The Craziest Real Housewives Relationship Is With Tissues

[Primetimer]

Jordan's not a crackpot. He just believes Westworld has a slight advantage over Real Housewives: Kleenex.

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[chick binewski]

But...does one need real tissues when one can only fake cry? I mean - I'd blame the botox, but does botox actually prevent you from producing tears? Caroline and Jacqueline & Bethenny (in the earlier years for both) were the only women I can recall getting their ugly cry on. Everyone else pokes themselves in the eye pretending to wipe away tears in order to produce actual tears.

Also, does one need real tissues when crying over fake issues i.e. fake illness, boyfriend, engagement, money? Philosophical questions for the ages. In the meantime, this will never not be funny.

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