I'm Gonna Have To Eat Every Fucking Chicken In This Room: The Quotes Topic

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Bronn: There is still the question of my prize.
Jaime: That's a lot of money I just gave you.
Bronn: It's not a castle. How about that one? It's available.
Jaime: You don't want Highgarden.
Bronn: I beg to differ.
Jaime: We're at war. Daenerys Targaryen could come and take it back the day after you move in. Besides, think of the upkeep. The more you own, the more it weighs you down.
Bronn: Is that why you're so fucking glum?

Bronn: Yes, I'm sure Queen Cersei's reign will be long and peaceful.
Jaime: Stranger things have happened.
Bronn: Like what?

Littlefinger: To go through all of that and make your way back home only to find such chaos in the world, I can hardly imagine-
Bran: Chaos is a ladder.
[sound of Littlefinger soiling his pants]

Arya: Do I have to call you Lady Stark now?
Sansa: Yes.

Sansa: You shouldn't have run from the guards.
Arya: I didn't run. You need better guards.

Arya: They say you killed Joffrey. Did you?
Sansa: I wish I had.
Arya: Me too. I was angry when I heard someone else had done it. However long my list got, he was always first.
Sansa: Your list?
Arya: Of people I'm going to kill.

Dany: Your strategy has lost us Dorne, the Iron Islands, and the Reach.
Tyrion: If I have underestimated our enemies-
Dany: Our enemies? Your family, you mean. Perhaps you don't want to hurt them after all.

Dany: My enemies are in the Red Keep. What kind of a queen am I if I'm not willing to risk my life to fight them?
Tyrion: A smart one.

Brienne: Don't lunge. Don't go where you enemy leads you. And don't-
Arya: Don't fight someone like her in the first place.

Brienne: I can go and find the master of arms for you, my lady.
Arya: He didn't beat the Hound. You did. I want to train with you.

Brienne: You can't use that [sword], my lady. It's too small.
Arya: I won't cut you. Don't worry.

Brienne: Who taught you how to do that?
Arya: No one.

Davos: What do you think of her?
Jon: Who?
Davos: I believe you know of whom I speak.
Jon: I think she has a good heart.
Davos: A good heart? I've noticed you staring at her good heart.
Jon: There's no time for that.
[Davos' inner monologue: There's always time for that!]
Jon: I saw the Night King, Davos. I looked into his eyes. How many men do we have in the north to fight him? Ten thousand? Less?
Davos: Fewer.
Jon: What?

Missandei: Ser Davos. Lord Snow.
Davos: King Snow, isn't it? No, that doesn't sound right. King Jon?
Jon: It doesn't matter.

Missandei: Forgive me, but may I ask a question?
Jon: Of course.
Missandei: Your name is Jon Snow but your father's name was Ned Stark.
Jon: I'm a bastard. My mother and father weren't married.
Davos: Is the custom different in Narth?
Missandei: We don't have marriage in Narth so the concept of a bastard doesn't exist.
Davos: That sounds...liberating.

Theon: Jon. I didn't know you were here. Sansa - is she alright?
Jon: What you did for her is the only reason I'm not killing you.

Lord Tarly: Flogging stragglers has a marked effect on mobility.

Dickon: Ser Jaime.
Jaime: Rickon.
Dickon: Dickon.
[Bronn laughs]

Dickon: I didn't expect it to smell like that.
Bronn: Men shit themselves when they die. Didn't they teach you that at fancy lad school? I learnt it when I was five.
[awkward silence]

Dany: Dracarys!

Jaime: Scorpion is over there.
Bronn: Go get it then.
Jaime: I can't shoot with one hand.
[Bronn's inner monologue: Gawd, do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?]

Dothraki: Your people can't fight.

Tyrion: You idiot. YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

Edited August 7, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Bronn: What the fuck were you doing back there?
Jaime: Ending the war. Killing [Dany].
Bronn: You saw the dragon between you and her? Listen to me, cunt. Until I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you. You don't get to kill you. Only I get to kill you.
Jaime: That was only one of them. She has two more. If she decides to use them, really use them-
Bronn: You're fucked.
Jaime: Don't you mean we're fucked?
Bronn: No, I do not. Dragons are where our partnership ends. I'm not going to be around when those things start spitting fire on Kings Landing.

Dany: You will not kneel?
Randyll Tarly: I already have a queen.
Tyrion: My sister. She wasn't your queen until recently though, was she? When she murdered your rightful queen and destroyed House Tyrell for all time. So it appears your allegiances are somewhat flexible.

Cersei: We fight and die or we submit and die. I know my choice.

Tyrion: All rulers demand that people bend the knee. That's why they're rulers. She gave Tarly a choice, a man who had taken up arms against her. What else could she do?
Varys: Not burn him alive alongside his son?

Tyrion: Who's that [message] for?
Varys: Jon Snow.
Tyrion: Did you read it?
Varys: It's a sealed scroll for the King in the North.
Tyrion: What's it say?
Varys: Nothing good.

Sansa: I'm sure cutting off heads is very satisfying but that's not the way you get people to work together.

Tyrion: The last time I was here, I killed my father with a crossbow.
Davos: The last time I was here, you killed my son with wildfire.

Tyrion: What if someone takes the boat?
Davos: Then we're fucked. Best hurry.

Jaime: I once told Bronn that if I ever saw you again, I'd cut you in half.
Tyrion: It'll take you a while with a sparring sword.

Davos: Safety is never a permanent state of affairs.

Goldcloak: Where'd you get that scar?
Tyrion: Fish hook. Some men you just can't teach.

Davos: [Jon]'s got a lot on his mind. He doesn't need to be thinking about harboring the bastard of a dead king.
Gendry: You don't have to worry.
Davos: You're Clovis, a smith who's come to pay his respects before he heads off to work at the Winterfell forges.
Gendry: Understood.
Davos: Begging your pardon, your grace. This is-
Gendry: Gendry, your grace. I'm Robert Baratheon's son. Bastard son.
Davos: He was meant to keep that to himself.
Gendry: Our fathers trusted each other. Why shouldn't we?
Jon: I saw your father at Winterfell once.
Gendry: I met yours in my shop.
Jon: You're a lot leaner.
Gendry: You're a lot shorter.

