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What the heck exactly did Minnie announce to all the guests/strangers at Morlin's party? That she's invited to co-host a podcast? That's not a job!!  Who makes an announcement like that to a room full of strangers?!

And it's so ignorant how Juicy keeps pushing the whole thing about Tahiri having both men's dna. Shallow note: the blue hair on her this season is ugly.

So Chris's criminal record is for stealing a car? I've always wondered if little people can get social security disability payments for themselves and for any little people children they have and that's why none of these women ever worry about having jobs or their kid's father's having jobs.

The lap dance for Morlin did not have to be a public performance. I felt embarrassed watching it.

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Everything you said, AZ Curls, is spot on! I think Little People do qualify for SSI Disability, and you're probably right about these women not being too concerned if their kids dad's work. I forgot about Minnie's announcement! She was rewarded though, Juicy took the bait and it's over a podcast?! Juicy wants Minnie to be gone (this reminds me of Teresa and Caroline on RHNJ,) this is one reason I like Sam, she became a friend to Minnie when she could've easily jumped on the hate train. I don't mind her sticking around as long as she's a friend to all. IMO, it's nice  to have someone in that position once in a while.

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Chris apparently has had many arrests it seems.  There are quite a few mugshots out there on him dating back a few years from the looks of it.  

Juicy needs to just let Minnie be, also whatever happened to Minnie’s job as a hair stylist ? 

Tanya is definitely using Von, he took of both school and work to be available when she gave birth for a kid that’s not his. He seems like a sweet guy but remember when Tanya was scared to go get the kids from him ? She’s also asking him to take time off school? How old is Von, Tanya is 23 so he’s probably around that age. 23 with two toddlers and a newborn.  Nico wants nothing to do with raising those kids but he sure will sleep with Tanya when the opportunity presents itself. 

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I just watched the 1st look so I'm getting a little ahead but Monie showed a lot of growth in this argument with the twins. Nobody got monie-tized lol. They were way outta line and she handled herself like a grown, mature woman not like a rabid animal. 

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1 hour ago, Negritude said:

I just watched the 1st look so I'm getting a little ahead but Monie showed a lot of growth in this argument with the twins. Nobody got monie-tized lol. They were way outta line and she handled herself like a grown, mature woman not like a rabid animal. 

If there’s ever a time to act like a “rabid animal”, it’s when someone attacks your deceased mother. I’m proud of Monie too, but if she would’ve exploded on the twins I would’ve completely understood. I was crying like Sam because I was so disgusted and disturbed by what they said, especially because it’s not the first time they’ve insulted a castmate’s deceased mother.

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4 hours ago, Negritude said:

I just watched the 1st look so I'm getting a little ahead but Monie showed a lot of growth in this argument with the twins. Nobody got monie-tized lol. They were way outta line and she handled herself like a grown, mature woman not like a rabid animal. 

Do you have a link please and thank you?

This show .. why do I keep coming back for this manufactured drama and nonsense. I can't stand Nico and those Set It Off plaits in his ashy ass head HOWEVER he read Sam for filth when he said she was aimless and pointless. Truer words have never been spoken. Although just substitute Sam when anyone else in this cast and the insult will work.

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4 hours ago, ChaChaSlide said:

If there’s ever a time to act like a “rabid animal”, it’s when someone attacks your deceased mother. I’m proud of Monie too, but if she would’ve exploded on the twins I would’ve completely understood. I was crying like Sam because I was so disgusted and disturbed by what they said, especially because it’s not the first time they’ve insulted a castmate’s deceased mother.

 

True. I agree. Totally would've understood if she straight dunked their little butts in that lake lol.

1 hour ago, Boofish said:

Do you have a link please and thank you?

This show .. why do I keep coming back for this manufactured drama and nonsense. I can't stand Nico and those Set It Off plaits in his ashy ass head HOWEVER he read Sam for filth when he said she was aimless and pointless. Truer words have never been spoken. Although just substitute Sam when anyone else in this cast and the insult will work.

Sorry no link. I woke up in the middle of the night and caught the 2am airing and the the first look right after.

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43 minutes ago, Negritude said:

True. I agree. Totally would've understood if she straight dunked their little butts in that lake lol.

Sorry no link. I woke up in the middle of the night and caught the 2am airing and the the first look right after.

Oh ok; thank you :)

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I should be too ashamed of myself for continuing to watch this crap but instead I watch it in the dark with a tub of ice cream.

