S08.E22: Reunion Part 2

[Tara Ariano]

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Part 2 of 3. A reunion continues with the Big Apple ladies. Here, Bethenny gets emotional about her life situation, Dorinda addresses her inclination to meddle, and the group zeros in on the saga revolving around Tom.

[Ellee]

Sonja:  Let me talk.....I have all the dirt to dish.... and resentment, too.

Dorinda:  Not me....what did I say or do?  I don't like to stir things up.  I don't meddle.  Not at ...ugh....all.

LuLu:  I'm getting marr-eeeeeddddd.

[Ellee]

Tom, Tom, Tom.....MY Tom would do that all the time....oh....and draw this little heart thing on me!

Edited September 6, 2016 by Ellee

[Ellee]

PIN-OT GRIG-I-OOOOOOO

[KungFuBunny]

1 hour ago, Ellee said:

Sonya:   This is how I said hello to Tom for 10 years. I was at the ready with a hand job and this was our meet and greet at discreet UES locales. I can prove it, I now have carpel tunnel syndrome.

Dorinda:   I have a very good espanation. That wahs a Splenda pack that expoded on da caffee tabul  with a schtraw and ray sur nex to it. Yoo schee, I was putting swee ner in mah caffee and the packette expoded.Pschaw Pow!!  I was using a ray sur bade to scape lay bullz oaf sum new bah-ses and the schtraw to blow the little dussy figh bras away. See, I don do coke ayne.

Luanne’s left hand (partial crop because we are PG13) She’s giving Bethenny the finger Fuck You and hey Andy…I’m getting MARRRIIIEEED look at my ring!

[Ellee]

ROFL, I love your Dorinda-speak, KFBunny!!!

[Lisin]

Ok guys, the show isn't until tomorrow. Lets keep the "First Looks" type posts in that topic and leave this one until the episode actually airs. Thanks! 

[KungFuBunny]

8 minutes ago, Ellee said:

ROFL, I love your Dorinda-speak, KFBunny!!!

Tchschanks, Ewl-lie!

Wahrs ma mah-tee-neh with exschrah ell-offs?

[ElDosEquis]

21 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Tchschanks, Ewl-lie!

Wahrs ma mah-tee-neh with exschrah ell-offs?

Your drink, Ma'am.

 

And may I ask from where you originally hail?  From you accent, I'd venture a guess you are from Slur-vakia?

[100PercentPain]

"Bethenny gets emotional about her life situation."

Ugh. Do we have to? Again? 

Let's do this, I guess. 

Edited September 7, 2016 by 100PercentPain

[Gam2]

Please, no. Let's not do this again. Go away, Bethenny. Spare us, please! Just go spend your millions, abuse other people and give your child to Jason and his parents so she might just have a chance at a normal life. Maybe. Perhaps. My heart does break for that sweet little girl.

[ryebread]

Pity Jules is gone after this season.  I just saw on the preview for Part 2, she delivers the one, perfect, succinct statement of all the HWs this season. 

Tonight, when Beth accuses her of being on the show to get a divorce, Jules cries:

"What is wrong with you, Bethenny?"

Indeed.  Because something is wrong with Bethenny.  Terribly, terribly wrong, deep down in her soul. 

I think she is beyond help.

[LIMOM]

Yes,  both Jules and Dorinda standing up to the nasty bitches.

carole being reminded that she could be Jules mother lol

[whydoievencare]

All Bethenny says is "I can say what I want!!!!" - well sure, if you want to come across as an unfeeling pitbull of a bitch.  Edited to add:   It reminds me of Cartman's "I can do what I want!!!!"  

 

She is the most vile person of all the HW shows - she's ugly to everybody but everybody should feel sorry for her because she was "raised by wolves".  It's all about Bethenny all the time.  I can't stand her.

And also, what the fuck is wrong with Carole Radziwill - such a Bethenny follower and such a bitch.  