Gendry: Let me come with you.
Davos: Don't be a fool. You're not a soldier.
Gendry: No, but I'm a fighter.

Tyrion: You may not believe it, but I've missed you, Mormont. Nobody glowers quite like you, not even Greyworm.

Gilly: Do you know how many steps are in the Citadel?
Sam: No.
Gilly: 15,782. Guess how many windows are in the Great Sept of Baelor.
Sam: None anymore.

Gilly: What does annulment mean?
Sam: It's when a man sets aside his lawful wife.
Gilly: Maynard says here that he issued an annulment for Prince Rhaegar and remarried him to someone else at the same time in a secret ceremony in Dorne.

Tormund: Isn't it your job to talk [Jon] out of stupid fucking ideas like this?
Davos: I've been failing at that job of late.
Tormund: How many queens are there now?
Jon: Two.
Tormund: And you need to convince the one with the dragons or the one who fucks her brother?

Davos: I'll be staying behind. I'm a liability out there as you well know.
Tormund: You are.

Gendry: Don't trust him. Don't trust any of them. They're the Brotherhood and the last thing their lord told them to do was sell me to a red witch to be murdered.
Thoras: I hardly recognize you.
Beric: Ser Jorah Mormont.
Thoras: They won't give me anything to drink down here. I haven't been feeling like myself.
Tormund: You're a fucking Mormont? That's the last Lord Commander?
Jorah: He was my father.
Tormund: He hunted us like animals.
Jorah: You returned the favor, as I recall.
Beric: Here we all are at the edge of the world at the same moment heading in the same direction for the same reason.
Davos: Your reasons aren't our reasons.
Beric: It doesn't matter what we think our reasons are. There's a greater purpose at work, and we serve it together whether we know it or not. We may take the steps, but the lord of light-
Hound: For fuck's sake, will you shut your hole? Are we coming with you or not?

Edited August 14, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo

[Lady S.]

Dany: They're beautiful, aren't they?
Jon: It wasn't the word I was thinking of, but-but, yes, they are. Gorgeous beasts. 

Jaime: We don't have time for this. We should be preparing the city for a siege. The Dothraki are coming.
Bronn: All the more reason for you to train. Unless you plan on fighting Dothraki 12-year-olds.

Davos: I wasn't sure I'd find you. Thought you might still be rowing. ( chuckles ) I looked in shops, taverns, brothels. Should have known to come straight to the Street of Steel.
Gendry: Aren't you worried about the gold cloaks?
Davos: Haven't been here in years. Why should they recognize me? Sometimes I hardly do. Nothing fucks you harder than time. 

Davos: Fermented crab. One bucket of this triples a brothel's earnings for the week. A man thinks he's done. He's ready to go back to his loving family. But before he gets his breeches up, his lady of the hour pops a tiny spoon of that into his mouth. Five minutes later, he's back in the race. Here, have a taste. I'd hurry to your favorite establishment, or you'll put a hole in that chainmail. 

Davos: As my father used to say, "It's better to be a coward for a minute, than dead for the rest of your life. "
Gendry: I owe you my life. Twice over. But if what you said is true about what's up there, I can't wait out this war.
Davos: Yeah, nobody mind me. All I've ever done is live to a ripe old age. 

Tormund: How many men did you bring?
Jon: Not enough.
Tormund: The big woman? 

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Tormund: Haven't been North before?
Gendry: Never seen snow before.
Tormund: Beautiful, eh? I can breathe again. Down south, the air smells like pig shit.
Jon: You've never been down south.
Tormund: I've been to Winterfell.
Jon: That's the North.
Tormund: Pffffft.

Jon: How do you live up here? How do you keep your balls from freezing off?
Tormund: You've got to keep moving, that's the secret. Walking's good, fighting's better, fucking's best.
Jon: There's not a living woman within 100 miles of here.
Tormund: We've got to make do with what we've got.

Tormund: This one [Gendry] is maybe not so smart.
Jon: Davos says he's a strong fighter.
Tormund: Good. That's more important than being smart.

Tormund: So you've met this Dragon queen, huh? And?
Jon: She will only fight beside us if I bend the knee.
Tormund: You spent too much time with the free folk. Now you don't like kneeling. Mance Rayder was a great man. Proud man. The King Beyond the Wall and never bent the knee. How many of his people died for his pride?

Thoros: You still mad at us, boy?
Gendry: You sold me to a witch.
Thoros: A priestess. I'll admit it, it is a subtle distinction.
Gendry: Do you know what she did to me? She strapped me down on the bed, she stripped me naked-
Hound: Sounds alright so far.
Gendry: And put leeches on me!
Hound: Was she naked too?

Hound: Could've been worse.
Gendry: She wanted to kill me. And they would have killed me if it weren't for-
Hound: But they didn't, did they? So what are you whinging about?
Gendry: I'm not whinging.
Hound: Your lips are moving and you're complaining about something. That's whinging. This one has been killed six times and you don't hear him bitching about it.

Arya: I knew what I was doing was against the rules but [Ned] was smiling, so I knew it wasn't wrong. The rules were wrong. I was doing what I was meant to be doing and he knew it.

Tormund: You're the one they call the dog.
Hound: Fuck off.
Tormund: They told me you were mean. Were you born mean or you just hate wildlings?
Hound: I don't give two shits about wildlings. It's gingers I hate.
Tormund: Gingers are beautiful. We are kissed by fire. Just like you.
Hound: Don't point your fucking finger at me.
Tormund: Did you trip into the fire when you were a baby?
Hound: I didn't trip. I was pushed.
Tormund: Ever since, you've been mean.
Hound: Will you fuck off?
Tormund: I don't think you're truly mean. You have sad eyes.
Hound: You want to suck my dick, is that it?
Tormund: Dick?
Hound: Cock.
Tormund: Ah, dick. I like it.
Hound: Bet you do.
Tormund: Nope, it's pussy for me. I have a beauty waiting for me back in Winterfell - if I ever get back there. Yellow hair, blue eyes. Tallest woman you've ever seen. Almost as tall as you.
Hound: Brienne of Tarth?
Tormund: You know her?
Hound: You're with Brienne of fucking Tarth?
Tormund: Well, not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me.
Hound: How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?
Tormund: You do know her.
Hound: We've met.
Tormund: I want to make babies with her. Think of them. Great big monsters. They conquer the world.
Hound: How did a mad fucker like you live this long?
Tormund: I'm good at killing people.

