Madding crowd July 16, 2015 Share July 16, 2015 I use Jerry's line "Why can't I know?" with my teenager all the time. I loved it that Jerry was going crazy with his date's refusal to try the apple pie. I've also used "You're not Penske material" for no real reason. 1 Link to comment
ByTor July 20, 2015 Share July 20, 2015 Whenever I'm really, intensely hungry, I think of George saying "I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine!" I don't only think it, I actually say it :) Kramer is driving a buggy alongside Central Park and as he points out the park to some overseas tourists, he says something like, "That's the park that Joe Pepitone built". Don't forget...it was built during the Civil War so the Northern armies could practice fighting on grass! . 1 Link to comment
Iseut July 28, 2015 Share July 28, 2015 Kramer's "Oh there was an incident" gets used all too often in our house. 3 Link to comment
ByTor July 31, 2015 Share July 31, 2015 The Little Kicks was on the other day, but my favorite line has nothing to do with Elaine or her dancing, it's actually Brody. He's about to leave Jerry's apartment after asking him to film "Cry Cry Again" when he picks up a baseball bat. Brody: "May I borrow this?" Kramer: "Sure, do you need a glove?" Brody: "No" It cracks me up how bad guy Brody is so polite :) 1 Link to comment
daisydonut August 10, 2015 Share August 10, 2015 We quote the Tor Eckman episode all the time - I am not a businessman... complete with hand motions. Also - he's out, he got out! Link to comment
annzeepark914 August 16, 2015 Share August 16, 2015 We quote the Tor Eckman episode all the time - I am not a businessman... complete with hand motions. Also - he's out, he got out! Thanks for the reminder of one of my favorite scenes. I remember the actor who plays Tor was also in Designing Women as a blase interior decorator who allowed crazy Suzanne to stay overnight in a design house and it burned to the ground. Anyway, I just enjoyed watching the Tor Eckman scene: 1 Link to comment
Portia August 18, 2015 Share August 18, 2015 Thanks for the reminder of one of my favorite scenes. I remember the actor who plays Tor was also in Designing Women as a blase interior decorator who allowed crazy Suzanne to stay overnight in a design house and it burned to the ground. Anyway, I just enjoyed watching the Tor Eckman scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH5IMv2jeuk Dude, that's Stephen Tobolowsky and he is EVERYTHING. 3 Link to comment
Inquisitionist August 18, 2015 Share August 18, 2015 Dude, that's Stephen Tobolowsky and he is EVERYTHING. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right, right! 4 Link to comment
RedZoneTuba August 25, 2015 Share August 25, 2015 I use this one all the time when Mrs. Tuba and I are discussing going someplace: "I'll go if I don't have to talk." 3 Link to comment
daisydonut August 25, 2015 Share August 25, 2015 Mrs. Seinfeld, I'm begging you, put the air conditioner ON! 5 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo August 26, 2015 Author Share August 26, 2015 Thanks for the reminder of one of my favorite scenes. I remember the actor who plays Tor was also in Designing Women as a blase interior decorator who allowed crazy Suzanne to stay overnight in a design house and it burned to the ground. Anyway, I just enjoyed watching the Tor Eckman scene: Just like the cabin, it burned. To the ground. (TM Costanza) I always loved that Tor Eckman scene but after I moved to Berkeley, it became even funnier. 1 Link to comment
TomGirl January 22, 2016 Share January 22, 2016 The entire episode on the overdue library book with "Mr. Bookman". He was hilarious, and made more so by Jerry's inability to keep a straight face. 4 Link to comment
Portia January 23, 2016 Share January 23, 2016 I'm just gonna say it again: a muffin can be VERY filling. Link to comment
annzeepark914 January 31, 2016 Share January 31, 2016 Don't have a quote but wasn't it Sue Ellen Mishkin who wore just a bra under her blazer to Elaine's office (to make the point that she heard about Elaine's comments about her going braless)? I thought of Sue Ellen when I saw the photo of Susan Sarandon at the SAG awards...wearing a black "bra" under a white blazer. 1 Link to comment
Inquisitionist February 1, 2016 Share February 1, 2016 Apparently, it's Mischke, but yes. 1 Link to comment
annzeepark914 February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 Apparently, it's Mischke, but yes. Thanks for the link. That was interesting! And I'd forgotten that she showed up in other episodes, especially the Indian wedding one. Link to comment
TaraS1 May 17, 2016 Share May 17, 2016 "YOU'RE BALD!" "Elaine and Susie, Susie and Elaine..." "What is this salty discharge?" 2 Link to comment