Minnie. I don’t care if we’re talking a little person or not, I don’t think it’s too much to ask that any adult in reasonably good health be able to complete a 5k. You din’t have to run it; just walk the damt thing. It’s 3 miles. Take all day if you need to. Jeez.

And what a grand idea for chest tat twin to have another baby. To go with the medical needs toddler that the parents are raising and her medical needs infant daughter that she already can’t mange. Stupendous .... emphasis on the STUP.

HATED the way that Monie talked  with her teenage son. She was all about telling him that he would move if he loved her. Then complained in her voiceover about how unfair it was that the other girls get to bring their kids to gatherings and she doesn’t. She should totally have another baby...because really, babies are just like purses. 

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I can’t stand those twins.  Every episode they get more ghetto.  They are like pack dogs.  They chew on each other and anyone who butts in gets chewed on by both.  Zero class.  Andrea needs another baby like she needs a bigger ass.  Her crying over Chris not getting work easily is hilarious.  What’d she think was going to happen?

Sam loves to shit stir.  Her eyes practically gleam every time she sets people up for a fight...like when she and Abirra had seen Tahiri and she “casually” brought it up at dinner and was shocked no one else had seen baby.  She wanted that BS fight to start.  And while I’m on the topic...

Tonya is a piece of work. She uses Von like a babysitting/escort service.  She and Nico are perfect for each other...both are all about themselves.  Her stupid game as to who could and couldn’t see the baby was a hoot...especially when she turned around and took the baby camping around all those same people she was protecting her from.  Not to mention it was an adults only trip.   Come to think of it,,,none of them are real adults thus it truly was a bratty kids camping trip.  

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Also hilarious is how protective mother earth vegan don't fish natural birth tea sipping Tanya basically live in filth. That house is messier than Sam.

I can't take Minnie going code blue every time she has to say more than 4 words. Most of those words being calling someone fat, ugly or a combination thereof. Her and her momma look like the baby and momma from the show Dinosaurs.

They are all messy, uneducated and useless. Picking someone for the number 1 spot is harder than deciding who is on The Bachelor for the right reasons. But yet here I am so I'm not sure what that says about me

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22 minutes ago, Boofish said:

 

They are all messy, uneducated and useless. Picking someone for the number 1 spot is harder than deciding who is on The Bachelor for the right reasons. But yet here I am so I'm not sure what that says about me

You found your tribe like me!  ?! Lol! 

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Andrea is being such a witch lately.  She needs to stop thinking of herself and just be happy for her sister.  She's ruining things for Amanda. Jordan didn't ask for your help in selecting a ring for a reason.  He picked a ring HE wanted and probably afford. Andrea stop being so damn petty.  

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Andrea has just slid further into narcissistic bitch territory.  She’s a complete bore, she’s off the hook ALWAYS and she is always looking to start shit.  Her complete lack of understanding that the engagement ring and everything about it has to do with her sister and the fiancé is bizarre.  I can’t stand her.    

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I used to like the Twins, but now I just want to drop kick both their big head asses.  Those two, especially Andrea have been picking fights with those ladies for every little transgression.  Last week it was Abira and Monie and this week it was Minnie.  Andrea is jealous of the fact that her childless twin managed to get her man to put a ring on it, and here she is on baby number three and she probably can’t even broach the subject to Chris.  Minnie didn’t pick the fucking ring.  Jordan did.  She just went along for support, so why the hell is she blaming her for the ring being too small?  Amanda likes it and that is all that matters.  Her complaint that Minnie doesn't babysit her daughter but just buys her clothes is stupid, because I don't know many godparents that even do that.  I am starting to understand why Chris won’t commit to her dumb arse. 

I can't believe Tanya had the gall to ask Von about marriage, while holding her month old baby with Nico in her arm.  That bitch has a lot of nerves!

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9 hours ago, Adeejay said:

I can't believe Tanya had the gall to ask Von about marriage, while holding her month old baby with Nico in her arm.  That bitch has a lot of nerves!

I so agree.  But its Von's dumb ass who will marry her once again. The fact she had 2 kids from the same man she cheated on him with doesn't seem to bother him at all.  She doesn't love him she's using him.   

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Okay so we all agree that Andrea is hell’s jealous of her sister. I’m sure she loves her and is happy for her but she’s also jealous. How many times has Chris run out on her and she’s now on kid #3. I don’t see Chris asking anytime soon. He’s chillin ? 