Jon: So what's the point of serving a god if none of us knows what he wants?
Beric: I think about that all the time. I don't think it's our purpose to understand. Except one thing. We're soldiers. We have to know what we're fighting for. I'm not fighting so some man or woman I barely know can sit on a throne made of swords.
Jon: So what are you fighting for?
Beric: Life. Death is the enemy. The first enemy. And the last.
Jon: But we all die.
Beric: The enemy always wins. But we still need to fight him. That's all I know. You and I won't find much joy while we're here. But we can keep others alive. We can defend those who can't defend themselves.
Jon: I am the shield that guards the realms of men.
Beric: Maybe we don't need to understand any more than that. Maybe that's enough.

Dany: Do you know what I like about you?
Tyrion: I honestly don't. 
Dany: You're not a hero.
Tyrion: Oh. I've been heroic on occasion. I once charged through the Mud Gate of King's Landing.
Dany: I don't want you to be a hero. Heroes do stupid things and they die. Drogo, Jorah, Daario, even this Jon Snow. They all try to outdo each other - who can do the stupidest bravest thing
Tyrion: It's interesting, these heroes you name - Drogo, Jorah, Daarios, even this Jon Snow. They all fell in love with you.
Dany: Jon Snow is not in love with me.
Tyrion: Oh, my mistake. I suppose he stares at you longingly because he's hopeful for a successful military alliance.

Dany: Right now [Cersei]'s thinking of how to set a trap.
Tyrion: Of course she is. And she's wondering what trap you're laying for her.
Dany: Are we? Laying any traps?
Tyrion: If we want to create a new and better world, I'm not sure deceit and mass murder is the best way to start.
Dany: Which war was won without deceit and mass murder?

Gendry: Do bears have blue eyes?

Beric: You alright?
Thoros: I just got bit by a dead bear.
Beric: Aye, you did.

Jorah: Something I've always wanted to know.
Thoros: Alright.
Jorah: How drunk were you when you charged through the breach on Pyke?
Thoras: If we're being honest, I don't remember charging through the breach. Some of the lads told me about it the next morning. Sounded like a good scrap.
Jorah: Aye. It was a proper scrap. The Ironborn thought you were some kind of god, the way you were waving that flaming sword. I thought you were the bravest man I ever saw.
Thoros: Just the drunkest.

Sansa: I will not set foot in King's Landing while Cersei Lannister is queen. If they want another Stark prisoner, they can come and take me.

Brienne: It's not safe leaving you with Littlefinger.
Sansa: I have many guards who'd happily imprison him or behead him whether or not you're here.

Beric: The Lord [of Light] brought you back. He brought me back. No one else, just us. Did he do it to watch us freeze to death?
Hound: Careful, Beric, you've lost your priest. This is your last life.
Beric: I've been waiting for the end for a long time. Maybe the Lord brought me here to find it.
Hound: Every Lord I've ever met's been a cunt. Can't see why the Lord of Light should be any different.

Beric: We'll meet again, Clegane.
Hound: Fucking hope not.

Arya: We both wanted to be other people when we were younger. You wanted to be a queen, to sit next to a handsome young king on the Iron Throne. I wanted to be a knight, to pick up a sword like father and go off to battle. Neither of us got to be the other person, did we? The world doesn't just let girls decide what they are going to be.

Jon: Thank you, Dany.
Dany: "Dany." Who was the last person who called me that? I'm not sure. Was it my brother? Not the company you want to keep.

Edited August 21, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo

[Bryce Lynch]

Sansa: "I don't want someone brave and gentle and strong. I want him!" (Joffrey)

 

Hot Pie: "You've been making pies?"

Arya: "One or two."

[paigow]

On 8/21/2017 at 5:38 AM, ElectricBoogaloo said:

Hound: How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver....
---with some dried up beans and Dornish piss called "Chianti"???

[Macbeth]

Davos - "Nothing fucks you harder than time."

The truest statement ever uttered.  I raise my glass of prune juice to toast you Davos.

[CherryMalotte]

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Tormund: And you need to convince the one with the dragons or the one who fucks her brother?

Gendry cracking up just makes this comment 100x more supersonic.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Sansa: I'm a slow learner.

Cersei: I always knew you were the stupidest Lannister.

[paulvdb]

Arya: "I had to become something else."

You know you watch to much Arrow when you immediately add "I had to become the Green Arrow."

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Bronn: I still enjoy it when they call me "my lord."
Jaime: The thrill will fade.
Bronn: If we live that long. Men without cocks. You wouldn't find me fighting in an army if I had no cock. What's left to fight for?
Jaime: Gold?
Bronn: I spent my life around soldiers. What do you think they spend that gold on?
Jaime: Family.
Bronn: Not without a cock, you don't.
Jaime: Maybe it is all cocks in the end.

Tyrion: A pleasant surprise in an unpleasant situation.
Podrick: I never thought I'd see you again, my lord.
Tyrion: Supporting the enemy, no less.
Podrick: Hard to blame you.
Tyrion: Cersei will anyway.
Podrick: I'm glad you're alive.
Bronn: Come on! You can suck his magic cock later.

Brienne: I thought you were dead.
Hound: Not yet. You came pretty close.
Brienne: I was only trying to protect her.
Hound: You and me both.
Brienne: She's alive - Arya.
Hound: Where?
Brienne: Winterfell.
Hound: Who's protecting her if you're here?
Brienne: The only one that needs protecting is the one that gets in her way.
Hound: It won't be me.

Bronn: Come on, Pod. Let's you and me go have a drink while the fancy folks talk, eh?

Hound: I left this shit city because I didn't want to die in it. Am I going to die in this shit city?
Tyrion: You might.
Hound: And this is all your idea. Seems every bad idea has some Lannister cunt behind it.
Tyrion: And some Clegane cunt to help them see it through.

Euron: Theon! I have your sister. If you don't submit to me here now, I'll kill her.
Tyrion: I think we ought to begin with larger concerns.
Euron: Then why are you talking? You're the smallest concern here.
Tyrion: Do you remember when we discussed dwarf jokes?
Theon: His wasn't even good.
Tyrion: He explained it at the end. Never explain. It always ruins it.

