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Discussion of the hosts regarding a specific episode is fine here, but generalized discussion of the hosts go in the The Hosts Thread: Joe and Mika Know Their Value. 

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21 minutes ago, teddysmom said:

 I did turn it off at 6:30 as I remembered Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee new season dropped.  Jerry Seinfeld >Joe Scarborough. 

I'm not interested in Joe & Mika's opinions on anything. They never do anything but rehash whatever happened after 9 am the day before and I already know all I need to know about that. 

I'm here for the snark on KYV, Joe's delusions about his importance in shaping the United States of America, or any cake/smoothie recipes Mika passes on to viewers. 

I would love to see that Jerry Seinfield series. Is it on Netflix ?

Joe said the GOP could have a caucus meeting in the basement and vote Kevin McCarthy out as leader.

Joe's stories about his time in Congress are always entertaining. It seems that Joe was a big player back then. Joe plotting revolts against Gingrich & Clinton. Joe becoming an honorary member of the Congressional Black Caucus etc.

I wonder if MSNBC will build them a proper studio in Florida so they can have guests ?

I do think they should bring Anand & Aiden Moyadin on more frequently. They had some interesting anecdotes about how the USA is viewed in other countries.

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As an American Jew, I'm standing in solidarity with Donnie today.

He's right. Call it what it is. 

When I was growing up my mother had friends that had survived concentration camps. They had numbers tattooed on the inside of their wrists. One day she asked me if I knew what that was. I didn't ( I was probably about 10) and she told me they had been in concentration camps and survived.  I had girl friends that didn't change they names after getting married to honor their parents, concentration camp survivers.

So today Donnie and I are BFF'S.

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1 hour ago, stormy said:

I had girl friends that didn't change they names after getting married to honor their parents, concentration camp survivers.

What an honorable way to show such love and respect for their parents. I do agree with Donnie, why aren't more people in jail besides Cohen? Meek's teleprompter readings seem to be getting worse. Maybe new glasses, or larger print could help??? 

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3 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

wanted to say that I think Joe has done something, as he really looks BETTER than he has in years, imo.

Wednesday and Thursday he had on great shirts.  He's got a great tan.  His hair is lighter from being in the sun (I hope, I hope he hasn't dyed it.  ick)  He's lost a little weight.  He doesn't look like he's drinking heavily any longer.  He seems rested.
Chilling in France, Nantucket, and the mansion in Palm Beach must agree with him.

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1 hour ago, Landsnark said:

Wasn't he though?  I couldn't stick with it.  Adnan and Donnie were great, but Joe was in full bloviation.

I think Joe was upset that he wasn't invited to moderate the Democratic Presidential candidates debate on CNN. CNN refused to let Joe moderate the debate from his basement studio in Jupiter Florida.

Joe could easily ensure that he questions the candidates on all the issues that he feels are important such as keeping private insurance, entitlement reform, & following constitutional norms.

Mika could ask a few questions about Know Your Value to the female candidates.

Joe said its essential that Democrats unite to stop Trump.

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Monday Recap.

Mika stumbled over the words heat wave. Mika & Joe are in an undiclosed bunker.

New polls for Iowa

Biden 24

Sanders 19

Warren 17

Harris 16

Mayor Pete 7

Sen Amy 4

Sen Cory 3

Joe is wearing the same red checkered shirt as last week.

Joe is outraged at Trump's latest tweet against the Squad.

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Joe looks so awful this morning it's like he's the corpse at a funeral where the family tells the funeral director they will expect to have the bill adjusted because someone made their family member look like that. "FFS, he wasn't even a real color. And what did you do to his HAIR?" 

Ms Au Naturel's color is closer to something seen in nature but there is so much filler in her cheeks that she looks like a chipmunk and her nasolabial folds/marionette lines are merely a memory. 

Lucky break, they were able to bring up that Trump's "our country kills a lot of people also" happened on this show. Yay, them. 

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Joe is ranting about Trump's speech on Inauguration day.

Joe blamed Trump for illegal border crossings.

Joe wants Trump supporters to use the "Google Machine" to review Trump's statements.

Mika defended AOC. AOC said  the USA was 10% away from garbage. It's not 100% garbage.

Joe told people to stir Sanka crystals. Joe is dating himself with the Sanka references.

Joe twirled a blue pen around. Joe signs autographs during the show for his fanbase.

Mika does not like Stephen Miller.

Joe defended AOC.

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Joe said Trump will lose in a landslide.

It took 23 minutes for Elise to make her first comments. She said that trump has no strategy.

Elise said Trump needs a medical exam at Walter Reed.

Joe said that Trump was popular with the hip hop community and dated black women to help his casinos & his reputation.

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Joe said Trump will lose in a landslide.

I wish he would just cut this shit out.  He just opens his well-paid mouth and crap pours out, none of it having any basis in reality. He and Mika should know more than almost anyone else the futility of making statements like the above.  Can anyone tell I am enraged, and I haven't even had any sugar yet!!!

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Joe is wearing the same red checkered shirt as last week.

I was wondering why I was craving hot dogs and potato salad...

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3 minutes ago, WhineandCheez said:

I wish he would just cut this shit out.  He just opens his well-paid mouth and crap pours out, none of it having any basis in reality. He and Mika should know more than almost anyone else the futility of making statements like the above.  Can anyone tell I am enraged, and I haven't even had any sugar yet!!!