Edited September 8, 2016 by whydoievencare
Bethenny reminds me of Cartman

[LIMOM]

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Clueless individuals.

[ryebread]

2 minutes ago, whydoievencare said:

She is the most vile person of all the HW shows - she's ugly to everybody but everybody should feel sorry for her because she was "raised by wolves".  It's all about Bethenny all the time.  I can't stand her.

I often end up giving the Most Hated Housewife the benefit of the doubt.  Camille, Kelly, Aviva, YOLANDA. Heh.  But I honestly can't imagine ever seeing anything redeeming about Bethenny. 

She could join a convent, open an animal shelter and spend every weekend feeding the homeless.  I'd still think she was doing all those things for a reason to benefit Bethenny. 

[TexasGal]

Wait - how come Ramona didn't violate GIRL CODE by going out four or five times with Sonja's "lover?"  How come that's ok but Lu should wear a scarlet letter?  

[Neurochick]

24 minutes ago, whydoievencare said:

All Bethenny says is "I can say what I want!!!!" - well sure, if you want to come across as an unfeeling pitbull of a bitch.  She is the most vile person of all the HW shows - she's ugly to everybody but everybody should feel sorry for her because she was "raised by wolves".  It's all about Bethenny all the time.  I can't stand her.

And also, what the fuck is wrong with Carole Radziwill - such a Bethenny follower and such a bitch.  

Bethenny is such a gross pig.  I don't get why people are so afraid to stand up to her.  She got her hooks in Jason 2.0 after Jason 1.0 broke up with her because she cost him his job.  She probably hooked up with Jason II in order to seal her brand, make herself more relatable with the holy trinity of wedding, husband and baby.  

Sonja is gross as well, if I had a friend who was getting married to someone I slept with I would NOT admit to that, because he looks like, Tom might be the marrying kind, he just wasn't into marrying YOU.  Tom didn't want to marry YOU Sonja, so let it go.

BetheME wouldn't know the truth if it slapped her in her ugly face.  BTW, I had the same surgery she had in 1999 and it wasn't all that scary, goodness, and I was 39 when I had it.  Carole looks like she's about seventy-five, or older.

Who cares how many times this one dated Tom and how many time that one slept with Tom?  These women are in their 50's, they need to stop acting like they're sixteen!  

Who cares how many times Tom slept with or dated or played footsie with Ramona, Sonja, the butcher, the baker or the candlestick maker.  BetheME, STFU.     

Who cares if he screwed Sonja five time or ten times or fifteen times...BTW, Sonja probably doesn't remember how many times she's slept with who considering she's half drunk most of the time.  Sonja's pissed off because she's lost her fuck buddy and I can't imagine any man wanting to screw BetheME unless it's with a fake penis.

These old hags look so stupid talking about who slept with Tom when where why and how, I mean when you're in the dorms in college, you act like that, but it's not like these girls are all virgins waiting to get pinned.   

And "girl code" stops when  you're no longer a girl.  

Edited September 8, 2016 by Neurochick

[Avaleigh]

1 hour ago, ryebread said:

I often end up giving the Most Hated Housewife the benefit of the doubt.  Camille, Kelly, Aviva, YOLANDA. Heh.  But I honestly can't imagine ever seeing anything redeeming about Bethenny. 

She could join a convent, open an animal shelter and spend every weekend feeding the homeless.  I'd still think she was doing all those things for a reason to benefit Bethenny. 

I still side eye every single one of those housewives. I know that Camille is supposed to be untouchable now ever since she consulted with her PR people and had her personality bypass, but I haven't forgotten how ridiculous she used to be. I acknowledge that she's the least offensive person on that list though. Not sure who irritates me the most. Probably Aviva, but Yolanda truly was one of the worst.

1 hour ago, TexasGal said:

Wait - how come Ramona didn't violate GIRL CODE by going out four or five times with Sonja's "lover?"  How come that's ok but Lu should wear a scarlet letter?  