Dany: You have my word.
Cersei: The word of a would-be usurper.

Jaime: I'm loyal to the queen, and you're loyal to Sansa and her dolt brother.
Brienne: Oh, fuck loyalty!

Tyrion: Have you ever considered learning how to lie every now and then? Just a bit?
Jon: I'm not going to swear an oath I can't uphold. Talk about my father if you want, tell me that's the attitude that got him killed. But when enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything. Then there are no more answers, only better and better lies. And lies won't help us in this fight.
Tyrion: That is indeed a problem. The more immediate problem is that we're fucked.

Dany: I didn't come all this way to have my Hand murdered.
Tyrion: I don't want Cersei to murder me either. I could have stayed in my cell and saved a great deal of trouble.
Jon: I did this. I should go.
Tyrion: She'll definitely murder you.

Jaime: [Cersei] thinks I was an idiot to trust you. A lot of people seem to think that, actually.
Tyrion: I'm about to step into a room with the most murderous woman in the world who's already tried to kill me twice - that I know of. Who's an idiot?

Cersei: She's your kind of woman - a foreign whore who doesn't know her place.
Tyrion: A foreign whore you can't abduct, beat, or intimidate. That must be difficult for you.

Tyrion: I think she will make the world a better place. She knows herself. She chose an advisor who would check her worst impulses instead of feeding them. That's the difference between you.
Cersei: I don't care about checking my worst impulses. I don't care about making the world a better place. Hang the world.

Dany: I can't have children.
Jon: Who told you that?
Dany: The witch who murdered my husband.
Jon: Has it occurred to you she might not have been a reliable source of information?

Jon: It appears Tyrion's assessment was correct. We're fucked.

Littlefinger: Sometimes when I try to understand a person's motives, I play a little game. I assume the worst. What's the worst reason they could possibly have for saying what they say and doing what they do? Then I ask myself, "How well does that reason explain what they say and what they do?"

Theon: You risked everything to tell an enemy the truth.

Theon: You've always known what was right. Even when we were all young and stupid, you always knew. Every step you take it's always the right step.
Jon: It's not. It may seem that way from the outside, but I promise you, it's not true. I've done plenty of things that I regret.
Theon: Not compared to me, you haven't.
Jon: No. Not compared to you.
Theon: I always wanted to do the right thing. Be the right kind of person. But I never knew what that meant. It always seemed like  there was an impossible choice I had to make - Stark or Greyjoy.
Jon: Our father was more of a father to you than yours ever was.
Theon: He was.
Jon: And you betrayed him. Betrayed his memory.
Theon: I did.
Jon: But you never lost him. He's a part of you. Just like he's a part of me.
Theon: But the things I've done-
Jon: It's not my place to forgive you for all of it. But what I can forgive, I do. You don't need to choose. You're a Greyjoy and you're a Stark.

Arya: Are you sure you want to do this?
Sansa: It's not what I want. It's what honor demands.
Arya: And what does honor demand?
Sansa: That I defend my family from those who would harm us. That I defend the North from those who would betray us.
Arya: All right then. Get on with it.
Sansa: You stand accused of murder. You stand accused of treason. How do you answer these charges - Lord Baelish?
Littlefinger: ....
Arya: My sister asked you a question.
Littlefinger: Lady Sansa, forgive me. I'm a bit confused.
Sansa: Which charges confuse you? Let's start with the simplest one. You murdered our aunt, Lysa Arryn. You pushed her through the moon door and watched her fall. Do you deny it?
Littlefinger: I did it to protect you.
Sansa: You did it to take power in the Vale. Earlier, you conspired to murder Jon Arryn. You gave Lysa Tears of Lys to poison him. Do you deny it?
Littlefinger: Whatever your aunt might have told you, she was a troubled woman. She imagined enemies everywhere.
Sansa: You had Aunt Lysa send a letter to our parents telling them it was the Lannisters who murdered Jon Arryn when really it was you. The conflict between the Starks and the Lannisters - it was you who started it. Do you deny it?
Littlefinger: I know of no such letter.
Sansa: You conspired with Cersei Lannister and Joffrey Baratheon to betray our father, Ned Stark. Thanks to your treachery, he was imprisoned and later executed on false charges of treason. Do you deny it? 
Littlefinger: I deny it! None of you were there to see what happened. None of you knows the truth.
Bran: You held a knife to his throat. You said, "I did warn you not the trust me."
Arya: You told our mother this knife belonged to Tyrion Lannister. But that was another one of your lies. It was yours.
Littlefinger: Lady Sansa, I have known you since you were a girl. I've protected you. 
Sansa: Protected me? By selling me to the Boltons?
Littlefinger: If we could speak alone, I can explain everything.
Sansa: Sometimes when I'm trying to understand a person's motives, I play a little game. I assume the worst. What's the worst reason you have for turning me against my sister? That's what you do, isn't it? That's what you've always done - turn family against family, turn sister against sister. That's what you did to our mother and Aunt Lysa, and that's what you tried to do to us.
Littlefinger: Sansa, please.
Sansa: I'm a slow learner, it's true. But I learn.

Littlefinger: I am Lord Protector of the Vale and I command you to escort me safely back to the Eyrie.
Royce: I think not.
Littlefinger: Sansa, I beg you! I loved your mother since the time I was a boy.
Sansa: And yet you betrayed her.
Littlefinger: I loved you. More than anyone.
Sansa: And yet you betrayed me. When you brought me back to Winterfell, you told me there's no justice in the world, not unless we make it. Thank you for all your many lessons, Lord Baelish. I will never forget them.

Cersei: What are you doing?
Jaime: Preparing the expedition north.
Cersei: Expedition north? I always knew you were the stupidest Lannister. The Starks and Targaryens have united against us, and you want to fight alongside them? Are you a traitor or an idiot?
Jaime: You pledged our forces to fight our common enemy.
Cersei: I'll say whatever I need to say to ensure the survival of our house. You expect me to trust the man who murdered our father? You expect me to command our troops to fight beside foreign scum, to fight for the Dragon Queen?

