Mariah Brown: The Only Planet I'm Applying to is Westminster College

[ginger90 54.7k]

Does, “I wouldn’t change the world for it “, make sense to anyone?

Or do I just not get it?

[Sandy W 18.1k]

"I wouldn't change the world for it".  I think she means "I wouldn't change it for the world".  But who knows, Mariah does think she is capable of changing the world, one woke idea at a time.

[Sofa Sloth 11.4k]

16 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Does, “I wouldn’t change the world for it “, make sense to anyone?

Or do I just not get it?

I’m sure she meant to say ‘wouldn’t change it for the world’. Just standard lazy Brown errors they don’t bother proofreading and correcting, before sending posts out to the masses. 

Also, again with those heinous front bum accentuating pants! She needs to take tips from her fellow, leggings-as-pants, college friend here; she does it right with a longer top covering the camel toe and a darker color. 

[xwordfanatik 32.4k]

Her blonde hair roots look terrible.  Her hair needs washing too, I am sure.  

This clueless brat needs to wear black pants, and nothing this tight.  She'd look less pudgy.  Like Sofa said, a longer top is in order, too.  

Sludge gets the honor of photographing this trip.  How boring for her.

[Kohola3 53.5k]

I swear she looks worse with every picture she posts.  Hideously tight pants (can you say fungal infection), greasy stringy hair, squinty-eyed smile.  Just ugh.

And complete radio silence about SoulCycle.   Guess her concern for the LGBTQ community comes and goes at will.

[AZChristian 50.8k]

She looks like she could be the mother of the other two.

[Meowwww 8.6k]

I am glad we were spared the camel toe by her bent leg. 

[riverblue22 7.2k]

The blonde roots look bad but if she has decided to stop coloring her hair I'm all for it.  She seems to have picked up a "go natural" vibe during her yoga trip.  

[Quickbeam 4.7k]

Please bathe. Every photo is worse than the last one.

[deirdra 22.8k]

2 hours ago, riverblue22 said:

The blonde roots look bad but if she has decided to stop coloring her hair I'm all for it.  She seems to have picked up a "go natural" vibe during her yoga trip.  

But the yellow streaks appear to be new and unnatural.  She sure looks "full up" of pudge food.

[Kohola3 53.5k]

Day 4 since the news about the SC founder and his $100,000 a plate fundraiser.  Does Mariah think nobody notices she hasn't made a statement?  Guess that rainbow march was just for show.  Her queer wokeness is apparently all a sham for the cameras, the flavor of the month until something else shiny catches her eye.

[ginger90 54.7k]

[Kohola3 53.5k]

Apparently none of those boxes contains shampoo.

[Absolom 24.5k]

She thinks she has dry hair instead of a grease ball on her head?  That explains a lot.  

That is a dreadful photo of her face. 

[xwordfanatik 32.4k]

Pudge doesn't give a shit how crappy she looks, apparently.  Greasy hair, and I'm going to bet she doesn't use deodorant, either.  Such a grifty grifter, just like Ma & Pa.

So she hasn't mentioned one of her favorite hangouts, Soul Cycle?  @Kohola3, you nailed it.  Mariah's just like a crow, with shiny objects.  I've heard skunks do the same thing.

[toodles 18.5k]

10 minutes ago, Absolom said:

She thinks she has dry hair instead of a grease ball on her head?  That explains a lot.  

That is a dreadful photo of her face. 

Although it kills my to say this, her eyebrows look better.  They don't look so Groucho Marxy.

[LilWharveyGal 10.5k]

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

Edited August 13, 2019 by LilWharveyGal

[MonicaM 5.7k]

1 hour ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

I think she has confused "self care" with "self obsession".  

[DakotaJustice 20.9k]

Omg, what Instagram "influencer" HASNT signed up to represent the Fab Fit Fun subscription boxes yet?  

https://fabfitfun.com/affiliates/

[DaphneCat 10.5k]

2 hours ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

She looks really good in this picture.  Her hair would look 1,000 times better if she stopped with all the chemical crap and went back to her natural color.  

[Sofa Sloth 11.4k]

8 hours ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history!

