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S11.E09: Woo Hoo Weekend


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Shannon journeys to Cabo with David while Tamra, Kelly and Vicki bask in a luxury estate in La Quinta, Cal., to celebrate birthdays. Later, Tamra schedules a meeting for Kelly and Heather to make amends before the women depart for yet another trip.

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A get-together to prepare for the next one? Are you KIDDING me?!?!

10 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

Prediction: Tamra, Kelly and Vicki are going to get shit faced drunk and I am so looking forward to it! I don't really care about David and Shannon, however I do love Cabo!

Guarenteed that Kelly is going piss someone off again.

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23 hours ago, What In The said:

Prediction: Kelly will shoot herself in the foot again. Then act as if she did nothing.

Hey,  KKKelly will be provoked...they exist and are in her presence.

 

2 hours ago, AnitaKnight said:

If only she would.

Fingers crossed!

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Vicki,

I've wanted to tell you this since the beginning of this show. NO ONE wants to see your saggy, baggy breasts. Cover them up. We also don't want to see you in your too short, too low cut, too tight dresses. Find your size and stick with that. Do you have a MIRROR in your house? 

Thank you.

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PLEASE Mike stop with the twisting your neck and popping it. That just drives me up a wall.

And he comes off as very creepy on top of it all. He just cannot stand his mother so I can't imagine why he showed up.

Ok hell, I'd show up at Merv's house just to see how over-the-top it is.

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Yeah you got that right. Uncle Mike has a frozen face..His smile is frozen in the same position all the time and the only part of his face that moves are his eyes...and not in a good way either. Like very creepy.  I might be wrong but I don't think he moves his head either!

Oh dear, the whole episode is over. Thank you baby Jesus!  And I can't wait for Captain Lee and Ben the chef on Below Deck!! Damn these OC bitches got boring this season. I'll be willing to bet my belly button (that I want to sell to Tamra for $500.00) that Brianna is going to be the next regular housewife of the OC starting next season. 

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Lots of good vacation, mansion and beautiful scenery porn this episode. And another Heather/Kelly fight. This is getting annoying! And Tamra is always the shit stirrer. 

Heather and Terry are so fake and such attention ho's . Terry , here's an idea,  you could spend more time with your kids if you cut down on the three, three! TV shows you are on! 

I think they need to recast this show. No one really gets along that well. They didn't have enough housewives to celebrate Vicki's birthday so they had to bring in Brianna and family and creeper Mike. I'd rather have all the women together even if they don't get along.

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2 minutes ago, FakeJoshDuggar said:

Kelly ranks up there with Kim Kardashian in terms of ugly crying. What did I just watch?

That was fake cry 101! LOL

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Looks like David & Shannon staying at the Finisterra in Cabo.

Wonderful stay there decades ago and it looks even more sumptous now. Great staff, brought us to our room fresh sliced / chilled Aloe for sunburned backs from snorkeling and mega nachos and ceviche plus kept the margaritas' flowing for pain relief!

Uncle Mike just likely wanted to stay at Merv's house. I don't mean this in a bad way but I think he leans toward Merv's lifestyle.

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2 minutes ago, Ubiquitous said:

Kelly is totally mental. Oh, and "kollege edukated Kelly" screwed up another big word this week! I'm only paying half attention to her so don't recall what she said.

There were a couple.  The one I caught was her accusing Heather of being on a higher arky.

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2 minutes ago, Ubiquitous said:

Kelly is totally mental. Oh, and "kollege edukated Kelly" screwed up another big word this week! I'm only paying half attention to her so don't recall what she said.

Everything that comes out of her mouth is verbal garbage and justifications as to why she is so awful.

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Tamra needs to teach a class on pot stirring and how to get away with it.  She'd make a fortune..more then Cut Fitness or being a housewife will.

Shannon is just gold.

Kelly is a hot mess...nice that she and ryan have bonded...its always nice to have someone to go with to anger managemwnt classes.

Meghan needs to bring it or hwr baby gift from Bravo will be a pink slip..glad she's having a girl :)

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I really wish someone would just deck kelly so she can have her full on court case and be done with it.

She can bring her bff vicki on the witness stand to tell the judge how mean all the girls are. 

