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S06.E07: The Long Road Home


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On 9/27/2016 at 7:33 PM, CofCinci said:

I'm the Alex Jones of this forum....  I firmly believe that Catelynn received treatment for drugs other than marijuana.  Call me a Boogietown Truther.  She discharged from the facility at midnight because she agreed to do 30 days in rehab to appease MTV as they strong-armed her into treatment.  She wasn't going to do a minute more than the 30 days she agreed to complete.  The truth is out there.  Especially since their attitude towards marijuana hasn't changed in the slightest.  They now have prescriptions for it to legitimize and rationalize their addiction.  If she was serious about mental health recovery, she would have been in treatment longer than 30 days.

"I'm still on Zoloft" -- Rules out Bipolar Disorder.  "Boogietown" with April was not mania or hypomania.  It wasn't marijuana because they smoke that shit all day every day.  Boogietown was a treat.

They're just like their parents.  Narcissist Tyler is Butch v2.0 with nicer toys.  Addict Catelynn is April v2.0 with a paycheck.

Will you marry me @CofCinci?

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Can we petition for Amber to get on 90 Day fiancé? She can find an opportunistic loser who likes to shop just about anywhere. Some hot international guy is probably dying to hit Anderson Indiana and buy tacky furniture and art. And houses,  and cars, and dogs, and sunglasses. Matt really is one of the least attractive people I've ever seen. 

Farrah just seems so desperate to get married. I think she's probably tired of hustling on behalf of her whole family. But she could have accomplished that all by finishing school in Florida, getting a job there (hell, she was a cute gal - she probably could have supported herself as a hostesss if she had worked on better people skills), and found a decent guy there to marry. I'm not sure that she and Simon (and maybe that freaky gal in the salon) aren't in the escort service. They don't even greet each other with a kiss like most dating couples (this week they did a Duggar side hug). There's something very off and shady about that whole deal. 

Cate just keeps getting worse every year. She was always the friendly bubbly one of the bunch. Always the first one in there with support and kind words. Now she's glum and smug. She's still good to people around her, but there's an edge now. And for as bad as her style used to be with the flowers in her hair and old lady clothes, she just continues to look like hell now. Where's the old fun gal? The hair is always in a state of inbetween length and color. Why is it not grown into something by now?! It just looks so dirty. Shallow, I know. Especially compared to Ty's prick style.  But physical appearance can go a long way towards improving your mental health. When I'm feeling grimy or bloated I am miserable. I really believe she'd pick herself up with some self confidence. If she could pull herself together and get a job to get herself out of the house, I think her life would drastically improve. It's ok to admit that you wanted to be a SAHM ... but you were wrong. She seems to love people. Sitting around the house with Tyler, the baby, the phones, and pot is going to kill her. 

Maci is just boring. I think they're making shit up just to have a storyline. I don't worry about them like I do the others. The family is cute, Taylor apparently has a job, Jen and Larry seem committed to her new family, and she's got a nice house in an inexpensive area. And I think they are happy together. I don't see any breakdowns, breakups, and wrangles with the law like a can see with the others.  

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4 hours ago, charmed1 said:

 Matt is a filthy, scummy, deadbeat, sorry excuse for a man, with absolutely no redeeming qualities. Aim higher than the gutter, Amber.

 

But Amber is nothing but gutter trash herself. Redeeming qualities? Amber gets what she gives. And seriously, the girl ain't got nothing to give.  Ain't nobody in their right damn mind signing up for a feeble ass relationship, which is what one would get when they hook up with Amber.

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25 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

But Amber is nothing but gutter trash herself. Redeeming qualities? Amber gets what she gives. And seriously, the girl ain't got nothing to give.  Ain't nobody in their right damn mind signing up for a feeble ass relationship, which is what one would get when they hook up with Amber.

Amber and Matt are what they call "evenly-yoked."

Match made in heaven. 