 

Tanya wow!! What is the hold she has over Von? He’s playing daddy to three kids of which two aren’t his. Also you know he’s gonna care about the baby girl, he lives with her and is taking care of her. I garauntee you that Tonya and Nico will hit the sheets again. 

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This show has gotten to the point where I gave up on the Real Housewives franchises.  Just manufactured conflict after manufactured conflict.

The only thing that keeps me watching is the fact that these women are simultaneously so little and so fucking fat that when they rant off it's just silly.  Like a clown show.  

Of course, the fact that there are real babies and young children involved who's lives are fucked-from-birth because of what garbage their parents are is completely repulsive.  

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I can't believe Minnie stood there while Andrea was breaking bad. She pops off on everyone and when she can't she go get her momma yet she stands there while that tattered twin cussed her out ... OK girl. Minnie see her baby more than her own father. 

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On 12/29/2017 at 9:25 PM, MZ. ATTITUDE said:

Your right! She doesnt need 2 have anymore kids. So far both kids have health issues. She just needs 2 focus on Tht. 

I am miffed. Now she's talking about placing #3 up for adoption.  Odds are this baby will be an LP and that prob makes it even more difficult to land a good home. She is beyond selfish. But honestly i think it is just a story line .....cause no way are her parents going to accept their gb being adopted. They will just continue to enable Andrea's poor me victim outlook. We all know she is gonna birth that baby and toss it to Gmom and Gdad to raise him/her.  This act she is doing just makes me dislike her even more.

Miss Juicy's home purchase was comp ridic. That house will come to own her. She should have done more like what  Terra did. She could have had a brand new 1500sq ft home built to LP scale. A home she could truly be "at home" in.  Perhaps it was just an investment but I think she is in over her head. 

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What I found hilarious is Monie's insistence that Juicy fill her home with children. Juicy's baby factory has probably been condemned by Mother Nature.

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Miss Juicy is at least 46. I know this because the internet told me so it must be true. Her home purchase is the stupidest thing ever and I’m guessing she bought it with the expectation that her gig with Little Women equates financial security. Wrong. She needs to be banking every penny because this franchise is on life support. 

None of these women should be having babies. Not because they are little but because they have the combined IQ of a Q-tip. Andrea won’t raise this baby. She will burden her parents or her sister with it. Or maybe Minnie was setting up the next storyline and Miss Juicy will adopt it. Good grief.

Sam was fawning all over Tanya’s dad. An ongoing prison record and hadn’t met the grandbaby yet...seemed like a real winner.

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I really dislike Tanya. It seems Von came to his senses about not marrying her.  Nico is right to say she still in live with him.  She makes it so obvious.  I understand Sam disliking Nico but..... She can't put all the blame on him for all game playing Tanya has been a willing player in all the games. Tanya is at fault for allowing it.  

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What a choppy season and finale. Is that because the ratings are so low they were just trying to make something work? Why did Nico just show up in NY like that? Weird.  Andrea's not going to give up her baby.  Weird.  Sam all of sudden has a BF in NJ? Then he stands her, her family and friends up on the first time they'll meet?  Weird and choppy.  Monie and Minnie didn't have storylines that I can remember, I guess that's why Labira was brought in. Weird and choppy.  Tonya was the only one with a storyline and it was so boring. Blah. Me thinks another LW franchise will bite the dust.  Dallas will bite it next, and LA has a couple of season's left under it's belt, I hope.

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As another posted said above, I watch this in the dark with the shades drawn whilst eating spoonfuls of Phish Food.  These ladies are trash, pure and simple. Popping out kids and then get their guvment checks. Once this show ends, all of them will be back to tweerking in some seedy clubs to make a dollar. Stop having babies you can't care for or know who the daddy is. Why would Monie want kids with Morlin who already has 4 whom he may or may not support. Tonya cant seem to be alone without a man in her life, this whoas me that I cant take care of 3 babies all by myself, well bitch-should have though about that before getting your grove on. Jesus take the wheel on Mz Juicy and drive her off a cliff somewhere. I hope Minnie takes care of her health. Why do I feel the need to tell her to make sure she takes a wash cloth to those neck rolls of hers ?  Glad not to see the Twins cry for a while.. Sadly, I like Sam, she needs just to high tail it back to the Garden State and away from these low lifes

 

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It was rich of Tanya to accuse Sam of moving too fast with her new boyfriend.  Yeah, I guess.  I mean, she doesn't even have any kids with the guy, amirite?