I was wondering why I was craving hot dogs and potato salad...

Joe should be careful of ' The Google Machine" . Here is his prediction from June 2016.

He thought Trump would lose in a landslide worse than Barry Goldwater in 1964.

https://legalinsurrection.com/2016/06/scarborough-predicts-trump-loss-so-huge-will-make-goldwater-look-extremely-successful/

Joe wore the same checkered shirt in 2011. It does make me hungry.

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I thought one of the best parts of the show was Lemire's observation regarding Mueller's testimony, if they didn't read the book ( the whole 400 pages of the investigation) they will see the movie. Didn't it seem for a short time that Lemire was actually hosting the show? I liked that!

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Interesting segment on Kamala Harris in Iowa. They showed Joe's "people in the rain" waiting for her to speak.

Dr Dave met with Kamala Harris. She cooked a chicken. It looked tasty! She is in favor of exercise & good sleep.

2 minutes ago, teddysmom said:

Did Joe have his red & white checkered picnic table cloth shirt on again? 

Yes!

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Biden is leading Bernie 39-17 in South Carolina. Harris is 3rd at 12%

california

Biden 24

Harris 23

Warren 19

Sanders 16

Pete 6

Texas

Biden 27

Beto 17

Warren 16

Harris 12

Sanders 12

Pete  4

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I saw portions of the show today.  I didn't catch the beginning though.  I'm still curious as to why Joe and Mika are in different cities for the show.  Do they do the everyone is there around the table conference style discussion anymore? 

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4 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

I saw portions of the show today.  I didn't catch the beginning though.  I'm still curious as to why Joe and Mika are in different cities for the show.  Do they do the everyone is there around the table conference style discussion anymore? 

Mika & Joe's new contract with the network allows them to work from their home in Florida or at several other portable studios located at places where they vacation. I think they are in Maine or Martha's Vineyard this month.

Mika & Joe will show up in NY or Washington if they have a KYV seminar or book signing or cocktail party in their honor to attend.

Joe will be on a highly anticipated book tour later this fall .

Joe blamed today's flubs and poor teleprompter performance on TJ in NYC. Joe said he was like Fat Thor in the Avengers.

Martinez the director is leaving the show.

Joe was upset at someone on twitter calling him Gumbi.

Mika was absent during the last hour.

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So, this morning, I guess Mika and Joe were in different cities.  I mean, wouldn't it be ridiculous to sit in front of a fake different city, when you're still in your home or in the same studio?  lol  Maybe, I'm missing their point. 

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28 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

So, this morning, I guess Mika and Joe were in different cities.  I mean, wouldn't it be ridiculous to sit in front of a fake different city, when you're still in your home or in the same studio?  lol  Maybe, I'm missing their point. 

I think there are 2 studios set up in the same home. Mika & Joe each get their own backdrop .

There was an article in the NY Post or Washington Post about the home studios.

Mika & Joe 's clout with the network allowed them to get this arrangement. Mika & Joe's mom moved to Florida for health reasons, so Mika & Joe moved to Florida to be close to them.

Joe had also complained about the high tax rates in Connecticut. The state refused to give Joe a rebate on his taxes , so he left the state. It was a major loss for the state to lose an opinion leader of Joe's calibre.

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1 hour ago, oakville said:

Joe was upset at someone on twitter calling him Gumbi.

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That's perfect - we just need to find a picture of Gumby with an anus for a mouth.

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41 minutes ago, WhineandCheez said:

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Sweet Jesus, is this fan art?????

It could have been done in Photoshop, you can manipulate photos to look like a painting, etc.  I can see Joe having one of the slaves/minions/interns doing it. 

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No, not fan art - the source is Himself. It's a promo for the iTunes release of his version of The White Album.

Although ... he is his own biggest fan ...

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Tuesday Recap.

Mika & Joe are still in the bunker. Joe finally changed his shirt after viewer complaints.

Joe is mad at the GOP for the budget deal. The deficit is 1 trillion in good economic times.

Joe said Trump is spending too much money.

Joe complained about the tax cut which helped Billionaires.

Karine Jean Pierre is upset that Trump got a pass till after the election.

Joe said he was a hero when he got elected to Congress. He balanced the budget 4 years in a row.

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Bill Neely said that Boris Johnson will become PM in an vote by party members.

He said it staggeringly undemocratic. There are only 160,000 members.

He said Boris Johnson is similar to Trump.

Boris wants to leave the EU by October 31

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Joe is furious that the justice dept allowed Trump to payoff Stormy $130K to help him win the election which is illegal. However, now that he i President he can't be indicted.

Joe said no man is above the law.

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41 minutes ago, oakville said:

Tuesday Recap.

Mika & Joe are still in the bunker. Joe finally changed his shirt after viewer complaints.

Joe is mad at the GOP for the budget deal. The deficit is 1 trillion in good economic times.

Joe said Trump is spending too much money.

Joe complained about the tax cut which helped Billionaires.

Karine Jean Pierre is upset that Trump got a pass till after the election.

Joe said he was a hero when he got elected to Congress. He balanced the budget 4 years in a row.

Oakville, thank you for watching every day so I don’t have to. 

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9 minutes ago, may flowers said:

He balanced the budget 4 years in a row.

So it was Bill Clinton in the WH, and Joe in Congress.  Joe Scarborough personally, by himself, balanced a budget. 

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