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Mariah Brown: The Only Planet I'm Applying to is Westminster College

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Does, “I wouldn’t change the world for it “, make sense to anyone?

Or do I just not get it?

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"I wouldn't change the world for it".  I think she means "I wouldn't change it for the world".  But who knows, Mariah does think she is capable of changing the world, one woke idea at a time.

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16 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Does, “I wouldn’t change the world for it “, make sense to anyone?

Or do I just not get it?

I’m sure she meant to say ‘wouldn’t change it for the world’. Just standard lazy Brown errors they don’t bother proofreading and correcting, before sending posts out to the masses. 

Also, again with those heinous front bum accentuating pants! She needs to take tips from her fellow, leggings-as-pants, college friend here; she does it right with a longer top covering the camel toe and a darker color. 

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Her blonde hair roots look terrible.  Her hair needs washing too, I am sure.  

This clueless brat needs to wear black pants, and nothing this tight.  She'd look less pudgy.  Like Sofa said, a longer top is in order, too.  

Sludge gets the honor of photographing this trip.  How boring for her.

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I swear she looks worse with every picture she posts.  Hideously tight pants (can you say fungal infection), greasy stringy hair, squinty-eyed smile.  Just ugh.

And complete radio silence about SoulCycle.   Guess her concern for the LGBTQ community comes and goes at will.

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The blonde roots look bad but if she has decided to stop coloring her hair I'm all for it.  She seems to have picked up a "go natural" vibe during her yoga trip.  

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2 hours ago, riverblue22 said:

The blonde roots look bad but if she has decided to stop coloring her hair I'm all for it.  She seems to have picked up a "go natural" vibe during her yoga trip.  

But the yellow streaks appear to be new and unnatural.  She sure looks "full up" of pudge food.

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Day 4 since the news about the SC founder and his $100,000 a plate fundraiser.  Does Mariah think nobody notices she hasn't made a statement?  Guess that rainbow march was just for show.  Her queer wokeness is apparently all a sham for the cameras, the flavor of the month until something else shiny catches her eye.

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She thinks she has dry hair instead of a grease ball on her head?  That explains a lot.  

That is a dreadful photo of her face. 

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Pudge doesn't give a shit how crappy she looks, apparently.  Greasy hair, and I'm going to bet she doesn't use deodorant, either.  Such a grifty grifter, just like Ma & Pa.

So she hasn't mentioned one of her favorite hangouts, Soul Cycle?  @Kohola3, you nailed it.  Mariah's just like a crow, with shiny objects.  I've heard skunks do the same thing.

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10 minutes ago, Absolom said:

She thinks she has dry hair instead of a grease ball on her head?  That explains a lot.  

That is a dreadful photo of her face. 

Although it kills my to say this, her eyebrows look better.  They don't look so Groucho Marxy.

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Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

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1 hour ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

I think she has confused "self care" with "self obsession".  

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2 hours ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

She looks really good in this picture.  Her hair would look 1,000 times better if she stopped with all the chemical crap and went back to her natural color.  

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8 hours ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history!

Absolutely, there’s no integrity.  

They’ll claim anything for a quick buck. Like the time ‘influencer’ Mariah revealed she drank Naked juice all throughout college.. cool story, except she actually didn’t, as her then roommate, called her out for being a lying liar that lies. 

Looking at the lack of effort put into her basic hygiene and outward appearance, I don't believe she uses a single product in these fabfitfun boxes like she claims. 

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10 hours ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

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I don't know when this was taken but Meri looks 20 years younger without her Sharpie eyebrows, gobs of mascara and black eyeliner, and Oompa-Loompa skin.  

And Mariah looks 100 times better as a blonde.  Maybe blondes aren't as woke as brunettes?  I don't know the rules.

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19 hours ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

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Eyes wide open, here.  Does being woke make ones eyes go all squinty?  🤔

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Huh???  I don't have the advanced education Mariah does, so my reading comprehension isn't woke enough to understand that statement.  Could anyone explain this PSA?

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She was home-schooled part of the time so maybe she had to get all the shots she'd missed (or couldn't document) at the same time before she was allowed to enter public school.  

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So they don't get polio? Does she know how rare that is? More likely they would end up with measles since that is the epidemic of the day. What an idiot.

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5 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

So they don't get polio? Does she know how rare that is? 

Also, the polio vaccine is oral and tastes like sugar water - not the one to pick as being like HELL, since we know she loves sugar. The measles, chicken pox, rubella, diptheria, pertussis & tetanus vaccines are the shots that children complain about (though a good nurse will be done before you feel it). 

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She was so pretty as a blonde.  But let me guess, blondes aren’t queer or woke.  

My father in law had polio as a kid.  It’s no joke.  

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She probably had to do it as an adult, for grad school? maybe? In any case it's funny that Ginger posted this right after the comments on the old pic, because the PSA pic is the squintiest!

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8 hours ago, Meowwww said:

My father in law had polio as a kid.  It’s no joke.  

