Kim Kardashian Thomas Humphries West

[merylinkid]

 

Her poor breasts have no idea what's happened to them.

 

Funniest line of the day.   I would start a campaign to free the breasts, but Kim clearly has already done that.   Maybe we can find them a good home where they can be kept safe, warm and well hidden.

[howmanywords]

She just gets more and more trashy.  If she keeps going bra'less by the time she's 40 her boobs are going to be sagging down to the ground.

[iwasish]

She just gets more and more trashy.  If she keeps going bra'less by the time she's 40 her boobs are going to be sagging down to the ground.

They do already. I'm betting she uses some kind of under boob wedge and lotsa industrial strength body tape to get them both lifted and the nips facing the same direction. I think they have an engineer on the glam squad who specializes in tittage.

[Jellybeans]

I think they have an engineer on the glam squad who specializes in tittage.

Thanks for the biggest laugh I have had this week!!!  :-)

[politichick]

Her face and figure look better in those pics but man were those clothes cheap and cheesy! and apparently exposing the boobs all the time is not a new thing. Poor North.

[iwasish]

Back then she wore cheap and  cheesy clothing, now she wears designer duds and makes them look cheap and cheesy. I don't get why the designers supply her with product only to have  her make it look like something off of Mandy's clearance rack.

 

 

Her face and figure look better in those pics but man were those clothes cheap and cheesy! and apparently exposing the boobs all the time is not a new thing. Poor North.

[Lakewood27]

How is Kim still denying plastic surgery when it seems glaringly obvious that she got a head transplant somewhere between 2009-10?? She looks completely different. It's not just a different nose or lips. Her whole head is different!

 

It is also very obvious that she had fat transfered from her waist and thighs, to her butt. She was more evenly proportioned and human-looking before.

 

I totally get the impulse to dress in the things a significant other finds sexy, but her boobs need support! It's as though Kanye is trying to style Kim to look like Jamie Lee Curtis in Pefect, but Kim doesn't have the height or physique to pull that off.

Edited October 14, 2014 by Lakewood27

[DangerousMinds]

 

 

Yikes!

[iwasish]

 

 

Yikes!

What is that? A wetsuit that Kanye altered? I just don't see what she gets, other than attention, by having her tits and nips on display. When North develops boobs at age 12/13 like Kim did, is Kim seriously going to allow her to sashay off to school dressed like that?

[merylinkid]

That's what gets me.   Kanye is a porn addict so he gets off on seeing his Kim like this.   But he has a daughter now.   Does he want some guy making her dress like that?   Every porn star is someone's daughter.

[iwasish]

Wanting to have your spouse admired by strangers because she is beautiful is okay. Wanting her to show off her goodies in public is a sign of insecurity on your part. A haha look at what I have mentality. Also known as small pecker syndrome.

That's what gets me.   Kanye is a porn addict so he gets off on seeing his Kim like this.   But he has a daughter now.   Does he want some guy making her dress like that?   Every porn star is someone's daughter.

[GaT]

Look how badly that skirt fits, it's all ruched up because her ass is too big, it doesn't even lay flat near the waist. It's supposed to be a straight skirt, not a sideways pleat skirt. How can she not see that?

[bagatelle]

She just gets more and more trashy.  If she keeps going bra'less by the time she's 40 her boobs are going to be sagging down to the ground.

 

I think she got some new implants after giving birth.  They look harder and are sitting higher.  Since implants need to be replaced every decade or so, I'm sure she's not worried about them sagging.  She'll just replace them again and have another lift.  

[BitterApple]

I think she got some new implants after giving birth.  They look harder and are sitting higher.  Since implants need to be replaced every decade or so, I'm sure she's not worried about them sagging.  She'll just replace them again and have another lift.  

It wouldn't surprise me. She had another nose job done shortly after North was born, so she likely got her breasts done at the same time. I don't believe Kim ever breastfed North, I think she just claimed she did to be part of the Super Duper Celebrity Mommy club. I just don't see Kim as the type to have a baby latched to her boob nonstop.

[iwasish]

It wouldn't surprise me. She had another nose job done shortly after North was born, so she likely got her breasts done at the same time. I don't believe Kim ever breastfed North, I think she just claimed she did to be part of the Super Duper Celebrity Mommy club. I just don't see Kim as the type to have a baby latched to her boob nonstop.

