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52 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

I’m bad at crossing out people’s names!

Employment:

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“Haha”.........

See, being on TV really opens doors!

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3 hours ago, Teafortwo said:
  4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I’m bad at crossing out people’s names!

Employment:

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So Audrey (and half her other relatives including her mother!) are all selling LulaNO and she's working for Lululemon?  Is that why Audrey is trying to get rid of those dresses - she's going to get out before it implodes?  I'd be seriously pissed if I was trying to make money selling something and my partner went and worked for the competition.  Doesn't sound too woke to me.

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6 hours ago, DaphneCat said:

So Audrey (and half her other relatives including her mother!) are all selling LulaNO and she's working for Lululemon?  Is that why Audrey is trying to get rid of those dresses - she's going to get out before it implodes?  I'd be seriously pissed if I was trying to make money selling something and my partner went and worked for the competition.  Doesn't sound too woke to me.

From: 

https://info.lululemon.com/heretobe?mnid=ftr;en-US;social-impact

“ From fitness to wellness to food, this store is designed to serve all the ways we sweat, grow, and connect.”

It would seem Mariah has been borrowing from them. This includes, inclusion, sustainability, accessibility, self care,  and such.

The store has products, yoga, a meditation room........

I laughed when I saw this:

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Lululemon actually has a great reputation for high-quality clothes - used to be a huge fan of their Groove Pants - they wear like iron and they look great. 

Had to stop wearing them when I started having hot flashes - they're on the thick side. Plus my personal style changed. I waa able to sell all my Lululemon pretty quickly on Poshmark, even items that were 8 years old! I still have a few bras and a pink gym bag which I bought in 2006.

I think LLR is aware of the similarity in their name and that was purposeful, they were trying to hijack the reputation. LLR is crap. 

I'm just surprised they hired her. She doesn't come off as the most customer-oriented, friendly, helpful person. I haven't been to my local Lululemon store for some time but I've always received great service with a smile.

She's probably trying to become an ambassador.

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36 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

I’m curious what area Mariah will be working in at the store.

If she's as preachy in person as she is on SM, I'm pretty sure she won't be a sales advisor.  I would be out the door empty-handed if I asked ---what size would I wear in these? and was inflicted with a diatribe about--- size doesn't matter! love who you are! listen to your own intuition!

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1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

I’m curious what area Mariah will be working in at the store.

By default, it's going to be a sales clerk, I'm sure.

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4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I’m curious what area Mariah will be working in at the store.

Same. I noticed they do yoga classes... she’s not on the schedule as a teacher though (thank goodness as that would be a kick in the face for actual teachers with years of experience).  It also did say on the braggy timetable, she’s putting in 7 hours a day there, which would suggest salesperson to me. Assuming she hasn’t been promoted to anything more due to her tv status and following, I’m actually going to give her small credit for getting an actual job here and with a legit company not an MLM. Lululemon do amazing quality workout gear I agree with @DakotaJustice. She’s also borrowed her entire set of core values from their marketing material, so it’s a good match. 

Now if she could fully exit Lulahellno and educate herself and Audrey about the perils of pyramid schemes, maybe she’ll have a fighting chance of a genuinely successful life. 

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45 minutes ago, Sofa Sloth said:

Same. I noticed they do yoga classes... she’s not on the schedule as a teacher though (thank goodness as that would be a kick in the face for actual teachers with years of experience).  It also did say on the braggy timetable, she’s putting in 7 hours a day there, which would suggest salesperson to me. Assuming she hasn’t been promoted to anything more due to her tv status and following, I’m actually going to give her small credit for getting an actual job here and with a legit company not an MLM. Lululemon do amazing quality workout gear I agree with @DakotaJustice. She’s also borrowed her entire set of core values from their marketing material, so it’s a good match. 

Now if she could fully exit Lulahellno and educate herself and Audrey about the perils of pyramid schemes, maybe she’ll have a fighting chance of a genuinely successful life. 

I have former colleagues who've taught classes not only at Lulu, but also Lorna Jane and other fitness-related shops.