IMO it's because the story this season is Luann's engagement. If Harry and Luann had simply had sex a couple of times and that was the end of it then Sonja wouldn't be going on about the loss of her 'Lover'. Sonja doesn't feel threatened by Harry having gone out with Ramona because it didn't amount to anything. 

I think Sonja is doing whatever she can to attempt to remain relevant and when Carole told her that she and Harry would have been considered lovers in another time, I feel like Sonja basically just took that and ran with it. 

Edited September 8, 2016 by Avaleigh

[100PercentPain]

Bethenny and Carole are gross, hypocritical mean girls and I'm embarrassed by the fact that I used to like them both. 

 

Jules was surprisingly articulate about her illness and recovery. Her menopause jokes weren't her best moments, but overall she doesn't seem to be malicious or mean spirited.

 

Enjoyed Dorinda more than I expected tonight. She is a total shit stirrer, but for some reason I still want to go to the Berkshires with her and watch Law and Order in our pjs together. I appreciated her cutting the bullshit with Bethenny and Carole. 

 

Ramona. I don't honestly care how many times she went out with Tom. I don't care how many times Sonja banged him. I think they're both overstating their relationships with him and he's understating them. Neither of those things surprise me. Good luck with that, Lu. Let's move on and never talk about Tom again. Please. For the love of all that is holy. To quote Bethenny herself, "None of this is interesting to me." 

[rho]

Someone help me out here. I honestly was expecting LuAnn to come on the reunion and say that she and Tom broke it off (with a conveniently timed press announcement the next morning). Last week she kept insisting to Bethenny how single she is and now she and Tom are soulmates and they are very much getting married. I never considered myself conservative but in my eyes a single person is someone like Ramona who is dating around or Sonja who sleeps with a different man every night. I'd be more than a little miffed if I was engaged to someone who considered him/herself single. 

After the way LuAnn described her regrettably open marriage, I'm starting to think her idea of relationships is totally warped.

[HunterHunted]

Not a defense of Bethenny, the China shop bull, but we on this board remarked that Jules' approach and explanation of her Judaism was weird and confusing, especially because she described it as keeping kosher. I think we ultimately decided that it was kosh-ish or kosherish or kosher lite. There were things she said and did that not only weren't kosher, but weren't really consistent with Judaism. Even though I don't particularly like Siggy Flicker, I loved how she said that she didn't want her kids to be the most observant super Jews. She just wants her kids to know and appreciate their traditions. I think that's a better way frame to frame the Wainstein's loose approach to keeping kosher. And I think Jules may have framed it like that initially, but the show focused on her wacky approach to her traditions.

[Sai]

5 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

 

Who cares how many times this one dated Tom and how many time that one slept with Tom?  These women are in their 50's, they need to stop acting like they're sixteen!  

Who cares how many times Tom slept with or dated or played footsie with Ramona, Sonja, the butcher, the baker or the candlestick maker.  BetheME, STFU.     

Who cares if he screwed Sonja five time or ten times or fifteen times...BTW, Sonja probably doesn't remember how many times she's slept with who considering she's half drunk most of the time.  Sonja's pissed off because she's lost her fuck buddy and I can't imagine any man wanting to screw BetheME unless it's with a fake penis.

 

They care because Tom is lying to Lu's face and they keep trying to tell her that but instead of listening she's calling Sonja and Ramona liars and delusional.  I mean, his lies are so transparent.  But you know what, they tried, she's decided not to listen so now after the reunion they should just drop it and let her do as she wishes and marry the scum.  She'll be sorry she chose that cheating lying ass over her good friend Sonja.  She was being really mean to Sonja, IMO.  

 

Just when I thought I couldn't like Bethenny any more than I already do she goes and makes me despise her even more.  She is horrible and Luann was right, Bethenny is evil.  I can't believe I used to like her

[bosawks]

Luanne was sporting some awesome "hair wings".  

Sister Bertrille would be proud.

