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23 hours ago, doodlebug said:

Point of information:  The IUD doesn't prevent implantation.  That is old and inaccurate information.  Research has shown that women who conceive while an IUD is in place is no more likely to have failure to implant than anyone else.  The fact is that most fertilized eggs fail to implant.  Current thinking is that the IUD sets up a milieu within the uterus that decapacitates sperm, making them unable to fertilize an egg.  Sort of a fancy spermicide.

There has always been a misconception about IUD's and how they work.  They do NOT interfere with eggs that are already fertilized.  

Now I cannot quit picturing swimming tadpole sperms being decapitated!

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1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Someone needs to explain to her the purpose of hashtags.  She is clueless, again.

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#Iguessspellcheckdoesn'tworkonhashtags #laundryhasa"n"

Edited by dargosmydaddy · Reason: it's OK Jill, I can't spell, either...
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19 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

She changed her shirt for date time.....

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Okay, now, thanks to their excessive and icky oversharing, this is just skeevy.

Run along, little horn dogs. Nobody’s impressed that you’re about to have sex.

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32 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

She changed her shirt for date time.....

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I read Der's shirt of 'Intend to Evil'.

Enjoy your sushi/dominoes pizza/marketplace grill/whatever date night breath while your screw, you immodest couple in luv!

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Why is he still so skinny!? I know it’s stupid, but the number one reason he grosses me out so much is his rail thin frame. He also constantly has deep bags under his eyes and just the general appearance of a half starved man and it bugs me far more than it should. 

I don’t care about their sex lives at all, and I didn’t think all of their marriage tips were that bad (though some were, particularly the ones that indicate a total lack of a trust in a marriage). 

He’s a homophobic jerk with ridiculous “conservative values” (his words, not mine), so I’m not going to like him regardless, but he’s just too damn thin. 

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3 hours ago, louannems said:

Now I cannot quit picturing swimming tadpole sperms being decapitated!

That's the way I read (and pictured)  it first time around as well!

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9 hours ago, ginger90 said:

What in the everloving fuck is a time clock, Jill, and how is it different from a regular clock that tells time? 

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On 8/21/2019 at 8:16 PM, mythoughtis said:

So Derick slept in her room at the hospital every night  she was there after both C-sections? Seriously?  Most fathers want to go home and get a decent night sleep before the baby comes home. 

I do not believe the Duggars or, any parent of two children under 5 when they try to tell me they are having sex 5-6 times a week.  Children are exhausting and most people sleep  instead. 

My husband slept in my hospital room every night after both of my C-sections. A neighbor kept our toddler for my 2nd.  The hospital has a double bed specifically for this purpose, so the partner can stay with the Mom.  It was hugely helpful because I couldn't get the baby out of the bassinet without help at night. I needed him there. Especially the first where I had general anesthesia and couldn't even sit up on my own for a day because my recovery was so much more difficult.  I would have been furious if he went home and left me with a newborn when I was recovering from surgery.

Your second point- hell yes.  Honestly, I'm not sure I believe anyone is having sex 5-6 times a week, children or not.  

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1 hour ago, rue721 said:

Is a “marriage video”...porn?

It’s a step up from filmstrips 

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1 minute ago, dariafan said:

It’s a step up from filmstrips 

Haha...made me think of my dad, for whom English was a second language. He always had a tendency to transpose certain words, and this was one he had trouble with, almost invariably managing to call them "strip films". 

This was especially embarrassing/entertaining during all the years he volunteered to teach CCD classes at our Catholic church, where film strips on various subjects always seemed to be in heavy use.

But, yeah, Dreck and Jill's references to Marriage Videos did take my mind to porn first. Not sure whether that says more about me than them, though 🙂

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39 minutes ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

Haha...made me think of my dad, for whom English was a second language. He always had a tendency to transpose certain words, and this was one he had trouble with, almost invariably managing to call them "strip films". 

This was especially embarrassing/entertaining during all the years he volunteered to teach CCD classes at our Catholic church, where film strips on various subjects always seemed to be in heavy use.

