S22.E09: The Guy Or Girl Who Came Back

[ShadowSixx]

I think Tyra has a checklist of everything she wants to accomplish with ANTM in regards to winners and contestants and I think it looks like this

 

Winners:

First African-American Winner - Eva 

First Latina Winner - Jaslene 

First Plus Size Winner - Whitney 

First Asian Winner

Girl who didn't deserve to win - Saleisha 

Have Awkward Winner - Anne 

First Male Winner -  Keith 

First Petite Winner - Nicole 

First Annoying Winner - ??? (Think she's reserving this for Devin)

 

Other:

Have All-Star Season

Have International Season 

Yell at Girl for not crying when she gets eliminated - Tiffany 

First Deaf Contestant - Nyle 

Nearly Blind Contestant - Amanda 

First Transgendered Contestant - Isis 

Burn Victim - Tahlia 

Have Boyfriend take photos - Erik Asla 

Have Boy/Girl Cycle 

Wear hideous ass outfits 

Cheapen Show - C22 

Be a Big Ass Hypocrite 

Have Contestant Eliminated for fighting - Romeo 

Have Different Ethnic cycles (it's probably coming an all Caucasian, African-American, Hispanic, & Asian Cycle seperately)

Edited October 7, 2015 by ShadowSixx

[RCharter]

I think Tyra has a checklist of everything she wants to accomplish with ANTM in regards to winners and contestants and I think it looks like this

 

Winners:

First African-American Winner - Eva 

First Latina Winner - Jaslene 

First Plus Size Winner - Whitney 

First Asian Winner

Girl who didn't deserve to win - Saleisha 

Have Awkward Winner - Anne 

First Male Winner -  Keith 

First Petite Winner - Nicole 

First Annoying Winner - ??? (Think she's reserving this for Devin)

 

Other:

Have All-Star Season

Have International Season 

Yell at Girl for not crying when she gets eliminated - Tiffany 

First Deaf Contestant - Nyle 

Nearly Blind Contestant - Amanda 

First Transgendered Contestant - Isis 

Burn Victim - Tahlia 

Have Boyfriend take photos - Erik Asla 

Have Boy/Girl Cycle 

Wear hideous ass outfits 

Cheapen Show - C22 

Be a Big Ass Hypocrite 

Have Contestant Eliminated for fighting - Romeo 

Have Different Ethnic cycles (it's probably coming an all Caucasian, African-American, Hispanic, & Asian Cycle seperately)

 

You forgot "Wear Cheap Weaves and Wigs to Convince Viewers Ty-Ty is Just A Normal  Girl"  because she definitely had that phase.

 

Is she really dating that photographer?  I thought she was dating a basketball player?

[ShadowSixx]

Nope, she's dating Erik Asla you can just put their name and you'll see them hand in hand.

[kingshearte]

From the earlier episodes, it looked like Bello was Hadassah's roommate and the only one she hung around once Mame started focusing completely on Justin.  It was funny that he expected her to fall back into step with him after he came back. She was probably relieved once he left for good!

OK, but at what point did she murder his puppy?

[RCharter]

OK, but at what point did she murder his puppy?

 

LOL.  I think before he got booted she was starting to distance himself and he was getting upset.  Than he got kicked off and refused to hug anyone.

 

I think he probably thought that if he just acted like a jerk the producers would intervene and bring him back as the returning contestant so he made up some "storyline" about how much he was mad at Hadasah.  Because he really went all out, and it seemed like such an act.

[ShadowSixx]

Did Bello also get his broke ass Furonda crown fixed before being eliminated again.

 

The Hadassah/Bello drama was so damn manufactured, it was so OTT. There was nothing that transpired on why he's that mad at her. Nobody blames Hadassah for keeping her distance from the drama bitch. 

[kingshearte]

Thanks y'all. I sorta figured it was something that inane. Just wanted to make sure I had my facts straight about Bello's very important fee-fees.

[Jobiska]

The very best part of this episode was that Bello's second and final elimination was so uneventful that I basically blinked and missed it.  I looked up from my cat or whatever had taken my attention momentarily and he was walking away.  And I didn't even feel he deserved me to rewind to make sure that's what I missed, ha!

I have a tiny soft spot for Devin.  To me he comes across as someone who has some kind of attentional/impulsivity issues and didn't get the right tools to deal with them so he channeled them into being a class clown, all over the place.  The attentional part reminds me of my son who is also 21 (if Devin's show-stated age is correct), but he *did* get the tools (and some appropriate meds) and he has learned to control what his brain wants him to do.  He's still an offbeat goofball, but one who works on making it the kind of offbeat goofball who doesn't hurt others or hurt his own chances through his impulsivity.  

You can see Devin's squishy underbelly-feelings when he's honestly hurt and surprised to get the goofy dog (and you see his better side come out when he rises to work past those feelings and get a comparatively good shot, for him).  

Devin at 21 reminds me of my son at 8 or 9.  So I do feel sorry for him.  I think he can be carelessly unkind because he doesn't think ahead about the consequences (taking Nyles' phone, grouping up with what to him is an "in group" who loves him and makes him feel important and wanted, but which turns exclusionary).  Mikey on the other hand is just callously mean, whereas Bello is bitchily, intentionally, dramatically mean as sort of his personality.  

Of the three, I would know best how to deal with and be around Devin.  

Not that I'd want to be around any of them!

Edited October 7, 2015 by Jobiska

[needschocolate]

I want to say that maybe I can see Devin doing work in those weird Skittles ads or the Cheetos (?) ads with the tiger(?) BUT he's so damn weird! He laughs in the weirdest way at the most irrational moments I honestly thing there's something very wrong with him. 

