S05.E10: Summer House Rules

[SFoster21]

26 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Another Kristen(I think) comment that made my jaw drop:. "I could have sex on this couch!" as they were touring the beach house.  Who says that?

It was a constant source of amusement to me that Kristen was unable to restrain her coarseness among these people who may have "banged" but don't discuss it at a dinner party in quite that way...

Kristen and Scheana felt themselves instantly insignificant:  these new people are taller, richer, just as thin, but less obviously botoxed and surgically altered.  Small upthrust breasts versus cow udder silicone sacks, etc.

Don't they eat sushi or lobster in LA?  These women are waitresses in an upscale restaurant!  They are unfamiliar with lobster? 

But this was a truly rich episode.  This show is hitting its stride again.

I really like you, Ariana, but FI Tom is my dream date and if he was playing at effing me, Lala would not be the thing on my mind.  So, points off.  Although I will say, you do let the punishment fit the crime.  Please tell me, where in that filthy trailer was there room for Lala?

Edited January 10, 2017 by SFoster21

[Tara Ariano]

In case you missed it, here's the Previously.TV post on the episode!

Break Out The Rosé Magnum, It's A Super-Sized Vanderpump Rules

Stop! It's too much! We're going to be hung over tomorrow from this backdoor Summer House pilot.

[SFoster21]

1 hour ago, ghoulina said:

And Kristen musing about being "in business". Hahahahaha!

 

Absolutely. He's been doing it pretty much since she got to LA. And, as much as I cannot understand why Brittany sticks with this loser, I kind of love that she's not giving him what he wants. 

Yeah, because he loves the grieving boyfriend storyline, but mostly he wants to strut around and have girls flock.  He is the alpha of this pack, not a domesticated animal. He is also a pathetic idiot.  But he seems to have met his match.

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[cherrybomb]

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 Oh and that terrible show about the rich New York high school kids that wanted to be Laguna Beach but failed. 

Oh my god, what was that? I forgot all about it until your post!

NYC Prep!  May they never be recast on another reality show. 

[Michichick]

I'm watching the rerun and noticed Jax said "misconstruded" instead of misconstrued. What a dolt.

It's distasteful how he constantly keeps talking about financing Britanny's lifestyle, but then when she started to defend herself by saying "I give you money" he suddenly told her not to discuss their finances. Fuck you, Jax, you're disgusting with your double standards.

[WhosThatGirl]

10 minutes ago, cherrybomb said:

NYC Prep!  May they never be recast on another reality show. 

Yup. I forgot the name. I just remember it really wanted to be Laguna Beach east coast and that didn't work. None of those kids were compelling at all. 

[ScoobieDoobs]

That scene with Lisa & Lala was kinda weird -- and yet enlightening.  It was like Lisa was imploring her to not quit the show.  When she said something about Lala's place in Hollywood, I went WTF.  But it was a reminder that Lala is just another actor wannabe.  And make no mistake, this ia an acting gig for her.  She said in an interview recently she auditioned for the show after trying out for a Target commercial.  Ah, reality.

So how much crap will Brittany put up with before she tells Jax to go fuck off & finally leaves him?  Is she at a point yet she can do that & be able to financially support herself so she could stay in LA?  Would they keep her on the show if she dumps smelly pig Jax (as she should)?

Hey, Bravo, new show suggestion -- the Stassi Dating Game.  Would work much better in LA than NY.  More douchebag mactors for Stass to decimate.

[OnceSane]

36 minutes ago, Michichick said:

I'm watching the rerun and noticed Jax said "misconstruded" instead of misconstrued. What a dolt.

I thought I was hearing things!  And I was too lazy to rewind. LOL

Kyle telling Stassi she looked like Steve Jobs had me rolling.  She had better snarky lines in the hot tub than he did; but I feel like she brought a gun to a knife fight.  Not hard to land jabs when your competition boozed himself out of the match before the bell rang.

