Jump to content
Forums forums
PRIMETIMER
Chris Knight

Jill & Derick Dullard: Counting On (Donations)

Recommended Posts

If I were Citrus and Potpourri (or whatever it is) I'd be majorly pissed off over those photos.  Dear Lord, couldn't they find a shady place to stand???    And what is that saying about wearing horizontal stripes??????

  • Laugh 13

Share this post


Link to post
1 hour ago, BigBingerBro said:

If I were Citrus and Potpourri (or whatever it is) I'd be majorly pissed off over those photos.  Dear Lord, couldn't they find a shady place to stand???    And what is that saying about wearing horizontal stripes??????

Dreck looks like a serial killer in the pic he is in with her. Squinting, and the shadows around his eyes have shadows. Incompetent as usual, Jilly Muffin. I almost feel sorry for her.

  • Like 7
  • Laugh 3

Share this post


Link to post

Derick looks like a demonic ghoul in this picture!  Scary!!

i can’t believe they’re squinting that hard in every photo!  

  • Like 4
  • Laugh 4

Share this post


Link to post
On 3/20/2019 at 2:30 PM, ginger90 said:

If you aren’t married, don’t wait for a perfect person because you’ll just die single.

I’m confused by what he’s saying here. That single people should just go ahead and marry so they don’t die alone?! What happened to waiting patiently for the one god has in store for you?

  • Like 5
  • Laugh 5

Share this post


Link to post
7 minutes ago, awaken said:

I’m confused by what he’s saying here. That single people should just go ahead and marry so they don’t die alone?! What happened to waiting patiently for the one god has in store for you?

No masturbating while you’re waiting, is what!

  • Like 3
  • Laugh 14

Share this post


Link to post
5 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Happy Birthday to our good friend @Oldernowiser. She is a blessing and an example to us all. She contributes thoughtful and Godly posts and is a true example of a Proverbs 31 Woman. We can't wait to see what God has in store for you! 🙏🍰😉

.No mention of @OLDERNOWISER 's Servant's Heart? 

  • Like 2
  • Laugh 16

Share this post


Link to post
5 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Happy Birthday to our good friend @Oldernowiser. She is a blessing and an example to us all. She contributes thoughtful and Godly posts and is a true example of a Proverbs 31 Woman. We can't wait to see what God has in store for you! 🙏🍰😉

You mean our sweet friend. 

  • Laugh 14

Share this post


Link to post

I've seen some of the generated messages. Hilariously fundiesque.

  • Like 3
  • Laugh 3

Share this post


Link to post

I was thinking Jill's shirt looks just like something my grandmother would have worn in the 90's. It is just not flattering! She would be better off modeling for 3130, because at least some of their clothes are cute. And I agree with the poster that said Derick looks like a serial killer. The pictures look way worse than her usual, which is not good if you're advertising something. 

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
9 hours ago, PradaKitty said:

That picture of Jill looks as though it was taken in 1975 with the ugly shirt and platform shoes. It also looks as though they live in Section 8 housing...

I was thinking earlier today that Jill’s life has become sooooo drab. She lives in a small, dark and dingy apartment, cooks drab, bland, beige food and just looks basically like Hell most of the time. Her life needs COLOR in all aspects. Can they paint the walls in their dingy home?  Can she incorporate color into her cream of puke meals? Can she look through some fashion magazines and see how clothes are supposed to fit? 

Guess not. 

I seriously think they do live in Section 8 housing.

  • Like 10

Share this post


Link to post
1 hour ago, JoanArc said:

No masturbating while you’re waiting, is what!

Oooooh, ok, now I get it!  😁

57 minutes ago, Portia said:

.No mention of @OLDERNOWISER 's Servant's Heart? 

She really is in such a precious season of life!  💕

  • Like 2
  • Laugh 6

Share this post


Link to post
On 3/20/2019 at 1:03 PM, Zella said:

Lordy, I guess turning 30 has made him a philosopher. I turn 30 later this year. Maybe I'll subject you all to my wisdom in a lengthy humble-brag blog post to celebrate. 

Geez, I am turning 60 later this year, and I have never felt the need to share my "wisdom" about life.  He is going to be exponentially more annoying as an old man, if that is possible.

  • Like 17
  • Sad 1

Share this post


Link to post
4 hours ago, BigBingerBro said:

If I were Citrus and Potpourri (or whatever it is) I'd be majorly pissed off over those photos.  Dear Lord, couldn't they find a shady place to stand???    And what is that saying about wearing horizontal stripes??????

