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7 hours ago, Mu Shu said:

Shannon has become so useless we’re still talking about her ex husbands shitty nude in the woods photos. My guess is that an aspiring photographer took them for free to build their portfolio. I’d be so embarrassed to even take them, let alone show them off as examples of my work. 
 

Shannon needs to be put out to pasture. And I’m saying that in my best whiny schoolmarm Emily voice. 

Completely agree! I've had enough skin tight white pant suits, tears and neurosis from Shannon to last me 10 lifetimes. 

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Tamra is on her social media dumping on Shannon.  She says she’s been the innocent party and Shannon was the mean one.  Did Tamrat forget how she and Vicki plotted and pushed Jeana Keough off the show? Did she forget her part in orchestrating naked wasted?  Did she forget how mean she was to Gretchen? Did she forget how mean she was to Alexis?  Does she remember how mean she was to Shannon her first season?  

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10 hours ago, mbaywife123 said:

well, well, well...Shannon spent Christmas in Cabo San Lucas with her three daughters and her longtime female friend and her adult children. I guess Ms. Beador does not unsderstand the stay at home and non-essential travel orders. Stupid, self centered, ignorant BITCH!

They've all had Covid already.

 

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20 hours ago, OdinO. said:

They've all had Covid already.

 

She can get it again, plus they can still be spreaders. 
 

After all of her sniveling, whining and blaming her daughters for infecting her, this Cabo trip is a terrible move on her part. 

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I suppose Occam’s Razor would dictate that Shannon got her oh-so badly coveted COVID+ diagnosis from her daughters. But let’s not rewrite history and pretend Shannon was living in some kind of bubble from March-July. She was still filming in-person with others, going out to dinner with John and—as others have pointed out—willing to let John back in the house after he’d left (and been exposed to others). I mean, no she wasn’t going to Sturgis like Whitney from SLC, but she was still engaging in some behaviors that the CDC advises against. Ugh I was a Shannon apologist for a long time, but now I’m just fully over her. 

I don’t care for Elizabeth for several reasons, but I won’t hate on her for walking around on camera in a bikini in a more-than-size-2 figure. She said on the show last week (or week before) that she’d lost 30 pounds over the last year and was probably feeling good about herself. No shame in that...
 

...unlike her weird lies about Jimmy, her obsession with money, and her conspiracy-esque ramblings about COVID and Big Pharma. For those, I have no issue shaming her left, right, up and down!

On 12/25/2020 at 9:45 AM, Starlight925 said:

This is what I don't get.  How does a seemingly nice, well-adjusted, handsome guy stand to be around Shannon?  He seems to be a good dad, and a stable sort of guy.  How does he put up with this?

And yes, she was hoping to test positive, just so she could whimper and whine.  Poor me, turn up the histrionics.  Jeez.

I'm Covid-positive as we speak (about a week now).  I have very mild symptoms.  All I did was cancel anything I had planned (haircut, friends, family, isolating myself, etc.), and watched movies and read snark here.  I cannot imagine behaving the way Shannon is.  My friends & family keep texting & calling to find out how I'm doing, sending food deliveries over (very kindly, as I keep telling everyone I'm fine).  I can guarantee my phone would stop ringing if I whimpered & whined a la Shannon.

Hope you are on the mend! Yeah, I’m kinda puzzled about John too. He does seem relatively normal and down to earth.  Why the hell he hitched his wagon to Shannon’s neediness and histrionics is puzzling. I wonder if one (or more) of is his kids wanted to achieve some level of D-list fame and encouraged the relationship? In any case, good luck to him... 

On 12/25/2020 at 10:14 AM, Jel said:

I know living in garages is kind of the done thing on this show, but does John live in a garage? Hub and I paused and rewound a couple of times last episode because his place really looked like a garage, sandwiched between two houses.

LMAO! Thank you I was VERY confused by his house. Does he perhaps live in a ...CASITA? 

On 12/25/2020 at 12:15 PM, Chatty Cake said:

How is it that Braunwyn has this fantastic toned figure despite supposedly drinking nonstop? I know functioning alcoholics still get thru tasks but they don’t usually have a body like that, even if they are thin. 

I do think she probably didn’t eat to compensate for alcohol calories. She is also a runner and one of those nervous/fidgety people so that burns extra calories as well. A lot is genetics though. Braunwyn’s sister posted a montage of pics of Dr Deb” and her husband and her mom actually has the same type of figure—very lean. 

On 12/26/2020 at 8:26 PM, Mu Shu said:

God I hope he didn’t dare to eat any potatoes. 

