Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!

[SometimesBites]

"Pitocin stat!"

All I see is "Duh?" Like a dog looking at a chimp on a bicycle.

[WhineandCheez]

And how many times has Jilly Muffin and Triple D been confronted already while on their missioncation by Americans who happen to be visiting the large tourist towns they are hanging out in these days?

 

Has this actually happened, or is it conjecture??

[flyingdi]

The glasses pic make her look like Sarah Jessica Parker in Square Pegs. Am I dating myself as an oldtimer here?

[Missy Vixen]

The glasses pic make her look like Sarah Jessica Parker in Square Pegs. Am I dating myself as an oldtimer here?

"Never. Really. Quite. Right."

 

Signed,

Old Timer

[Readalot]

The glasses pic make her look like Sarah Jessica Parker in Square Pegs. Am I dating myself as an oldtimer here?

YES! Now I got the theme stuck in my head.....

[Brown eyed girl]

Jill just posted a video of Izzy sleeping in his new hammock. Which he just loves , according to Jill.

https://instagram.com/p/BB_PY7Zrs11/

[BitterApple]

Hopefully Iz doesn't flip over into the mud. That kid is ginormous.

[bigskygirl]

Derrick must be going for the Unabomber look.

[Sew Sumi]

The Dullards posted a rash of "cute Izzy" pics today. I guess they feel the need to catch up with Jessa and her "cute Spoogy" pics. 

[louannems]

I swear, In that hammock video, I saw Jill swinging in a hammock, in the background, and she did look big pregnant.

[JoanArc]

Derrick must be going for the Unabomber look.

Hiding away from society, posting manifestos..hmm...no, the Unabomber was actually intelligent.Ol' Ted would be offended at the comparison.

Edited February 20, 2016 by JoanArc

[louannems]

https://m.facebook.com/duggarfamilyofficial/photos/pb.510067475793573.-2207520000.1455937239./776224342511217/?type=3&source=42

The Mustard Sweater resurfaces!

[Brown eyed girl]

Derick posted a video of Izzy face timing with Spurgeon . It's cute if you can stand Jill's voice in the background parroting I Love you , I Love you.

But poor Izzy must be teething , he's chewing sucking and biting his arm like there's no tomorrow. https://instagram.com/p/BB_M5jEGCfJ/

[louannems]

Derick posted a video of Izzy face timing with Spurgeon . It's cute if you can stand Jill's voice in the background parroting I Love you , I Love you.

But poor Izzy must be teething , he's chewing sucking and biting his arm like there's no tomorrow. https://instagram.com/p/BB_M5jEGCfJ/

I see Jill has a container of canned-looking peas and carrots, probably to feed Izzy. At least she doesn't spoon them right out of the can! With tables filled with fresh produce in the town market, why feed canned food? Growing up with a warehouse filled with cans, I guess that's all Jill knows.

[Sew Sumi]

But poor Izzy must be teething , he's chewing sucking and biting his arm like there's no tomorrow. https://instagram.com/p/BB_M5jEGCfJ/

I think it was Derick who posted an "I love my family!" pic today of the three of them, and it looked like Izzy has four teeth coming in. Derick looked like Charles Manson. 

[BitterApple]

Were those Subway wrappers on the kitchen table?! Do these people ever go to the grocery store and cook? The unemployed Seewalds eat out all the time as well.

[Micks Picks]

Gotta get my nerve pills out.  My dog says I love you better than Jill does.

[MunichNark]

I literally cannot bear to look at Derick anymore. He looks just hideous now. Puffy eyes, his face, he looks just wretched.

 

Smart move, putting the child into a hammock for him to fall down on the hard floor. Small wonder he's always bruised.

[Defrauder]

I always thout thos eye glassas props make Jill looks so intelijent y'all.   

[Mollie]

Jill just posted a video of Izzy sleeping in his new hammock. Which he just loves , according to Jill.

https://instagram.com/p/BB_PY7Zrs11/

He looks like mosquito bait to me.  Jill isn't taking the warnings about the Zika virus seriously.

