Russ and Paola: You're the Only Juan for Me

[4leafclover]

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 Does every IG post have to show you with your arse hanging out?

It's for her "ca-REAR!"   ; )

[Arwen Evenstar]

1 hour ago, 4leafclover said:

It's for her "ca-REAR!"   ; )

That was most excellent 

[bethster2000]

On 8/9/2017 at 6:34 PM, Desert Rat said:

He should be padding his 401k and coaching T-ball.

LOL, I love this.  Not a huge fan of Russ, but you hit the nail square on the head with this.

[brillia79]

On 8/10/2017 at 11:18 AM, Desert Rat said:

I think he expected she would do modeling, like say, Heidi Klum, for example.  He did not expect her to strip, do soft porn, or escorting.  

He was only lying to himself.

Citizen Kane.

[bethster2000]

15 hours ago, brillia79 said:

Citizen Kane.

Yes.  And instead of building an opera house, he'll build His Spicy Latina her own hair extensions/bikini waxing salon.

[Arwen Evenstar]

55 minutes ago, bethster2000 said:

Yes.  And instead of building an opera house, he'll build His Spicy Latina her own hair extensions/bikini waxing salon.

That would be far more respectable as far as Russ is concer than  photographs of her with her arse hanging out all over the place.

[bethster2000]

I've watched the music video a couple of times now.  I really like reggaeton and I was curious.  Pao just looks straight-up slutty in it.  Not sexy.  Not pretty.  Just skanky.  Does she own anything that doesn't go up the crack of her ass?

I wonder if Russ was a virgin when he met her.  It would explain a lot.

[StitchPunk]

1 hour ago, bethster2000 said:

I wonder if Russ was a virgin when he met her.  It would explain a lot.

How? 

[Arwen Evenstar]

I'm married to a Puerto Rican, so I'm well acquainted with reggaeton and rather fond of it.  Not all of the videos are trashy, and not all of the girls in them are showing their ass crack.  In many of the videos, they are wearing skirts or tight pants. You don't have to grind when you dance reggaeton; do the moves, but put some distance between the two of you.   Mr E and I might grind in private, but we wouldn't do it in public, and we are far from prudish.

Paola could have kept it classy by putting on a little more fabric and putting a little more distance between her and her dance partners.

[Former Nun]

On 8/10/2017 at 0:12 PM, Palomar said:

I wonder if Russ would have brought her back and married her if he knew she would give an ultimatum (and it is) that she was moving to Miami with or without him. 

I wonder if Russ would have brought her back and married her if he had met her in church and she dressed conservatively (his opinion of conservatively) every time they were together.  I don't know where they met but I wouldn't be surprised if it was the beach.

[Former Nun]

On 7/6/2017 at 6:33 PM, guilfoyleatpp said:

I totally get the weirdness and awkwardness of your full grown son bringing home a foreign bride, but his mom has shit face from the moment Paola walks in. She doesn't need to speak English to understand that. 

Paola had her CAREER.  Russ's mother had strict rules that WILL BE OBEYED (for life...by everyone).

[biakbiak]

8 hours ago, Former Nun said:

.  I don't know where they met but I wouldn't be surprised if it was the beach.

He was working in Colombia and they met at a party.

[spankydoll]

On ‎8‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 7:45 PM, Desert Rat said:

So where is that boundary, Paolo?

Her legs are bruised like Lindsay Lohan. I don't think that what she is doing translates to English as the word "Modeling". She's a cautionary tale now...

[Desert Rat]

1 hour ago, spankydoll said:

Her legs are bruised like Lindsay Lohan. I don't think that what she is doing translates to English as the word "Modeling". She's a cautionary tale now...

Wow.  I had not noticed the bruising.  Dang.

[Ivanova]

Don't know if it was posted yet. The music video in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e-yMaGtOvw

[4leafclover]

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 Russ's mother had strict rules that WILL BE OBEYED (for life...by everyone).

