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4 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

Dear Snowflake:  that squinty-eyed smirk does you no favors.  

At least the blond hair gives her some life and her skin tone is much more healthy looking. Hope she realizes it and goes back to her natural color...probably not going to happen though...

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9 hours ago, Gramto6 said:

At least the blond hair gives her some life and her skin tone is much more healthy looking. Hope she realizes it and goes back to her natural color...probably not going to happen though...

I agree! She looks so much better. 

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Can someone give me a quickie rundown of what happened with Mariah and Audrey + support animal + airplane?  I see the situation mentioned often here, but I don't know the details.  Please and thank you.

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34 minutes ago, CouchTater said:

Can someone give me a quickie rundown of what happened with Mariah and Audrey + support animal + airplane?  I see the situation mentioned often here, but I don't know the details.  Please and thank you.

I'm not the best for details, Because. Elderly.  but as I recall, they attempted to board a plane in Chicago to visit Meri.  They tried to board with Mosby and Koda (who is about the size of a Labrador), insisting that the dogs were emotional support animals and should be allowed in the cabin with them.  They had no supporting documentation and of course, the airline rightly refused them, causing Mariah to get on her SJW high horse and vilify the airline on her Instagram page (since deleted).  

Someone help me out here if I'm missing anything..........

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43 minutes ago, CouchTater said:

I see the situation mentioned often here, but I don't know the details. 

Go to page 21 of this thread to follow the saga.

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54 minutes ago, CouchTater said:

Can someone give me a quickie rundown of what happened with Mariah and Audrey + support animal + airplane?  I see the situation mentioned often here, but I don't know the details.  Please and thank you.

 

13 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

I'm not the best for details, Because. Elderly.  but as I recall, they attempted to board a plane in Chicago to visit Meri.  They tried to board with Mosby and Koda (who is about the size of a Labrador), insisting that the dogs were emotional support animals and should be allowed in the cabin with them.  They had no supporting documentation and of course, the airline rightly refused them, causing Mariah to get on her SJW high horse and vilify the airline on her Instagram page (since deleted).  

Someone help me out here if I'm missing anything..........

The key parts being the fact that at that time the airline charged $250 extra to bring a dog on board. Seeing eye, disability dogs were free. They threw that fit to save themselves money by INSISTING the dogs were emotional support animals.  Since then it has become a real problem, and within a week or two of that social media shit show the airline completely rewrote its policy that if you were bringing such an animal it had to be documented by a professional medical person with an official diagnosis and explanation in a letter dated within one year.

On their own social media, and on the television show cameras since then, they have proved over and over that they live their lives just fine without the constant need of emotional support of their pets.

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1 hour ago, Roslyn said:

 

The key parts being the fact that at that time the airline charged $250 extra to bring a dog on board. Seeing eye, disability dogs were free. They threw that fit to save themselves money by INSISTING the dogs were emotional support animals.  Since then it has become a real problem, and within a week or two of that social media shit show the airline completely rewrote its policy that if you were bringing such an animal it had to be documented by a professional medical person with an official diagnosis and explanation in a letter dated within one year.

On their own social media, and on the television show cameras since then, they have proved over and over that they live their lives just fine without the constant need of emotional support of their pets.

The emotional support animal thing has gotten completely out of hand. There are so many companies that will provide fake "therapy pet" letters and faux harnesses these days! I love animals but I was at the Farmers market where they have signs everywhere saying no pets unless physical disability due to food health regulations. But still people blithely go in with their dogs because they consider them family members. Which is fine, but they forget that many people have allergies to dogs and they would like to enjoy the market, too. Not just the food thing. 

I've seen people feed samples of food to their pets at the market, my sister is a vendor and those samples are meant for people, not pets. They cost the vendor money. 

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8 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

The emotional support animal thing has gotten completely out of hand. There are so many companies that will provide fake "therapy pet" letters and faux harnesses these days! I love animals but I was at the Farmers market where they have signs everywhere saying no pets unless physical disability due to food health regulations. But still people blithely go in with their dogs because they consider them family members. Which is fine, but they forget that many people have allergies to dogs and they would like to enjoy the market, too. Not just the food thing. 

I've seen people feed samples of food to their pets at the market, my sister is a vendor and those samples are meant for people, not pets. They cost the vendor money. 

Exactly!

I think I've already griped about this before, but....

I LOVE dogs.  LOVE them.  But I do NOT like stepping in and tracking dog poo and pee all over my grocery store, Michael's Craft store, Barnes & Noble, Office Max and everywhere else these dogs are going and the owners are not cleaning up after.  I expect accidents at PetCo and PetSmart (we have both - and LOTS of both in my area) but can't people clean up after their dog?  Honest to God truth - about six times now I have seen dripping pee puddles on stacks of cat food/dog/food/pet supplies where the dog lifted his leg and the owner stood there and watched?? Or else was oblivious.  So rude!  I absolutely CANNOT picture Audrey or Mariah cleaning up after those dogs.  My bet is that they are like these people I mentioned, and they leave the mess for someone else to clean up.