Or—lord help us—chips and salsa!!! 

21 hours ago, Sweet-tea said:

I think Gina, Elizabeth and Emily are overweight. However, I don’t think Braunwyn has a good figure at all. She is thin but as others have said, so sinewy it’s not attractive. Her stomach looks odd in some scenes. I wonder if she had a tummy tuck. 

IMO Luann from NY has the best body of all the women across the franchise. 

Idk Gina was looking pretty good on that Lake Arrowhead trip. I think the happy relationship weight gain she alluded to in the first episode had started to dissipate by that point. Or maybe she got better at hiding it? She’s got great legs though! 

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2 hours ago, Duke2801 said:

I don’t care for Elizabeth for several reasons, but I won’t hate on her for walking around on camera in a bikini in a more-than-size-2 figure. She said on the show last week (or week before) that she’d lost 30 pounds over the last year and was probably feeling good about

People should be able to wear whatever they like. Even if it isn't flattering. However, these reality folks are here for us to scrutinize, criticize and laugh at. I don't think any of these women look exceptionally bad. They are trying to keep fit and toned for the competition that exists in Orange County.

However, I am SO VERY happy that I haven't had to see the likes of the husbands/boyfriends/SO's in skimpy speedos or shorts (except David Beador). 

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Folks,

We are not debating efficacy of vaccines or covid protocols here.  Discussing Shannon's actions and her reactions to her and her daughters' diagnoses are fine.  Going beyond that to a larger covid debate is not. 

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I thought Elizabeth was dressed fine for the beach.  I just didn't understand why she didn't wear a coverup in the kitchen.  She knew she was on camera.  The others were all more dressed.  She seemed to want to show off in her bikini.  For that reason we can discuss how she looked.

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17 hours ago, Duke2801 said:

I mean, no she wasn’t going to Sturgis like Whitney from SLC, but she was still engaging in some behaviors that the CDC advises against. Ugh I was a Shannon apologist for a long time, but now I’m just fully over her. 

I don’t care for Elizabeth for several reasons, but I won’t hate on her for walking around on camera in a bikini in a more-than-size-2 figure. She said on the show last week (or week before) that she’d lost 30 pounds over the last year and was probably feeling good about herself. No shame in that...
 

...unlike her weird lies about Jimmy, her obsession with money, and her conspiracy-esque ramblings about COVID and Big Pharma. For those, I have no issue shaming her left, right, up and down!

Hold up: Whitney went to Sturgis??!!! OMFG. I don’t know why I’m still surprised when Housewives do stupid stuff but I am a bit taken aback. It’s probably just because we don’t know her as well as, say Ramona, whose partying in the Hamptons didn’t surprise me in the least. Shannon surprises me a bit because her fear (even if overperformed) seemed genuine.

I’m fine with Elizabeth going as skimpy as she wants, but I don’t understand why all her clothes have to be so tragic. Why does she insist on wearing clothing emblazoned with off-brands from Amazon or Tommy stuff that looks straight out of the 90s? She could have worn a plain black skimpy bikini and I wouldn’t feel the need to snark on her (except for, as you pointed out, all the other unrelated things that are snark-worthy about her). Are all her normal clothes locked up in the condo down the road? Is she just misinterpreting the 90s nostalgia in fashion?*

*By “misinterpreting” I mean: Yes, TH did tap Gigi Hadid for a collaboration a few years ago and now she and Bella and Hailey Baldwin and the other it girls are reintroducing Tommy athlesiure to a new generation. That doesn’t make the way Elizabeth is styling it chic or fashionable. 

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17 hours ago, LakeGal said:

I thought Elizabeth was dressed fine for the beach.  I just didn't understand why she didn't wear a coverup in the kitchen.  She knew she was on camera.  The others were all more dressed.  She seemed to want to show off in her bikini.  For that reason we can discuss how she looked.

That's what I didn't understand either....why wasn't she wearing a coverup?  Nothing to do with her body shape.  Even the best of bodies needs a coverup in the kitchen.  I'm in the minority who thinks Elizabeth's body is just fine, but in the kitchen, I just don't want that much flesh next to a gas stove.  🙂

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Lizzy's biggest fashion faux paux is that she stuffs her XL body into a medium. Everything looks painted on and about to burst at the seams. I picture her laying on the bed, sucking it in for all she's worth, using the pliers to pull up her pants zipper 80s style. 