I have no problem with that.  It is her home, after all.  Russ and Paola didn't agree so they stayed elsewhere, which is what anyone should do if they don't agree with the house rules.  

[sleepyjean]

Serious question: what is going on with Paola's rear end?

Edited August 15, 2017 by sleepyjean

[ChaChaSlide]

8 minutes ago, sleepyjean said:

Serious question: what is going on with Paola's rear end?

Looks like she needs to re-up on what ever is in her butt. Paola obviously had the "Colombian Beauty Queen" plastic surgery special done way before she met Russ: nose job, lip fillers, breast implants, butt injections or implants, and lipo. I would LOVE to see how she looked before the age of 15 (which is probably around the time she kicked her body modifications off with Quinceañera breast implants) 

[Desert Rat]

2 hours ago, Ivanova said:

Don't know if it was posted yet. The music video in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e-yMaGtOvw

pure trash. Russ, now you know the real Paola.  She is beneath you and she will not change. Get out before it's too late, like she gets pregnant and brings a kid into this mess of a marriage.  Find a woman who respects you and has the same values.  

[spankydoll]

3 hours ago, ChaChaSlide said:

Looks like she needs to re-up on what ever is in her butt. Paola obviously had the "Colombian Beauty Queen" plastic surgery special done way before she met Russ: nose job, lip fillers, breast implants, butt injections or implants, and lipo. I would LOVE to see how she looked before the age of 15 (which is probably around the time she kicked her body modifications off with Quinceañera breast implants) 

Maybe that's why her bottom was blurred out? 

[Arwen Evenstar]

13 hours ago, Desert Rat said:

pure trash. Russ, now you know the real Paola.  She is beneath you and she will not change. Get out before it's too late, like she gets pregnant and brings a kid into this mess of a marriage.  Find a woman who respects you and has the same values.  

Oh, that video was pretty tame compared to most reggaton videos. 

Im sure Russ would prefer that one to something like this. No nudity, but it's def spicy.

Edited August 15, 2017 by Arwen Evenstar

[Desert Rat]

4 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Oh, that video was pretty tame compared to most reggaton videos. 

Im sure Russ would prefer that one to something like this. No nudity, but it's def spicy.

 

I admit that reggaton is not my thing.  Only a hunch, but I bet it's not Russ's thing either.  This couple is a complete mismatch.  

In these reggaton videsos, there are a bunch of sloppy,  overweight, pomp-styled guys who put a few words to music.  Stupid sayings, like Paola's video, "hoy se bebe."  Yeah, that's poetic.  Somehow these loser, homely guys are able to talk these attractive, scantily-clad girls into strutting and grinding in these music videos.   I just don't appreciate the genre. 

[Arwen Evenstar]

1 hour ago, Desert Rat said:

I admit that reggaton is not my thing.  Only a hunch, but I bet it's not Russ's thing either.  This couple is a complete mismatch.  

In these reggaton videsos, there are a bunch of sloppy,  overweight, pomp-styled guys who put a few words to music.  Stupid sayings, like Paola's video, "hoy se bebe."  Yeah, that's poetic.  Somehow these loser, homely guys are able to talk these attractive, scantily-clad girls into strutting and grinding in these music videos.   I just don't appreciate the genre. 

It's not for everyone. There's other genres I don't care for, either..

[Drogo]

22 hours ago, Ivanova said:

Don't know if it was posted yet. The music video in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e-yMaGtOvw

Is that the exact same footage at 2:32 and 2:52?

[mamadrama]

So Pao has been in 2 videos then? The "Kompa" song and the "Hoy Se Bebe" one? 

[Desert Rat]

9 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

So Pao has been in 2 videos then? The "Kompa" song and the "Hoy Se Bebe" one? 

Yes, and for this "career" Russ is expected to sacrifice his actual career as an educated, highly-skilled engineer. 