What Sam really needs is a long-term-relationship with an orthodontist.  

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14 hours ago, Alapaki said:

It was rich of Tanya to accuse Sam of moving too fast with her new boyfriend.  Yeah, I guess.  I mean, she doesn't even have any kids with the guy, amirite?

What Sam really needs is a long-term-relationship with an orthodontist.  

I know right, Tonya's panties weren't even dry before she move on to Von

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So that happened, overall not the best season.

Also, I agree with Nico, Tonya does still love him. Those two are stuck in a dysfunctional twisted interaction and even with all that you can still pick up on the sexual chemistry they have. 

Why can’t Andrea keep her 3 kids, Tonya seems to be doing okay with her. Prior to the Von reunion  she was taking care off her two. 

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On 3/10/2018 at 12:40 AM, HamSammich said:

Miss Juicy is at least 46. I know this because the internet told me so it must be true. Her home purchase is the stupidest thing ever and I’m guessing she bought it with the expectation that her gig with Little Women equates financial security. Wrong. She needs to be banking every penny because this franchise is on life support. 

 

To be fair, it can’t be discounted that Juicy has also been on a successful nationally syndicated radio show for nearly 10 years now— she’s probably been saving up for years now for a home like that. The Little Women money probably put her over the top, yes, but I don’t think she’s dumb enough at her age to get a mortgage she can’t afford with the Ricky Smiley Morning Show salary alone. 

She seems like a pretty financially savvy woman, especially in comparison to the other castmembers who are blowing their money on luxury brandname shopping (Monie and Morlin) or leasing expensive vehicles (Amanda’s Benz). She’s still wearing her tacky Ross Dress 4 Less fashions and driving her little burgundy Kia lol. 

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4 hours ago, ChaChaSlide said:

To be fair, it can’t be discounted that Juicy has also been on a successful nationally syndicated radio show for nearly 10 years now— she’s probably been saving up for years now for a home like that. The Little Women money probably put her over the top, yes, but I don’t think she’s dumb enough at her age to get a mortgage she can’t afford with the Ricky Smiley Morning Show salary alone. 

She seems like a pretty financially savvy woman, especially in comparison to the other castmembers who are blowing their money on luxury brandname shopping (Monie and Morlin) or leasing expensive vehicles (Amanda’s Benz). She’s still wearing her tacky Ross Dress 4 Less fashions and driving her little burgundy Kia lol. 

I doubt Juicy makes much money from her radio appearances.  If she did, she'd have bought a nice home by now.  But I'm sure she's made enough from these LW seasons to buy that house outright, and the taxes and insurance are probably not much more than the going rent where she lives.  

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On 3/23/2018 at 9:19 AM, AZ Curls said:

Is there really a reason for a reunion though? And Tera is such an awful host. 

Oh, there is absolutely no reason for a reunion but that’s never stopped them before. Besides that, there are at least (maybe)  five of us that would watch it...so bring it on! I’ve got my dinner of a ham and cheese lunchable and  fruit punch Capri Sun all ready to go!

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Was this officially cancelled? Ive been hearing rumors that LA and TX were cancelled but that they are bringing back Left and Right Cheek to ATL and getting rid of Sam and Tonya and keeping the ATL version on air.

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On 1/29/2019 at 7:36 AM, AZ Curls said:

Was this officially cancelled? Ive been hearing rumors that LA and TX were cancelled but that they are bringing back Left and Right Cheek to ATL and getting rid of Sam and Tonya and keeping the ATL version on air.

I posted on the LA Board, I thought all the cities had been cancelled, then I see previews for ATL & LA.  I am not to vested enough to find out who is all coming back to ATL -  

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Did anyone catch the premier?

I'm about 3 minutes in and already have issues.

If the twins are going to act through the season (i.e. playing a part and pretending to be people they aren't) they need to take a few acting classes.  They literally suck.  They just suck.  They are horrible.  Awful.  Does reality TV have a "Razzie" award?

Anyway, Andrea (the twin with the multitude of children with Baby Daddy, when he wants to be, Chris) is pissed that her sister still wants to get married.  And she won't do anything to advance the Twins "career" until it done.  Other twin (not Andrea) wants to be married BEFORE having kids.  Let me repeat that.  She is telling her sister she wants to have a marriage before kids. Maybe she has seen relationships that have done it differently that haven't worked out so well?  Maybe she has had to pick up the pieces of a broken woman a few times due to this?