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On 12/30/2020 at 12:19 AM, MrsWitter said:

Hold up: Whitney went to Sturgis??!!! OMFG. I don’t know why I’m still surprised when Housewives do stupid stuff but I am a bit taken aback. It’s probably just because we don’t know her as well as, say Ramona, whose partying in the Hamptons didn’t surprise me in the least. Shannon surprises me a bit because her fear (even if overperformed) seemed genuine.

I’m fine with Elizabeth going as skimpy as she wants, but I don’t understand why all her clothes have to be so tragic. Why does she insist on wearing clothing emblazoned with off-brands from Amazon or Tommy stuff that looks straight out of the 90s? She could have worn a plain black skimpy bikini and I wouldn’t feel the need to snark on her (except for, as you pointed out, all the other unrelated things that are snark-worthy about her). Are all her normal clothes locked up in the condo down the road? Is she just misinterpreting the 90s nostalgia in fashion?*

*By “misinterpreting” I mean: Yes, TH did tap Gigi Hadid for a collaboration a few years ago and now she and Bella and Hailey Baldwin and the other it girls are reintroducing Tommy athlesiure to a new generation. That doesn’t make the way Elizabeth is styling it chic or fashionable. 

I’m sure Elizabeth accumulated lots of great designer fashion during her marriage.  Because she gained weight she probably can’t fit in lots of those things.  She actually reminds me of Sonja Morgan in that she went into a marriage with a very rich man and now she’s divorced and the gravy train had left the station.  That said, I’m sure it’s tough going from rags to riches and back again.

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Oh no - according to Shannon’s instagram, Archie is sick. 🐶

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1 hour ago, nexxie said:

Oh no - according to Shannon’s instagram, Archie is sick. 🐶

Not Archie 😢 He’s the Beador I enjoy.

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On 12/29/2020 at 4:31 PM, LakeGal said:

I thought Elizabeth was dressed fine for the beach.  I just didn't understand why she didn't wear a coverup in the kitchen.  She knew she was on camera.  The others were all more dressed.  She seemed to want to show off in her bikini.  For that reason we can discuss how she looked.

I thought she looked great in a bikini. Watching her stomp around like a trucker was an added bonus. She seems comfortable. After years of hard body Tamra with the immovable boobs splash around naked, I have no problem with a big girl strutting her stuff. 

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Weird but funny internet stuff about Shannon

"Shannon's favorite specialist is Dr. Moon, who has made a few appearances on ‘RHOC.’ On Dr. Moon’s suggestion, Shannon keeps a bowl with nine lemons in the sit-out area of her home. She also uses healing crystals and even has little fragments of jewels in her teeth. Shannon once revealed that the first two jewels had cost her $20,000."

https://www.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/shannon-beador-45905.php

Who writes this stuff? Beador's new wife?🤣

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I have to say it's hilarious that Shannon supposedly threw Tamra under the bus..and how Tamra is pissed.  Who knew it would be Shannon lol

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12 hours ago, itsadryheat said:

Weird but funny internet stuff about Shannon

"Shannon's favorite specialist is Dr. Moon, who has made a few appearances on ‘RHOC.’ On Dr. Moon’s suggestion, Shannon keeps a bowl with nine lemons in the sit-out area of her home. She also uses healing crystals and even has little fragments of jewels in her teeth. Shannon once revealed that the first two jewels had cost her $20,000."

https://www.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/shannon-beador-45905.php

Who writes this stuff? Beador's new wife?🤣

Lol, Shannon is 5’11”? Yeah, I don’t think so 😆 

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I’m going to say something that’s been on my mind, and I’m sure it will come across mean, but I guess I don’t care.  I think that just like everything else in Shannon’s world, she is a hypochondriac about Archie, too.  She acts like he was on his death bed one day.  And now he is fine.  He’s probably the first dog to get a COVID test.

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17 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

I’m going to say something that’s been on my mind, and I’m sure it will come across mean, but I guess I don’t care.  I think that just like everything else in Shannon’s world, she is a hypochondriac about Archie, too.  She acts like he was on his death bed one day.  And now he is fine.  He’s probably the first dog to get a COVID test.

No, not mean at all.  Only if you're saying that it's mean of Shannon to over-dramatize everything in her world, including her poor sweet dog.

Organic headboards?  What does that even mean?  And why buy a headboard for the roommate?  Might the roommate have her own taste, her own headboard?  I bet Sophie can't wait to see Shannon off at the airport when she flies out of "Wyco".

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3 hours ago, geauxaway said:

I’m going to say something that’s been on my mind, and I’m sure it will come across mean, but I guess I don’t care.  I think that just like everything else in Shannon’s world, she is a hypochondriac about Archie, too.  She acts like he was on his death bed one day.  And now he is fine.  He’s probably the first dog to get a COVID test.