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How funny was Amber talking about how they have been living on a budget(or whatever she said)  to be able to afford this dream house for boo-boo (or the haters).  That's  some crazy budget new cars  for everyone, Flipping homes. 

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5 minutes ago, imjagain said:

How funny was Amber talking about how they have been living on a budget(or whatever she said)  to be able to afford this dream house for boo-boo (or the haters).  That's  some crazy budget new cars  for everyone, Flipping homes. 

Wasn't that some crazy talk there? I almost threw my damn shoe at the tv as I yelled out "LIAR!!"

Let me see. A budget for Amber and Matt would be:

purchasing the cheaper brand of cat litter

waiting for the end of the week to use ONE bag to pick up the dog shit

saving on toothpaste by not brushing their teeth daily

saving gas by having fast food delivered

no need for vacuuming, thus saving on electricity

taking the pets outside and using the water hose to hose them down instead of taking them to the groomers (saving money and again, gas)

buying Matt the $5,000 watch instead of the $5,999 one

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Leah's hair is always styled so cute when she's at Gary's house.

Why did MTV blur the big picture in Leah's new bedroom?

Why does Amber's brand new couch have a white slipcover on it already? Oh right, they have 7 dogs who aren't housebroken.

Why does Amber's backyard swing set have an infant swing next to the regular ones? Please tell me the previous owners left the swing set behind.

Speaking of dogs, where are Maci's dogs?

There's always a bit of truth behind a joke. Catelynn asks "Aren't you glad now I'm back to help?" Tyler says "Uh, no.... just kidding"

I like that Nova is rear facing. Put clothes on her next time.

I doubt Tyler remembered to take the kitchen garbage out before leaving to AZ. Not only that, I also suspect their house smells of stale smoke and dog shit.

Catelynn got home in April right? She told her therapist it was the 19th. I'll bet big money Catelynn's sobriety ended the next day, on April 20th. 

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8 hours ago, imjagain said:

 

 

7 hours ago, SnarkKitty said:

<3<3 Hugs to you, fellow member of the club no one wants to be a member of... 

Sorry Kitty. :-( Yes, nobody wants to belong to this club. 

8 hours ago, imjagain said:

 I would have thought he was being an ass to production but,  as I've seen production kiss all these woman's ass and  praise them for absolutely nothing,  I'm sure Simon figured they would take care of the truck for their monster Farrah.  Not that I completely understood the problem.  We saw him at the end of the episode taking it back.  Was he waiting for her to get ready? She looked like she came down and was looking for him.  Idk she is just a terrible person.  

 

I've been spending way too much time thinking about the rental truck situation. Here's what I think happened...

Lots of people in reality shows talk about how they have to reenact stuff, reshoot stuff, etc. The HOARDERS people talk about how they have to stop and start a lot during filming so that they can get the lighting right, and how that interferes with filming. I think this probably happened with Farrah's scenes-they had to stop, restart, get the lighting right, reshoot, etc. All of that while Simon was trying to unload and work. This probably put him behind in returning the truck which is why he told THEM to do it. I think the film crew somehow, someway, screwed it up and they cut THAT part of the conversation out, just trying to make Simon look even more like an ass. 

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@mamadramathat makes sense.  He seemed very annoyed.  

When Farrah called him, and asked where he was,    he said something like "I'm taking care of business what the f***do you care? "  I  thought damn something pissed him off,  I usually can't tell if he's awake. 

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This is terrible...I had a book release today. Instead of checking it, however, I literally spent the afternoon goofing around online, reading this board and all the other TEEN MOM OG boards to see what people thought of this weeks' episode, ha ha. I get sucked down the rabbit hole with these fools every single time... (I DID finally check my book stuff. #7 in its horror genre on Amazon. So yay. You can bet your ass, though, that my husband won't run out with my royalties and buy a couch, claiming that "we" earned it. Even though, without him, I would't be able to do it.)