Edited February 20, 2016 by Mollie

[Fuzzysox]

Derrick must be going for the Unabomber look.

Derick is just set to bomb the village with his brand of Jesus. He does not have the intelligence for anything else.

Edited February 20, 2016 by Fuzzysox

[Churchhoney]

I see Jill has a container of canned-looking peas and carrots, probably to feed Izzy. At least she doesn't spoon them right out of the can! With tables filled with fresh produce in the town market, why feed canned food? Growing up with a warehouse filled with cans, I guess that's all Jill knows.

 

Well, if she'd bought fresh she'd have to clean, wash, cut up and cook it. Whereas with a can -- use the electric opener and voila! I can see that consideration weighing heavily with any Duggar.

[Barb23]

Derick posted a video of Izzy face timing with Spurgeon . It's cute if you can stand Jill's voice in the background parroting I Love you , I Love you.

But poor Izzy must be teething , he's chewing sucking and biting his arm like there's no tomorrow. https://instagram.com/p/BB_M5jEGCfJ/

Wouldn't you think Jill would be saying I Love You in Spanish? I guess she hasn't gotten that far in her lessons or is she done with them?

[queenanne]

Wouldn't you think Jill would be saying I Love You in Spanish? I guess she hasn't gotten that far in her lessons or is she done with them?

 

She said (and translated!) dios es bueno earlier.  Probably feels that fulfills her monthly quota.

[louannems]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB_PBl5GCSp/

Grown up women do not take selfies sticking out their tongues! Jill and Derick both look crazy.

[BitterApple]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB_PBl5GCSp/

Grown up women do not take selfies sticking out their tongues!

Can you please pass that memo to Kim Kardashian? I loathe sticking-out-your-tongue selfies. Why do girls think that's attractive?

[Brown eyed girl]

Watched the video again and it looks like they are at a Subway restaurant. I don't mean to sound dumb but do they have Subway restaurants where they're at or are they back in Arkansas?

[JoanArc]

Jill's face looks better stretched out...

 

Just wait until she finds out what "allahu akbar" means.

[kokapetl]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB_PBl5GCSp/

Grown up women do not take selfies sticking out their tongues! Jill and Derick both look crazy.

Oh god, a bruise. Don't they know a bruise on their child makes them worse than Hitler?

[Mollie]

The baby has a bruise and a black eye.

[NewDigs]

Watched the video again and it looks like they are at a Subway restaurant. I don't mean to sound dumb but do they have Subway restaurants where they're at or are they back in Arkansas?

Indeed, there are Subways located in Central America. There ar 27 in El Salvador and 32 in Guatemala.

And I'm going to step out on a limb here and suggest that the Dillards prefer known comforts to actually expanding their horizons whilst missioncating.

[Brown eyed girl]

Indeed, there are Subways located in Central America. There ar 27 in El Salvador and 32 in Guatemala.

And I'm going to step out on a limb here and suggest that the Dillards prefer known comforts to actually expanding their horizons whilst missioncating.

Thanks NewDigs. I learned something.

[Fuzzysox]

Is Derick high? 

[Brown eyed girl]

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Grown up women do not take selfies sticking out their tongues! Jill and Derick both look crazy.

Maybe Jill got a good look at Derick in the camera lens and it scared her. Lol

[kokapetl]

The baby has a bruise and a black eye.

I'm sure that's what a baby who's been punched in the eye looks like.

[Joe Jitsu913]

Is Derick high?

He's high on Jesus.

[Platypus]

Derick posted a video of Izzy face timing with Spurgeon . It's cute if you can stand Jill's voice in the background parroting I Love you , I Love you.

But poor Izzy must be teething , he's chewing sucking and biting his arm like there's no tomorrow. https://instagram.com/p/BB_M5jEGCfJ/

Wow, so much ignorance about child development packed into one video... 