These businesses don't want to use staff - they're trying to bring in business and establish relationships with gyms and fitness clubs and so on.  The lulu near me has weekly free classes either in the store or at the park a couple blocks away. I can see them maybe letting Mariah teach eventually but they usually focus on popular instructors at local clubs, who are also ambassadors.  And from what I was told by a couple ex colleagues (I still go to the same gym as a member so we chat...) the waiting list is pretty long, and you can't just phone it in. Also, you get a lot of exposure. It's a hot gig.

Just checked the schedule at my local store and they've recently brought in instructors from Orange Theory, Barry's Bootcamp, a local Zumba place, Equinox, and some local yoga studios. 

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Remember when Lululemon made batches of see-through leggings?  I hope we don't see Mariah in yoga poses in them. 

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4 minutes ago, deirdra said:

Remember when Lululemon made batches of see-through leggings?  I hope we don't see Mariah in yoga poses in them. 

I do remember, but unlike LLR they admitted to defects and recalled them pretty quickly.

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I wonder who made Mariah's favourite leggings (black)?  Certainly not LLN as they have lasted through several photo shoots and are the least objectionable of her leggings. However, leggings are not pants.

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1 hour ago, deirdra said:

I wonder who made Mariah's favourite leggings (black)?  Certainly not LLN as they have lasted through several photo shoots and are the least objectionable of her leggings. However, leggings are not pants.

If you really wonder, I’m sure those were the ‘bad boys’ she linked in her ‘newsletter’. Uh oh looks like you may need to subscribe 😆 

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4 hours ago, Sofa Sloth said:

If you really wonder, I’m sure those were the ‘bad boys’ she linked in her ‘newsletter’. Uh oh looks like you may need to subscribe 😆 

No thanks, 😜!   I'm wondering for her, not myself.  If they are so great, why doesn't she buy more of them and fewer of the camel couture?

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On 8/19/2019 at 6:47 AM, Sofa Sloth said:

So occasionally most of the kids have commented on Mariah’s and vice versa. 

Ok bear with me here, but what I find interesting and telling after some detective work, most of the Browns with public Instagram (including in laws) all follow each other, with these notable exceptions:-

*Meri and Janelle mutually don’t follow each other...(no real surprises there, looks like the counselling sessions worked great 🙄) Meri and Maddie/Caleb also mutually unfollow each other (again not surprising given the Axel birth drama and Lularoe fallout with Maddie), BUT Kody Christine, Robyn, Paedon, Gwendolyn, Mitch, Truly and Tony also don’t follow Meri! She does follow those guys back however.

*Aside from the mutual ignoring of Janelle, Maddie & Caleb, Meri also snubs Garrison and Mykelti. 

*Kody doesn’t follow Mykelti or Tony or Audrey (Mykelti is only child he doesn’t, he even follows Mitch and man-crush Caleb of course, he’s either embarrassed by Mykelti & Tony or just forgot they exist in the pack). Meri is the only wife he doesn’t follow.

*Tony mutually doesn’t follow Kody or Christine (or Meri as mentioned) but interestingly DOES follow Janelle and Robyn. He also doesn’t follow ANY of the half siblings, only all Christine’s kids. 

Convoluted, but you can make some assumptions about who feuds with who here. One big happy fambily indeed 🙄

Sorry for the late response, but thanks so much for the Intel, I really appreciate your work, here.  😁  this is very interesting stuff.  🤔

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On 8/20/2019 at 1:41 PM, laurakaye said:

Although I noticed that either the clothes are just hanging weird, or the hems are a major disaster on the majority of those dresses.

Darn, I rilly wanted the poo brown dress to wear with my peep-toe gladiator booties that I wear with literally everything else I own.  Guess I'll take that 2XL dress so I can artfully tie it in knots so it looks super edgy like the cool LLN kids wear.