Then kelly can stop blamjng everyone for her bad behavior and we can all move on

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48 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Yeah you got that right. Uncle Mike has a frozen face..His smile is frozen in the same position all the time and the only part of his face that moves are his eyes...and not in a good way either. Like very creepy.  I might be wrong but I don't think he moves his head either!

Oh dear, the whole episode is over. Thank you baby Jesus!  And I can't wait for Captain Lee and Ben the chef on Below Deck!! Damn these OC bitches got boring this season. I'll be willing to bet my belly button (that I want to sell to Tamra for $500.00) that Brianna is going to be the next regular housewife of the OC starting next season. 

Cut Creepy Uncle Mike some slack. Aside from the fact that he is a mouth breather just like his sister, he has cultivated that protective countenance since childhood. You would have one too if you were raised by Vicki.

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1 hour ago, Giselle said:

Cut Creepy Uncle Mike some slack. Aside from the fact that he is a mouth breather just like his sister, he has cultivated that protective countenance since childhood. You would have one too if you were raised by Vicki.

Like when she asked him about what he thought of the house they were renting and how she wanted to buy it and he responded "yeah, yeah, yeah..."?

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28 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

I don't know that I would go, if given the opportunity to stay at Merv Griffin's if I had to spend the time with Brianna, Ryan and their kids  Wouldn't be worth it to me.  Also, did anyone else get the impression that Troy wasn't playing with Uncle Mike by hitting him with the noodle, but, more of a case of "stranger danger". And Troy just wanted to get rid of the creepy, weirdo everyone was calling Uncle Mike?

1000 likes! Tee hee!

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Did Vicki tell everyone she "brought Ryan home"???  Like she petitioned the armed services to get him a leave so he could attend her BIRTHDAY.  If she meant the travel expense, well he could have rented a car for a hundred bucks or flown for a few hundred.  She is one crazy delusional sucker of life.  I want to be reading the tabloids about her and Brianna's life after teevee.

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31 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Also, did anyone else get the impression that Troy wasn't playing with Uncle Mike by hitting him with the noodle, but, more of a case of "stranger danger". And Troy just wanted to get rid of the creepy, weirdo everyone was calling Uncle Mike?

Kids know, they have some crazy sixth sense about shit like that?

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I like the editing monkeys at play when they showed heather bitching to Terry about Kelly mimicking her at sushi. Then they cut from the flashback of Kelly doing it, right to Heather actually doing what Kelly mimicked, sipping her champs in her affected, snooty way.

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$5000 a night to rent the Merv Griffin estate:

https://www.homeaway.com/vacation-rental/p3711880

The real estate porn was the best part of the episode. Why am I sensing a Brianna spinoff is coming? I wish Kelly would spinoff as well. Into oblivion.

Vedapierce, I noticed that too with the editing showing Heather drinking the champs the way Kelly imitated. Too funny as much as I dislike Kelly.

Tamra and Dorinda from NYC could have a serious shit stirrer competition.

Question: since I've only watched this franchise for a few years, can anyone tell me what the story is with Tamra's belly button...did she seriously have plastic surgery to get rid of it?

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1 hour ago, TexasGal said:

Color me surprised that we didn't cut from Kelly's promise that she wouldn't behave badly on the trip to a promo showing her behaving badly.

Or at the very least a flashback to her first filmed scene on her own where Kelly, her husband, and her brother are cracking completely inappropriate tossed salad jokes not only in front of Jolie, but at Jolie's expense. Kelly's moods are really labile and she wasn't even drinking. I feel like she might have an undiagnosed mood disorder. Or she's managed to drink herself into a mood disorder. Her behavior is very weird. Her responses to Heather were especially juvenile. It shouldn't matter that Kelly wasn't screaming obscenities at Heather in a restaurant, everyone at that dinner had the right to call her out on her behavior. Emotionally, there is something really off about her.

50 minutes ago, Happycatisfine said:

Did Vicki tell everyone she "brought Ryan home"???  Like she petitioned the armed services to get him a leave so he could attend her BIRTHDAY.  If she meant the travel expense, well he could have rented a car for a hundred bucks or flown for a few hundred.  She is one crazy delusional sucker of life.  I want to be reading the tabloids about her and Brianna's life after teevee.

