Quilt Fairy June 22, 2015 Share June 22, 2015 (edited) I'm not sure if we're going to get a lot of memorable quotes from this show, but a couple stood out for me. Josh: I didn't come here to be prey. Everyone: I really do know how to make a fire. Edited July 31, 2015 by cooksdelight 5 Link to comment
walnutqueen July 7, 2015 Share July 7, 2015 sniveling crybaby voice: "I miss my family" ... 4 Link to comment
walnutqueen July 13, 2015 Share July 13, 2015 "My teeth hurt." - Brant "This is not safe." - rescue guy re: Brant's water supply. 3 Link to comment
cooksdelight July 26, 2015 Share July 26, 2015 "Work with nature, or it will get you like a beer truck with no brakes on a downhill slope." Oh Alan, you give us so many memorable quotes. 3 Link to comment
cooksdelight July 26, 2015 Share July 26, 2015 "If that don't twang your butt and ring your bell, nothing will. Yes, I'll take the #14 limpit kabob with carmelized slug gravy, please. No salad, I've already had seaweed." -- Alan 4 Link to comment
Quilt Fairy July 26, 2015 Author Share July 26, 2015 (edited) Thanks for adding those, cooksdelight. I feel like I need to watch the show with a pen and paper handy to get all of Alan's gems. ETA: He also had one I liked a couple of episodes ago (paraphrased): "If you're going to live alone, you better learn to like yourself." Edited July 26, 2015 by Quilt Fairy 1 Link to comment
Quilt Fairy August 7, 2015 Author Share August 7, 2015 (edited) Alan: "Let the duck flavor and the fish flavor shake hands and fall in love." (Honestly, if Alan is a corrections officer as it says in his bio, he's in the wrong damn profession. He should be a writer.) Lucas: "One day, I hope men will come in a boat for me and bring me oatmeal cookies, my girlfriend, and a pumpkin pie." Edited August 7, 2015 by Quilt Fairy 1 Link to comment
humbleopinion August 11, 2015 Share August 11, 2015 Alan "The next time you think it is cold in your bedroom, look for icicles." Alan talking about his surf and turf "Some new kind of delicious" and "I could chew on this, it's not slimy." Lucas "I didn't think of it as a competition, it was a brotherhood" refering to their shared experience on VI. Lucas commenting on the cormorant fishing his line "It ate my lunch, so now it's my lunch." Link to comment
Quilt Fairy August 21, 2015 Author Share August 21, 2015 Alan: "The slugs are back! I thought maybe they flew South for the winter." "So soon? Here I was planning my spring garden." 5 Link to comment
mlp August 21, 2015 Share August 21, 2015 Alan: "I got in touch with my inner limpet." 2 Link to comment
CN42 August 22, 2015 Share August 22, 2015 Alan, in all seriousness: "It's so nice to have a full meal," after eating three slugs. 1 Link to comment
Quilt Fairy August 22, 2015 Author Share August 22, 2015 Just to break up the string of Alan quotes: Sam: "I'm gonna go to bed now." 1 Link to comment
Quilt Fairy May 7, 2016 Author Share May 7, 2016 (edited) Had a couple of choice ones tonight, so I thought I'd start this thread up again. Tracy, on predators: "I'm not worried about bears. Wolves, no. Wolves stay to themselves. Cougars though..... I am a little meatier than the other contestants out here." Nicole, on the strange noises in the forest: "I was going to go with 2 sasquatches having sex." Jose, calmly: "There's so many projects I want to make while I'm here." Edited May 7, 2016 by Quilt Fairy 3 Link to comment
ClareWalks May 7, 2016 Share May 7, 2016 Larry: "MOTHER FUCKER C********* DICK BALLS AAARRRRRRRGH" (I am paraphrasing) ;) 4 Link to comment
roamyn August 3, 2018 Share August 3, 2018 D V1.0: This is my limpet song. Making fun of Lucas is wrong. 1 Link to comment
beatu August 3, 2018 Share August 3, 2018 1 hour ago, roamyn said: D V1.0: This is my limpet song. Making fun of Lucas is wrong. why? he was an inept fool. Link to comment
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