I'm gonna forgo the rilly fashion forward look of the Flagstaff Lulanoes and keep it minimalist, folx!  Just some bubble bath, and a banana as my accessory of choice. Woot woot!  🛁  🍌  🤗  😎

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I doubt she'll be at the store as anything.  They are using her name to try and drum up more business.

She will make an appearance now and then with promotions but I'm guessing this gal does not 'real work' anywhere.

She's a star...remember!

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So now she's vegan?  Missed that piece of wokeness.

Hard to put anything in your mouth with your teeth clenched in that stupid cheesy smile - and hard to find your mouth with your eyes squished shut.  Wonder how many shots Sludge had to a take before achieving the desired level of adorableness. 

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A  "quick run" in bedroom slippers/flip-flops?  She must have meant she scuffled over to the closest vegan bistro.

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Laughing + eating = choking.  Unless it is just a fake rictus smile.

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Way to make your legs look even bigger than they are.  Why post such an unattractive pic?  Those squinty-eyed shots look stupid.

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She looks sweaty, orange, grey-haired and that hot dog looks like mold. Then there’s the whale blubber leg from the lunatic-looking pose.

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Why would you even post this? I just don’t know who wants to see this? This doesn’t make me want a vegan hotdog or to subscribe to her ‘newsletter’. She is completely devoid of self-respect & self-awareness which is ironic, given all the blather about herself. 

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On 8/25/2019 at 1:12 PM, Jeanne222 said:

I doubt she'll be at the store as anything.  They are using her name to try and drum up more business.

She will make an appearance now and then with promotions but I'm guessing this gal does not 'real work' anywhere.

She's a star...remember!

Lululemon is so well known it does NOT need a z list celebrity to drum up interest.  If she's working there it will be at a real job.

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Oh the ridiculously inappropriate and non-conductive fake grin while eating something is an influencer practice. See below.

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14 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

Oh the ridiculously inappropriate and non-conductive fake grin while eating something is an influencer practice. See below.

 

I’m genuinely curious as to who is influenced to buy a hotdog from this picture. Surely nobody looks at this and goes ‘ohhh this all looks visually appealing!’

If I was the business owner and she was promoting my place while looking all unwashed and greasy with her lazy dirty hair, overdone grin and her roly thighs on display from having her feet on my restaurant chair like this, I’d be asking her to kindly ‘influence’ elsewhere.

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2 minutes ago, Sofa Sloth said:

I’m genuinely curious as to who is influenced to buy a hotdog from this picture. Surely nobody looks at this and goes ‘ohhh this all looks visually appealing!’

If I was the business owner and she was promoting my place while looking all unwashed and greasy with her lazy dirty hair, overdone grin and her roly thighs on display from having her feet on my restaurant chair like this, I’d be asking her to kindly ‘influence’ elsewhere.

That doesn’t seem to be the case:

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1 minute ago, ginger90 said:

That doesn’t seem to be the case:

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I know, they’re much more gracious than I’d be in their position. 😆  I’d be like ‘We’ll throw you another vegan hotdog if you delete this heinous picture associating us with you please?’

I guess any business is good business though and by the look of the rainbow emoji they’re known to each other. 

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2 hours ago, deirdra said:

Laughing + eating = choking.  Unless it is just a fake rictus smile.

Can you imagine Sludge doing the heimlich on that sweaty Cheshire cat faced lump? 

*barf*

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2 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

Way to make your legs look even bigger than they are.  Why post such an unattractive pic?  Those squinty-eyed shots look stupid.

I rilly can't dill with her squinty eyes and preschool poses any more.  Ma-ri-i-duh, you look ridiculous.  Knock it off.  😒

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3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

What the fuck is wrong with her? She looks like a dog is licking her face, not like she’s about to eat something.  Totally fake looking photo op. At least make it look real, Mariah. 

It does not surprise me that she’s vegan. Naturally it’s vegan junk food and it shows. That running won’t help her if she keeps stuffing her face with vegan hot dogs. 

As a side note and a vegan eater for part of my life, sometimes people mistakenly think “vegan” means healthier. It does not. It’s like everything else, if it’s processed, it is just as bad as non-vegan junk food. 