Edited September 8, 2016 by bosawks

[escatefromny]

There has been talk all season about Bethenny's minions shielding her from bad social media comments but I thought it was telling that during her (barf!) fibroid segment, she backpeddled hard and said it seemed like it was a big deal to HER at the time.  (And blamed the lack of a Mother to walk her through what she could have easily found in the Internet).  Bottom line, there was nothing extraordinary about her "worst bleeding ever known to (wo)man".  Glad to see she finally got some perspective.  Alas, too late for all of us.

Also, poor Brynn.  The visit to Bethenny's Mother will likely scar her for life, not because of anything the Mother will do, but because Bethenny's won't prepare and will go into an obsessive me spiral and lose her shit like she does all the time. (And thank you Andy for reminding us that B spent practically the entirety of last season in hysterical tears).  

Edited September 8, 2016 by escatefromny

[zoeysmom]

2 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Luanne was sporting some awesome "hair wings".  Sister Bertrille would be proud.

Are you sure they weren't waterfalls with knives in the back? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/brie-larson-snl-mom-hair_us_572f7340e4b016f3789625a0

[Pickles]

I really despise Bethenny and Carole. Carole serves no purpose other than to reaffirm everything Bethenny says.  She has no storyline. She got very bristle-y when age was brought up. LOL. I loved it when Sonja pointed out that Carole was almost 53. I imagine Carole is quite sensitive about her age, since her boyfriend is, what, in his twenties? Of course, she would never admit that. She is too hipster cool to be bothered by age. She did herself no favors with that dress. 

I am sorry Jules is not returning, but maybe it is best with the horrible divorce. 

Ramona looked quite poochy when she stood up in that dress. She should have gone up a size. 

How convenient that Bethenny had one of her little assistants filming her having a dramatic breakdown in her old apartment. Bethenny's skinniness makes her look very gaunt and old.

[Straycat80]

This was just more bitching and nit picking about basically the same subjects they bitched and nit picked about last week. 

One thing I was surprised to hear was that Sonja only slept with Tom five times in ten years. I would not have called him her lover. I think maybe the five times they had sex was just because they got drunk and  like Sonja said she had no young guy around and he had no young lady around so they just settled for each other. 

I liked how Ramona came prepared with all her 'evidence ' ! 

[BlackMamba]

These heffas round here talking about "girl code" well Ramona broke her own damn code when she started dating Tom knowing he was FWB with Sonja!
Sonja simply doesn't see it nor does she care.  It's all about her twat being dry thus days!  Lu, Ra and Sonja need t chalk it up for what it is that Tom played all three of them.  Just so happens Tom gave Lu the ring which makes Sonja more butt hurt than ever.

As for Bethenny, I was rooting for Dorinda like crazy when she was defending Jules.  Bethenny was real defensive when she was getting called out and I enjoyed it.  She believes she's the only one that can have outrage on this show.   

And Carole you can shut the fuck about Adam!  That was last year.  Glad Luann wasn't about to give her the time of day to bring up her and boytoy.

[Kareem]

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

Luanne was sporting some awesome "hair wings".  Sister Bertrille would be proud.

lol   I thought her hair looked better than Bethenny's.   Bethenny's looked as if it had been chewed by a goat. I can't stand Luanne in a way words can't describe but her highlighted hair with her dark eyes seems to work on her empty head.  

[chick binewski]

16 minutes ago, 100PercentPain said:

Enjoyed Dorinda more than I expected tonight. She is a total shit stirrer, but for some reason I still want to go to the Berkshires with her and watch Law and Order in our pjs together. I appreciated her cutting the bullshit with Bethenny and Carole. 

I know! And Dorinda gets 10,000 bonus points for stressing to Carole that Carole is in fact old enough to be Jules' mother. I would have offered to vacuum Bluestone Manor if she also pointed out Carole is also old enough to be Adam's mother.