Now...Andrea did it different.  And that has worked out so well for her.  I mean, the diamond of a man she decided to procreate with doesn't seem to want to be a man and stick with his family.  And she's the twin giving life advice!  And that's all in the first 3 minutes or so.

I'll come back when I've seen the rest of this shit show.  I almost forgot how much I loved to hate watch these women.

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56 minutes ago, Destiny74 said:

Did anyone catch the premier?

I'm about 3 minutes in and already have issues.

If the twins are going to act through the season (i.e. playing a part and pretending to be people they aren't) they need to take a few acting classes.  They literally suck.  They just suck.  They are horrible.  Awful.  Does reality TV have a "Razzie" award?

Anyway, Andrea (the twin with the multitude of children with Baby Daddy, when he wants to be, Chris) is pissed that her sister still wants to get married.  And she won't do anything to advance the Twins "career" until it done.  Other twin (not Andrea) wants to be married BEFORE having kids.  Let me repeat that.  She is telling her sister she wants to have a marriage before kids. Maybe she has seen relationships that have done it differently that haven't worked out so well?  Maybe she has had to pick up the pieces of a broken woman a few times due to this?

Now...Andrea did it different.  And that has worked out so well for her.  I mean, the diamond of a man she decided to procreate with doesn't seem to want to be a man and stick with his family.  And she's the twin giving life advice!  And that's all in the first 3 minutes or so.

I'll come back when I've seen the rest of this shit show.  I almost forgot how much I loved to hate watch these women.

I tried, I really did try to watch this, got about 11 minutes into it and had to turn it off. I need either a. closed caption to understand them or b. lots of booze to get through it. 

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2 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

I tried, I really did try to watch this, got about 11 minutes into it and had to turn it off. I need either a. closed caption to understand them or b. lots of booze to get through it. 

I've got a bottle of red wine.  I'm gonna try tonight!  😆

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16 hours ago, Destiny74 said:

I've got a bottle of red wine.  I'm gonna try tonight!  😆

Spoiler alert.  Some of these Little Women still think twerking is a viable career path ...

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53 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

Spoiler alert.  Some of these Little Women still think twerking is a viable career path ...

 I'm about 2/3 of the way through.  Ugh.  So much to snark about...

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Ok.  Here I go. Whew.

I would hope like hell that Juicy has heard the Tiny Twinz sing before.  The only "talent" they've shown on the show is bopping their asses on top of a bar.  And I don't even think they did that very well.  Now they are singers and rappers?  Since when?  Hell, the other two at least put their money where their mouths are and release projects on You Tube.  Anyway, to offer to manage (or even just scout jobs for) the Twinz without knowing if they have any talent?  Stupid.

And I know they have a history, but Minnie needs to get over Juicy.  Sure, Juicy has been a hag.in the past.  Her whole attitude toward Minnie last season was awful but she seems to want to bury the hatchet.  Minnie needs to let it lie...but keep an eye out on Juicy, just in case.

 Am I the only person in America who neither listens to podcasts nor gives a flying f about them?  I just don't have time for MORE entertainment...my hate watching keeps me quite busy.  🤣

God I hate Emily.  She was on screen for 5 minutes and I am just seething.  Gee, can't wait for her to actually take camera time and prove she is still one of the most vile Reality Personalities.  Vile.  

Money, dear, safe travels.  Honestly, I am more than impressed that she's giving up on this ridiculous campaign to steal her son from his friend, family, activities, and life to join her in Atlanta.  She didn't really need to move to Houston to prove her love, lots of parents love the children they cannot live close to...they figure it out.  Anyway, I guess she really wanted to be in his daily life, so good on her for priorities.  Wonder if we will see her visiting or at functions like the wedding later this season.

Bossy Ass Twin needs to back the f off of engaged twin.  People like her annoy me.  When THEY have other priorities everyone needs to back off and let them out of commitments and promises but as soon as they get their shit together, you better be on board with whatever they feel needs to happen.  Freaking selfish ass people.  

Finally, I need to believe this show is 100% scripted because it pains me too much to think that there are this many awful people in such a small grouping.  I need it to be fake and I want to believe it is fake.  I shall go hide my head in my pillows now...Thanks!