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4 minutes ago, TurtlePower said:

What the fuck is wrong with her? She looks like a dog is licking her face, not like she’s about to eat something.  Totally fake looking photo op. At least make it look real, Mariah. 

It does not surprise me that she’s vegan. Naturally it’s vegan junk food and it shows. That running won’t help her if she keeps stuffing her face with vegan hot dogs. 

As a side note and a vegan eater for part of my life, sometimes people mistakenly think “vegan” means healthier. It does not. It’s like everything else, if it’s processed, it is just as bad as non-vegan junk food. 

Stuff that's vegan: 

Bread, peanut butter, nutella, tortillas, pizza crusts, sugar...

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3 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

Stuff that's vegan: 

Bread, peanut butter, nutella, tortillas, pizza crusts, sugar...

Vegan here and that hot dog looks gross af....BARF! I think Mariah is a bandwagon vegan. Since it's trendy she must jump on the wagon so she can be relevant. I'm surprised she didn't get all nostalgic and connect Bali to the vegan hot dog somehow and how woke she is. Woke vegan hot dogs for everyone!  😂

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I can't make out what she is pretending to eat.  I see the bun on the bottom and what looks like some pale, insipid, thick-sliced dill pickles on top.  Where's the weenie? 

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I think what looks like a dill pickle is the weenie.  It looks uncooked and extremely unappetizing.  It's all junkfood - is her goal to cultivate more cellulite?

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4 hours ago, TurtlePower said:

What the fuck is wrong with her?

That is the burning question.

And it sums up this entire thread. 

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4 hours ago, VegasVixen said:

Vegan here and that hot dog looks gross af....BARF! I think Mariah is a bandwagon vegan. Since it's trendy she must jump on the wagon so she can be relevant. I'm surprised she didn't get all nostalgic and connect Bali to the vegan hot dog somehow and how woke she is. Woke vegan hot dogs for everyone!  😂

I've had Field Roast (great name I thought) at potlucks before. It's not bad 😊

Hummus is always a good call to bring to potlucks where there might be vegans. Who doesn't like hummus?!?

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The pickle spear is a Chicago thing - it's the topper of a Chicago style dog which includes yellow mustard, chopped onions, bright green relish, tomatoes, sport peppers, and celery salt - and NEVER ketchup! 

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17 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

Stuff that's vegan: 

Bread, peanut butter, nutella, tortillas, pizza crusts, sugar...

Nutella is not vegan, it contains milk. And a lot of calories.

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I have no problem with people wanting to eat a more healthful diet, but Mariah seems to be all over the place. For instance, how much sodium does that vegan dog have with the toppings?

fyi—Pepperidge Farms apple turnovers are vegan and so are tater tots— not exactly healthy, but delish!😉

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17 minutes ago, Adiba said:

I have no problem with people wanting to eat a more healthful diet, but Mariah seems to be all over the place. For instance, how much sodium does that vegan dog have with the toppings?

Sodium, schmodium.  Unless there is a natural distaster near a major salt mine threatening salt shakers everywhere, Mariah don't care.  If it ain't woke, don't fix it.

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2 hours ago, SongbirdHollow said:

Nutella is not vegan, it contains milk. And a lot of calories.

Thank you! I've never had Nutella, because I have enough food addictions as it is. 😂

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16 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

I've had Field Roast (great name I thought) at potlucks before. It's not bad 😊

Hummus is always a good call to bring to potlucks where there might be vegans. Who doesn't like hummus?!?

Looked up their products and they have quite a bit that looked good!  They sell it at WF down the street from me (really at a lot of places in my city) so I am going to check it out.  

16 hours ago, sharkerbaby said:

The pickle spear is a Chicago thing - it's the topper of a Chicago style dog which includes yellow mustard, chopped onions, bright green relish, tomatoes, sport peppers, and celery salt - and NEVER ketchup! 

SPORT PEPPERS!!!!  Love those things.

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16 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

Who doesn't like hummus?!?

Ummmm, me?

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