FI getting his flat iron signed was classic.  Sometimes I wish we could see the Toms roadtripping around America for a month.  Perfect spinoff and not as annoying as the Summer House folks.  That being said, I'm still gonna watch these Montauk morons.

I think Brittany will only break up with Jax if he bangs someone she knows, so she better hope her sister doesn't visit.  But Jax might dump Brittany if Stassi crooked her finger.

[chick binewski]

15 hours ago, Sun-Bun said:

I'm always willing to give these desperate new series a few looks,((although these ski lodge shows with charmless fameho's that they keep tossing at us are **all** such flaming turds)) since my reality television bar is apparently set fairly low. Like I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed short-lived shows like "Gallery Girls", "Miss Advised"((that was mainly good just for hate-watching)) and "Blood, Sweat & Heels."

Gallery Girls was the most amazing show and I will never forgive Bravo for denying me another season.  

13 hours ago, Sun-Bun said:

That's what amazes and amuses me the most about this cast: their shameless pride in a complete lack of knowledge of general vocabulary, social terms and personality types. No idea what WASP means, utter confusion over the term "misogynist", befuddlement over clam bakes and charcuterie...no wonder Ariana considers herself such a genius intellectual after hanging out with these mouth breathers for so long...

I thought Kristen was just insane and Jax was just an ass, but they also rival each other in their quest for aggressive stupidity.

6 hours ago, Sai said:

I don't think it's cute.  It's stupid.  If Porsha from Atlanta Housewives had said that she'd be called stupid all over the place.

Everyone thinks Brittany is so cute and too good for Jax.  Nope.  I'm telling you all there's something more to this chick.  She's moves halfway across the Country to be with a guy she just met, let's him buy her new boobs, let's him talk to her like crap.  She's in this for the tv stardom, fame and money.  She's not as innocent as she looks.  I guarantee it.  You'll see.  You'll all see!  lol

I REALLY wonder about her. On one hand, her kindness seems very organic. But serial killers are known to assimilate, right? Also? SHE'S DATING JAX. 

[politichick]

Not that I ever thought this bunch was too bright, but it was kind of shocking how unexposed and ignorant and ill-manneredKatie, Scheana and Kristin are.

Brittany definitely has some ulterior motives and wanted a more city life, which is why she tolerates Jax--he was her out--but she is as dumb as a fucking box of rocks. 

Totally with whoever it was who said she's down for a show about Stassi dating. That could be quite amusing!

[Teddybear]

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 "I'll pay all the bills, but you gotta do my laundry and make me sammiches"?

What is Jax's deal with sandwiches anyway?  I think he's Joey Tribbiani's long lost brother. 

And maybe Scheana needs straws because of her fake teeth?  No way was she eating that yummy corn on the cob either.  

That hot tub scene really was cringeworthy.  She should have gone for Kyle-- he was definitely flirting with her on the beach.  He said she had beautiful eyes! 

[hilaryvm]

I thought it was hysterical that Stassi said the clambake was the nicest wedding she's ever been to.  I found it quite funny how out of place the girls were at an east coast party.

Also, love that Kristen just said crazy, random things with no care about how it came off.  Love the crazy!

[HunterHunted]

33 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

Gallery Girls was the most amazing show and I will never forgive Bravo for denying me another season.  

I thought Kristen was just insane and Jax was just an ass, but they also rival each other in their quest for aggressive stupidity.

I REALLY wonder about her. On one hand, her kindness seems very organic. But serial killers are known to assimilate, right? Also? SHE'S DATING JAX. 

One of the Vanderpump Rules producers also produced Gallery Girls.

Brittany's mom is a huge Vanderpump Rules fan. I think Brittany met Jax, found him relatively attractive, knew that dating him would get her some income if they appeared on the show, and realized he probably wasn't much worse than some of her exes. I think she's nice, dumb, and clearly willing to settle.

We know Scheana is from West Covina, but does she have act like it too. "I don't eat seafood. It's too much work. I need a straw. The only way I'd eat this lobster is if it came in mcnugget form with french fries." Ugh!!!!!!