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Congratulations on your book @mamadrama!

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I think this probably happened with Farrah's scenes-they had to stop, restart, get the lighting right, reshoot, etc. All of that while Simon was trying to unload and work. This probably put him behind in returning the truck which is why he told THEM to do it. I think the film crew somehow, someway, screwed it up and they cut THAT part of the conversation out, just trying to make Simon look even more like an ass. 

I think you are positively right on the money with this theory. So much happens and there is not enough time to show all that has happened. And in Farrah's world, we know there is much drama every single minute of the day.  

Throw in the fact Miss Farrah then had to stop filming and of course, moving in and cleaning, to then shower and get glammed up. For what? I don't know, but we do know with Farrah that getting glammed up is a must for any event and it will take her hours.

I do wonder at times though if Simon is just as big an ass to the crew as Farrah. There was the Hawaii vacation where he sat in the vehicle and the crew brought him his bag. Why couldn't he get down and get it? In the end, I don't care how he treats them. I need to see someone give it to them, and since he is doing it, I will just sit back and enjoy it just like when Cory told Dr. Drew what he really thought of the damn reunion shows.

 

I have noticed now that Michael has a girlfriend, he is no longer around to be Farrah's punching bag. Good for him! Go enjoy your life with your honey, Michael.

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42 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

This is terrible...I had a book release today. Instead of checking it, however, I literally spent the afternoon goofing around online, reading this board and all the other TEEN MOM OG boards to see what people thought of this weeks' episode, ha ha. I get sucked down the rabbit hole with these fools every single time... (I DID finally check my book stuff. #7 in its horror genre on Amazon. So yay. You can bet your ass, though, that my husband won't run out with my royalties and buy a couch, claiming that "we" earned it. Even though, without him, I would't be able to do it.)

Congratulations!  

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On 9/27/2016 at 9:50 AM, Snarky McSnarky said:

It is very close to Universal Studios -- technically in Hollywood Hills but just barely.  Still vacant.  Simon will rent it to you for $5,000/mo if you are interested.  The "job" in L.A. she was talking about was her stupid weekly podcast, which abruptly ended after the broadcast where she falsely accused an Uber driver of trying to rape her.  She also thought she should be close to Universal Studios because she was going to be cast in lots of movies.

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3300-Barham-Blvd-102-Los-Angeles-CA-90068/111371921_zpid

I thought it looked familiar. It's not far from where I live (near the Hollywood Bowl) and I drive past it a few times a week when I go out to Burbank. 

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3 hours ago, iheartla said:

Leah's hair is always styled so cute when she's at Gary's house.

Why did MTV blur the big picture in Leah's new bedroom?

Catelynn got home in April right? She told her therapist it was the 19th. I'll bet big money Catelynn's sobriety ended the next day, on April 20th. 

Leah has great hair!  I'll bet there was a Disney poster in her bedroom and it was blurred out.  MTV probably didn't want to get the rights to show the Disney image.  And Disney is very litigious.  

No doubt Catelynn's sobriety ended on 4/20!  

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14 hours ago, iheartla said:

Why does Amber's backyard swing set have an infant swing next to the regular ones? Please tell me the previous owners left the swing set behind.

Even if they didn't, a lot of swing sets come that way. Ours did.

 

14 hours ago, iheartla said:

There's always a bit of truth behind a joke. Catelynn asks "Aren't you glad now I'm back to help?" Tyler says "Uh, no.... just kidding"

I bet Tyler is constantly saying what he really thinks, and then throwing out a "just kidding!" Or an, "I didn't mean YOU" - i.e. the heifer comment. 

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23 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

But Amber is nothing but gutter trash herself. Redeeming qualities? Amber gets what she gives. And seriously, the girl ain't got nothing to give.  Ain't nobody in their right damn mind signing up for a feeble ass relationship, which is what one would get when they hook up with Amber.