She talked about being on the breast pump in the hospital after North was born. She mentioned Kanye was in the room. I bet her breast feeding lasted long enough to get a nice selfie with baby at or some where near her nipple. Since then all North has seen of those tits is what we have.

[RealityCowgirl]

. Since then all North has seen of those tits is what we have.

Unlike us, she's too young yet to have life-scarring memories.

Wish I could say the same. They're everywhere.

Edited October 15, 2014 by RealityCowgirl

[GaT]

She talked about being on the breast pump in the hospital after North was born. She mentioned Kanye was in the room. I bet her breast feeding lasted long enough to get a nice selfie with baby at or some where near her nipple. Since then all North has seen of those tits is what we have.

Then North has been seeing a LOT of them!

[Catlyn]

I think what those older pics also show was that Kim at one time knew how to pose for the camera. Now she just awkwardly stands there.

 

North West has a tailor?  Could that person also hem Kim's pants and alter her clothes so the darn things fit around her humungous ass and comparatively narrow waist?

[alegtostandon]

This picture is always worth sharing again....

 

BTW: How do you share the image itself and not just the link?

[farmgal4]

This picture is always worth sharing again....

 

BTW: How do you share the image itself and not just the link?

She looks JUST LIKE the Joker in that first pic! LOL!

[Kromm]

BTW: How do you share the image itself and not just the link?

 

[alegtostandon]

Hmmm, I had tried that but it just put the little box w/an 'x' in the middle, then it said 'you are not allowed to use that image extension', so I just now did the smart thing and went into the 'questions' link for this site and read I need to save it to another site first.  Will try again.  Thank you so much, Kromm, for your help!!

[Kromm]

Hmmm, I had tried that but it just put the little box w/an 'x' in the middle, then it said 'you are not allowed to use that image extension', so I just now did the smart thing and went into the 'questions' link for this site and read I need to save it to another site first.  Will try again.  Thank you so much, Kromm, for your help!!

That message about the image extension seems to happen when the image you are pointing towards either isn't a JPG file, or sometimes if it's using some kind of protective code on the other website keeping it from being embedded elsewhere. In those cases, sometimes a good alternative is to try using http://imgur.com/, going to their UPLOAD IMAGES option, and try to paste the URL you have into the "enter URLs to upload from web" option.  Sometimes they can process what a board like this can't, and they'll make their own copy of the graphic, and give you a new URL to their copy (on the right side of the imgur interface--or imgur also has the actual "BB code" you can paste down right into a message as text to embed an image).

[wrestlesflamingos]

The added bonus of using imgur.com is that you can share the photo across multiple sites and it keeps your finds organized. The site was created by a reddit member to provide image hosting to reddit. Its a wonderful service.

 

Thanks for the detailed explanation Kromm!

[Kromm]

Glad to be of service (I mean Kim isn't going to trash herself--visual aids are necessary!)

[howmanywords]

I have no words!  I'm sorry, but there is no way this twit thinks this looks good.  Since Kanye is now her stylist I lay the blame on him.

[Watermelon]

She has GOT to retire those heels.  

 

The blouse is ugly, but as a big boobed girl i'm always fond of people whose boobs dont slide to their waist without a bra.

[Kromm]

I don't even have the words for that denim look.  She looks like a cartoon character.  Lil' Assner, or something like that.

 

 

 

As far as her boobs not moving?  That's clearly some kind of trick (be it surgical, or some non-standard undergarment not using a standard bra strap).

Edited October 20, 2014 by Kromm

[Watermelon]

As far as her boobs not moving?  That's clearly some kind of trick (be it surgical, or some non-standard undergarment not using a standard bra strap).

It's definitely not nature, but whatever trickery involved is magical.

[GaT]

She looks like a cartoon character.  Lil' Assner, or something like that.

 

 

 

 

 

You win the internet :-)

 

The title of that article is the best, & I love this comment

i wouldnt want to be her toilet tonight.

 

 

This is exactly what I don't understand about her (and I guess Kanye too). How does she think she looks good? Why don't either of them see what her ass really looks like? Or how these cutoffs look with her shoes? I just don't get it.