But, yeah, Dreck and Jill's references to Marriage Videos did take my mind to porn first. Not sure whether that says more about me than them, though 🙂

I'd think better of them if I thought they were watching porn, but I'm pretty sure the Marriage Videos are deadly dull lectures.  But really, what are they?  I can't imagine they are entertaining or sexually exciting...maybe they are porn...

33 minutes ago, Fig Newton said:

Just curious, does anybody on this page want to see a pic of me about to do laundry?

(I mean, laudry).

If you do, I would be happy to take a pic of me near my washing machine. I am sure I could get a lot of likes. 

#DoinLaudry/#MightDoLaudry/#ShouldDoLaudry/#NotDoinLaudryItsAlmostDateNight

#SexyTimeWithDerprickMyMaster

#DoinBestHubbyEVA/ #lotionTime /#ForgetLaudry/ #NeedToFindPostItNotes

I'd rather see you than Jillbilly (credit to someone else for that name).

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13 hours ago, Fallacy said:

Why is he still so skinny!? I know it’s stupid, but the number one reason he grosses me out so much is his rail thin frame. He also constantly has deep bags under his eyes and just the general appearance of a half starved man and it bugs me far more than it should. 

I don’t care about their sex lives at all, and I didn’t think all of their marriage tips were that bad (though some were, particularly the ones that indicate a total lack of a trust in a marriage). 

He’s a homophobic jerk with ridiculous “conservative values” (his words, not mine), so I’m not going to like him regardless, but he’s just too damn thin. 

I said it before. D looks like an insect.

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9 hours ago, Zella said:

What in the everloving fuck is a time clock, Jill, and how is it different from a regular clock that tells time? 

Maybe she's referring to the wash cycle timer?  The kids are asleep, Derick's with Becky in the third row...all she has right now is an off-balance washer?  

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1 hour ago, galaxychaser said:

I said it before. D looks like an insect.

Yeah, a praying mantis.

Seriously, I can barely look at him.  There's something bad that comes through his eyes.

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2 hours ago, Fig Newton said:

Just curious, does anybody on this page want to see a pic of me about to do laundry?

(I mean, laudry).

If you do, I would be happy to take a pic of me near my washing machine. I am sure I could get a lot of likes. 

#DoinLaudry/#MightDoLaudry/#ShouldDoLaudry/#NotDoinLaudryItsAlmostDateNight

#SexyTimeWithDerprickMyMaster

#DoinBestHubbyEVA/ #lotionTime /#ForgetLaudry/ #NeedToFindPostItNotes

I love it! And sneaking "Derprick" in there was...well, I started typing "icing on the cake", but that kinda turned my stomach, so I'll settle for genius 🙂 I don't think we've heard that nickname before, have we?

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3 hours ago, Fig Newton said:

Just curious, does anybody on this page want to see a pic of me about to do laundry?

(I mean, laudry).

If you do, I would be happy to take a pic of me near my washing machine. I am sure I could get a lot of likes. 

#DoinLaudry/#MightDoLaudry/#ShouldDoLaudry/#NotDoinLaudryItsAlmostDateNight

#SexyTimeWithDerprickMyMaster

#DoinBestHubbyEVA/ #lotionTime /#ForgetLaudry/ #NeedToFindPostItNotes

If you share your fixing to do laundry post, then I'll share my fixing to mop the laundry room post.   My mop is in the sink & the bottle of Mr Clean is right next to it posing for it's moment in the instagram sun.

#fixingtomop #gottamoptoday #laundryroommopjob #catmissedthecatboxgottamopupcatpiss #makehubbyhappymopthelaundryroomtoday #boycatmom #girlcatmom #badcatmom

Ok now I  need brain bleach, because the scene from the Kids Are Alright with the mom "enjoying" the spin cycle of the washing machine popped into my head. 

Is Jillbilly having foreplay with the washer? 

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22 minutes ago, Suzn said:

Somebody needs to ask if they really believe that they would lose control, overcome with lust and not be able to stop themselves from having sex if alone with someone of the opposite sex.  And you're that sex-crazed how are you safe with someone of the same sex or how can you keep your hands off yourself when alone?

So many questions, so little sense.

And ask if they see that the cable guy as across the street if they think the cable guy is having sex with their neighbor. Because it’s the “appearance of evil” 

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I've been alone with my husband for a few hours today and I haven't even thought of boinking him.