[pbutler111]

  18 hours ago, OnceSane said:

I fully expect it to be terrible…which is why I will watch it.

I'm always willing to give these desperate new series a few looks,((although these ski lodge shows with charmless fameho's that they keep tossing at us are **all** such flaming turds)) since my reality television bar is apparently set fairly low. Like I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed short-lived shows like "Gallery Girls", "Miss Advised"((that was mainly good just for hate-watching)) and "Blood, Sweat & Heels." Hell, even "Courtney Loves Dallas" and "100 Days of Summer" were pleasant enough in my book for something to watch as background fodder.

So yeah, I'll watch 2-3 episodes of "Summer House" before I make my final judgement on these rich douchecanoes. They'll be good for real estate porn, at least. Very wise of Bravo to attempt the magic striking twice with the strategic reality show cross-over.

I liked "Gallery Girls" (the show, not the actual girls). I actually ordered something from their store, a very cool ring from some obscure designer. It was a good experience. Love the ring.

[TattleTeeny]

Coincidentally, one of the chicks on Timber Creek Lodge also needed the word "misogynist" explained to her on last night's episode.

[Pachengala]

1 hour ago, chick binewski said:

I REALLY wonder about her. On one hand, her kindness seems very organic. But serial killers are known to assimilate, right? Also? SHE'S DATING JAX. 

My people! I don't think Brittany is cute in any way; I think she's either just another cynical LA-type clinging to her marginally famous boyfriend for whatever she can get out of the relationship, or she's a empty-headed doormat, not even smart enough to know her manipulative himbo boyfriend is trying to get her to break up with him. I don't even feel sorry for her, which is really unlike me when it comes to dumb people. 

[WhosThatGirl]

Brittany does seem nice but also seems to have a game plan. Don't she and Jax have a spin off coming? That answers everything.

[ghoulina]

3 hours ago, Thumper said:

 

Another Kristen(I think) comment that made my jaw drop:. "I could have sex on this couch!" as they were touring the beach house.  Who says that?

 

Someone who's had sex on top of a Beemer. 

[ghoulina]

3 hours ago, SFoster21 said:

Don't they eat sushi or lobster in LA?  These women are waitresses in an upscale restaurant!  They are unfamiliar with lobster? 

They really seemed like rubes from the sticks. I'm from podunk Iowa and I know what a fucking clam bake is. I'm not a seafood fan, but I understand how you eat lobster. They were all just so baffled. The girls from OC Howives are the same way. Does Bravo have a divining rod that magically susses out the most ignorant and inexperienced people in all of California???

 

1 hour ago, Teddybear said:

What is Jax's deal with sandwiches anyway?  I think he's Joey Tribbiani's long lost brother.

Right? If you're going to go making demands, why not something a little more exciting like a steak? 

[bichonblitz]

5 hours ago, sde127 said:

Thank you so much for this!  I've been dying to come here and say the same thing!  I do not like Brittany at all and I've always thought there was more to her than she is showing. Maybe it's just because I live in her neck of the woods and hate that she is from here and people may think we are all like her because we are not. There is no way she didn't know what kind of person Jax was before moving there and I think she will take everything he has to give with a smile so people don't see the real her because she is not going anywhere!  

I also don't think she works at SUR at all and this is why Jax is paying for everything, including her boobies! Have we ever really seen her wait on tables? All she does is hang at the bar and look totally dumbfounded when someone there tells her to go wait on Table 16. Ummm if she really worked there for over a year she would know where the eff table 16 is.  She knows exactly what she's doing with her sweet southern charm, which is milking her 15 minutes for everything it's worth.  And really, if smelly Jax is paying for everything, then get off your ass and make a friggin sammy for the guy and do some laundry.   In fact, I would have a weeks worth of sammys made up and in the Refrige so I didn't have to hear his whiny ass complaining about it!