Just another one of Vicki's hyperbolic statements about her magnanimous generosity. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that she didn't buy Ryan a ticket or pay for his travel expenses. I'm going to laugh when it's revealed that the extent of her bringing Ryan home was an email with the date and location of where they'd be. 

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2 minutes ago, parrotlover said:

$5000 a night to rent the Merv Griffin estate:

https://www.homeaway.com/vacation-rental/p3711880

The real estate porn was the best part of the episode. Why am I sensing a Brianna spinoff is coming? I wish Kelly would spinoff as well. Into oblivion.

Vedapierce, I noticed that too with the editing showing Heather drinking the champs the way Kelly imitated. Too funny as much as I dislike Kelly.

Tamra and Dorinda from NYC could have a serious shit stirrer competition.

Question: since I've only watched this franchise for a few years, can anyone tell me what the story is with Tamra's belly button...did she seriously have plastic surgery to get rid of it?

Didn't Gretchen and her family stay at the Merv Griffin's estate many seasons ago?

Seems like a bit of recycling to me.

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9 minutes ago, parrotlover said:

 

Question: since I've only watched this franchise for a few years, can anyone tell me what the story is with Tamra's belly button...did she seriously have plastic surgery to get rid of it?

 

I read  that she had surgery for a hernia and she lost her belly button.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3666052/Tamra-Judge-explains-no-longer-belly-button-operation-stomach-wall-bursting-gastric-hernia.html

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2 hours ago, Ubiquitous said:

Yes! She accused Heather of acting "hierarchy" towards her. Where did this maniac get her college degree?

I just saw this part again, and she said something about acting like being a "higher archy." Oh, the malaprops on these shows. 

ETA Reading is Fundamental. That's exactly what AnitaKnight said. Sorry!!

In addition, I LOL'ed that tonight was Vow Renewal Night on Bravo. I hope that David & Shannon's joy lasts longer than the Von Webers'!

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I was waiting for Heather to tell Terry that if he'd cut his workload by 50 percent, she'd have the builders cut the size of the house by 50 percent so he didn't have to operate 24/7 to earn all the money it was sucking up.

I was sure she was headed in that direction.  You know, for the children.

Shockingly, it never happened.

2 hours ago, Ubiquitous said:

Yes! She accused Heather of acting "hierarchy" towards her. Where did this maniac get her college degree?

The University of Arky-saw?

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As the wife of a 25 year veteran of the US Navy, I have to vent about Vicki and Brianna saying that ragey Ryan is retiring from the Marines.  He is just " getting out " of the Marine Corp.  The dope doesn't have enough years in to retire.  

I feel bad for Brianna and the boys and for what might be in their future.  I respect the service of all veterans, and realize that these 2 wars have taken a huge toll on all our soldiers.  I just hope Ryan finds satisfying employment, and continues treatment for his anger issues related to his service.  

It was lovely to see Merv Griffin's home.

And, I think Kelly needs to go.  Drama on these shows is the norm, but Kelly's volatility seems to be a real problem.   She recognizes that her mouth runs away with itself when she has a few drinks,  but she makes no effort to change the behavior. 

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"Kelly is a mother herself.  She knows how to act around children." -- Vicki just keeps lying.

Is Kelly's wardrobe 90% pink jumpsuits and stupid hats?

Vicki and Kelly are garbage people.  Again.  Some more.  Week after week.  Surprising.  It's not even worth detailing all the ways in which they sucked this episode because it's like writing an essay on water being wet.  Kelly isn't even a love to hate situation for me.  Vicki lied about cancer for financial gain and casseroles and I'm less put off by her than I am Kelly.

Asking Ryan about someone kicking you out of a party was hilarious given that he's tried to do it before on this show.

Meghan's cover-up at the pool was pretty.

Crap.  I really hope David and Shannon make it.  They do seem genuinely happy.  F Vicki for comparing their vow renewal to hers with Don.   

Tamara looked rough at that dinner with Heather and Kelly.  

Looking at Kelly's nose makes me feel like I'm suffocating.  How does she breathe with that thing?

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