Subtitle Suggestions for Chopped 2017

[Bella]

Because this show has weird little subsets and simultaneous seasons, etc., we've been doing annual "new shows for X year" threads.

 

So let's suggest some titles for next year's thread.

[Bastet]

"2016 Episodes: New Year, New Chefs, Same Sob Stories"

[xaxat]

"I'm in it for the judges."

[cooksdelight]

2016 Episodes: Who'll Have The Whopper To End All Sob Stories?

2016 Special Contestants: Bring Me Your Cops, Your Twins, Anything For A Gimmick

2016 Chopped Junior and Other Assorted Children Who Shouldn't Handle Sharp Knives

2016 Themed Episodes: Watch The Holiday Decorations Move...Then Move Back

[Maverick]

2016 Episodes: If It's a Regular Episode, It's Not One

 

2016 Episodes: Will This Be The Year They Ban Bread Pudding?

 

2016 Episodes:  On 20 Times A Week, So You Can Watch A Little Or A Lot

 

2016  Episodes:  That Dish Was Just Offal  

[Totale]

Chopped 2016: It's time to make the doughnuts

[Bella]

Chopped 2016: Just Dump It All in the Blender

[JessDVD]

 

2016  Episodes:  That Dish Was Just Offal

Love that one!

[GaT]

Chopped 2016: New Year, New Sob Stories.

[Bella]

I'm not going to turn this into a formal poll, but what are your favorites from among these?

1. New Year, New Sob Stories
2. New Year, New Chefs, Same Sob Stories
3. That Dish Was Just Offal

 

Yes, those were my favorites (except my own, and I'm not including it because of obvious bias).

 

Thoughts?

[chessiegal]

I like #3 the best, and #2 second.

[cooksdelight]

#2

[Bastet]

#2

[DollEyes]

My suggestion: "Chopped 2016: Full Of Shittake Mushrooms." 

[rujasu]

I also like 2.

[JessDVD]

#3

[NikSac]

#2, with #3 a close second

[Darth Nigel]

#2

[Drogo]

"Chopped 2016: It's like we all have Stockholm Syndrome"

[Drogo]

"The Shows of 2016:  Cooking For Love (In All The Wrong Places)"

[Drogo]

"Chopped 2016:  Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Sous Chefs"

[ShellSeeker]

Hi all, I just took over as lead here. Looks like "2016 Episdoes: New Year, New Chefs, Same Sob Stories" got the most votes. I'll go with this name for this year's episode thread.

[ShellSeeker]

Hi everyone,

I changed the title of this thread. Now taking votes for the 2017 thread name!

[Drogo]

Chopped 2017: Pastry Chefs Get No Respect 

Chopped 2017: Everything's In The Basket Except Your Pride

[Fukui San]

More Baskets of Deplorable Ingredients 

[Westiepeach]

Chopped 2017: Get it ALL on the Plate!!!!

[Drogo]

Chopped 2017: This Could've Used More Salt (From Your Tears)

[pastafarian]

Chopped 2017: Personal chefs should get no respect

[spiderpig]

Chopped 2017:  Caterers vs. Personal Chefs

[Maverick]

 Chopped 2017:  Welcome to this Special Episode....with Actual Chefs!

 Chopped 2017:  You'd Think They Could Update the Set After 72 Seasons

 Chopped 2017:  Whatever Happened to "a Little or a Lot"?

 Chopped 2017:  Double the Episodes Now That Cutthroat Kitchen Has Been Erased From Existence

 And because I'm gonna keep submitting it until it wins....Chopped 2017:  That Dish Was Just Offal  

[mlp]

11 hours ago, Maverick said:

And because I'm gonna keep submitting it until it wins....Chopped 2017:  That Dish Was Just Offal  

You've got my vote.  LOL

[Drogo]

Chopped 2017: Ruining The Integrity Of The Noodle

[ShellSeeker]

OK, I've narrowed it down to 2 finalists. 

Chopped 2017: That Dish Was Just Offal

Chopped 2017: This Could've Used More Salt (From Your Tears)

[AZChristian]

I vote for Offal.

I love me a good pun.

[Darth Nigel]

Based on an episode i just saw:      Chopped 2017: Beard Kisses for Everyone

Failing that, I like the offal one as well

[ShellSeeker]

Offal it is!

[Maverick]

 Yes!  Persistence pays off kids.   Goodbye crappy 2016, hello 2017!