[njbchlover]

6 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

I also don't think she works at SUR at all and this is why Jax is paying for everything, including her boobies! Have we ever really seen her wait on tables? All she does is hang at the bar and look totally dumbfounded when someone there tells her to go wait on Table 16. Ummm if she really worked there for over a year she would know where the eff table 16 is.  She knows exactly what she's doing with her sweet southern charm, which is milking her 15 minutes for everything it's worth.  And really, if smelly Jax is paying for everything, then get off your ass and make a friggin sammy for the guy and do some laundry.   In fact, I would have a weeks worth of sammys made up and in the Refrige so I didn't have to hear his whiny ass complaining about it!

I wondered about this as well.  When the group was at the winery doing the tasting, Brittany really had no clue about the different kinds of red wine.  I don't drink wine, except for an occasional glass of pinot grigio or chablis, but even I know that there are different kinds of wines.  She was totally confused with the red wines.  I think she even referred to a Malbec as a "Maybach", which is a type of Mercedes, no?  

I would think that if you are a server at an "upscale" restaurant (Using "upscale" loosely here), even if you don't know the differences between the wines personally, you would at least know the correct pronunciation of the types of wine that are out there.

[Silly Angel]

15 hours ago, njbchlover said:

Summer House = Jersey Shore with money, and some modicum of intelligence.

A little money. In mean, 1) Montauk, 2) generic seltzer, WonderBread and a margarita machine? Tacky, dumb and cheap people acting...I wish I could say tacky, dumb and cheap but I turned it off once I realized what Bravo was duping me into watching. Acting boring, essentially. The only one of these nonentities I'd keep around is Stephen for, "I just got it! Because you're wearing a turtleneck!" That could have been the button of a scripted show (it probably was) but his timing was aces.

What is it with Jax and turkey sandwiches? "Sometimes I get ham." Are you serious, dude? She's clearly a monster; smack her with a shovel and scatter the pieces. I mean, the nerve of running out of your preferred sandwich meat. Why does Brittney never bring up the fact that she works too? Or tell him just because he paid for boobs doesn't mean she's a fully owned subsidiary of DoucheJax, Inc. He's like one of those guys on 90 Day Fiancee who complains that American girls are too independent and want careers and shit, and to speak before being spoken to.

Scheana is a goddamn pill. I really wish she had gone to Sonoma so she could pull her I-don't-do-this, I-don't-eat-that, that-drink-is-icky, where's-my-straw high maintenance princess act on people who agreed with generally good humor to be gross in an RV for a week.

These past two episodes have been really great, with the exception of Part II: Montauk Bogaloo. Getting the chucklefucks out of SUR had been a real breath of fresh air. One scene with dumb whore Lala was enough to bring back the incestuous claustrophobia. She can walk away anytime and go back to banging old guys for treats offscreen.

[HunterHunted]

The other half of Brittany's storyline this season has been not knowing any wines. Lisa, Katie, and Scheana have periodically quizzed her about the wines and she walks around with a cheat sheet. She is a former (and maybe current) Hooters waitress. I can't imagine that they sell too much wine.

[politichick]

3 hours ago, chick binewski said:

Gallery Girls was the most amazing show and I will never forgive Bravo for denying me another season.  

Please don't remind me. I still feel the pain of this cancellation and of My So-Called Life. 

[Thumper]

I liked Gallery Girls too.  It was a peek into a world of which I know nothing.  As I recall, there was on girl who was quite pretentious, though.

I don't watch this show enough; I get Scheana and Katie mixed up.

[hatchetgirl]

VPR what have you find to cause me to like Stassi best? Damn it!  I was laughing so hard at her comments, like how she goes spray tanning once a week, enjoys blowouts and... Murder!  Has she... Gasp... Become a little self aware?

I know someone who drank hot tea and coffee with  straw because she didn't want to screw up her bleached teeth.

[TattleTeeny]

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VPR what have you find to cause me to like Stassi best? Damn it!  I was laughing so hard at her comments, like how she goes spray tanning once a week, enjoys blowouts and... Murder!  Has she... Gasp... Become a little self aware?