Amber knows that the one thing that makes her look good is Matt.  He isn't going anywhere!

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Finally all caught up on this shitty show.

Cate- I feel so bad saying this but she could have passed for Tyler's mom in her scenes.

Maci- We get it, Riiine sucks and planning a weddin' while pregnant with the latest miracle baby is tough. It's the sameness shit every week with her.

Farrah- Didn't understand the moving van fiasco until it was explained not here. I'd feel bad for Simon but he's just as complicit in this relations-uhh whatever the hell these two have going on. Oh and Farrah's awful for having Debra scrub floors while she ate but I laughed bc its Farrah and Debra. Production looked exhausted.

Amber- So instead of making use of what time she had with Leah/Boo Boo/Booger, she skips out on picking Boo Boo up to presumably slump on the couch. Kay. Why can't Amber shack up with Bunkie and ditch Matt. Now THAT would shake up this stale ass show.

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On 9/29/2016 at 7:33 PM, mamadrama said:

This is terrible...I had a book release today. Instead of checking it, however, I literally spent the afternoon goofing around online, reading this board and all the other TEEN MOM OG boards to see what people thought of this weeks' episode, ha ha. I get sucked down the rabbit hole with these fools every single time... (I DID finally check my book stuff. #7 in its horror genre on Amazon. So yay. You can bet your ass, though, that my husband won't run out with my royalties and buy a couch, claiming that "we" earned it. Even though, without him, I would't be able to do it.)

We both have books published on Amazon? Lol. Well, mine are self-published. Which means I have under 1000 sales ... I'm still proud!!

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33 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

We both have books published on Amazon? Lol. Well, mine are self-published. Which means I have under 1000 sales ... I'm still proud!!

I actually have 32 books published. If you count the coloring book, don't know if it qualifies, I had 3 books released in Sept. It has been a busy time. I make my living as an author. ?self-pubbed or not, you still wrote a book! I have 3 self-pubbed books and one of them made the USA Today bestseller's list last year, so hang in there! 

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On September 29, 2016 at 6:33 PM, mamadrama said:

This is terrible...I had a book release today. Instead of checking it, however, I literally spent the afternoon goofing around online, reading this board and all the other TEEN MOM OG boards to see what people thought of this weeks' episode, ha ha. I get sucked down the rabbit hole with these fools every single time... (I DID finally check my book stuff. #7 in its horror genre on Amazon. So yay. 

Holy cow that's awesome!  Are your initials DFM?  If not let me know.  I want to buy your book!

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4 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

Holy cow that's awesome!  Are your initials DFM?  If not let me know.  I want to buy your book!

It is #1 now, but that is in its genre, not all of Amazon. ? I write ghost stories and mysteries. If you want to PM me I can share. 

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1 hour ago, jacksgirl said:

Late to the party. Only comment after reading all 4 pages.  No child Leah's age needs Netflix in their room .

Especially when the child is only there 4 days a month, and not even that some months.  It's too bad that Amber doesn't want to fill up those short visits with fun things that actually include her interacting with Leah. I guess Amber figures that Leah needs something to keep her busy all morning while she sleeps until noon.

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Maci:  Her presence on this show is a formality at this point.  She's settled, in a good relationship, is a good mom, has adorable children, has good relationships with her parents, etc.  To get that MTV paycheck she has to play along which means more talk about Ryan and how busy her life is.  *shrug*  I think her relationship with Jen and Larry is very sweet.  They seem to really care about her, Taylor and her new kids, and it appears to be more than just wanting to get along for Bentley's sake.  It amazes me that Ryan is such a loser, having been raised by these two loving and sensible people.  I can think of no logical explanation as to why he is still so coddled at almost 30.  I mean, seriously, this goes beyond normal overparenting.  He has always been lazy and unmotivated, can't blame the car accident for that.  And I don't think Maci is "just" figuring out that he's an overgrown child who doesn't really care about Bentley -- she's been saying it for years but needs a story line, guys.  This is it.  Ryan doesn't do himself any favors and depending how much $$ he gets for his appearances on the show, probably doesn't even mind getting badmouthed on national tv.  You'd think it would be a wake-up call, frankly.  You'd think he'd be embarrassed. 