Derrick's squinting looks horrific!  Like a nightmare!  What was Jill thinking?

Jill's striped shirts remind me of the striped, cotton shirts I dressed my three year old son in decades ago!

  • Like 4
  • Laugh 2

Share this post


Link to post
3 minutes ago, louannems said:

Jill's striped shirts remind me of the striped, cotton shirts I dressed my three year old son in decades ago!

My brother always called them Ernie and Bert shirts.  He hated them as a kid and even as an adult he refused to buy horizontally striped shirts for his son. 😄

  • Like 2
  • Laugh 10

Share this post


Link to post
16 minutes ago, louannems said:

Derrick's squinting looks horrific!  Like a nightmare!  What was Jill thinking?

Jill's striped shirts remind me of the striped, cotton shirts I dressed my three year old son in decades ago!

I know exactly what you mean! My dad and his brother had to wear those shirts, and we have so many pictures of them wearing them on vacation!

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
1 hour ago, 3 is enough said:

Geez, I am turning 60 later this year, and I have never felt the need to share my "wisdom" about life.  He is going to be exponentially more annoying as an old man, if that is possible.

Whenever people complain about a "crabby old person", I tell them they were probably  just as crabby when they were younger.

It's just as you get older, you let your crabiness fly free.

Now get off my lawn!

  • Like 5
  • Laugh 18

Share this post


Link to post

Hope you had the happiest of birthdays, @Oldernowiser. You didn’t mention it, but hoping after your “date night” you got to enjoy a yummy drippy Sunday. 🍨

  • Like 6

Share this post


Link to post
16 hours ago, ginger90 said:

41BE52AF-7607-45D1-96A4-A64A6C2643E5.jpeg

Jill and Derick both look like Black-Eyed Kids. (Warning: Do not let them into your car!)

(For those of you unfamiliar with the reference, here ya go: http://anomalyinfo.com/Stories/1996-ca-brian-bethels-odd-encounter. And for those wanting to read the original story written by Brian Bethel, go here: https://www.pararational.com/brian-bethel-the-black-eyed-kids/.)

Edited by graefin
  • Like 7
  • Surprise 2

Share this post


Link to post

Can I ask why the fuck I had a dream about Derick last night? I've never had a Duggar dream and the first time I do, it's with this asshole. He was a chef apparently and was cooking breakfast for a bunch of people at some big hall of sorts. If you didn't compliment on how good it was, he would choke you to near death. I actually had to pull his hands off someone as they were turning purple. Jilly just stood there and watched as if it were a normal thing and ok to do. So then I figured this was a something he did all the time at home. Also, Spurgeon was their kid.

Edited by Madtown
  • Laugh 15

Share this post


Link to post

For the poster who had been searching for the video of Derick being dorky on the trapeze-thing, I found the episode and uploaded the clip here:

  • Like 4
  • Laugh 8

Share this post


Link to post
10 hours ago, awaken said:

Oooooh, ok, now I get it!  😁

She really is in such a precious season of life!  💕

.....which is so surreal.

@Oldernowiser glad you had a nice birthday.  I love how you spent your day at the nursery. That's my kind of day.  I spent one Mother's Day doing the same thing & enjoyed it so much.

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post
2 hours ago, graefin said:

For the poster who had been searching for the video of Derick being dorky on the trapeze-thing, I found the episode and uploaded the clip here:

Awwww, Ben was so sweet and diplomatic when he said that Austin outperformed him and Derick. Really, he and Austin outperformed Derick!!!

  • Like 5
  • Laugh 1

Share this post


Link to post

A little late to the party but... Derrick's post made me feel really sorry for Jill (and I usually don't). I don't think what Derrick said about marriage is awful (except the part about Oh no! Dying single!), but it must be really hard to be with a guy who feels that way about your relationship when you're spouting #besthubbyever and #soulmates all over social media. Someone has to be unhappy when their views of relationships are that far apart. 

  • Like 18

Share this post


Link to post
4 hours ago, graefin said:

Jill and Derick both look like Black-Eyed Kids. (Warning: Do not let them into your car!)

(For those of you unfamiliar with the reference, here ya go: http://anomalyinfo.com/Stories/1996-ca-brian-bethels-odd-encounter. And for those wanting to read the original story written by Brian Bethel, go here: https://www.pararational.com/brian-bethel-the-black-eyed-kids/.)

Love the story! Chilling!!!