I felt my BF glance my way at that part. I don't spray tan ever, and my blowouts are limited to when I get my hair cut (and, man, will I be careful to stretch as much as I can out of that professionally straightened hair!), but the murder and online shopping, I'm with her.

[RHJunkie]

If after a night of drinking you have to ask someone if you yelled at them, that's a huge red flag that you don't handle your alcohol well and it's probably for your relationship and the general people around you if you learned how to drink in moderation instead of getting enough piss drunk that you act like a loud mouth idiot. Katie, what a sloppy mess you are. 

Scheana, do you boo but for the love of God, just shut up about it. You don't need to complain about everything, especially if you're invited as a guest. It's one thing to turn down shots with friends but complaining at an event where you're the guest - it's not too late to learn manners. In fact, please do.

I would never share an RV with those guys but I would definitely prefer their type of fun. Their trip looked like a blast - laid back in attitude, a new experience, etc. Jax, you idiot - Brittany isn't adjusting to LA girls. She's just over the honeymoon phase of the relationship and your good traits (whatever those may be) are no longer enough to put up with your stupidity in silence. 

Kyle is such an idiot but oh man I was laughing during the hot tub scenes. "I've never been in a hot tub with someone wearing a turtleneck before...you're like Steve Jobs"...I wonder if he flirts like this with girls he's interested in outside of the need for promoting a tv show. 

[TattleTeeny]

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If after a night of drinking you have to ask someone if you yelled at them, that's a huge red flag that you don't handle your alcohol well and it's probably for your relationship and the general people around you if you learned how to drink in moderation instead of getting enough piss drunk that you act like a loud mouth idiot. Katie, what a sloppy mess you are. 

I think if you always have to ask that, or often need to have the blanks filled in, then maybe then you've got a problem. An episode or two of "Did I yell at you [or worse]?" is no big deal, IMO--I've definitely been there and I am far from career drinker! In fact, I probably did it because I do not have a Tequila Katie tolerance.

That said, it's apparently a moot point, as it seems everyone around her (at least on this show) has confirmed she's a menace to herself and others when she's drunk--and often enough that they have an agreed-upon nickname for her (and that she doesn't seem at all embarrassed or offended by!).

Edited January 11, 2017 by TattleTeeny

[Petunia13]

If Arianna gets praised for ordering pasta once then I should be lauded for eating carbs 3x a day.

#not all heroes wear capes 

[ivygirl]

I miss Gallery Girls. I get the theme song stuck in my head occasionally. It's not available (legally) online, is it?

I went to our local "edition" of Art Miami and hoped I'd run into them. Alas, no. (It was pretty amazing anyway)

[PumpkinPK]

I never heard of Gallery Girls before now.  Alas, it appears it is only on Amazon and Vudu, neither of which I have subscriptions to.

[MVFrostsMyPie]

I'd feel bad for Brittany, but no one's forcing her to date the greasy gorilla with moobs. Also, her not knowing a lot of things might be "cute" at first, but it would get old fast for me. Do some learning Brittany. Being from Kentucky or wherever you're from does not mean you have to actually be a stupid redneck with no self-respect.

Lala... no one feels bad for you. She reminds me of an ex-bff of mine who I was growing apart from anyway, but found out she had an affair with a married man with kids and kept it from me for months. She had an older sugar daddy she used for expensive ugly jewelry and vacations to tropical locations but wouldn't tell anyone who he was. I really should introduce the two of them, I think they'd get along great.

[Sun-Bun]

You folks mentioning your mutual love of "Gallery Girls" here are giving me LIFE! It really had a similar snarky vibe as "Vanderpump Rules," the girls were all as oddly charismatic in their vague unlikability factor as the VR cast, and it was a window into such a creative and interesting world that still has barely been touched upon in television. Last I heard, Chantal bleached her hair blonde and is now living in LA, so it'd be a hoot to imagine her somehow ending up at SUR, sipping French press coffee and rolling her eyes at the chucklefucks.((the GG theme song is "Classic Girl" by Diedre & The Dark, available on iTunes, btw ivygirl!))