[Bronzedog]

I really wish Andy had at least tried to rein them in a little.  There was so much over talking I missed a lot of it.  Luckily, it's already being replayed, and, if Bravo gives Coyote Ugly a rest this weekend, they'll probably replay it again then, too.

Edited September 8, 2016 by Bronzedog

[escatefromny]

The Vulture recap is up and, IMHO, really hits the nail on the head.

http://www.vulture.com/2016/09/real-housewives-of-new-york-city-recap-season-8-episode-22.html

ETA to add it wasn't well received by zoesmom (who's opinion I Trust) so feel free to disregard.  It is very bare bones and not the usual Brian masterpiece.  I just thought the author he made good points.

Edited September 8, 2016 by escatefromny

[shoegal]

I wish Carole had been allowed to make the point that LuAnn was defending her keeping the relationship with Tom from the ladies (which she knew had prior involvement with Tom) when she was pissed that Carole did the same thing with Adam. I also recall Carole getting some shit for believing the story that Adam told about the timeline with Nicole, but then you have LuAnn dismissing any alternate story about Tom's dating/fucking timeline. I enjoyed LuAnn being exposed with her BL/AL/I didn't know/maybe I did/I didn't find out until after the second date, or the second week, or I forgot I admitted I found out in August. Lu is a lying liar who lies!

....but did you hear she met her SOULMATE?!?!?

[ancslove]

Possibly in the minority, but I think they went in harder on Bethenny than any of the others, except possibly Luann.  I was surprised that Jules' early age jokes were brushed off by Dorinda and Sonja, and that they helped shut down Beth.  And I was really surprised that Dorinda's meddling was dropped fairly quickly as no big deal to anyone other than Bethenny.  

As for Luann, she is trying desperately to convince herself that all will be Happily Ever After with Tom.  

[Thumper]

I rarely watch reunions because the fighting makes me too anxious, but I watched tonight.

Unpopular opinion -- I liked Carole's dress.  It is funky and she is thin enought to make it work.  I thought Sonja looked great too, although if that was a high-low hem, not a fan.  Dorinda needed more breast support.  Lu was ok but too sparkly.  Don't even remember Beth.  Liked Jules's dress.  Ramona's was the worst --too tight and boobular.

Did Sonja say she slept with Tom only 5 times in 10 years???!  Not even Friends with Benefits, IMO.  That's a "no" to your claims, Sonja.

[Bronzedog]

How many soul mates are allotted per person?  I think Lu has referred to Tom, the Count, and, the guy she left to run away with the Count as her soulmate.  Apparently, her soul is as easy as the rest of her.  

Edited September 8, 2016 by Bronzedog

[zoeysmom]

11 minutes ago, escatefromny said:

The Vulture recap is up and, IMHO, really hits the nail on the head.

http://www.vulture.com/2016/09/real-housewives-of-new-york-city-recap-season-8-episode-22.html

I thought it probably the worst recap ever and I am a devotee.

[QuinnM]

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The Vulture recap is up and, IMHO, really hits the nail on the head.

Yes, a thousand times. I sometimes feel like some Betheeny apologist. But what I really feel is that she is not the only viper in the nest. Luann's worst point of the night was laughing at Sonja. Yeah, Lu's a real friend. 

[WireWrap]

1 hour ago, whydoievencare said:

All Bethenny says is "I can say what I want!!!!" - well sure, if you want to come across as an unfeeling pitbull of a bitch.  She is the most vile person of all the HW shows - she's ugly to everybody but everybody should feel sorry for her because she was "raised by wolves".  It's all about Bethenny all the time.  I can't stand her.

And also, what the fuck is wrong with Carole Radziwill - such a Bethenny follower and such a bitch.  

Yes, Bethenny can say what she wants but the others are not allowed to voice their opinions at all, that is unless they mirror Bethenny's! LOL

[mothmonsterman]

Jules hit Bethenny exactly where she hurts with the, "I'm just telling you; you're going to look bad."  