Cersei: The monsters are real. The white walkers, the dragons, the Dothraki screamers all the frightening stories we heard when we were young, they're all real. So be it. Let the monsters kill each other.

Jaime: We don't have the support of the other houses!
Cersei: No, we have something better. We have the Iron Bank. You should've listened more when Father spoke about the importance of gold. Oh, I know it's boring for you. You just wanted to hunt and ride and fight. But I listened. I learned.

Jaime: You plotted with Euron Greyjoy without telling me, the commander of your armies?
Cersei: And you conspired with Tyrion, the man who murdered our father, without telling me, your queen.
Jaime: I didn't conspire with him.
Cersei: You met with him in secret without my consent. You planned to promote my enemies' interests. That is the definition of conspiracy.
Jaime: I pledged to ride north. I intend to honor that pledge.
Cersei: And that will be treason.
Jaime: Treason?
Cersei: Disobeying your queen's command, fighting with her enemies. What would you call it?
Jaime: Doesn't matter what I'd call it.
Cersei: I told you no one walks away from me.
Jaime: Are you going to order him to kill me? I'm the only one you have left. Our children are gone, our father is gone. It's just me and you now.
Cersei: There's one more yet to come.
Jaime: Give the order then.
[Cersei nods at the Mountain]
Jaime: I don't believe you.

Sam: What happened to you beyond the Wall?
Bran: I became the Three-Eyed Raven.
Sam: Oh!...I don't know what that means.

Bran: Robert's Rebellion was built on a lie.

Arya: You're the Lady of Winterfell.
Sansa: Does that bother you?
Arya: I was never going to be as good a lady as you so I had to be something else. I never could have survived what you survived.
Sansa: You would have. You're the strongest person I know.
Arya: I believe that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Sansa: Well, don't get used to it. You're still very strange and annoying.

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49 minutes ago, ElectricBoogaloo said:

Sansa: Well, don't get used to it. You're still very strange and annoying.

That was my favorite line Sansa has ever said.

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Tyrion: You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off.
Varys: You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?
Tyrion: Because I have balls, and you don't.

Sansa: What do dragons eat anyway?
Daenerys: Whatever they want.

Tyrion: The Lady of Winterfell. Has a nice ring to it.
Sansa: So does Hand of the Queen - depending on the queen, I suppose.

Tyrion: The last time we spoke was at Joffrey’s wedding. Miserable affair.
Sansa: It had its moments.

Tyrion: Many underestimated you. Most of them are dead now.

Arya: How did you survive a knife through the heart?
Jon: I didn't.

Jon: You still have it.
Arya: Needle.
Jon: Have you ever used it?
Arya: Once or twice.

Arya: Valyrian steel.
Jon: Jealous?

Yara: Why don’t you just get it over with and kill me?
Euron: But we're family. The last Greyjoys left in the world. The last ones with balls anyway. If I kill you, who can I talk to?

Cersei: Horses?
Strickland: Two housand.
Cersei: Elephants?
Strickland: Uh, no elephants, your grace.
Cersei: That’s disappointing.

Cersei: You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen, earn her.

Cersei: You’re insolent. I’ve executed men for less.

Qyburn: The queen's brothers made promises to you and broke them. Her grace wants to rectify their mistake.
Bronn: She once gave me a castle and a wife, then rectified me right out of them.

Euron: So how do I compare to the fat king?
Cersei: You're insulting my late husband?
Euron: Are you offended?
Cersei: Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body.
Euron: And the Kingslayer?
Cersei: You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?

Cersei: You might be the most arrogant man I’ve ever met. I like that.

Yara: What is dead may never die.
Theon: What is dead may never die.
Yara: But kill the bastards anyway.

Varys: The Karstarks.
Tyrion: One of the better sigils. Beats an onion anyway.
Davos: Can't argue with that.

Davos: On the off chance that we survive the Night King, what if the Seven Kingdoms, for once in their whole shit history, were ruled by a just woman and an honorable man?
Tyrion: They do make a handsome couple.
Varys: You overestimate our influence. Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men.
Tyrion: I'm not that old. Not as old as him. Our queen respects the wisdom of age.
Varys: Of course she does. Respect is how the young keep us at a distance, so we don't remind them of an unpleasant truth.
Tyrion: What is that?
Varys: Nothing lasts.

Jon: I don’t know how to ride a dragon.
Daenerys: Nobody does until they ride a dragon.
Jon: What if he doesn’t want me to?
Daenerys: Then I’ve enjoyed knowing you, Jon Snow.
Jon: What do I hold on to?
Daenerys: Whatever you can.

Hound: You know who makes weapons for the wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers. Which one are you?

Hound: You left me to die.
Arya: First I robbed you.

Gendry: Valyrian steel. I always knew you were just another rich girl.
Arya: You don’t know any other rich girls.

Jon: She’s not her father.
Sansa: No, she’s much prettier.

Daenerys: You’re the man.
Sam: Which man am I?

Jon: What are you doing in Winterfell? Or did you already read every book in the Citadel already?

Jon: Daenerys is our queen.
Sam: She shouldn't be.
Jon: That's treason.
Sam: That's the truth.

Dolorous Edd: Stand back! He’s got blue eyes!
Tormund: I’ve always had blue eyes!

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From Hardhomme, Season 5 Episode 8

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Daenerys: Lannister, Targaryen, Baratheon, Stark, Tyrell. They’re all just spokes on a wheel. This one's on top, then that ones on top and on and on it spins, crushing the people on the ground.

Tyrion: It’s a beautiful dream. Stopping the wheel. You’re not the first person to have dreamt it.

Daenerys: I’m not going to stop the wheel. I’m going to break the wheel.

I'm posting it because "Break the Wheel" doesn't mean, nor has it ever meant, some kind of Shangri-La where people, particularly the nobility, can do whatever they want with no consequences.

It just means the monarch will protect the people from rapacious overlords.  This was a fairly common idea in the Middle  Ages and Early Modern Europe, that the people and monarch work together to keep the nobles in check.

It doesn't mean the people are free of obligations to their queen. It certainly doens't mean the nobility can do whatever they like, up to and including trying to overthrow the queen, and the queen just replies "Whatevs".