Winter Rose June 15, 2016 Share June 15, 2016 I absolutely love when everyone's confronting George after the fire, where he screamed and pushed everyone out of the way to get out of the building, he has all these BS answers to explain his actions then finally the firefighter just asks him "How do you live with yourself?" And George just drops the act and answers "It's not easy." 1 Link to comment
annzeepark914 June 15, 2016 Share June 15, 2016 Well, I scored 22 out of 30 questions on the Seinfeld quiz so I'm no Seinfeld expert. Love that show! Link to comment
Winter Rose July 13, 2016 Share July 13, 2016 GEORGE: It was like Rocky won. GEORGE: It was at that moment that I decided to tell her that I was not a marine biologist. JERRY: Wow. What did she say? GEORGE: Told me to go to hell and I took the bus home. 3 Link to comment
VCRTracking August 1, 2016 Share August 1, 2016 (edited) Watching a video of 60s British singer Matt Monro(From Russia With Love, Born Free) I immediately thought of this exchange from why Jerry didn't want to go with Elaine to see Mel Torme perform at a dinner: Jerry: I can't watch a man sing a song! Elaine: What are you, crazy? Jerry: They get all emotional, they sway. It's embarrassing! Edited August 1, 2016 by VCRTracking 1 Link to comment
SGfan August 15, 2016 Share August 15, 2016 One of my favorite quotes that I use a lot comes from Elaine. "I had to take a sick day, I'm so sick of these people!" It's the one with all of the cakes at work celebrating anything and everything. 2 Link to comment
SGfan August 15, 2016 Share August 15, 2016 From the same episode, I also always say, "Every day is somebody's special day." I just love this episode! Link to comment
Maharincess September 6, 2016 Share September 6, 2016 I always sing "Get well, get well soon we want you to get well" to anyone I know who is sick. My all time favorite quote is "he regifted, then he degifted then he used an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp". I also say that to anyone I give a gift to, I just change it to " don't you regift, then degift...". Link to comment
ByTor September 12, 2016 Share September 12, 2016 (edited) My sister and I were talking about how often times people get together for "couples" outings while the singles are kind of forgotten about. It reminded me of one of my favorites, The Good Samaratin, with Elaine dreading going out to dinner with her married friends because of how they talk about (not an exact quote) "their married friends and their married furniture," then saying in a depressed tone "I have a very exciting life...it's very exciting." Edited September 12, 2016 by ByTor 1 Link to comment
VCRTracking September 25, 2016 Share September 25, 2016 "What drives me to take chances like that?" from the episode about the "tractor story" I just love the way Jerry Seinfeld says that line. Link to comment
Madding crowd September 28, 2016 Share September 28, 2016 I love the one where Elaine is dating the British sales guess because she wants a Nicole Miller dress. The guy has a pony tail and the way Jerry says " Pony tail-get real" always cracks me up. 2 Link to comment
ByTor November 9, 2016 Share November 9, 2016 I liked the little Jerry-Elaine exchange in that one: J:"Have you slept with him yet?" E:"I just met him this morning!" J:"It's been known to happen." 1 Link to comment
TaraS1 November 15, 2016 Share November 15, 2016 (edited) "Well, ya made a long journey from Milan to Minsk...." "How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today?" Michael Richards' delivery on that line is everything lol "Gammy's dead." Edited November 15, 2016 by TaraS1 1 Link to comment
Winter Rose December 23, 2016 Share December 23, 2016 In honor of today... FRANK: It's a Festivus for the rest of us! 6 Link to comment
Maharincess January 1, 2017 Share January 1, 2017 I love Jerry Stiller but to me he's Arthur Spooner, not Frank Costanza. 1 Link to comment
ByTor January 9, 2017 Share January 9, 2017 Every time I see Jerry Stiller I think about him in the little intro video for Rush's 30th anniversary tour. Love his reaction to "A Passage to Bangkok" :) Link to comment
Portia September 11, 2018 Share September 11, 2018 Elaine (takes sip of Snapple): God, this is terrible. Jerry: Did you shake it up? Elaine: No. Jerry: You gotta shake it up. Elaine: No, I'm sick of shaking. You've got to shake everything. Jerry (picks up Snapple and shakes it as gently and slowly as possible): ...Yeah ... this is a real nuisance. This is killing me. (I actually use "nuisance" line a lot because my husband tends to get irrationally annoyed over things that are not really difficult at all. ) 1 Link to comment
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