 

Well, he signed up for this show, when he supposedly already had a modeling contract - which should be the first clue that there is something wrong with him. 

 

I think Tyra has a checklist of everything she wants to accomplish with ANTM in regards to winners and contestants and I think it looks like this

 

Winners:

First African-American Winner - Eva 

First Latina Winner - Jaslene 

First Plus Size Winner - Whitney 

First Asian Winner

Girl who didn't deserve to win - Saleisha 

Have Awkward Winner - Anne 

First Male Winner -  Keith 

First Petite Winner - Nicole 

First Annoying Winner - ??? (Think she's reserving this for Devin)

 

Other:

Have All-Star Season

Have International Season 

Yell at Girl for not crying when she gets eliminated - Tiffany 

First Deaf Contestant - Nyle 

Nearly Blind Contestant - Amanda 

First Transgendered Contestant - Isis 

Burn Victim - Tahlia 

Have Boyfriend take photos - Erik Asla 

Have Boy/Girl Cycle 

Wear hideous ass outfits 

Cheapen Show - C22 

Be a Big Ass Hypocrite 

Have Contestant Eliminated for fighting - Romeo 

Have Different Ethnic cycles (it's probably coming an all Caucasian, African-American, Hispanic, & Asian Cycle seperately)

 

You can add this to the second list "Make up a word that becomes part of everyday language" - no check mark next to that one, but she keeps trying - smize, tooch, booch, boom-boom-boom, H2T....

[ShadowSixx]

and don't forget about her no neck monster, TyOvers, TyTyTips. Next she'll have Tyography to replace photography, Tywalk to replace walk, Tycrowavable Dinners.

[Canada]

Don't forget her awesome Tyra make-up line and book!

[RCharter]

Don't forget her awesome Tyra make-up line and book!

We can call them "Tooks"

[CoyoteBlue]

OK, but at what point did she murder his puppy?

 

I think he was pissed that she didn't choose him as her go-see partner, thus sticking him and Devin together. 

[Jobiska]

I think he was pissed that she didn't choose him as her go-see partner, thus sticking him and Devin together.

 

But he was already mad at her in the last episode and moping around in the hot tub by himself.  Though yes, I agree he still expected her not to hold a grudge and to pick him.

[SuburbanHangSuite]

First Asian Winner: Justin! (From my lips to God's ears)

[AnnaMayWong]

I can just imagine Tyra saying to Mikey next week.

Tyra: We took photos of you guys in the house when you're just laying about and Mikey this is your best photo....

Hilarious!!

[phoenix780]

You can add this to the second list "Make up a word that becomes part of everyday language" - no check mark next to that one, but she keeps trying - smize, tooch, booch, boom-boom-boom, H2T....

I don't know where else to confess this sin...I use and appreciate "smize."  When I'm taking a picture, I remind myself to do it.  I think the word makes sense and is useful.

 

I also appreciate "ty-overs."  A "makeover" implies improvement, and I like Tyra's honesty about what she does to these people.

[needschocolate]

I also appreciate "ty-overs."  A "makeover" implies improvement, and I like Tyra's honesty about what she does to these people.

 

This made me laugh so hard - I am still laughing as I type.

[kingshearte]

I don't know where else to confess this sin...I use and appreciate "smize."  When I'm taking a picture, I remind myself to do it.  I think the word makes sense and is useful.

I do too. I've even applied it to my baby nephew, whose smile is quite clear even when his mouth is entirely obscured by a soother. Little dude has definitely mastered the smize.

[Mabinogia]

I do too. I've even applied it to my baby nephew, whose smile is quite clear even when his mouth is entirely obscured by a soother. Little dude has definitely mastered the smize.

I predict he will be the winner of cycle 256...provided something goes so terribly wrong in his upbringing that he resorts to being on this shitfest as a form of rebellion, or my worst nightmare comes true and we are all living on Tyearh by that time.

[leighdear]

Another check to add to Tyra's list:

 

Season 9 Heather - Asperger's Syndrome

[Pogojoco]

One of the go-see talking heads, with the red lipstick, was Emily, who used to work for Kelly Cutrone and was on her "Kell on Earth" show. I recognized her condescending voice.

Nyle is a beautiful creature.

[RCharter]

I predict he will be the winner of cycle 256...provided something goes so terribly wrong in his upbringing that he resorts to being on this shitfest as a form of rebellion, or my worst nightmare comes true and we are all living on Tyearh by that time.

We'll all probably be living on Tyars by that time, as long as we can get a TyRover to find signs of water.

[NikSac]

You can add this to the second list "Make up a word that becomes part of everyday language" - no check mark next to that one, but she keeps trying - smize, tooch, booch, boom-boom-boom, H2T....

 

I am embarrassed to admit that I play a word game on my phone - it's sorta like Scrabble - and I tried to use "Smize" the other day. It kind of freaked me out, especially when I had to pause and realize it wasn't a real word.

[RCharter]

I am embarrassed to admit that I play a word game on my phone - it's sorta like Scrabble - and I tried to use "Smize" the other day. It kind of freaked me out, especially when I had to pause and realize it wasn't a real word.

you did not!  Girl, normally I would try to make you feel better, but I'm sort of embarrassed for you!  Just kidding!!!!

[NikSac]

you did not!  Girl, normally I would try to make you feel better, but I'm sort of embarrassed for you!  Just kidding!!!!

 

It's okay, I was embarrassed for me too!