But I guess it's okay, cuz if the neighbors think I'm jumping his bones, he is my husband.

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Maybe it’s not just they think someone can’t control themselves but that they could be accused of something that didn’t happen for various and sundry reasons. Which is why teachers and such leave doors open. Not that they are going to do anything but it would be easy for the other person to say they did.  Maybe not Duggar’s but in other cases

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13 hours ago, Zella said:

What in the everloving fuck is a time clock, Jill, and how is it different from a regular clock that tells time? 

A time clock is something people who have a job might use, however job is a four letter word to these drips, so it's safe to assume Jill is just an idiot.

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1 hour ago, Suzn said:

Somebody needs to ask if they really believe that they would lose control, overcome with lust and not be able to stop themselves from having sex if alone with someone of the opposite sex.  And you're that sex-crazed how are you safe with someone of the same sex or how can you keep your hands off yourself when alone?

So many questions, so little sense.

for good bible loving christians they certainly missed the "fruit of the spirit", love, joy, peace, faithfulness SELF-CONTROL, patience, kindness, gentleness, generosity.

none of these are duggar qualities

Edited by crazy8s · Reason: added gentleness
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1 hour ago, GeeGolly said:

. I would need an afternoon nap, everyday, if I were to make sure I was following all these bullshit beliefs and rules.

 But, isn’t that the point? You’ll be so exhausted you won’t  question trying to follow every one of the 54 character qualities or all of the other stupid dumb ass rules. It creates chronic stress,  and is no way to live for anyone, except for the people of the top that get to control everything.

I’m surprised nobody noticed the lines Derreck put in about masturbation.  I think it explode, And not in a good way, if he walked in on Jill With a vibrator, while she was busy finding out that it was a better lover than he was. 

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It's all about appearances.  Like how Jill's parents wanted to APPEAR to be a wholesome, devoutly Christian family on TV, while covering up that Josh had molested 4 of his sisters and a family friend.  The important thing is to look holier than thou, not to actually behave in an honorable way.

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29 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

 But, isn’t that the point? You’ll be so exhausted you won’t  question trying to follow every one of the 54 character qualities or all of the other stupid dumb ass rules. It creates chronic stress,  and is no way to live for anyone, except for the people of the top that get to control everything.

I’m surprised nobody noticed the lines Derreck put in about masturbation.  I think it explode, And not in a good way, if he walked in on Jill With a vibrator, while she was busy finding out that it was a better lover than he was. 

To me the real question is how many orgasms is Jill having per week?  They cannot be having quality encounters where both parties are equally satisfied that many days per week with 2 young children and Derick in law school. 

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Didn't TFDW and Pris go on a cruise, and instead of the entertainment on board, they watched marriage videos in their cabin?  I couldn't figure out why they would bring their own videos on a cruise.  Maybe Jill has a whole lending library of marriage videos.

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So no more blessings until Dereck finishes law school. 

Snort and laugh. I don’t think he will finish and pass the bar.

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On 8/21/2019 at 3:28 PM, Lunera said:

 Their relationship is just sad. I believe they are on birth control, which makes them huge liars because they said they would leave the number of children up to god.

Of the things that bother me, their changing their stance on family planning after having known one another for more than a year, had private conversations, and had two disastrous births isn’t one of them. Clearly, back when they said that, they weren’t (about to use) birth control, since they had a honeymoon baby. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Changing their position (ew, no pun intended 🤢) a year or more later doesn’t make them liars in my book.

(Again, on this specific issue!)

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How many people actually keep 100% every vow made at their wedding?  I'd have to say real people mess up or change their goals all the time.  It was said Josh would never cheat because he'd made vows before God, yet how many people make those same vows and also cheat?  I don't think the Duggars are going to achieve any higher standard of keeping or believing their vows than the average population.  In fact they may be lower since it appears that they don't always have fully free will in what they say especially in front of the cameras.

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I don't think anyone has a problem with the Duggars changing their minds. Or even think that everytime they change their minds they owe anyone an explanation.