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One of the regular vendors sells sous vide bacon from their own farm raised hogs and she stopped giving samples altogether because they can't discriminate against people with pets and those people were feeding bacon samples to their dogs right in front of her.  As she says on her "sorry, no samples" sign, this was cutting into her bottom line as this is her livelihood. 

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20 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

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The roots look even darker than before and the ends more frayed.  Ugh.

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The squint isn't squinty enough.  The smirk isn't smirky enough.  It makes her look human which we know is not correct.

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Seeing Mariah’s squinty eyes, greasy hair and stupid nose piercings makes me want to smack her. 

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2 minutes ago, tabloidlover said:

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I had to stop watching after figuring out she was cooking after she ran her hands through her greasy stinky hair. Puke. 
ETA it was also wayyyy too much underarms for me. 

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Ah, poor Snowflake.  She's gotta make do with a tiny kitchen.  How is this entitled spoiled little baby going to help all those less fortunate people she's pretending to care about?

SJW, my ass.  "She's a pretender, doesn't mean a word of it."

 

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Most cooking shows have the camera aimed at the food in the skillet, not the cook's face, pits & belly.  

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But for reals, this post made me want to curb stomp my @samsunggalaxy with my @sorelboots. Then I found my @peptobismol and my @excedrinmigraine and now I've got my morning glow back.

See, Mariah? Shilling is boring.

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3 hours ago, tabloidlover said:

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She forgot to mention hair as an ingredient. 🤮

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She took her hair out of a ponytail, then ran her hands thru it, before cooking. Great. Hair everywhere. With her midriff out. Girl, please. Didn’t Mama Christine teach you anything about cooking?

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1 hour ago, lindalouwho said:

She took her hair out of a ponytail, then ran her hands thru it, before cooking. Great. Hair everywhere. With her midriff out. Girl, please. Didn’t Mama Christine teach you anything about cooking?

DIRTY greasy bed-smelling nast hair. 

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5 hours ago, tabloidlover said:

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Worst cooking demo ever!!! Every cook I have ever watched pulled her hair back before starting to cook, not taken it down and run her fingers through it!! If that meal is just for her and I assume it is since only one egg, then that is a huge meal. Are all her meals this carb laden and huge...earning her name Pudge for sure. I don't know who she is trying to impress/influence with this demo...the Avocado Spray Co???  Fail!!

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9 hours ago, deirdra said:

The roots look even darker than before and the ends more frayed.  Ugh.

One has to wonder about a person that darkens their hair and then lightens the darkened hair.  WTF?

5 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

Ah, poor Snowflake.  She's gotta make do with a tiny kitchen.  How is this entitled spoiled little baby going to help all those less fortunate people she's pretending to care about?

SJW, my ass.  "She's a pretender, doesn't mean a word of it."

 

Oh so now she's going to "educate" us COLs in how to cook breakfast?  Her cooking skills are abysmal but she thinks she's got this down and needs to tell us all how to do it.  Pathetic.  Her knife skills suck, and yes, Mariah, you did need more oil in that pan.  Plus I hope she scrubbed those potatoes.  Who leaves the skin on when making a potato hash or home fries?  It looked horrible, plus again with a huge portion with enough for 2 people.  But with one egg in the pan it was probably just for her.  

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It's great to see that she has all this extra time on her hands to make shitty cooking videos what with her grad school and all.

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If her followers don't know that you can take a skillet (or pan) and throw whatever you've got in the fridge and an egg in it and cook it up, shouldn't she add more details?  Like how to take the cap off your avocado oil spray and point it in the right direction, break and egg, turn on the stove, and how to tell when it is all cooked.

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I will say Mariah looks so much better in lighter colored hair rather than that black vampire hair she prefers!

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6 hours ago, lindalouwho said:

She took her hair out of a ponytail, then ran her hands thru it, before cooking. Great. Hair everywhere. With her midriff out. Girl, please. Didn’t Mama Christine teach you anything about cooking?

I usually do the opposite so nobody flosses with my hair while eating...

 

I don't understand... snowflake must be a better cook with her hair down... 🤔

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On 2/4/2020 at 6:44 PM, Joan of Argh said:

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I mean absolutely no disrespect here, but in that blond photo, I thought - wow, she looks like Janis Joplin.  I think it's the glasses.  But how can she look at that picture and not realize that she looks SO much better as a blond?