Amber:  Lazy woman with mouth-breathing grifter buys a boring suburban home.  She's another one who doesn't have much going on so she resorts to the same tired stuff.  She is the female version of Ryan:  only wants to parent when it's interesting and she feels like getting off the couch.  Perfectly content to let others do the heavy lifting but still thinks she's the best and deserves everything.

Catelynn:  I think for her to have had any real shot in life she needed to move away from everyone and build a new life.  She's repeating the same mistakes that her mother made.  It's sad, really.  I think she needed real therapy after she gave Carly up for adoption but never got it, so in her misery she latched on to Tyler and thought that having a replacement child would ease her suffering.  Clearly she is worse than ever and is turning to drugs. 

Farrah:  What a shitshow.  The townhouse is cute but I'd never rent from people like this.  I can't decide if Simon is her pimp or if they are in the webcam business together or what the deal is, really.  She doesn't need him for a story line, but probably thinks that she does.  He's as much of a loser as Matt, Ryan and the rest.  Unlike Amber and Maci (who are actually not insane) I can't imagine that dealing with Farrah during filming would be worth whatever paltry paycheck MTV gives him.  I don't mind him  giving the producers major shit.  All of them kiss ass to keep their cash cows happy and deserve whatever comes their way.  I really can't stand the producers even though it seems nuts to despise people who are technically behind the scenes.  They are just so annoying.

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On 9/27/2016 at 2:38 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

Maci is boring boring boring, and she's another one who has to live everyone else's life for them. Ryan is Ryan. Take him as he is, he is never going to be what you think he should be. Jesus, why should he be invited to a one year old's birthday? What grown man wants to do that for someone else's kid? I'm truly baffled by this.

Well, Ryan said that he would have attended Jayde's party if he would have been invited.  LOL.  He actually seemed a bit miffed that he wasn't when he had that conversation with his parents.  He's also stated that he wants to attend Maci and Taylor's wedding and as a joke-that's-not-really-a-joke said that he will crash it if he's not invited.  Who is that desperate to attend their ex's wedding?  It's odd and baffling.

There is debate as to whether or not Ryan is a grown man, however.

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Larry even kissed Taylor when they announced the engagement. I don't think they're all pretending to love each other. I think there's also the unusual circumstance of Maci being a teenager and their own son being a prick when Bentley was born. There's a protective feeling they probably have that most in-laws don't usually have - to the point of even staying in their lives long after a breakup. 

Do we know what Larry's occupation is? He seems less interested in the coddling of Ryan that Jen does. She tries to quietly shut him up every time he starts in on Ryan. Was he away a lot during Ryan's upbringing? That would explain Ryan and Jen being so close with him as an only child. That said, I was a major coddler with my kids, but what adult man doesn't do his own laundry? My kids both started it themselves as teenagers because who wants mommy to still see their underwear? And they made sandwiches. And they had jobs. And they moved out. Not into lavish living, but they wanted to be with friends after college and not us. 

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19 minutes ago, EmeraldGirl said:

Larry even kissed Taylor when they announced the engagement. I don't think they're all pretending to love each other. I think there's also the unusual circumstance of Maci being a teenager and their own son being a prick when Bentley was born. There's a protective feeling they probably have that most in-laws don't usually have - to the point of even staying in their lives long after a breakup. 

Do we know what Larry's occupation is? He seems less interested in the coddling of Ryan that Jen does. She tries to quietly shut him up every time he starts in on Ryan. Was he away a lot during Ryan's upbringing? That would explain Ryan and Jen being so close with him as an only child. That said, I was a major coddler with my kids, but what adult man doesn't do his own laundry? My kids both started it themselves as teenagers because who wants mommy to still see their underwear? And they made sandwiches. And they had jobs. And they moved out. Not into lavish living, but they wanted to be with friends after college and not us. 