[mamadrama]

6 minutes ago, Desert Rat said:

Yes, and for this "career" Russ is expected to sacrifice his actual career as an educated, highly-skilled engineer. 

But...but...she's a successful model! Just think about HER! 

Oy. Russ needs to cut his losses and move on.

[magemaud]

On 8/15/2017 at 1:33 AM, spankydoll said:

On 8/14/2017 at 10:23 PM, ChaChaSlide said:

Looks like she needs to re-up on what ever is in her butt. Paola obviously had the "Colombian Beauty Queen" plastic surgery special done way before she met Russ: nose job, lip fillers, breast implants, butt injections or implants, and lipo. I would LOVE to see how she looked before the age of 15 (which is probably around the time she kicked her body modifications off with Quinceañera breast implants) 

Maybe that's why her bottom was blurred out? 

Over on page 9 of the Social Media forum is a photo of her wearing extremely uncomfortable looking thong-like Daisy Dukes that barely cover her ass, and there were comments about her right butt cheek having a weird looking, flattened section. 

Edited August 17, 2017 by magemaud

[Landlord]

Since the thread for tonight's ep is still locked (@Drogo hint hint!) guess I'll post this here.
Paola saying she did not want to call Russ on the spot so it would not... Wait, let me rewind to hear that again...

'I didn't want to do it in front of everyone, I didn't want to show the drama'

Good job not showing the drama, numb nuts lol!

[peaceknit]

@Drogo, can you open the current episode? it says it won't open until 8/29 ??

[Adeejay]

Paolo, in response to your question as to whether you look like a slut, I hate to say it, but yeah, you do. 

[Landlord]

Just now, Adeejay said:

Paolo, in response to your question as to whether you look like a slut, I hate to say it, but yeah, you do. 

Russ should get a medal for his diplomacy when he managed to reply "I don't want you to be!", I cheered for him. If I wasn't married, I would want a guy like that.

[Awfarmington]

The scene on the bed with Russ- Her hair looked terrible. Bleaching and extensions have caused so much obvious breakage. She needs to give her hair time to recover and go back to her natural color. 

[Landlord]

2 minutes ago, Swim mom said:

What, exactly, does Pao think a slut looks like? Please, someone, send me a picture of an outfit that Pao would say no to.

I googled slut. Just for kicks. All those poor girls from the search results are wearing more clothes than Pao.  Also, PIzza slut is a thing. Had to share.

[spankydoll]

1 hour ago, Awfarmington said:

The scene on the bed with Russ- Her hair looked terrible. Bleaching and extensions have caused so much obvious breakage. She needs to give her hair time to recover and go back to her natural color. 

She was stunning when she has dark hair. I don't get her end game at all. Does she want to shoot videos until she hooks a successful musician? Does she think that she will end up in Vogue magazine? That probably isn't happening. 

[Awfarmington]

1 minute ago, spankydoll said:

She was stunning when she has dark hair. I don't get her end game at all. Does she want to shoot videos until she hooks a successful musician? Does she think that she will end up in Vogue magazine? That probably isn't happening. 

At this rate, maybe her end game is women's Rogain. 

[Desert Rat]

3 hours ago, spankydoll said:

She was stunning when she has dark hair. I don't get her end game at all. Does she want to shoot videos until she hooks a successful musician? Does she think that she will end up in Vogue magazine? That probably isn't happening. 

You misspelled definitely.

[Raja]

5 hours ago, Desert Rat said:

You misspelled definitely.

I don't know the slut reality star's idol Kim Kardashion has at least four covers

[Gigglepuff]

Oh, Pao...you've rovided some great quotes this episode. 

While twirling in an outfit made up of black straps which crisscrossed her body, "What do you think? Too much?"

 

Then later, to Russ, explaining why she must wear sexy outfits, "Because you married with a sexy woman!" 

 

"I'm not going to get any gigs, like a girl next door, like a teenage or something....I'm a mature woman."  

 

I lol'd at Russ' response, "Stay classy." 