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Dany: Your sister pledged to send her army north.
Jaime: She did.
Dany: I don't see an army. I see one man with one hand.

Sansa: We can't trust [Jaime]. He attacked my father in the streets. He tried to destroy my house and my family, the same as he did yours.
Jaime: Do you want me to apologize? I won't. We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. I'd do it all again.
Bran: The things we do for love.

Dany: Either you knew Cersei was lying and let me believe otherwise or you didn't know at all which makes you either a traitor or a fool.
Tyrion: I was a fool.
Dany: Not for the first time.

Arya: What are they like?
Gendry: Bad. Really bad.
Arya: Really bad? Even a smith's apprentice can do better than “really bad.” What do they look like? What do they smell like? How do they move? How hard are they to kill?

Jaime: I'm sorry for what I did to you.
Bran: You weren't sorry then. You were protecting your family.
Jaime: I'm not that person anymore.
Bran: You still would be if you hadn't pushed me out of that window.

Tyrion: Well, here we are.
Jaime: Yes, here we are.
Tyrion: Together again. And the masses rejoice.

Tyrion: I made a mistake common to clever people. I underestimated my opponents.

Tyrion: Cersei told me the pregnancy had changed her. A chance for you both to start again. And I believed her. Was she lying about the baby too?
Jaime: No, that part is real. She's always been good at using the truth to tell lies. I wouldn't be too hard on yourself. She's fooled me more than anybody.
Tyrion: She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was, and you loved her anyway.

Tyrion: So we're going to die at Winterfell. Not the death I would have chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and -
Jaime: A girl's mouth around your cock.
Tyrion: At least Cersei won't get to murder me. I'm sure I'll feel some satisfaction denying her that pleasure while I'm being ripped apart by dead men.

Brienne: What are you doing?
Jaime: What?
Brienne: I think you know.
Jaime: I truly don't.
Brienne: We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me.Not once.
Jaime: You want me to insult you?
Brienne: No!

Sansa: [Jon] loves you. You know that.
Dany: That bothers you.
Sansa: Men do stupid things for women. They're easily manipulated.

Dany: I'm here because I love your brother and I trust him and I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about.
Sansa: Who was the first?
Dany: Someone taller.

Tormund: My little crow.

Bran: [The Night King] wants to erase this world, and I am its memory.
Sam: That's what death is, isn't it? Forgetting. Being forgotten. If we forget where we've been and what we've done, we're not men anymore - just animals. Your memories don't come from books. Your stories aren't just stories. If I wanted to erase the world of men, I'd start with you.

Tyrion: When the time comes, Ser Davos and I will be on the walls to give you the signal to light the trench.
Dany: Ser Davos is perfectly capable of waving a torch on his own.

Tormund: We're all going to die. But at least we die together.

Tyrion: You've had a strange journey.
Bran: Stranger than most.
Tyrion: I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: It's a long story.
Tyrion: If only we were trapped in a castle in the middle of winter with nowhere to go.

Dolorous Ed: And now our watch begins.

Sam: Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns. 
Dolorous Ed: Thenn.
Sam: I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a considerable number of books from the Citadel library, survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there.
Dolorous Ed: Well, if that's what it's come to, we really are fucked.
Sam: Well, calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate.
Dolorous Ed: Samwell Tarly. Slayer of White Walkers. Lover of Ladies. As if we needed any more signs the world was ending.
Sam: Think back to when we started. Us, Grenn, Pip.
Jon: Now it's just us three.
Dolorous Ed: Last men left, burn the rest of us.

Tyrion: I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell.
Jaime: That would be something to see.
Tyrion: I remember the first time we were here, the first time I saw this hall. You were a golden lion. I was a drunken whoremonger. It was all so simple.
Jaime: It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister and you had one friend in the world who was sleeping with his sister.
Tyrion: I was speaking in relative terms.
Jaime: Well, my golden lion days are done, but whoremongering is still an option for you.
Tyrion: It's not. Things would be easier if it were. The perils of self-betterment.

Davos: I figured I could wait to die freezing my balls off out there or wait to die nice and warm in here.

Tormund: They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why? I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife. When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months. Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk.

Hound: You never used to shut up. Now you're just sitting there like a mute.
Arya: Guess I've changed. What are you doing up here?
Hound: What's it look like?
Arya: No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?
Hound: I fought for you, didn't I?

Beric: My lady. It's good to see you again. I'm sorry we parted the way we did.
Hound: Was he on your list?
Arya: For a little while.
Beric: That's all right. The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment.
Hound: Thoros isn't here anymore so I hope you're not about to give a sermon because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall.

Hound: Where are you going?
Arya: I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits.

Arya: What did the Red Woman want with you?
Gendry: She wanted my blood for some kind of spell.
Arya: Why your blood?
Gendry: I'm Robert Baratheon's bastard. I didn't know until she told me. Then she tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me.
Arya: Was that your first time?
Gendry: No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock.
Arya: Your first time with a woman.
Gendry: What? I didn't. I wasn't with her.
Arya: Were you with other girls before that in King's Landing? Or after? You don't remember?
Gendry: Yes, I was.
Arya: One? Two? Twenty?
Gendry: Well, I didn't keep count.
Arya: Yes, you did.
Gendry: Three.

Arya: I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off.

Tyrion: It's strange, isn't it? Almost everyone here's fought the Starks at one time or another. And here we are in their castle, ready to defend it. Together.

Tyrion: How many battles have we survived between us? Ser Davos Seaworth, survivor of both the Blackwater and the Battle of the Bastards.
Davos: All without a shred of combat ability.
Tyrion: Ser Jaime Lannister, fabled hero of the Siege of Pyke.
Jaime: Fabled loser of the Battle of Whispering Wood.
Tyrion: Ser Brienne of Tarth, defeated the Hound in - pardon me, Lady Brienne.
Tormund: She's not a ser? You're not a knight?
Brienne: Women can't be knights.
Tormund:  Why not?
Brienne: Tradition.
Tormund: Fuck tradition.
Brienne: I don't even want to be a knight.
Tormund: I'm no king. But if I were, I'd knight you ten times over.
Jaime: You don't need a king. Any knight can make another knight. I'll prove it. Kneel, Lady Brienne. Do you want to be a knight or not? Kneel. In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave. In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just. In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent. Arise, Brienne of Tarth, a knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

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Arya: Take this and go.
Sansa: I don't know how to use it.
Arya: Stick them with the pointy end.