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Thoughts on last night's episode:

Minnie: She really has zero talent in this podcast field she wants to go into, no interviewing skills, her voice is really not for radio.  And the Podcast's theme is "female rappers"?!?  Why wouldn't you get an actual female rapper in the industry to host a podcast like that?

Tiny Twins:  So they turn down the Street Execs gig because they hate The Cheeks?  I really think the real reason is they have no singing or rapping skills and they, like Minnie, also really have no talent to be in the entertainment industry. 

Abira:  I really like her and I wish she was a full member of the cast, I'm not sure I always felt that way, but now comparing her to all the other ladies in the cast, she has the most talent.

Cheeks: I'm 40 and I fee like today's rap is garbage.  Back in my day you had to have a certain style or twang or rhythm to your voice that made your style unique.  The Cheeks are just talking, they just sound like little girls talking about their haters, it's really painful to listen to and also since neither one of them is pretty I don't understand how anyone is into them or their music.  And OMG Emily's attitude and her stank face just make me wanna punch her so bad. 

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Ugh. If this whole season is going to be about all these fake careers of these non-talents and their arguing about someone else "stealing" their "career" choice, I'm going to be out of it. It's more boring than watching water boil.

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On 4/3/2019 at 9:28 AM, Destiny74 said:

God I hate Emily.  She was on screen for 5 minutes and I am just seething.  Gee, can't wait for her to actually take camera time and prove she is still one of the most vile Reality Personalities.  Vile.  

On 4/5/2019 at 12:16 PM, AZ Curls said:

And OMG Emily's attitude and her stank face just make me wanna punch her so bad. 

Nasty woman.

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This show has taken such a tumble since Sam and Tanya were on, when they would do normal things, like go camping.

Now it is just another Atlanta-based show about talent...with absolutely no talent.

Juicy is about the sanest and definitely the smartest one left on the cast.

The twins--they are almost definitely developmentally delayed (I say 'almost' because I am not a doctor, and I did not meet with them personally) but...they really can't speak.  I would guess they knew far fewer than 500 words, and it's probably closer to 100 (English and Spanish combined).  Literally all they know how to do is shake their asses.  It's really sad.  Maybe as a result of their frustration with their tenuous grasp on language, they overcompensate with profanity.  I was watching them at the roundtable discussion last night, and, even though they clearly didn't agree with Emily and were insulted by what she was saying, neither of them said one word until Emily said something about social media following, and then one of the twins started spinning her talon in the air and said, "shut the fuck up about social media followers when you don't know shit about our followers."  I'm not quoting verbatim, but I remember she used two profanities in one sentence and didn't say much else.  I am not sure it's ethical to let them get married.  I'm not saying this to be funny.  I am not sure they have the capacity to enter into legally binding contracts.  I would be surprised if their parents didn't have to sign a contract for them to be on this show. I think this is why Andrea's parents keep taking custody of her kids without putting up a fuss--they know she can't take care of them.  She has severe mental deficiencies--they both do--and it's being masked by the fact that they also have dwarfism and they wear cute weaves and lashes. This is why they failed at hosting.  They literally cannot do it.  They can't rap, because they can neither memorize lyrics, nor read fast enough to rap off of written lyrics.  They lip-synced their way through the last episode, until one of the twins forgot to hold her mic to her face.  I really think they should be off this show, living with their parents, and learning rudimentary skills.  

The cheeks--Bre is just dumb as a box of rocks, but she's also mean, so I don't like her.  But Emily is a fucking beast.  They have no idea that actual talent goes into doing the things they want to do.  They think it is 95% hair, makeup, outfits, nails and shoes, and the other 5% is annoying stuff like learning lyrics, writing lyrics, having stage presence, taking voice lessons, and dancing.  They are happy to do out there and bop around on huge platform shoes without moving their feet, swinging their arms, and releasing one terrible song after another (that sound exactly the same) on serious auto tune.  Neither one can sing or dance or perform, especially Emily, yet they think they are owed something for...having weaves?  Singing "why you mad, sis" over and over?  Seriously, why?

Minnie--I think she is more emotionally stunted than mentally.  She needs to stop talking about "the Minnie Bar."  It is cute to mention is once.  It's getting awful old when there is zero evidence she has ever been sexually intimate with a man.  I personally think she's a virgin and I think she would cry if she even saw a penis up close and personal.  Her podcast is so low-energy that I wonder if it's not suggested as a cure for insomnia. She has no business acumen whatsoever.  I don't think she could properly operate a lemonade stand.  Another one who needs to get off TV, work on her health, and learn how to master a skill, such as being a home health aide.  I actually think Minnie could be really good at that, because she is nurturing and she has a caring side.  