She absolutely is a hypochondriac and histrionic. Not mean at all.

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19 hours ago, itsadryheat said:

Who writes this stuff? Beador's new wife?🤣

Haha probably.   That article also has Shannon graduating from the "University of South Carolina" rather than USC.   It also says she met David while at USC except Shannon was about 35/36 when she and David married.   So.....   

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19 minutes ago, Cosmocrush said:

Haha probably.   That article also has Shannon graduating from the "University of South Carolina" rather than USC.   It also says she met David while at USC except Shannon was about 35/36 when she and David married.   So.....   

I live in Georgia and The University of South Carolina calls itself USC. They are often annoyed that USC is the default name for The University of Southern California. The one time they are The “USC” in an article, they ended up with Shannon Beador as an alumnus- that’s got to sting 🤣

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3 hours ago, Stats Queen said:

I live in Georgia and The University of South Carolina calls itself USC. They are often annoyed that USC is the default name for The University of Southern California. The one time they are The “USC” in an article, they ended up with Shannon Beador as an alumnus- that’s got to sting 🤣

And the University of Southern California is probably thrilled that for once Shannon Storms Beador wasn't called an alum of their school.  🤣

But really my point was the author of the article really didn't have their basic facts straight.   You don't have to do anything but have watched the show to know about Shannon and USC because she used to mention it all. the. time.  

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11 minutes ago, Cosmocrush said:

And the University of Southern California is probably thrilled that for once Shannon Storms Beador wasn't called an alum of their school.  🤣

But really my point was the author of the article really didn't have their basic facts straight.   You don't have to do anything but have watched the show to know about Shannon and USC because she used to mention it all. the. time.  

I didn’t intend to diminish your point at all. The article really was so weird, bizarre and badly resourced - I could have written an article that was 150% more accurate just because of my addiction to the RH franchise, and by the way, thank you for reading it in its entirety because I barely got through the first paragraph.

I think we’re in agreement that one USC was probably happy to disassociate itself from one Shannon Storms Beador while another USC was thinking, we already had an awful football season and now you are trying to add to our shame ...

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16 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

I didn’t intend to diminish your point at all. The article really was so weird, bizarre and badly resourced - I could have written an article that was 150% more accurate just because of my addiction to the RH franchise, and by the way, thank you for reading it in its entirety because I barely got through the first paragraph.

I think we’re in agreement that one USC was probably happy to disassociate itself from one Shannon Storms Beador while another USC was thinking, we already had an awful football season and now you are trying to add to our shame ...

No worries, I didn't think you were and I think we are in total agreement - about the article and both USC's 😀

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7 minutes ago, Cosmocrush said:

No worries, I didn't think you were and I think we are in total agreement - about the article and both USC's 😀

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https://realityblurb.com/2021/01/13/shannon-beador-says-she-lost-it-while-filming-reunion-for-rhoc-reveals-whether-she-plans-to-marry-john-janssen/

“While Shannon says that fans have an “explosive” reunion to look forward to, it’s very likely some of the drama will involve her relationship with John, as a few of the ladies were seen discussing on a recent episode. When asked about the current status of their relationship, Shannon says they’re “good” and goes on to explain that the issues she and John were having are normal.”

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16 minutes ago, nexxie said:

https://realityblurb.com/2021/01/13/shannon-beador-says-she-lost-it-while-filming-reunion-for-rhoc-reveals-whether-she-plans-to-marry-john-janssen/

“While Shannon says that fans have an “explosive” reunion to look forward to, it’s very likely some of the drama will involve her relationship with John, as a few of the ladies were seen discussing on a recent episode. When asked about the current status of their relationship, Shannon says they’re “good” and goes on to explain that the issues she and John were having are normal.”

A couple things from this article:

Shannon said

I don’t know if you can detect the hoarseness in my voice, but that is because I lost it at the reunion,” she shared. “There was so much drama and yelling that I had to elevate my voice so that I was heard. So, that’s a big one too, the reunion, it’s good.”

When asked about the current status of their relationship, Shannon says they’re “good” and goes on to explain that the issues she and John were having are normal.

So others were yelling, I’m guessing they were yelling because Shannon only yells. Also, normal to Shannon maybe, but she’s far from normal and beyond exhausting.