Varys: At least we're already in a crypt.

Tyrion: If we were up there, we might see something everyone else is missing, something that makes a difference. Remember the Battle of Blackwater? I brought us through the Mud Gate.
Varys: And got your face cut in half.
Tyrion: And it made a difference. If I was out there right now-
Sansa: You'd die. There's nothing you can do.
Tyrion: You might be surprised at the lengths I'd go to avoid joining the Army of the Dead. I could think of no organization less suited to my talents.
Sansa: Witty remarks won't make a difference. That's why we're down here. None of us can do anything. It's the truth. It's the most heroic thing we can do now look the truth in the face.

Tyrion: Maybe we should have stayed married.
Sansa: You were the best of them.
Tyrion: What a terrifying thought.

Theon: Bran, I just want you to know, I wish, the things I did-
Bran: Everything you did brought you where you are now, where you belong - home.

Beric: Clegane, we need you! You can't give up on us.
Hound: Fuck off! We can't beat them. Don't you see that, you stupid whore? We're fighting Death! They can't beat Death.
Beric: Tell [Arya] that.

Arya: You said we'd meet again.
Melisandre: And here we are at the end of the world.
Arya: You said I'd shut many eyes forever. You were right about that too.
Melisandre: Brown eyes, green eyes, and blue eyes. What do we say to the god of death?
Arya: Not today.

[Bali]

"The North Remembers."

The Hound, "I fought for you."

Arya Stark, "The Girl's name is Arya Stark and I'm going home."

Lyanna Mormont, "AHHHHHH"

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Jon: We're here to say goodbye to our brothers and sisters, to our fathers and mothers, to our friends, our fellow men and women who set aside their differences to fight together and die together so that others might live. Everyone in this world owes them a debt that can never be repaid. It is our duty and our honor to keep them alive in memory for those who come after us and those who come after them for as long as men draw breath. They were the shields that guarded the realms of men. And we shall never see their like again.

Gendry: Have you seen Arya?
Hound: You can still smell the burning bodies, and that's where your head is at. 
Gendry: I just want to thank her for-
Hound: I'm sure you do.
Gendry: Look, it's not about that.
Hound: Of course it's about that, you twat. Why shouldn't it be? The dead are dead. You're not.

Jaime: We fought dead things and lived to talk about it. If this isn't the time to drink, when is?

Tyrion: I don't imagine thinking about that subject will leave you any happier than before.
Davos: And what if I'm not trying to be happy?
Tyrion: Then you're in luck. We may have defeated [the Night King], but we still have us to contend with.
Davos: Thank you. I feel much better.

Bran: I'm not Lord of Winterfell.
Tyrion: You're the only surviving trueborn son of Ned Stark. You don't want it.
Bran: I don't really want anymore.
Tyrion: I envy you.
Bran: You shouldn't envy me. Mostly I live in the past.

Tormund: We have to celebrate our victory.
Jon: Vomiting is not celebrating.
Tormund: Yes, it is!

Tormund: What kind of person climbs on a fucking dragon? A madman or a king!

Tyrion: You're a virgin.
Jaime: That's a statement about the present.
Tyrion: At no point in the past, up until this very moment, have you slept with a man. Or a woman.

Tormund: We did it! We faced those icy fucks, looked right into their blue eyes and here we are. Now which one of you cowards shit in my pants?

Sansa: She could have made you happy for a little while.
Hound: There's only one thing that'll make me happy.
Sansa: And what's that?
Hound: That's my fucking business. Used to be you couldn't look at me.
Sansa: That was a long time ago. I've seen much worse than you since then.
Hound: Yes, I've heard. Heard you were broken in. Heard you were broken in rough.
Sansa: And he got what he deserved. I gave it to him.
Hound: How?
Sansa: Hounds.
Hound: You've changed, little bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay, none of it.
Sansa: Without Littlefinger and Ramsay and the rest, I would have stayed a little bird all my life.

Gendry: I'm not Gendry Rivers anymore. I'm Gendry Baratheon, Lord of Storm's End, by order of the queen.
Arya: Congratulations.
Gendry: I don't know how to be lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful and I love you and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End.
Arya: You'll be a wonderful lord, and any lady would be lucky to have you. But I'm not a lady. I never have been. That's not me.

Brienne: This is not the game. This is only drinking.

Jaime: You keep it warm enough in here.
Brienne: It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the north. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on.
Jaime: That's very diligent. Very responsible. 
Brienne: Piss off. 
Jaime: You know the first thing I learned in the north? I hate the fucking north.
Brienne: It grows on you.
Jaime: I don't want things growing on me. How about Tormund Giantsbane? Has he grown on you? He was very sad when you left.
Brienne: You sound quite jealous.
Jaime: I do, don't I?

Jaime: I've never slept with a knight before.
Brienne: I've never slept with anyone before.
Jaime: Then you have to drink. Those are the rules.

Jon: If you only trust the people you grow up with, you won't make many allies.
Arya: That's alright. I don't need many allies.

Arya: We're family, the four of us - the last of the Starks.
Jon: I've never been a Stark.
Sansa: You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us.
Arya: You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother.

Tyrion: So she's going to stay here with you?
Jaime: She's sworn to protect the Stark girls, so... say something snide.
Tyrion: I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it. Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall person jokes?

Bronn: I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror.

Bronn: You boys are a pair of gold-plated cunts. 
Tyrion: That's a bit rude.
Bronn: Year after year, I've shoveled Lannister shit, and what do I have to show? 
Tyrion: You're a knight, thanks to me.
Bronn: Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack.
Tyrion: Power resides where men believe-
Bronn: Shut your mouth. 
Tyrion:  I'm just trying-
Bronn: I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you.
Tyrion: See, I don't believe you'd do that, after all-
[Bronn hits Tyrion and Jaime stands up]
Bronn: You couldn't do it on your best day, you one-handed fuck, and your best days are long gone.
Tyrion: You broke my nose! 
Bronn: I did not break your nose. 
Tyrion: How do you know?
Bronn: Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like.

