What If Andrea And Brandon Had Done Sex In The First Season Of Beverly Hills, 90210?

[Primetimer]

Back in the spring of 1991, Andrea offered Brandon 'the person on [her] horse,' but they never actually went through with it. How would their lives be different if they had?

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[AndySmith]

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Brandon's six pumps

There aren't enough warnings in the world for that image.

While the idea of Andrea going to off to Yale right after high school is a nice one, contracts would have meant Andrea would still have been at CU anyway. I do wonder how a post-Brandon Andrea would have been in college at CU.

Edited June 3, 2016 by AndySmith

[MissEwa]

I'm pretty sure Andrea wanted to do it on the counter, like in The Postman Always Rings Twice, hygiene be damned. 

The hypothetical break-up when Emily shows up had me laughing much too loudly for 6am on a Saturday morning. 

[Dave in Chicago]

"The person on my horse" is just legendary writing, full-stop. Truly the gift that keeps on giving, despite not technically getting given.

[Eldemarge]

That scene on the merry-go-round horse remains one of the most uncomfortable moments of television I've ever sat through. Even listening to it again on the podcast had my hands covering my face with loud sobbing sounds.

[Jessie monster]

I still say Steve/Andrea was a missed opportunity. She loosens up! He becomes slightly less dumb! Her Grandma already likes him! Win/win!

[j.j. johnson]

"I choose B."

[bilgistic]

"Six pumps" is generous for that little cock of the walk. I'm thinking more like three and a half.

[Rebecca]

Andrea did dump Dan, the guy she does lose her virginity to, so I hold out hope she'd dump Brando's ass as well.

[luckyroll3]

On 6/3/2016 at 3:48 PM, AndySmith said:

There aren't enough warnings in the world for that image.

I keep picturing Brandon and his bray face.  Ugh [/shudder]!