Ryan was always douchey and immature, but he didn't used to be lazy and sluggish. During 16&Pregnant and early seasons of Teen Mom he lived alone, worked full time, managed his bills etc. I think 1. After he lost his job and moved back home it was easier for him to stay there because his Mom helped a lot with Bentley (did most of the heavy lifting) and 2. He was injured during that crash and suffered a TBI. I've seen instances (even in my own extended family) where someone suffers a TBI from an accident etc, and although they don't need long term care (they still maintain their mobility and speech etc), but they are NEVER "quite right" again. If you combine Jen'a mothering style along with a possible TBI I can see why Ryan has regressed so. A lot of times there is a relative who spends their entire life living in "so and so's basement", yes some of the time people are just lazy but I think with Ryan it's a combo of lazy, and a TBI (and/or drug abuse of some kind, but I don't think Jen and Larry would allow drugs around Bentley so I'm guessing the former). 

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Ryan and Amber, imagine them being a couple. Both lethargic, lying around on couches and beds. Only mustering enough energy to fight about who will order food in and who will pick up the dog shit.

I don't mind Maci's relationship with Larry and Jen. We live in a world where there are a lot of people who have children outside of marriage or have relationships/marriages fizzle. Maci wanted her relationship with Ryan to work. She tried until she realized it wasn't going anywhere. In that time, she obviously maintained a good relationship with Larry and Jen. They are Bentley's grandparents. Too many times it is grandparents who lose out on time with their grandchildren when their children are in broken relationships. I give props to Maci for keeping that relationship. Those two treat her like a daughter.  I may not like Maci, but she is not out to hurt Ryan (the way Kail is towards Jo), she is blessed to have Larry and Jen in her life (not like the faux relationship Farrah maintains with Derrick's dad), and she is a loving mother. Better than Kail, Amber, Farrah in that department.

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Yeah, I don't understand the confusion. One really good thing about Maci is that she's maintained her relationship with Ryan's parents and lets Bentley spend a lot of time with them. Bentley is never going to have questions or resentment about Maci keeping him from Ryan. He'll know exactly what happened, and why, because he has unfettered contact with both sides of his family. Personally, I didn't have kids with my ex, and while I don't keep in touch with him, I still talk to his parents every couple of months. They've known me since I was a ditzy 17  year old, and have a sort of parental pride in me, and we all love each other as individuals.  It happens, you don't just stop loving someone just because the initial tie you had to them dissolves. 

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3 hours ago, LilaFowler said:

Well, Ryan said that he would have attended Jayde's party if he would have been invited.  LOL.  He actually seemed a bit miffed that he wasn't when he had that conversation with his parents.  He's also stated that he wants to attend Maci and Taylor's wedding and as a joke-that's-not-really-a-joke said that he will crash it if he's not invited.  Who is that desperate to attend their ex's wedding?  It's odd and baffling.

I think Ryan is constantly looking for girls to hook up with and he knows Maci has a lot of cute, young friends.

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Ryan usually looks baked to me. I guess it is possible he has a TBI, but I think there is a good chance that his laziness and lack of motivation is a combination of immaturity, being spoiled/babied his entire life, and smoking a ton of weed (and/or possibly other drugs and drinking).

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1 hour ago, starfire said:

Ryan usually looks baked to me. I guess it is possible he has a TBI, but I think there is a good chance that his laziness and lack of motivation is a combination of immaturity, being spoiled/babied his entire life, and smoking a ton of weed (and/or possibly other drugs and drinking).

He should go over to Cate and Tyler's. He can crash there and enjoy the weed.

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6 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

He should go over to Cate and Tyler's. He can crash there and enjoy the weed.