[Platypus]

The baby has a bruise and a black eye.

Derrick and Jill look like a couple of immature teenagers excited to have the house to themselves while their parents are gone for the weekend.  Its disturbing that these twits have a baby who is 100% dependent on them.  Lord have mercy  

 

ETA: I take that back.  Its insulting to teenagers.  They look like a couple of *kids*.  My 8th grader is way more mature than these guys.

Edited February 20, 2016 by Platypus

[Churchhoney]

Watched the video again and it looks like they are at a Subway restaurant. I don't mean to sound dumb but do they have Subway restaurants where they're at or are they back in Arkansas?

 

Well, Subway's pretty much all over Latin America -- and every place else -- these days. So they could be in either place.

[JoanArc]

Still eating at Subway. Guess no one's told them...

[kokapetl]

One day Derick will leave for Español class and never return. He won't have been abducted or meet foul play or misadventure, he will just disappear into the rainforest, never to be seen again.

[BitterApple]

One day Derick will leave for Español class and never return. He won't have been abducted or meet foul play or misadventure, he will just disappear into the rainforest, never to be seen again.

Lmfao! Derick seems okay with living off the grid, so I could see it happening.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Jill and Derick seem to struggle enough with learning proper English, let alone Spanish

[NewDigs]

Still eating at Subway. Guess no one's told them...

"Hi Jared!

Have you met my brother Josh?"

[Arwen Evenstar]

Jill's picture of Derick painting her toes got uploaded to Wkifeet.

Looks like Jessa won the most likes from the foot fanciers for having "sublime harmony of the toes...perfection"...not sure what "sublime harmony of the toes" really means but it seems like this site is creepily trolling for pictures of peoples feet.

My curiosity got the better of me, and even though I'm a very live and let live person, and understand that foot and shoe fetishes are common, I don't really "get it". Some of the pictures literally look like some people are willingly offering up their feet, while other captures seem stalkerish in nature.

Once had a coworker who made no secret about liking my feet. I had innocently kicked my shoes off and had them out of sight or so I thought. Me and Mr Evenstar still have a giggle about it. Not unlike the Duggar girls, I opt for professional modest work attire...I'm curvy, bosomy, and bottomy so I have to take care to not draw attention ...but I never thought I'd have to worry about my feet of all things. My feet are definitely not "all that". It felt kind of creepy, honestly.

Seems even unsolicited competition is competition for the Duggar sisters. I'm sure Jessa Blessa felt smug that her feet are regarded as being prettier than Jill's. That said I'm sure they will now keep their feet covered up and out of selfies. I'm sure they will be blurred out like Michelle's oh so sexy defrauding knees if the circus continues.

[Fuzzysox]

"Hi Jared!

Have you met my brother Josh?"

That was funny and disturbing at the same time. But hey you win the internets today!

[NewDigs]

That was funny and disturbing at the same time. But hey you win the internets today!

I am humbled. And honored.

(But more than that I am embarrassed. I messed up my quotation marks.)

And I have to mention that I could not have done it without JoanArc.

::sniff::

[BitterApple]

"Hi Jared!

Have you met my brother Josh?"

Lmfaoooo. So wrong, but so very right. You win the Internet today.

[JoanArc]

I am humbled. And honored.

(But more than that I am embarrassed. I messed up my quotation marks.)

And I have to mention that I could not have done it without JoanArc.

::sniff::

I'm honored to be one of your aides.

 

 

Maybe Josh slimmed down in rehab by eating eating subs.

Edited February 21, 2016 by JoanArc

[Vaysh]

I'm not sure I get the outrage about the picture above. Yes, it's silly and yes Derrick is starting to look like a homeless person but they all look happy. It looks a bit like some of the pictures I have of my parents and their friends in the 70's, all daft and hairy but clearly enjoying themselves. Since this is so far from how any of the other Duggars look, like ever, I can't help but like it.