Edited August 22, 2017 by Gigglepuff

[Desert Rat]

53 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

 

I lol'd at Russ' response, "Stay classy." 

Russ doesn't really seem upset does he?  I mean, he says repeatedly he does not want her posing in lingerie because it's against his values.  But his affect is flat.  Where is the yelling, the passion, the emotion?  Fgs Russ, your wife is a video ho and looks like a skank.  And the best you can muster is, I told you honey, lingerie is just for my eyes, you crossed the line.  Maybe Russ doesn't really care about Paola or that she looks like a slut.  Maybe his objections to lingerie are made up drama. Maybe Russ is a very bad actor.  

[Raja]

1 hour ago, Desert Rat said:

Russ doesn't really seem upset does he?  I mean, he says repeatedly he does not want her posing in lingerie because it's against his values.  But his affect is flat.  Where is the yelling, the passion, the emotion?  Fgs Russ, your wife is a video ho and looks like a skank.  And the best you can muster is, I told you honey, lingerie is just for my eyes, you crossed the line.  Maybe Russ doesn't really care about Paola or that she looks like a slut.  Maybe his objections to lingerie are made up drama. Maybe Russ is a very bad actor.  

I agree, to bad there wasn't a before the 90 Days for them. I bet her being a Freak in the street, to turn around the Ludacris Grammy winning rap is what attracted him for first contact 

[spankydoll]

On ‎8‎/‎14‎/‎2017 at 9:41 PM, Ivanova said:

Don't know if it was posted yet. The music video in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e-yMaGtOvw

That dress in the video. What in the hell? It looks like her tampon string is hanging down. The guy with the beard in the baseball cap is hot!

[checker]

On ‎23‎.‎08‎.‎2017 at 2:31 AM, spankydoll said:

That dress in the video. What in the hell? It looks like her tampon string is hanging down. The guy with the beard in the baseball cap is hot!

I guess the guys were oblivious to that to that when they picked out that dress for her.  Which guy is hot? Grey tank top?

Tony Skits is in there too ("Yo, I'm Dominican" cap"). He directed both Paola videos, lives in Miami, and is partially represented by A Dream Group models . http://www.adreamgroup.com/# They do social nightlife marketing ? and rent out video hoes, fitness and lingerie models ("talent") .  It looks to be the type of modelling Paola's unrealistically aiming for.

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, checker said:

I guess the guys were oblivious to that to that when they picked out that dress for her.  Which guy is hot? Grey tank top?

Tony Skits is in there too ("Yo, I'm Dominican" cap"). He directed both Paola videos, lives in Miami, and is partially represented by A Dream Group models . http://www.adreamgroup.com/# They do social nightlife marketing ? and rent out video hoes, fitness and lingerie models ("talent") .  It looks to be the type of modelling Paola's unrealistically aiming for.

I think Paola could easily have success as a video ho, unfortunately the shelf life is not that long.  The fitness modeling will not happen for her but lingerie and conventions could very well be her niche, she is curvy and does not mind wearing dental floss like bathing suits for the sake of her career.

[funky-rat]

I looked at that spot on her posterior as best I could.  It almost looked like a birthmark.  I wonder if she has scarring or something there causing it?

[checker]

11 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I think Paola could easily have success as a video ho, unfortunately the shelf life is not that long.  The fitness modeling will not happen for her but lingerie and conventions could very well be her niche, she is curvy and does not mind wearing dental floss like bathing suits for the sake of her career.

Exactly. Only in her dreams does she resemble the "talents" on that page.

[spankydoll]

That flashback! Pao was gorgeous with the dark hair 

[jaybird2]

why can't we post on the 'tell all' thread?

[kacesq]

9 minutes ago, jaybird2 said:

why can't we post on the 'tell all' thread?

It opens when the show ends.

[jaybird2]

Just now, kacesq said:

It opens when the show ends.

oh, thanks....the housewives are open before the show