I wish they would make Iberia a full-time cast member.  I don't think she is musically talented, but she is at least willing to get out of her comfort zone, and seems to understand the concept of "entertainment."  Oh, and she can string a sentence together, which sets her apart from the rest (save Juicy, who is no prize, but I at least understand what is happening when she is on my screen).

Bring back Sam!  I'm just kidding.  I'm watching for fun at this point, and don't expect it to get better.  I'm sure it'll get worse.  It's fine. Not much else to watch on Thursday.

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On 5/3/2019 at 1:29 PM, LibertarianSlut said:

This show has taken such a tumble since Sam and Tanya were on, when they would do normal things, like go camping.

Now it is just another Atlanta-based show about talent...with absolutely no talent.

Juicy is about the sanest and definitely the smartest one left on the cast.

The twins--they are almost definitely developmentally delayed (I say 'almost' because I am not a doctor, and I did not meet with them personally) but...they really can't speak.  I would guess they knew far fewer than 500 words, and it's probably closer to 100 (English and Spanish combined).  Literally all they know how to do is shake their asses.  It's really sad.  Maybe as a result of their frustration with their tenuous grasp on language, they overcompensate with profanity.  I was watching them at the roundtable discussion last night, and, even though they clearly didn't agree with Emily and were insulted by what she was saying, neither of them said one word until Emily said something about social media following, and then one of the twins started spinning her talon in the air and said, "shut the fuck up about social media followers when you don't know shit about our followers."  I'm not quoting verbatim, but I remember she used two profanities in one sentence and didn't say much else.  I am not sure it's ethical to let them get married.  I'm not saying this to be funny.  I am not sure they have the capacity to enter into legally binding contracts.  I would be surprised if their parents didn't have to sign a contract for them to be on this show. I think this is why Andrea's parents keep taking custody of her kids without putting up a fuss--they know she can't take care of them.  She has severe mental deficiencies--they both do--and it's being masked by the fact that they also have dwarfism and they wear cute weaves and lashes. This is why they failed at hosting.  They literally cannot do it.  They can't rap, because they can neither memorize lyrics, nor read fast enough to rap off of written lyrics.  They lip-synced their way through the last episode, until one of the twins forgot to hold her mic to her face.  I really think they should be off this show, living with their parents, and learning rudimentary skills.  

The cheeks--Bre is just dumb as a box of rocks, but she's also mean, so I don't like her.  But Emily is a fucking beast.  They have no idea that actual talent goes into doing the things they want to do.  They think it is 95% hair, makeup, outfits, nails and shoes, and the other 5% is annoying stuff like learning lyrics, writing lyrics, having stage presence, taking voice lessons, and dancing.  They are happy to do out there and bop around on huge platform shoes without moving their feet, swinging their arms, and releasing one terrible song after another (that sound exactly the same) on serious auto tune.  Neither one can sing or dance or perform, especially Emily, yet they think they are owed something for...having weaves?  Singing "why you mad, sis" over and over?  Seriously, why?

Minnie--I think she is more emotionally stunted than mentally.  She needs to stop talking about "the Minnie Bar."  It is cute to mention is once.  It's getting awful old when there is zero evidence she has ever been sexually intimate with a man.  I personally think she's a virgin and I think she would cry if she even saw a penis up close and personal.  Her podcast is so low-energy that I wonder if it's not suggested as a cure for insomnia. She has no business acumen whatsoever.  I don't think she could properly operate a lemonade stand.  Another one who needs to get off TV, work on her health, and learn how to master a skill, such as being a home health aide.  I actually think Minnie could be really good at that, because she is nurturing and she has a caring side.  

I wish they would make Iberia a full-time cast member.  I don't think she is musically talented, but she is at least willing to get out of her comfort zone, and seems to understand the concept of "entertainment."  Oh, and she can string a sentence together, which sets her apart from the rest (save Juicy, who is no prize, but I at least understand what is happening when she is on my screen).

Bring back Sam!  I'm just kidding.  I'm watching for fun at this point, and don't expect it to get better.  I'm sure it'll get worse.  It's fine. Not much else to watch on Thursday.

This was glorious to read.

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