I forgot that Scheana has her fake teeth up front and therefore needs her precious straw, likely just to make sure they don't get stained to the point of not matching her other teeth. Her severe narcissism, lack of polish and picky Debbie Downer nature just severely depresses me---hopefully she's more fun when she's drunk. I'm sure she and Tequila Katie have had more than a few drunken words...

[yourmomiseasy]

16 hours ago, SFoster21 said:

Don't they eat sushi or lobster in LA?  These women are waitresses in an upscale restaurant!  They are unfamiliar with lobster? 

 

SUR is upscale compared to Taco Bell, but it isn't earning any Michelin stars any time soon.  

Why was the RV such a disaster after only a day?  Yuck.

Jax has always been the worst so it's no surprise, but he sucks.  Like he isn't annoying enough with his make me a turkey sandwich shit, he always has to proclaim that if the positions were reversed he'd be bowing down etc.  According to Stassi the positions were reversed and she (or her dad) paid for everything when they lived together and half the time he didn't even bother to come home because he was out partying.  I remember back in season 1 or 2 it was a big deal that he hung a picture.  Maybe Brittany is just too dumb to realize how shitty he is?

Also The Winklevoss Twins or whatever their dumb names are (it starts with a W and I don't care enough to learn it because I'm not watching their stupid show) have a lot of teeth and are not nearly as hot as they think they are.  

Edited January 11, 2017 by yourmomiseasy

[Jextella]

Stassi and Kristen get the most improved award so far this season.   We're seeing different sides of both - the better sides. 

As to Stassi, she's still annoying in how she thinks she is smarter than everyone else and how she thinks her way is the only way.  On the flip side, watching her with her little brother is both enlightening and entertaining.  Stassi's getting there. 

I have a major soft spot for Kristen.  She is a reality star who truly learned about herself and worked on improving as a result.  Andy said once that Kristen has always been a good sport when she goes on WWHL, and he's right.  I also like that of them all, she and Jax seem to be the most committed to portraying the truth about themselves on the show.  The good, the bad, the ugly.   I don't think she's the brightest bulb but she seems to be working on being a better person and I really like that about her.

I really wish both girls would just stop staying vile words, e.g. "douche".  No need for it, and it does neither any favors.

Edited January 11, 2017 by Jextella

[TheNewJanBrady]

The Summer House twins look like Missy Pyle.

[Pachengala]

1 hour ago, TheNewJanBrady said:

The Summer House twins look like Missy Pyle.

I agree! I also think they look like they could unhinge their jaws to swallow large prey.

[TattleTeeny]

11 hours ago, ivygirl said:

I miss Gallery Girls. I get the theme song stuck in my head occasionally. It's not available (legally) online, is it?

I went to our local "edition" of Art Miami and hoped I'd run into them. Alas, no. (It was pretty amazing anyway)

I have a sick love for this show's theme song, haha! Yes, it's in my iPod--and I used to really like the old intro with Kristen throwing the flower petals!

[ivygirl]

Thank you PumpkinPK and Sun-Bun for the tips!

I can watch VPR on Hulu but you can't even *stream* GG on Amazon. You have to buy it! I want to watch it again but I don't know that I $20-need to, lol

[Sun-Bun]

For a while someone had uploaded very condensed versions of GG on YouTube, FYI---dunno if those are still up or not, but they were good for a nice fix when I watched them on there a few months ago.((YouTube also had these same condensed-style episodes up of "Southern Charm", "The City", "Miss Advised", "Courtney Loves Dallas", etc...))