After that Bethenny's whole face is tense, and you can see the wheels churning in her head; wondering how the reunion is going to make her look.  It changed her demeanor and it looks like she aged 5 years during the show.  

Strange. Maybe that is what it looks like when Bethenny is scared. 

Edited September 8, 2016 by mothmonsterman

[CriticalMass]

Best comment of the night award goes to Jules! Paraphrasing "I'm single now. Maybe I'll date Tom now." 

[shoegal]

1 minute ago, CriticalMass said:

Best comment of the night award goes to Jules! Paraphrasing "I'm single now. Maybe I'll date Tom now." 

My favorite! Jules looked amazing and is handling herself well, she and Sonja are ruling the reunion IMO. I wish Jules would have "owned" (in HW) terms the age/menopause comments. If B gets called out for slut shaming, Jules shouldn't get a pass on her age shaming. I hate when people use age as a way to insult people.

[HunterHunted]

35 minutes ago, Sai said:

They care because Tom is lying to Lu's face and they keep trying to tell her that but instead of listening she's calling Sonja and Ramona liars and delusional.  I mean, his lies are so transparent.  But you know what, they tried, she's decided not to listen so now after the reunion they should just drop it and let her do as she wishes and marry the scum.  She'll be sorry she chose that cheating lying ass over her good friend Sonja.  She was being really mean to Sonja, IMO.  

This has always been my precise issue with this whole Tom mess. There is no reason for him to lie about the length of his relationships with Ramona and Sonja. All parties agree that there wasn't enough between them to form real romantic partnerships, so why lie. It's just such a dumb weird thing to insist on. Like if he is going to lie about something that dumb what else is he hiding. Though I wouldn't call 5 fucks over 10 years lovers or even FWBs. It's more like acquaintances with benefits. LuAnn whispering that Sonja was delusional is one of the reasons I can't stand LuAnn. That was so unnecessary.

I don't believe that Ramona knew that Sonja was Tom's side side side side chick when they started dating.

So Carole makes a lame joke about Richard maybe haunting Bluestone Manor and once again Dorinda goes ham on anyone talking about her loved ones. I guess Dorinda has forgotten that her intro on the show included a discussion of Richard's ghost leaving pennies in places for her and sending a red balloon to her. I'm so over this woman. She shit stirs like nobody's business and you can't even talk about things that are Dorinda adjacent without her going ballistic. LuAnn makes a crack about the birthday cake and whether they are actually celebrating Dorinda's birthday and Dorinda loses it. "Don't you talk about my mom. She's a saint!" No one said a damn thing about her mother. I guess that's one way to keep huge parts of your life off the show.  They aren't allowed to talk about eyebrows, John, Dorinda's mother or her cake, and any manifestations of the spirit of Richard Medley.

[motorcitymom65]

27 minutes ago, escatefromny said:

The Vulture recap is up and, IMHO, really hits the nail on the head.

http://www.vulture.com/2016/09/real-housewives-of-new-york-city-recap-season-8-episode-22.html

Great recap. Agreed that Beth didn't look good in this episode at all, but Lu came off looking so desperate. I could not believe it, but I almost felt sorry for her and her desperation to hold on to this worthless tool. Almost. 

[WireWrap]

1 hour ago, zoeysmom said:

I thought it probably the worst recap ever and I am a devotee.

I don't know that it was the worst but it was odd! Did Bryan write it or did someone else? It didn't read as if he wrote it, it lacked his humorous twist on these women.

I do think he was right in that Luann looked bad tonight. That said, I think she is digging her heals in whenever they come at her about Tom and it makes her look arrogant and delusional at the same time. She really feels that she needs to defend him no matter what they say instead of just saying "Enough", this is how it is, I forgave him, We're getting married and I am tired of you attacking him/me/us, Enough!" and then just ignoring them.

I was sickened by how Andy led the charge against her and against Tom with Bethenny nodding in agreement with him. That came across as if they had discussed all of this before the reunion was filmed IMO.