Share this post


Link to post
12 minutes ago, satrunrose said:

A little late to the party but... Derrick's post made me feel really sorry for Jill (and I usually don't). I don't think what Derrick said about marriage is awful (except the part about Oh no! Dying single!), but it must be really hard to be with a guy who feels that way about your relationship when you're spouting #besthubbyever and #soulmates all over social media. Someone has to be unhappy when their views of relationships are that far apart. 

I agree. I was actually on Derick's side with his viewpoint that people have unrealistic expectations of relationships. I can see this being particularly true of the Fundie set where women literally wait for Prince Charming and expect their lives to look like a Disney Movie once he arrives. They tend to marry based on an idealized image they have in their heads, rather than the actual flesh-and-blood person, warts and all. 

  • Like 9

Share this post


Link to post
2 hours ago, graefin said:

For the poster who had been searching for the video of Derick being dorky on the trapeze-thing, I found the episode and uploaded the clip here:

Derek is like a weak string bean. Austin is pretty athletic!

  • Like 1
  • Laugh 2

Share this post


Link to post
21 hours ago, ginger90 said:

C461FA00-11A6-46D7-8D0E-165B1CAA4B1A.jpeg

41BE52AF-7607-45D1-96A4-A64A6C2643E5.jpeg

319A3401-A920-4CF3-A0F2-D6700E2E913A.jpeg

58B25781-C9C3-4B0B-A502-83C8F737A1DA.jpeg

I don't follow the duggers much but this picture of jill shocked me!  Is it a bad picture of has she aged that much??

Share this post


Link to post
2 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

I don't follow the duggers much but this picture of jill shocked me!  Is it a bad picture of has she aged that much??

Yes she has aged that much.  It's a combination of diet, a nonexistent skincare routine, and being married to Dreck.

  • Like 4
  • Laugh 7
  • Sad 1

Share this post


Link to post
22 hours ago, tabloidlover said:

Jill needs to dump Citrus and Lemon stat... from her IG story this morning, please note the horrible sandals and the shirt looks like a shirt my mom wore in the late 70’s

F6BFDCCD-0F8F-4756-9240-B5EC4D4DB4A6.jpeg

What and have to pay for her clothes??

  • Laugh 4

Share this post


Link to post
3 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

I don't follow the duggers much but this picture of jill shocked me!  Is it a bad picture of has she aged that much??

A bit of both, I think. She's definitely looking older in the past couple of years, but a photo taken looking into the sun like that will not only make you scrunch your face up into all the furrows you will have when you are 80, it will throw shadows which emphasize them even more.

  • Like 4

Share this post


Link to post
52 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

I don't follow the duggers much but this picture of jill shocked me!  Is it a bad picture of has she aged that much??

I've already commented on these terrible pictures, but I can't get over how they posted the most unflattering pictures imaginable.  Squinting into the sun, displaying premature aging and wearing clothes that are also unflattering - do neither of them look at the pictures with horror?  With no effort, just not facing the sun would have improved them.  I'm going on and on, but I'm shocked that anyone can be so oblivious.

  • Like 15

Share this post


Link to post

I guess I’m in the minority here, but the pic doesn’t bother me too much.  All our pics growing up in the 80s looked like that, and I appreciate the simplicity.  It looks like an actual candid photo of a mom playing outside with her children.  What’s wrong with that? Maybe I wouldn’t post it, but it looks like someone (I assume Deertick) saw them and wanted to get a quick snap of the moment.  

I’ll take this over Jeremy and Jessa’a heavily staged photos anyday.  There’s nothing natural or endearing about retaking the same photo five times to get the best shot. The mere fact that Spurge knows how to hold the pose lets you know he’s going to grow into a sickening kid if Jessa doesn’t watch out.  

ETA: Everyone’s hair is clean, their clothes fit and match, and the boys are getting fresh air and exercise.  Kudos to Jill (can’t believe I just said that) for not sitting around the TTH all day.  

Edited by Ijustwantsomechips
  • Like 13
  • Laugh 1

Share this post


Link to post
30 minutes ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

I guess I’m in the minority here, but the pic doesn’t bother me too much.  All our pics growing up in the 80s looked like that, and I appreciate the simplicity.  It looks like an actual candid photo of a mom playing outside with her children.  What’s wrong with that? Maybe I wouldn’t post it, but it looks like someone (I assume Deertick) saw them and wanted to get a quick snap of the moment.  

I’ll take this over Jeremy and Jessa’a heavily staged photos anyday.  There’s nothing natural or endearing about retaking the same photo five times to get the best shot. The mere fact that Spurge knows how to hold the pose lets you know he’s going to grow into a sickening kid if Jessa doesn’t watch out.  

