RealityGal July 19, 2014 Share July 19, 2014 All those PediaSure kids who don't "wike" whatever's for dinner so their helicopter moms think the kids are going to die of malnutrition and give them PediaSure shakes instead. Guess what mom? Those kids are never going to wike anything as long as they know they can get chocolate milkshakes instead just by refusing to eat. They seem to have gotten rid of the "I don't wike broccoli, I don't wike chicken, I don't wike waffles" kid in the grocery cart, but now they have the little boy who pushes his plate back to his mom with a shit-eating grin on his face. (Also: why is the mom in that commercial just sitting at the table staring at her kid while he has lunch? Weirdo.) Well, the table at lunch time is a cesspool of dangers for the child of the helicopter mom. He could catch a splinter from the dining room table. If he drops his fork...or his straw, he may fall down and skin a knee trying to pick it up, and then there are so many germs just floating around in the air, I mean of course helicopter mom is using lysol spray, but that only gets rid of 99.9% of allergans, there is no telling what the kid might be breathing in that is making him sick, and she needs to be ready to rush him over to the pediatrician the minute he exhibits any sign of illness real or imagined. A coworker drank Ensure by the case. I asked his assistant why, and she said he was a cheap mofo and that he used it as a meal replacement. I'm not sure he was even 50 yet. Ugh...life is just too short Link to comment
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