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(It was a toss-up between that and "*Now* How Much Would You Pay?")

Do we really need another microwave egg cooker? Newsflash: I've been making scrambled eggs in the microwave for years, thankyouverymuch.

It's Eggtastic!

And I know the answer is "no." :)

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(It was a toss-up between that and "*Now* How Much Would You Pay?")

Do we really need another microwave egg cooker? Newsflash: I've been making scrambled eggs in the microwave for years, thankyouverymuch.

It's Eggtastic!

And I know the answer is "no." :)

 

I saw this commercial the other day.  Someone needs to tell the B&W idiot at the beginning that you don't need a hand mixer to scramble eggs.  Sheesh!

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There's an infomercial on right now called Do You Poop Enough?  "Triple Action Cleanse is the Answer for You!  It's like scrubby bubbles for your intestines!"

Those scrubby bubbles have to go somewhere...

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At this moment on Spike they're running a "paid program" called Erection Now! At least I hope it's a paid program, and not a direct-to-video sequel to Apocalypse Now. I don't think I could take Marlon Brando crazy-philosophizing about his boner.

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On 8/16/2016 at 4:34 AM, Sandman87 said:

At this moment on Spike they're running a "paid program" called Erection Now! 

This sounds like a battle cry a super hero would say to engage their super hero power. 

Guy gets into an intimate situation. . . things start going to the next level. He stands up, puts his hands on his hips and yells "ERECTION NOW!"

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13 hours ago, xaxat said:

This sounds like a battle cry a super hero would say to engage their super hero power. 

Guy gets into an intimate situation. . . things start going to the next level. He stands up, puts his hands on his hips and yells "ERECTION NOW!"

I can recall a super-powered guy in Marshall Law whose entire body swelled up and got all...veiney...and...purple...when he activated his powers.

And then there's this guy, from an issue of Doom Patrol.

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On 8/27/2017 at 4:52 AM, spaceytraci1208 said:

Anyone else watch those Time-Life music collection infomercials from start to finish? 

Guilty!!!

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I used to love the commercials for the Time-Life Old West books. "That was no lady! That was Belle Starr!" "John Wesley Hardin -- a man so mean he once shot a man for snorin'!"

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On 6/10/2019 at 1:22 PM, mmecorday said:

I used to love the commercials for the Time-Life Old West books. "That was no lady! That was Belle Starr!" "John Wesley Hardin -- a man so mean he once shot a man for snorin'!"

I always liked the Paranormal ones.  "Coincidence, or Psychic Phenomenon?  You be the judge.....".  

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Just about everyday in the early morning hours (before sunrise), there is this woman on one of the cable channels (Comedy Central) spending a half hour trying to sell sex toys.  It seems like the same damn infomercial every time I see it.   I had to watch it twice, the first time I saw it, it took me an hour after the infomercial ended for me to pick my jaw up off of the floor.

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