I started watching the cooking video as well and stopped as soon as the hair came out of the ponytail.  Nope, nope, nope.  I get the squicks when I feel a loose hair inside my shirt or see one in the sink.  Or stuck to a washcloth.  And I have short hair.  So even thinking about any part of Pudge's greasy rat's nest making its way into food is a hard and fast NOPE.

Poor Audge.  I cannot even imagine having to eat whatever slop Pudge cooked.

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So next on her string of "professions" - woke food blogger master chef?

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Yea...the hair....oh my.  Not only running her hands through her hair right next to the cooking area, again and again. But not washing her hands !!

I am assuming that her potatoes were already cooked.  That was enough potato for 3 servings...easily.  She made fridge clean hash. Big whoop.

I taught my daughter at my side when she took an interest in cooking/baking at age 3 proper kitchen hygiene. At 3 she understood. However by the time she was 5 she informed me that she would like her own cooking utensils and her own kitchen because she didn't want to share mine.

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10 minutes ago, Roslyn said:

I am assuming that her potatoes were already cooked.  That was enough potato for 3 servings...easily.  She made fridge clean hash. Big whoop.

It looked like she baked the potatoes first before cutting and putting them in the pan, which is not a bad idea but she actually cooked them too much and they were already too mealy.  If she really wanted them to come out good she should have used a waxy variety of potato such as red or Yukon gold.  She was using starchier baking potatoes that aren't so good for frying.

As a pretty good home cook (if I may say so myself) I am appalled at her atrocious cooking skills.  There wasn't enough oil in that pan to prevent the food from caking up, sticking and burning on the bottom of the pan - Judging from the way it looked when she was waving it around before using it, she's already ruined that pan and it would require a lot of scrubbing then re-seasoning to bring it back.  She is not even able to take advantage of any seasoning her iron frying pan should have with all that gunk built up.  Then, also because there wasn't enough oil in the pan, her potatoes looked mealy and yucky.  They weren't browned and seared like they should have been and were about one minute away from falling apart completely.  Also, any food out of that pan would taste of the iron in the pan.  You have to know how to use an iron frying pan and she just doesn't.  Sorry for the rant, but I take my cooking skills pretty seriously and it really bugs me when twits like her put themselves up online as some kind of "experts" when they really don't know WTF they are doing.

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Well, fortunately it appears to have been just meant for her own personal consumption but if I was Audrey I would've looked at it and said "I'm going to Denny's."

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16 hours ago, tabloidlover said:

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So I watched the whole thing and, she's gonna eat all that? That whole thing? And also--as a couple of you have already mentioned--her pre-cooked taters looked terrible and appeared to stick and fall apart. 

A "chef" she is not. And big deal, she made breakfast in one pan. 

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That smug look on Snowflake makes me want to slap it off her face.

She's a slob.  Still rebelling against NeatFreak Meri.

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12 hours ago, Yeah No said:

One has to wonder about a person that darkens their hair and then lightens the darkened hair.  WTF?

Oh so now she's going to "educate" us COLs in how to cook breakfast?  Her cooking skills are abysmal but she thinks she's got this down and needs to tell us all how to do it.  Pathetic.  Her knife skills suck, and yes, Mariah, you did need more oil in that pan.  Plus I hope she scrubbed those potatoes.  Who leaves the skin on when making a potato hash or home fries?  It looked horrible, plus again with a huge portion with enough for 2 people.  But with one egg in the pan it was probably just for her.  

<tiny voice> Me.  But I scrub them with a hard brush (and cut off anything that needs to go).  The only potatoes I peel are sweet.  But I am not rubbing my hands through greasy hair, showing my tubby stomach and bitching about the size of my kitchen. 

A good cook doesn't NEED a large space.  I saw Julia Child's kitchen.  Don't tell me anyone NEEDS a large kitchen to prepare good food (I have always had a tiny kitchen).  I also watch House Hunters and Europeans have cooked large meals in small spaces for eons.  

2 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

Well, fortunately it appears to have been just meant for her own personal consumption but if I was Audrey I would've looked at it and said "I'm going to Denny's."

Grand Slam here I come!

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18 hours ago, tabloidlover said:

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Is she high? I think she's high.

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29 minutes ago, TipseyGirl said:

Is she high? I think she's high.

Is recreational pot legal in IL?  I believe it is.  I know Snowflake has mentioned CBD before.

She's got the munchies, by the size of the meal you all described.  I didn't get past the running-her-hands-through-the-greasy mop scene.  Just yuck!

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I have a pretty good sized kitchen (especially for a one bedroom apartment) but I do most of my cooking in a Lodge cast iron skillet or in my Breville oven. 