[DangerousMinds]

Kanye looks just as bad.

[Maysie]

 

Kanye looks just as bad.

 

You know, I was going to post something to this effect yesterday. I'm all for being able to chill out and wear what's comfortable in your down time -- sweats, jeans, shorts, t-shirts. Whatever floats your boat. But Kim's get-up does not look comfortable at all (I mean, how does she even sit in those pants?) and while Kanye does look comfortable, that is an unflattering look on him. After seeing his moobs in Paris and now this, it seems like he's dressing to cover his expanding torso. Seriously. I went through a phase in my 20s when I thought that large t-shirts would minimize and they surely didn't. I only looked like I was trying to cover it up.

 

Normally I don't care what celebrities wear when they're out and about and just being themselves (whatever that is for these two), however, considering Kanye holds them both up as fashion icons to be emulated and admired, I have to call him out on this look. Of course, he'd just say that I'm an ignorant hater who doesn't get it. Which I guess I am. I suppose if you sew the right label into your leather jogging pants, oversized t-shirt, too-tight jeans and trashy shirt it doesn't matter how bad they make you look. As long as it costs a lot to look like shit, it must be fine.

 

I have to add I'm grateful they left North behind for this because I couldn't comprehend the matching outfit in this case.

[Lakewood27]

ITA. Any time North is left out of their dim-witted fuckery, I consider it a victory.

[Maire]

According to the article I saw they were going to the movies. The first thing I thought was "who would put their bare back on a movie theater seat?" First it's unsanitary. Second she looks awful.

[wrestlesflamingos]

I'm sure she draped a coat from her shoulders.

[iwasish]

It looks like she reused the top half of her wedding dress.

I see Kanye is fixated on her as as they're walking. Does her notice her ass is starting to creep,down the back of her legs?

[grisgris]

That outfit makes Kim's legs look like they are about 2" long. I can't imagine leaning against a movie theatre seat or even worse, the hot seat of a car.

 

Why doesn't Kanye just have her parade around naked? It's about the same difference.

 

Why doesn't that vapid twit grow a backbone and tell that asshole that she'll dress as she pleases? (not that it would probably be much better...but still.)

 

BTW, I've never seen anybody's own ass cast a shadow on the back of their thighs.

Edited October 20, 2014 by grisgris

[iwasish]

That outfit makes Kim's legs look like they are about 2" long. I can't imagine leaning against a movie theatre seat or even worse, the hot seat of a car.

 

Why doesn't Kanye just have her parade around naked? It's about the same difference.

 

Why doesn't that vapid twit grow a backbone and tell that asshole that she'll dress as she pleases? (not that it would probably be much better...but still.)

 

BTW, I've never seen anybody's own ass cast a shadow on the back of their thighs.

I can hear their conversation

Kanye: "you know what would be really cool?"

Kim : " no baby, tell me."

Kanye: " if you wore half a shirt and half a pair of jeans" " I fucking dreamed that outfit last night"

Kim: " OMG, you are a genius, can I wear my fav heels with it?"

Kanye: " we'll go to the movies, so the paps can get pics and by the time we leave I bet we have tons of emails from those top designers who have been dissing my stuff. My billion dollar company is just a pair of scissors away!"

Kim: "Scissors? I thought you wanted to sell clothing"

[Jellybeans]

Kanye looks like he is wearing a tunic with leather leggings.

[Lakewood27]

Kanye's outfits often look just as stupid as his wife's, but it's hard to compete with a backless t-shirt and mom jorts. The "shirt" he wore to PFW that was open to the navel and gave us an eyeful of his C-cups, came pretty close.

 

BTW, I've never seen anybody's own ass cast a shadow on the back of their thighs.

 

Hah! It's like a saggy awning back there. She looks like Pee Wee from Bébé's Kids.

[Maysie]

 

Kanye: " we'll go to the movies, so the paps can get pics and by the time we leave I bet we have tons of emails from those top designers who have been dissing my stuff. My billion dollar company is just a pair of scissors away!"

Correction: according to Kanye that's a TRILLION DOLLAR company.