So Stassi and Kyle were just on her Snapchat sporting similar turtlenecks and mentioning Steve Jobs, so at least there's no hard feelings there. But I'm assuming that Stassi really needs to up her flirting/dating skills lately because she's coming off as way too intense and hard-edged for any man to dare ask her out and crack that shell. I just wanna tell the gal to just relax and get over herself already: have fun and date a few duds! Extra practice is good if you're supposedly throwing yourself back into the dating game. 

[MVFrostsMyPie]

21 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Does Bravo have a divining rod that magically susses out the most ignorant and inexperienced people in all of California???

Isn't most of the cast not even originally from CA though? Like most of them moved there in their 20s?

[Jextella]

5 minutes ago, MattDuffysCat said:

Isn't most of the cast not even originally from CA though? Like most of them moved there in their 20s?

I believe all but Sheana and Shay are from states other than CA.  

[Carolina Girl]

On 1/9/2017 at 6:56 PM, ScoobieDoobs said:

Idk how Brittany (or anyone) can be in a relationship with Jax.  He's a vile pig.

I don't understand his appeal.  Every time I look at him all I can do is ask myself is how he managed his escape from the Primitive Man diorama at the Museum of Natural History.  

[Silly Angel]

14 hours ago, ivygirl said:

I miss Gallery Girls. I get the theme song stuck in my head occasionally. It's not available (legally) online, is it?

It's on Amazon Video, but you have to pay. I watched the first one inspired by you guys's enthusiasm and then bought the season. Damn you, snarkers!

In spite of the more obvious awfulness of Jax and Schaena in this episode, I think Katie should get the prize for being The Worst. She has horrible judgment and a complete inability to read a room, both of which are exacerbated by copious amounts of tequila and rose. Her steering Kyle to Stassi while pretending hot Karl didn't exist was a slow-mo trainwreck.

Then again, Stassi should know better than to have trusted Katie to help her get laid. And to have worn that bathing suit, which wouldn't have made sense even as a leotard--covered all the wrong parts but was see-through when wet. Just a weird decision.

[tvfanatic13]

I think that Lisa didn't want Lala to quit because no one else was there. She wants one last blowup...

[Judi Sunshine]

On 1/9/2017 at 11:56 PM, ivygirl said:

When Kristen was concerned that she might encounter a luau-like situation, with a whole cooked pig, I got it. I'm not veg and that's... a lot.

I wouldn't even go to luaus when I ate meat! 

So glad to see the non-Jaxes having Brittany's back. She is totally charming and he is lucky to have her. As big a jerk as he can be, I actually would feel very sad for him if he lost her. And I also think she seems like someone who'd be very doting and make all the sandwiches if Jax spent more time treating her well. 

Kristen has been looking downright stunning.

[ghoulina]

21 hours ago, Petunia13 said:

 

If Arianna gets praised for ordering pasta once then I should be lauded for eating carbs 3x a day.

#not all heroes wear capes 

 

But some of us do wear crepes. 

[SFoster21]

4 hours ago, Silly Angel said:

It's on Amazon Video, but you have to pay. I watched the first one inspired by you guys's enthusiasm and then bought the season. Damn you, snarkers!

In spite of the more obvious awfulness of Jax and Schaena in this episode, I think Katie should get the prize for being The Worst. She has horrible judgment and a complete inability to read a room, both of which are exacerbated by copious amounts of tequila and rose. Her steering Kyle to Stassi while pretending hot Karl didn't exist was a slow-mo trainwreck.

Then again, Stassi should know better than to have trusted Katie to help her get laid. And to have worn that bathing suit, which wouldn't have made sense even as a leotard--covered all the wrong parts but was see-through when wet. Just a weird decision.

You know, Stassi was trying to destroy Katy's relationship with Lisa with sly digs and manipulation:  "she didn't even wish me Happy Birthday."

I think Katie was paying her back.

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1 hour ago, SFoster21 said:

You know, Stassi was trying to destroy Katy's relationship with Lisa with sly digs and manipulation:  "she didn't even wish me Happy Birthday."

I think Katie was paying her back.

Katie's "Did you forget she hates you?" look was great though.