🤣🤣🤣

 

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Tamra dishes on Shannon’s drinking, and has ideas about Emily and Kelly. (Dear Bravo, please don’t bring the snake back!)

https://www.allabouttrh.com/2021/01/12/tamra-judge-hints-that-shannon-beador-has-a-drinking-problem-claims-she-and-vicki-gunvalson-protected-shannon-while-on-rhoc-plus-thinks-boring-emily-simpson-needs-to-be-fired/

“Shannon Beador should be demoted to a friend. I think [she’s nothing without the Tres Amigas]. I was worried when both Vicki [Gunvalson] and I were off [the show]. We protected her. We babied her. We covered up for her [and] made sure [a lot of stuff] didn’t come out,” she revealed.

When asked if she thinks Shannon has a drinking problem, Tamra admitted, “Yeah, I do.”

“It comes up every single season. It’s heartbreaking,” Tamra noted. “I did [try to talk to her about it], and I think some of the girls on the current cast have done it as well, and she doesn’t want to hear it. I talked to Braunwyn [Windham-Burke] about it, and Braunwyn’s like, ‘Until she admits it, she’s never going to change.’”

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31 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Tamra dishes on Shannon’s drinking, and has ideas about Emily and Kelly. (Dear Bravo, please don’t bring the snake back!)

https://www.allabouttrh.com/2021/01/12/tamra-judge-hints-that-shannon-beador-has-a-drinking-problem-claims-she-and-vicki-gunvalson-protected-shannon-while-on-rhoc-plus-thinks-boring-emily-simpson-needs-to-be-fired/

“Shannon Beador should be demoted to a friend. I think [she’s nothing without the Tres Amigas]. I was worried when both Vicki [Gunvalson] and I were off [the show]. We protected her. We babied her. We covered up for her [and] made sure [a lot of stuff] didn’t come out,” she revealed.

When asked if she thinks Shannon has a drinking problem, Tamra admitted, “Yeah, I do.”

“It comes up every single season. It’s heartbreaking,” Tamra noted. “I did [try to talk to her about it], and I think some of the girls on the current cast have done it as well, and she doesn’t want to hear it. I talked to Braunwyn [Windham-Burke] about it, and Braunwyn’s like, ‘Until she admits it, she’s never going to change.’”

I’m worried they will bring her back and keep Brownstone. If so, I’m out.

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57 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

I’m worried they will bring her back and keep Brownstone. If so, I’m out.

That really would be a terrible twosome! Even if they get rid of Braunwyn, I’m out if Tamra-The-Snake slithers back into the show.

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1 hour ago, Stats Queen said:

I’m worried they will bring her back and keep Brownstone. If so, I’m out.

I was thinking about that too. It would make sense- they seem committed to horrible Brawnwyn and it gives her a friend...and Tamra is already floating her potential storyline- fighting w Shannon.

Blech.

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1 hour ago, Starlight925 said:

Two words:  Stifler's mom.

Wait a minute.  Stifler's mom has got it going on. Shannon Storms Beador does not.  She looks terrible.  

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5 hours ago, Starlight925 said:

Two words:  Stifler's mom.

 

 

Oh wow. She's a beautiful woman. Why would she do this? So awfully sad looking.

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Did Shannon have work done right before the show? Her face looks really puffy. Also that neck line is doing terrible things to her boobs. I sympathize because because that would be really unflattering on me too, but man Shannon. Learn to work with what you have. She looks terrible.

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She is not a large woman but rather small bone structure. When she puts on weight it goes straight to her middle up to her neck. Her weight sure seems to fluctuate with her putting on weight during filming and then taking it off. This dress makes her look like a barrel. She must have been going for the 60s look with that dress and hair. At least she wasn't in black like her usual outfit of choice. 

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5 hours ago, FozzyBear said:

Did Shannon have work done right before the show? Her face looks really puffy. Also that neck line is doing terrible things to her boobs. I sympathize because because that would be really unflattering on me too, but man Shannon. Learn to work with what you have. She looks terrible.

It looks like she had filler - more on one side than the other if her wonky eyes mean anything.   So, so bad.

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11 hours ago, Starlight925 said:

Two words:  Stifler's mom.

 

 

That’s exactly it! I was staring at this trying to figure out who she looked like because she certainly doesn’t look like herself, yikes! 

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1 hour ago, 65mickey said:

She is not a large woman but rather small bone structure. When she puts on weight it goes straight to her middle up to her neck. Her weight sure seems to fluctuate with her putting on weight during filming and then taking it off. This dress makes her look like a barrel. She must have been going for the 60s look with that dress and hair. At least she wasn't in black like her usual outfit of choice. 

I read something someplace where she said that’s exactly what she was going for- a 60s look. Why, I have no idea, but she seemed to get that it didn’t work out. If I were her, I’d fire her makeup artist and stylist.

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