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. These two are so awesome for all the laughs they provide. The gift that keeps giving and giving.

[DangerousMinds]

 

Normally I don't care what celebrities wear when they're out and about and just being themselves (whatever that is for these two), however, considering Kanye holds them both up as fashion icons to be emulated and admired, I have to call him out on this look. Of course, he'd just say that I'm an ignorant hater who doesn't get it. Which I guess I am. I suppose if you sew the right label into your leather jogging pants, oversized t-shirt, too-tight jeans and trashy shirt it doesn't matter how bad they make you look. As long as it costs a lot to look like shit, it must be fine.

THIS is my main issue, as well. Fashion icons? What a joke. He is simply delusional (as we well know!)

[GaT]

Here's some info on what hiring Kim costs , interesting that Kendall is considered the next in line.

[merylinkid]

At least she gets first class transportation while being whored out.   You know pimps make sure their ho's have a glam squad too.   Usually the Johns don't pay for it up front.

 

And seriouisly who would drop that kind of cash to get a Kardashian to endorse their product?   You could get someone with class and not the butt of so many jokes for that, or only slightly more.   I hear the Duchess of York is back in the endorsement business.

[MarysWetBar]

Diapers are just a part of it, how does she manage her own hygiene?

I bet she smells like a hairy old bear that just rolled out of a cave in the springtime.

[Tony]

From off the top of my head, I can name some past Kardashian endorsements that ended up in flames:

• Sketchers sneakers that promote weight loss = class action lawsuit and huge settlements
• Kardashian Kard credit card scam = scandal and lawsuit
• QuickTrim diet pills = lawsuit for unsubstantiated claims and false advertising

 

Past Kardashian endorsements that had success:

• *crickets*

 

Technically, I guess their app could be considered a modest success, but it's a free product and nobody really knows the actual income it brings in. The k-trash claims it's huge and earns billions. Anyone with a working brain knows otherwise.

[GaT]

You could get someone with class and not the butt of so many jokes for that, or only slightly more.   

I see what you did there...:-)

[iwasish]

From off the top of my head, I can name some past Kardashian endorsements that ended up in flames:

• Sketchers sneakers that promote weight loss = class action lawsuit and huge settlements
• Kardashian Kard credit card scam = scandal and lawsuit
• QuickTrim diet pills = lawsuit for unsubstantiated claims and false advertising

 

Past Kardashian endorsements that had success:

• *crickets*

 

Technically, I guess their app could be considered a modest success, but it's a free product and nobody really knows the actual income it brings in. The k-trash claims it's huge and earns billions. Anyone with a working brain knows otherwise.

Wasn't their makeup line name stolen from someone else? The Kardashian Khrome line or something like that? I think it had to be pulled from the shelves.

Kylie and Kendall's foray into the world of fiction/science fiction was an absolute disaster.

Anything Rob got near.

[Kromm]

Here's some info on what hiring Kim costs , interesting that Kendall is considered the next in line.

I love the part that says:

 

 

For travel related to personal appearances for the brand, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star requires “5 first class tickets, plus 1 coach"

Now if it was one first class ticket and one coach, it would make sense (star in first class and assistant in coach).  If it was two first class tickets it might still make sense (star and assistant both in first class) If it was two in first class and one in coach, it STILL might not sound too bad (star and stylist in first class, assistant in coach).  But 5 and 1?  Talk about coming off as elitist.  If you already insisting on five tickets for your extended entourage, then slotting one coach ticket (rather than a sixth first class one) for the actual person who probably does the most work winds up sounding FAR more horrible.

Edited October 21, 2014 by Kromm

[GaT]

I love the part that says:

 

Now if it was one first class ticket and one coach, it would make sense (star in first class and assistant in coach).  If it was two first class tickets it might still make sense (star and assistant both in first class) If it was two in first class and one in coach, it STILL might not sound too bad (star and stylist in first class, assistant in coach).  But 5 and 1?  Talk about coming off as elitist.  If you already insisting on five tickets for your extended entourage, then slotting one coach ticket (rather than a sixth first class one) for the actual person who probably does the most work winds up sounding FAR more horrible.

That's not for an assistant, that's where North sits. You didn't think she actually traveled with Kim, did you?