Plus he could enjoy being the third adult in the house to totally ignore Nova.

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Ryan and Amber, imagine them being a couple. Both lethargic, lying around on couches and beds. Only mustering enough energy to fight about who will order food in and who will pick up the dog shit.

Dying laughing.  These two would be too lazy to ever even have sex together.

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4 hours ago, blubld43 said:

Dying laughing.  These two would be too lazy to ever even have sex together.

Do we think Amber and Matt are getting it on?  I just don't see it.  For me they're right up there with Cate and Tyler as giving off NO sexual heat at all. 

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While she sleeps the day away, he's down in his basement man cave watching porn on the big screen. The yappy dogs alert him and it gives him enough time to clear the screen and delete if Amber's coming down.  Tyler most likely has the same set up. 

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3 hours ago, CofCinci said:

While she sleeps the day away, he's down in his basement man cave watching porn on the big screen. The yappy dogs alert him and it gives him enough time to clear the screen and delete if Amber's coming down.  Tyler most likely has the same set up. 

Horrifying visual, but likely true.

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4 hours ago, CofCinci said:

While she sleeps the day away, he's down in his basement man cave watching porn on the big screen. The yappy dogs alert him and it gives him enough time to clear the screen and delete if Amber's coming down.  Tyler most likely has the same set up. 

Agree. I will add he is likely on the internet having online sex chats and trying to score via Ashley Madison or some cheap knock off site.

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23 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

Do we think Amber and Matt are getting it on?  I just don't see it.  For me they're right up there with Cate and Tyler as giving off NO sexual heat at all. 

Just the sight of him disrobing at the tattoo shop made me gag. Little imaginary squiggly green stink lines started popping up on my tv. I absolutely cannot imagine him doing the do. My mind just can't open that door. It's locked in some room with Mr. Rochester's wife in Jane Eyre. I mean clearly, he's had sex, based on the village of children he's left behind, but Amber kisses him like she's being forced to. She doesn't seem the least bit attracted to him.

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On 9/29/2016 at 5:32 PM, iheartla said:

Why does Amber's backyard swing set have an infant swing next to the regular ones? Please tell me the previous owners left the swing set behind.

I think that's the case.  Sadly, I can't help but wonder if Matt might be trying to persuade Amber into having his baby in a desperate attempt to secure his spot in her life.

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normally the card Tyler gave Cate would make a wife cry, but you could tell Cate wasnt buying it. It seemed like a card Tyler wrote to show how great he is, more than for Cate.

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Just now, EDTV said:

normally the card Tyler gave Cate would make a wife cry, but you could tell Cate wasnt buying it. It seemed like a card Tyler wrote to show how great he is, more than for Cate.

she doesn't seem very into his "romantic" shtick;  she hadn't even read the card when they were headed to the horses!

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I couldn't get over the ginormous canvas print  of JFK's face at the top of Amber's upper class staircase.  Not gonna lie, that shit would freak me the f out in the dark!  What was that about anyway?  Maybe be was the president when Matt was born?  It's because they are both from Boston?  I just don't get it! Their decorating is awful, awful, awful!!!!!

Amber and Matt's house has the same decorator as Joey Tribbiani's house after he got the Days of Our Lives job.

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I couldn't get over the ginormous canvas print  of JFK's face at the top of Amber's upper class staircase.  Not gonna lie, that shit would freak me the f out in the dark!  What was that about anyway?  Maybe be was the president when Matt was born?  It's because they are both from Boston?  I just don't get it! Their decorating is awful, awful, awful!!!!!

Matt probably put that print on the wall as a reminder to Amber that she will be found one day with a bullet in her head if she ever leaves him.

 

On 10/3/2016 at 2:14 PM, CofCinci said:

Did anyone ever check his info with the Ashley Madison data dump?

"That was before you, babe."

I am so not internet savvy. I was lucky to have found Kail's driving records. What does this mean?

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