Absolutely, there’s no integrity.  

They’ll claim anything for a quick buck. Like the time ‘influencer’ Mariah revealed she drank Naked juice all throughout college.. cool story, except she actually didn’t, as her then roommate, called her out for being a lying liar that lies. 

Looking at the lack of effort put into her basic hygiene and outward appearance, I don't believe she uses a single product in these fabfitfun boxes like she claims. 

[laurakaye 35.2k]

10 hours ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

I don't know when this was taken but Meri looks 20 years younger without her Sharpie eyebrows, gobs of mascara and black eyeliner, and Oompa-Loompa skin.  

And Mariah looks 100 times better as a blonde.  Maybe blondes aren't as woke as brunettes?  I don't know the rules.

[MargeGunderson 22.6k]

We can see Mariah's eyes in the picture! Proof that it is possible for her to take a picture without squinting. 

[Rabbit Hutch 3.0k]

19 hours ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

Eyes wide open, here.  Does being woke make ones eyes go all squinty?  🤔

[ginger90 54.7k]

[Sandy W 18.1k]

Huh???  I don't have the advanced education Mariah does, so my reading comprehension isn't woke enough to understand that statement.  Could anyone explain this PSA?

[DakotaJustice 20.9k]

It's been awhile but I seem to recall I got a lot of my required vaccinations AT school.

[deirdra 22.8k]

She was home-schooled part of the time so maybe she had to get all the shots she'd missed (or couldn't document) at the same time before she was allowed to enter public school.  

Edited August 13, 2019 by deirdra

[Kohola3 53.5k]

So they don't get polio? Does she know how rare that is? More likely they would end up with measles since that is the epidemic of the day. What an idiot.

[deirdra 22.8k]

5 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

So they don't get polio? Does she know how rare that is? 

Also, the polio vaccine is oral and tastes like sugar water - not the one to pick as being like HELL, since we know she loves sugar. The measles, chicken pox, rubella, diptheria, pertussis & tetanus vaccines are the shots that children complain about (though a good nurse will be done before you feel it). 

Edited August 14, 2019 by deirdra

[Meowwww 8.6k]

She was so pretty as a blonde.  But let me guess, blondes aren’t queer or woke.  

My father in law had polio as a kid.  It’s no joke.  

[Teafortwo 2.6k]

She probably had to do it as an adult, for grad school? maybe? In any case it's funny that Ginger posted this right after the comments on the old pic, because the PSA pic is the squintiest!

[Kohola3 53.5k]

8 hours ago, Meowwww said:

My father in law had polio as a kid.  It’s no joke.  

I didn't mean to insinuate that it was. My point that in her pseudo-PSA she picks a disease that has been eradicated in the US.  If she really wanted to encourage inoculations, why not pick a disease that is currently a big issue. like measles.

As always, she had the Brown Clown gene for idiotic marketing.  What parent is going to rush their kid to the doctor to prevent a disease that hasn't been seen in the US since 1979....

[laurakaye 35.2k]

First of all, that is a stupid, stupid picture.  Second, it sounds like she's throwing major shade at Meri for not getting her only child vaccinated when she was young, because now she is having to forego her avocado toast/vegan caramel double-shot latte lunch date with Audge to stand in line at "school" to fill out paperwork and get her vaccine.  But thanks for the PSA, Pudge.  Hope this doesn't make you late for SoulCycle.

[deirdra 22.8k]

2 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

What parent is going to rush their kid to the doctor to prevent a disease that hasn't been seen in the US since 1979....

But Mariah is a "world traveller".  Did she need any shots before going to Bali?

[xwordfanatik 32.4k]

1 hour ago, deirdra said:

But Mariah is a "world traveller".  Did she need any shots before going to Bali?

I don't know about Bali, but my daughter had to have some shots before traveling to India with her college class.  She had had the regular ones growing up here.  Polio, MMR, etc.

That picture sucks.  Ms. Woke is not a good person to PSA anything.  She's still pissed at Meri, but she's only too happy to spend mom's money.  

