch. It's gravel. It's like the 70s. Donnie: We might have to sell the house. Alison: And what would we do with the corpse in the garage? Donnie: Whoa! Ix-nay on that! Alison: What would we do? Are we going to give it to the next family or do we take it with us? Donnie: Fist me, fist me! Alison: Fist you? Felix: I think she might be concussed because she's being weirdly straightforward. Paul: The deal that was cut was to buy Sarah time and space. So why isn't she taking it? Cal: Well, you've met her. Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo May 3, 2015 Author Share May 3, 2015 (edited) Art: Do you understand the position this puts me in? Felix: We do, Art, but can't you just, like, look away? Art: It's a dead body, not a bag of weed. Felix: Well, look away and it too will go up in smoke. Felix: Hello, Lieutenant Scotty. Scott: Don't call me that. Cosima: No, he's, like, barely a Trekkie. He only went to Comic Con, like, once. Scott: AND it's Lieutenant Commander. Alexis: I don't know where Helena is. I was cast out because of her! Sarah: I don't give a shit. Felix: Go easy on him, Cosima. Scott's not a hardened criminal like you and I. Felix: Hey, you have done this before, yeah? Scott: Youtube is an amazing resource. Felix: Scott, a good lab partner should be metaphysically empathetic. Donnie: We should have been drug dealers years ago! Alison: Mmm mmm, pharmaceutical entrepreneurs, Donnie. Marci: Look, Alison, you can buy a few votes with your soaps. You can quite possibly carve out some of my support. But you can't actually win. Alison: Go sell a house, Marci. Marci: Do you seriously think that people are going to trust their children to an infamous alcoholic? Alison: Why not? They trusted a conniving second rate realtor. Alison: I need to cut something. Willard: You're a long way from home, son. Art: That's funny. I don't look a thing like your son. Helena: Another one. You are the ugliest Mark yet. Helena: Dirty Paul. You lie with my sestras, even Rachel. You come inside. Have another. Helena: One day I kill you all. Mark: In the field, there are only two kinds of prisoners: assets and liabilities. Be an asset, Willard. Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 1 Link to comment
Chaos Theory May 10, 2015 Share May 10, 2015 Alison; "Do you remember what happened the last time you had a gun in a car?" Link to comment
godonlyknows May 10, 2015 Share May 10, 2015 Mark: "Put it in fast. It'll hurt less that way." Sarah: "You must be fun on first dates." 3 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo May 10, 2015 Author Share May 10, 2015 (edited) Alison: Why are you sweatier than usual? Helena's scorpion spirit animal: Scout this place and get back here. Don't blunder around like an idiot. Mark: Okay, stick it in fast. It'll hurt less. Sarah: Gawd, you must be one hell of a first date. Donny: How are you doing that? Alison: You lift with your legs, Donny. Alison: You can't just come in here and have your lunch. Did he just shush me? Alison's neatly labeled drug bins: setraline (which is misspelled - it should be sertraline aka Zoloft), zaraphen, cobicistat (which is actually used to treat HIV), purple drank Felix: Omigawd, it's hideous. It looks like you've been mounted by a llama. Felix: Expensive perfume, pretentious French cigarettes, and, oh, yes, Eskimo Pie. Cosima, this jumper absolutely reeks of pining. Cosima: I pine for no woman! Donny: Hey, easy! I've got a gun in my hands! Alison: You brought a gun to a drug deal? What, are you crazy? Donny: Of course I did! Alison: Put it back! Donny: No. Alison: Do you remember what happened the last time you had a gun in a car? Donny: I'm good. I have touching issues. Sarah: You know, it's not her fault, the way she is. She's not a monster. She was just trained to be a killer. That sound familiar? Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 2 Link to comment
ottoDbusdriver May 10, 2015 Share May 10, 2015 Alison: Why are you sweatier than usual? That was pretty funny. Felix: Omigawd, it's hideous. It looks like you've been mounted by a llama. That made me snicker. Whoever writes for Felix does a great job. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo May 17, 2015 Author Share May 17, 2015 (edited) Sarah: Helena! You're alive! What have they done to you? Are you okay? Helena: I'm most wonderful. Sarah: Shit. Helena: Yes, much shit. Cosima: I'm just super nervous. I don't want to, like, fart or spill my tea on her or something. S: You were a budding delinquent at 6. Felix: You, baby Jesus, come up the stairs with me. Helena: To a rat, a small hole is like a door. Sarah: Helena, how many men live on this base? Helena: Approximately eleven million. Helena: You want to be my sandwich? In Siberia when planning escape, you take weak person with you. They are called sandwich because you eat them. Gracie: I love alcohol! Edited June 11, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 5 Link to comment
Chaos Theory May 17, 2015 Share May 17, 2015 Helena: "I have no plan. I am institutionalized." 4 Link to comment
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