But they have emphasized having as many children as God provides. Emphasized it to the point that they presented it as the only way, the right way, to look at family planning. So if they repeatedly put a belief or message out there, it makes sense they would offer at least a brief explanation if they had a change in heart.

Personally, after watching that live video of Jill making soup and Derick answering questions about having children, I'm not sure they're using birth control.

Google says there's a 15% - 25% chance of getting pregnant each month, with an increase if sex is timed correctly.

If they're leaving it up to chance, or God and not timing sex, then they're decreasing their odds.

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4 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

I don't think anyone has a problem with the Duggars changing their minds. Or even think that everytime they change their minds they owe anyone an explanation.

But they have emphasized having as many children as God provides. Emphasized it to the point that they presented it as the only way, the right way, to look at family planning. So if they repeatedly put a belief or message out there, it makes sense they would offer at least a brief explanation if they had a change in heart.

Personally, after watching that live video of Jill making soup and Derick answering questions about having children, I'm not sure they're using birth control.

Google says there's a 15% - 25% chance of getting pregnant each month, with an increase if sex is timed correctly.

If they're leaving it up to chance, or God and not timing sex, then they're decreasing their odds.

Or god has decided to stop messing with us

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5 minutes ago, DXD526 said:

My heathen story - I had a new mattress delivered this week. The two hot, young delivery guys sexily set up my new bedding, then lustily handed me a bill. And somehow through the whole process, everyone's clothes stayed on!! With no chaperones around!! Imagine that!

If all that people like JillyMuffin and Deertick can talk and think about is sex, that's on them. It's really arrogant for them to assume that everyone is like they are. 

No kidding.  I had my kitchen remodeled last year, and the contractor was seriously cute.  I didn't end up ripping off his clothes, and he didn't rip mine off, either.  Arrogant is right.

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3 minutes ago, DXD526 said:

My heathen story - I had a new mattress delivered this week. The two hot, young delivery guys sexily set up my new bedding, then lustily handed me a bill. And somehow through the whole process, everyone's clothes stayed on!! With no chaperones around!! Imagine that!

If all that people like JillyMuffin and Deertick can talk and think about is sex, that's on them. It's really arrogant for them to assume that everyone is like they are. 

Well, unless you were wearing something which showed a bit of knee or collarbone, I suppose it's within the realm of possibility that they managed to control themselves. And you must have signed the paperwork with a lowered head, making sure not to make eye contact or smile, or otherwise indicate that you were anything but completely modest. 

On the other hand, if you were wearing something suitable for the summertime heat, and spoke to them more than was absolutely necessary to get the mattress set up, it may be a miracle of Biblical proportions that they were able to restrain themselves. Especially if they got any hint that you thought they were hot!

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6 minutes ago, Homily said:

For me I'd a applaud them for realizing that this kind of lifestyle is beyond dumb.  The problem I have is if they change their minds for themselves, personally, but still advocate it as the One Right Way for everyone else.  Like all the so-called right to lifers who oppose abortion until it's their teenage daughter who is pregnant.  Ugh.

The adult Duggars are IMO, *all* dishonest manipulative jerks, who can't even be honest on their TV show or in media interviews, about their slavish devotion to the teachings of Bill Gothard or their continued involvement with IBLP. They will parrot the party line but stop short of full disclosure, and although by now it's no secret they are IBLP stalwarts, TLC lets them soft-pedal that association (actually hide it) on the show.

I realize the Dullards aren't on the show anymore, and Derick wasn't raised Gothard and I don't know if Jill still has anything to to with IBLP. Whether she does or not, she absorbed her life lessons growing up as the child of JB and Meech, who still probably think it's Satan's work that unmasked their coverup of Josh's molestations and caused 19K&C to be cancelled. Instead of, you know, some kind of inevitable consequence of their concealment of that in order to get the big TLC bucks and national fame as a devout and righteous Christian family. 

I think all the Duggars disclose on SM whatever they think makes them look holy and blessed, and nothing else. Who knows what any of them really think, or what they would do in a crisis despite their holier than thou public bullshit? They probably truly believe that they are special and blessed by God; they have lots of nice money thanks to TLC and nobody's having to scrimp and save to keep a roof over their head and food on the table. Therefore, it follows, that God loves them best and they're prevailing over Satan.

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