I didn't mean to insinuate that it was. My point that in her pseudo-PSA she picks a disease that has been eradicated in the US.  If she really wanted to encourage inoculations, why not pick a disease that is currently a big issue. like measles.

As always, she had the Brown Clown gene for idiotic marketing.  What parent is going to rush their kid to the doctor to prevent a disease that hasn't been seen in the US since 1979....

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First of all, that is a stupid, stupid picture.  Second, it sounds like she's throwing major shade at Meri for not getting her only child vaccinated when she was young, because now she is having to forego her avocado toast/vegan caramel double-shot latte lunch date with Audge to stand in line at "school" to fill out paperwork and get her vaccine.  But thanks for the PSA, Pudge.  Hope this doesn't make you late for SoulCycle.

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2 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

What parent is going to rush their kid to the doctor to prevent a disease that hasn't been seen in the US since 1979....

But Mariah is a "world traveller".  Did she need any shots before going to Bali?

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1 hour ago, deirdra said:

But Mariah is a "world traveller".  Did she need any shots before going to Bali?

I don't know about Bali, but my daughter had to have some shots before traveling to India with her college class.  She had had the regular ones growing up here.  Polio, MMR, etc.

That picture sucks.  Ms. Woke is not a good person to PSA anything.  She's still pissed at Meri, but she's only too happy to spend mom's money.  

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People are still inquiring about Mariah's stance on Soul Cycle.  For someone so woke, she's sure asleep on this one.  She must be too busy with the vaccines and avocado toast to respond.

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2 hours ago, Irate Panda said:

People are still inquiring about Mariah's stance on Soul Cycle.  For someone so woke, she's sure asleep on this one. 

You know good and well she's still cycling away. She's too lazy to find somewhere else and her enlightenment has worn off so she really doesn't give a rat's patootie about the LGBTQ cause any longer. 

The fact that she's not even addressing her stance in public speaks volumes.  If these famewhores are not posting their every vapid thought on social media, they're bored with it or it's been a failure - note the lack of triumphant trumpeting about her wildly successful and well attened yoga classes by Pudge and lack of a glowing report on the "jeens" sales by Mykelti.

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She may have needed the vaccinations for grad school as @Teafortwo suggested. I did, because I couldn't find my vaccination records (it had been years since I had them). But, since she started school last year, why would she be just now getting them? Or maybe this is just a random PSA. Who knows with her.

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6 minutes ago, MargeGunderson said:

She may have needed the vaccinations for grad school as @Teafortwo suggested. I did, because I couldn't find my vaccination records (it had been years since I had them). But, since she started school last year, why would she be just now getting them? Or maybe this is just a random PSA. Who knows with her.

She could have titers run.

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9 minutes ago, Higgins said:

She could have titers run.

I'd bet dollars to donuts she has no health insurance.  Those are costly and you can get free inoculations at many health departments.

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Many grad schools include inexpensive health insurance in full-time student fees or as an option, though it is odd that this didn't happen a year ago.  Perhaps a measles outbreak caused Loyola to crack down for Fall registration or Mariah opted in to the health plan.  With the Brown Clowns moving from town to town and state to state to evade creditors while she was growing up, it is no wonder that she doesn't have her vaccination records.

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So anyone want to put money on whether Janelle or Mariah are going to be the first to recommend nostrums for:

  • Spanish influenza
  • Typhoid
  • Fever and Ague
  • The use of leeches

??

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If they ever do start to build on their property or visit it before foreclosing on it, the whole fambly could be wiped out by Prairie Dog Plague.

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9 minutes ago, deirdra said:

....the whole fambly could be wiped out by Prairie Dog Plague.

Can't you just imagine if only Kootie survived?  A whole new TLC series - Searching for a Whole New Harem brought sponsored by Monostat and Viagra.

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So she's posing over. what, a sewer cover?  And spouting platitudes about spiritual activism?   But nothing about boycotting SC whose owner supports the very thing she's blathering about.

Does she know how pompously ambiguous she looks?  She really is clueless.

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The picture composition is actually pretty cool for a change, I actually like the pose and the simplistic style.

Garghh who even I am? 🤦🏼‍♀️  that hurt to type so here comes the usual snark -

She still looks unwashed and narcissistic. Is she capable of capturing and posting anything that isn’t herself, or her food? Her instagram is a snore fest of narcissism, self obsession and terrible grammar. 

Her faux activism is nauseating and insincere. If she’s only donating a ‘portion of the proceeds’ what is the point? That could be literally $1 or less depending on who attends and how charitable she decides to be. It’s only to make herself look good. Either do a fully charitable class with full proceeds going to your cause, or don’t bother.   

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A portion of the proceeds means next to nothing, I think.  Do something about your spoiled narcissism, Pudge.  Like give the money you spend on coffee shops to your "undocumented friends."  20 pounds of bullshit in a 10 pound bag.  That's Mariah.

Platitudes is exactly right, Kohola.  Faux activism is also exactly right, Sofa.

Ugh.

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