Edited September 8, 2016 by WireWrap

[shoegal]

10 minutes ago, HunterHunted said:

 

So Carole makes a lame joke about Richard maybe haunting Bluestone Manor and once again Dorinda goes ham on anyone talking about her loved ones. I guess Dorinda has forgotten that her intro on the show included a discussion of Richard's ghost leaving pennies in places for her and sending a red balloon to her. I'm so over this woman. She shit stirs like nobody's business and you can't even talk about things that are Dorinda adjacent without her going ballistic. LuAnn makes a crack about the birthday cake and whether they are actually celebrating Dorinda's birthday and Dorinda loses it. "Don't you talk about my mom. She's a saint!" No one said a damn thing about her mother. I guess that's one way to keep huge parts of your life off the show.  They aren't allowed to talk about eyebrows, John, Dorinda's mother or her cake, and any manifestations of the spirit of Richard Medley.

For real. I think Doris is butthurt because Carole and Bethenny are so close and Dorinda thought after the London trip that Carole was going to be on her squad. I thought it as soon as she made the comment about trips and Carole and Bethenny always rooming together.....all Dorinda had was Jules.

[chick binewski]

After tonight I'm actually kind of hoping Bravo sends Frankel off to do her own show. This season is the first RHNY I never want to watch in reruns (even taking the Kelly Years into account). Last year there was a little balance because B knew she had to tread a little more carefully, but it was pretty clear she had it in her head to alienate Heather and befriend Carole (who has since turned into a pod person). This season was just off the rails with her screeching "the truth". Ugh, so much disdain for people who equate volume & derision with honesty.  

If your mother who you haven't seen or spoken to in 15 years had an eating disorder which affected you so much that you are simply not responsible for maintaining control of yourself may I suggest a cure? How about rolling in that pile of money you got for selling the illusion of "natural" thinness and continuing the tradition of making bank through old-fashioned female body-shaming? Feel better now, B?

Also, if you're in your forties with a gynecological issue that requires surgery, STOP trying to suggest "hysterectomy" was something you never thought about. Unless you totally inflated the symptoms of your condition for the cameras.

And maybe if B doesn't communicate with any family members she might want to reflect on why she was crying at the old apartment. She brought the dude on the show, peed on a stick on the show, got married on the show, and separated by the time her new show stopped filming. She cried about wanting her own family but when it came down to it she couldn't even take time away from the camera to attempt to salvage a life with a husband & child. I might be more respectful of B's decision to end her marriage if she curbed the continuous Jason-bashing. He was good enough to serve as a plotline and co-star so just fucking deal and shut up about it.

Also, can we all chip in and give Luann a copy of The People of the Lie for a wedding present? 

[escatefromny]

13 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

I thought it probably the worst recap ever and I am a devotee.

On the Vulture reap, I thought I might have made a bum stear so I edited my original post.

ETA to add it wasn't well received by zoesmom (who's opinion I Trust) so feel free to disregard.  It is very bare bones and not the usual Brian masterpiece.  I just thought the author he made good points.

I'm a junky for info/comments and appreciate all of you. Thanks for a fun season, this board was the only thing that made it bearable and the only reason I tuned in.  

Edited September 8, 2016 by escatefromny

[shoegal]

3 minutes ago, escatefromny said:

On the Vulture reap, I thought I might have made a bum stear so I edited my original post.

ETA to add it wasn't well received by zoesmom (who's opinion I Trust) so feel free to disregard.  It is very bare bones and not the usual Brian masterpiece.  I just thought the author he made good points.

Not sure if Brian wrote it, no by-line and was not his usual masterpiece - just bare bone which I thought were on point.

I'm a junky for info/comments and appreciate all of you. Thanks for a fun season, this board was the only thing that made it bearable and the only reason I tuned in.  

If the brown butthole reference is any indication, it was written by the same person who wrote last week, and yes that's Brian.

I think your first instinct was correct! It was a spot on recap.