ETA: Everyone’s hair is clean, their clothes fit and match, and the boys are getting fresh air and exercise.  Kudos to Jill (can’t believe I just said that) for not sitting around the TTH all day.  

As I look down at the Black Dansko sandals currently on my feet, I cannot find any fault with Jill's sandals.  

  • Like 2
  • Laugh 4

Share this post


Link to post

But playing with 2 toddlers outside when you're wearing platform sandals?  Who does that?  

It's just a hastily posed pic with 2 leftover Halloween balloons and a vindictive husband snapping the photo.  Fail on both sides.   

  • Like 13

Share this post


Link to post
59 minutes ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

I guess I’m in the minority here, but the pic doesn’t bother me too much.  All our pics growing up in the 80s looked like that, and I appreciate the simplicity.  It looks like an actual candid photo of a mom playing outside with her children.  What’s wrong with that? Maybe I wouldn’t post it, but it looks like someone (I assume Deertick) saw them and wanted to get a quick snap of the moment.  

I’ll take this over Jeremy and Jessa’a heavily staged photos anyday.  There’s nothing natural or endearing about retaking the same photo five times to get the best shot. The mere fact that Spurge knows how to hold the pose lets you know he’s going to grow into a sickening kid if Jessa doesn’t watch out.  

ETA: Everyone’s hair is clean, their clothes fit and match, and the boys are getting fresh air and exercise.  Kudos to Jill (can’t believe I just said that) for not sitting around the TTH all day.  

I think there should be something of a happy medium when it comes to photos destined for blog posts and used with sales in mind. I do agree that Jessa's photos come off a bit staged, and definitely agree that she needs to watch out lest Spurgie becomes an entitled brat. He mostly comes off as pretty sweet, but, as you say, he has already learned to hold the poses which bring the most attention, and is probably already quite aware that his face is a commodity in their circles. But I'd still rather see Jessa's photos than Jill's simply because they are more pleasing to the eye.

I don't think Jill necessarily needs to emulate Jessa's style - casual and bohemian seems more her vibe, and one which I honestly rather share with her. But even if her photos are going to be more candid, there's no reason that she can't review them before deciding what to post. At least she could maybe observe that the lighting situation is not doing anyone any favors and try another part of the yard, then take photos from a few angles and see what works best. With today's digital technology, there's nothing at all wrong in taking the same photo multiple times to get the best shot. Especially if it's bound for widespread consumption as a sales tool.

  • Like 12

Share this post


Link to post
2 minutes ago, satrunrose said:

Wait? What? What did I just read? Congratulations, Izzy on completing a (likely developmentally inappropriate work)book! In honour of this you shall receive... proper dental care? Whaaaaaa?

Was just about to comment on this!  WTH?

  • Like 5
  • Laugh 2

Share this post


Link to post

Jill's outfit looks really good on her, though, and her hair is up and neat. That's more than can be said for Jessa usually. (Getting toothpaste as a prize is weird, but to be fair, the toothbrush looks pretty fancy.)

  • Like 14

Share this post


Link to post
Just now, graefin said:

Jill's outfit looks really good on her, though, and her hair is up and neat. That's more than can be said for Jessa usually. (Getting toothpaste as a prize is weird, but to be fair, the toothbrush looks pretty fancy.)

She looks much better than she normally does.  BTW on Jill’s IG yesterday I made the comment that Jill would look younger if she would cut and style her hair and that God wouldn’t hold it against her if she did so.  I didn’t think what I said was mean at all.  Welp, I got an ass-chewing from the leghumpers, and apparently I will indeed go to the bad place when I die. 😞

  • Like 2
  • Laugh 18
  • Sad 1

Share this post


Link to post

Throwing down a book and not wanting to read will get you praise from this bunch too.

WTF, Jill, clean teeth are a effing human right.

  • Like 4

Share this post


Link to post
11 minutes ago, graefin said:

Jill's outfit looks really good on her, though, and her hair is up and neat. That's more than can be said for Jessa usually. (Getting toothpaste as a prize is weird, but to be fair, the toothbrush looks pretty fancy.)

I think she looks cute in that outfit too. 

I remember as a kid and when I took my son to the dentist, after you were done you would get a new brush and toothpaste. I remember feeling really neat about that. 

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post
9 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

Both kids jeans are too long, rolled up. Can’t she buy pants that fit?

Being that they will grow pretty fast, they will probably fit fine in a couple of weeks.  I used to do that when mine were little.  Move buttons, roll cuffs.  Kids get to wear them longer and don't suffer high water pants as often.

  • Like 16

Share this post


Link to post

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×