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5 hours ago, laurakaye said:

 

I started watching the cooking video as well and stopped as soon as the hair came out of the ponytail.  Nope, nope, nope.  I get the squicks when I feel a loose hair inside my shirt or see one in the sink.  Or stuck to a washcloth.  And I have short hair.  So even thinking about any part of Pudge's greasy rat's nest making its way into food is a hard and fast NOPE

I feel the same way.  I think that hair stinks to high heaven too.  I'm making a grossed out face as I type this.👅Just........no.

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I watched it with the sound off.  Jeez, why does she keep messing with her hair during a cooking video?  Between that constant hair-touching and close-ups of her pasty gut, I got nauseated and turned it off after less than two minutes.  Gross.

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9 minutes ago, Phoebe70 said:

I watched it with the sound off.  Jeez, why does she keep messing with her hair during a cooking video?  Between that constant hair-touching and close-ups of her pasty gut, I got nauseated and turned it off after less than two minutes.  Gross.

At first I thought she was doing it on purpose, preparing to use her own hair grease on the skillet.  Who takes their hair down and shakes it all around to cook?!

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I love this video. So full of icks, and I really needed that today.

(The sun isn't shining here in Maryland).

When Asshat picked up the skillet, I was so hoping she was going to mash it in her face.

Rearrange her features. That would have been WOKE.

She honestly and truly thinks the public is interested in her cooking video?

See, all i can do is laugh. Comedy perfection.

She stinks. I can just tell her breath smells like moth balls and her pits wreak of body odor, many days old. I have no doubt her pants smell like her lady parts because she probably washes neither her body or her clothes.

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Ok I watched it again and as everyone else says, there's very little footage of the actual food.  It's just a LOOK AT ME video. As if she's looking in a mirror preening (haha) messing with her hair, "I'm just too cute" (she's not, IMO). 

Who cares about the food? I just flashed on Lina Lamont in Singin' in the Rain: 

If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all.

ETA to add Cosmo Brown's (Donald O'Connor) description of Lina Lamont which fits Mariah to a T: 

Cosmo Brown: Lina. She can't act, she can't sing, she can't dance. A triple threat.

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8 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

Is recreational pot legal in IL?  I believe it is.  I know Snowflake has mentioned CBD before.

She's got the munchies, by the size of the meal you all described.  I didn't get past the running-her-hands-through-the-greasy mop scene.  Just yuck!

yes, it is legal in Illinois as of January 1st and recently every store has some form of CBD products. 

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7 minutes ago, crimson23 said:

yes, it is legal in Illinois as of January 1st and recently every store has some form of CBD products. 

CBD always reminds me of my mom a couple years ago when she was using (allegedly at her doctor's recommendation) a CBD tincture. She'd put a couple drops under her tongue and immediately start giggling like she was in a Cheech and Chong film, even though we told her you can't really get high on CBD. Here's to the power of suggestion!

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9 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

CBD always reminds me of my mom a couple years ago when she was using (allegedly at her doctor's recommendation) a CBD tincture. She'd put a couple drops under her tongue and immediately start giggling like she was in a Cheech and Chong film, even though we told her you can't really get high on CBD. Here's to the power of suggestion!

Maybe, however, some CBD actually does contain THC--even though it should not. That's why CBD can sometimes be a problem, it's not all produced the same with the same quality (learned this info when still in law enforcement). 

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22 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

Well, fortunately it appears to have been just meant for her own personal consumption but if I was Audrey I would've looked at it and said "I'm going to Denny's."

Yes we should be glad that she made that just for herself, but she was also pushing that mess as some sort of "tip" for her audience that she thinks needs to be instructed in the ways of her "superior" cooking skills.  Ummmm......I beg to disagree.

20 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

<tiny voice> Me.  But I scrub them with a hard brush (and cut off anything that needs to go).  The only potatoes I peel are sweet.  But I am not rubbing my hands through greasy hair, showing my tubby stomach and bitching about the size of my kitchen. 

The skin on those potatoes was so leathery and dry it looked chalky.  Then she didn't do anything to improve it, like put oil on it to sear it a little bit.  I'm sure yours are better.  She baked every last drop of moisture out of that skin before even putting it in the pan.  If you're going to leave the skin on it's best not to do that first, or at the very least oil the skin before baking and not bake it that long.  Also, using a waxy potato is better for leaving the skin on because it's thinner than the usual Idaho Russet baking potato and doesn't tend to turn tough and leathery. 

Most people wouldn't find her plate of food appetizing.  It looked like the food just steamed itself in the pan and didn't make any contact with the bottom.  Why even bother using a frying pan if that's what you're going to do?  Her skills are that of a novice making rookie mistakes but she's putting herself online instructing people?  Unbelievable.

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