[Irate Panda 7.8k]

People are still inquiring about Mariah's stance on Soul Cycle.  For someone so woke, she's sure asleep on this one.  She must be too busy with the vaccines and avocado toast to respond.

[Kohola3 53.5k]

2 hours ago, Irate Panda said:

People are still inquiring about Mariah's stance on Soul Cycle.  For someone so woke, she's sure asleep on this one. 

You know good and well she's still cycling away. She's too lazy to find somewhere else and her enlightenment has worn off so she really doesn't give a rat's patootie about the LGBTQ cause any longer. 

The fact that she's not even addressing her stance in public speaks volumes.  If these famewhores are not posting their every vapid thought on social media, they're bored with it or it's been a failure - note the lack of triumphant trumpeting about her wildly successful and well attened yoga classes by Pudge and lack of a glowing report on the "jeens" sales by Mykelti.

[MargeGunderson 22.6k]

She may have needed the vaccinations for grad school as @Teafortwo suggested. I did, because I couldn't find my vaccination records (it had been years since I had them). But, since she started school last year, why would she be just now getting them? Or maybe this is just a random PSA. Who knows with her.

[Higgins 11.9k]

6 minutes ago, MargeGunderson said:

She may have needed the vaccinations for grad school as @Teafortwo suggested. I did, because I couldn't find my vaccination records (it had been years since I had them). But, since she started school last year, why would she be just now getting them? Or maybe this is just a random PSA. Who knows with her.

She could have titers run.

[Kohola3 53.5k]

9 minutes ago, Higgins said:

She could have titers run.

I'd bet dollars to donuts she has no health insurance.  Those are costly and you can get free inoculations at many health departments.

[deirdra 22.8k]

Many grad schools include inexpensive health insurance in full-time student fees or as an option, though it is odd that this didn't happen a year ago.  Perhaps a measles outbreak caused Loyola to crack down for Fall registration or Mariah opted in to the health plan.  With the Brown Clowns moving from town to town and state to state to evade creditors while she was growing up, it is no wonder that she doesn't have her vaccination records.

[DakotaJustice 20.9k]

So anyone want to put money on whether Janelle or Mariah are going to be the first to recommend nostrums for:

• Spanish influenza
• Typhoid
• Fever and Ague
• The use of leeches

??

[deirdra 22.8k]

If they ever do start to build on their property or visit it before foreclosing on it, the whole fambly could be wiped out by Prairie Dog Plague.

[Kohola3 53.5k]

9 minutes ago, deirdra said:

....the whole fambly could be wiped out by Prairie Dog Plague.

Can't you just imagine if only Kootie survived?  A whole new TLC series - Searching for a Whole New Harem brought sponsored by Monostat and Viagra.

[ginger90 54.7k]

[Kohola3 53.5k]

So she's posing over. what, a sewer cover?  And spouting platitudes about spiritual activism?   But nothing about boycotting SC whose owner supports the very thing she's blathering about.

Does she know how pompously ambiguous she looks?  She really is clueless.

[Sofa Sloth 11.4k]

The picture composition is actually pretty cool for a change, I actually like the pose and the simplistic style.

Garghh who even I am? 🤦🏼‍♀️  that hurt to type so here comes the usual snark -

She still looks unwashed and narcissistic. Is she capable of capturing and posting anything that isn’t herself, or her food? Her instagram is a snore fest of narcissism, self obsession and terrible grammar. 

Her faux activism is nauseating and insincere. If she’s only donating a ‘portion of the proceeds’ what is the point? That could be literally $1 or less depending on who attends and how charitable she decides to be. It’s only to make herself look good. Either do a fully charitable class with full proceeds going to your cause, or don’t bother.   

[Jeanne222 9.2k]

On Lordy Mariah!  Please just stop!!!

[xwordfanatik 32.4k]

A portion of the proceeds means next to nothing, I think.  Do something about your spoiled narcissism, Pudge.  Like give the money you spend on coffee shops to your "undocumented friends."  20 pounds of bullshit in a 10 pound bag.  That's Mariah.

Platitudes is exactly right, Kohola.  Faux activism is also exactly right, Sofa.

Ugh.