Tyrion: May I speak?
Bronn: Why not? Only death will shut you up.

Jaime: Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat.
Bronn: No? Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats. That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways.

Arya: On your own?
Hound: Not anymore. I don't like crowds.
Arya: Me neither.
Hound: Why not? They all love you now. You're the big hero.
Arya: Don't like heroes.
Hound: It must have felt good sticking a knife in that horned fucker.
Arya: Felt better than dying. You're heading to King's Landing?
Hound: I have some unfinished business.
Arya: Me too.
Hound: I don't plan on coming back.
Arya: Neither do I.
Hound: Gonna leave me to die again if I get hurt?
Arya: Probably.

Tyrion: You know [Dany] loves your brother.
Sansa: That doesn't mean she'll be a good queen.

Tormund: You're not going to ride the dragon south?
Jon: Just a horse. Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down.
Tormund: You weigh as much as two fleas fucking.

Sam: The nights have been getting longer and there wasn't that much to do in Oldtown. There's only so many books a person can read, so we-
Gilly: I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam. If it's a boy, we want to name him Jon.
Jon: I hope it's a girl.

Tyrion: Think of the past 20 years - the war, the murder, the misery. All of it because Robert Baratheon loved someone who didn't love him back.
Varys: How many others know?
Tyrion: Including us? Eight.
Varys: Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information.

Tyrion: [Jon] doesn't want the throne.
Varys: I'm not sure it matters what he wants.

Tyrion: [Jon] loves our queen. And she loves him. If we marry them, they could rule together.
Varys: She's his aunt.
Tyrion: That never stopped a Targaryen before.

Varys: I worry about her state of mind.
Tyrion: We are advisors to the queen. Worrying about her state of mind is our job. We still have to take King's Landing. Maybe Cersei will win and kill us all. That would solve our problems.

Varys: Your Grace. I promised you I would look you in the eye and speak directly if I ever thought you were making a mistake. This is a mistake.

Varys: Have you considered the best ruler might be someone who doesn't want to rule?
Tyrion: We're discussing treason.
Varys: Don't pretend you haven't thought about it.
Tyrion: Of course I've thought about it. Thoughts aren't treason.
Varys: He's temperate and measured. He's a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need.
Tyrion: Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree.

Tyrion: How many kings and queens have you served? Five? Six? I've lost count. At a certain point, you choose a person you believe in and you fight for that person.
Varys: Even if you know it's a mistake?

Varys: You know I will never betray the realm.
Tyrion: What is the realm? A vast continent, home to millions of people, most of whom don't care who sits on the Iron Throne.
Varys: Millions of people, many of whom will die if the wrong person sits on that throne. We don't know their names, but they're just as real as you and I. They deserve to live. They deserve food for their children. I will act in their interest, no matter the personal cost.

Sansa: I always wanted to be there when they execute your sister. Seems like I won't get the chance.

Brienne: You're not like your sister. You're not. You're better than she is. You're a good man and you can't save her. You don't need to die with her. Stay here. Stay with me. Please. Stay.
Jaime: You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I.

Cersei: If you have any last words, now is the time. 
Missandei: Dracarys.

[Constantinople]

From one of the behind the scenes features for The Last of the Starks, Season 8, Episode 4

David Benioff: While Dany kind of forgot about the Iron Fleet...

This should go down in TV shame

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Tyrion: Davos. I need to ask you a favor. You're the greatest smuggler alive, aren't you?
Davos: I'm not going to like this favor, am I?

Soldier 1: He's always better when he's got some food in him.
Soldier 2: Problem is when he's got drink in him.

Soldier: Where you going?
Arya: I'm Arya Stark. I'm going to kill Queen Cersei.
Hound: Think about it. She kills Cersei, the war's over. There won't be a siege. You might not even die tomorrow.

Tyrion: I want to be alone with the prisoner. Get some rest. Tomorrow will be a long day.
Unsullied: We have orders to guard the prisoner.
Tyrion: Ordered by whom? The queen herself? 
Unsullied: No.
Tyrion: Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order - probably by quite a lot.

Jaime: Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister. 
Tyrion: And you're going back to her, to die with her.

Jaime: Your queen will execute you for this.
Tyrion: If Daenerys can make it to the throne without wading through a river of blood, maybe she'll show mercy to the person who made that possible. Tens of thousands of innocent lives, one not particularly innocent dwarf - it seems like a fair trade. If it weren't for you, I never would've survived my childhood.
Jaime: You would have.
Tyrion: You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had.

Euron: If you kill another king before you die, they'll sing about you forever.
Jaime: You're no king.
Euron: Oh, but I am. And I fucked the queen. If I win, I'll bring your head to Cersei so you can kiss her one last time.

Hound: Go home, girl. The fire will get her or one of the Dothraki. Or maybe that dragon will eat her. It doesn't matter. She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here.
Arya: I'm going to kill her.
Hound: You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You want to be like me? You come with me, you die here.
Arya: Sandor. Thank you.

Edited May 13, 2019 by ElectricBoogaloo

[StarBrand]

Sandor;

"FUCKING DIE!"

[Umbelina]

Sandor to Arya after telling her to go home and that Cersei will die anyway: 

"You think you've wanted revenge a long time?  I've been after it ALL my life.  It's all I care about, and look at me, LOOK AT ME!  You wanna be like me?  You come with me?  You die here."

Arya, looking like a little girl now: 

"Sandor, thank you."

[TudorQueen]

When Arya called him by his real name - which no one generally did - and thanked him, my heart jumped a beat. I loved that he knew he was doomed, in many ways, and that he'd given up on life long ago, but he cared enough for Arya to warn her against following his path. 

I also loved the final dialogues between Tyrion and Jaime:

"I wouldn't have survived my childhood without you."
"You would have."
"No... you were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had..."

and between Tyrion and Varys. the way Tyrion took responsibility for telling Dany what Varys was doing, and Varys clearly holding no ill will, and his final "Goodbye, my old friend."

Weeping again.

[DollEyes]

"Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me."

Lady Oleanna Tyrell, to Jamie, about killing Joffrey, just before she killed herself. Lady Oleanna died as she lived: on her own terms, just like Diana Rigg, the lady who played her.

RIP, Diana. 

Edited September 13, 2020 by DollEyes