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1 hour ago, icemiser69 said:

Did you see where an "adult" movie site is being sued by a deaf man because the movies aren't closed captioned?

You'd think his imagination could fill in all the "Ooooh...ahhhh....uhhhhh....Yeah baby" with the various grunting, screaming and groaning. As to that - I mean, who actually screams? You'd think those women would hyperventilate and pass out. 

1 hour ago, walnutqueen said:

Yes - he could stop the bus, yell at the kids, threaten to tell their parents & teachers, get off his ass and walk back to the little girl and escort her to the front ...  but he did nothing at all.

 

Exactly. He could have stopped that in an instant but he couldn't be bothered. "I see nothing. I hear nothing."

 

1 hour ago, Nashville said:

Pretty sure this is what was on the screen when I came back from snoozeland.  Helluva wake-up call, that.

It's The Rabbit. I learned about that on "Sex and the City".

 

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4 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

Did you see where an "adult" movie site is being sued by a deaf man because the movies aren't closed captioned?

Personally, I’d think being spared your average adult film’s pitiful attempts at dialogue would be a blessing in disguise.

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13 hours ago, Nashville said:

Personally, I’d think being spared your average adult film’s pitiful attempts at dialogue would be a blessing in disguise.

I'd kind of like to see some of those noises spelled out in closed-caption. 

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25 minutes ago, Superclam said:

I'd kind of like to see some of those noises spelled out in closed-caption. 

I'd imagine they look a lot like the noises zombies make ...

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19 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

You'd think his imagination could fill in all the "Ooooh...ahhhh....uhhhhh....Yeah baby" with the various grunting, screaming and groaning. As to that - I mean, who actually screams? You'd think those women would hyperventilate and pass out. 

I don't know how those male porn stars can put their pants on.  Most of "them" are so huge, they could use the damn things for kickstands and not have to worry about falling over.

 

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Decades is airing The Rookies this weekend.  That series doesn't hold up well at all.  The story lines are horrible.   And Kate Jackson's acting?  Yikes.  No emotion at all.

In one episode they had a lady cop trying to protect a witness on the first floor of an apartment with the curtains and window wide open.  A bad guy is about to shoot into the window at the witness when a patrol car pulls up in front of the building..  The bad guy runs off.

The lady cop and the patrol officers start running after the suspect.  That witness runs out of the apartment building and up to a fellow nurse's (Kate Jackson's) apartment further up the street.   The lady cop should have stayed with the witness.

In any case, the bad guy tracks the witness to the nurse's apartment.  He pulls a gun on the witness and the nurse.  They charge towards him and he drops the gun and then they proceed to beat him with pillows.  Pillows!   They have all sorts of things they can hit him with and they choose pillows.

The only thing the bad guy was going to get is a bad case of the feathers.

 

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23 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

It's The Rabbit. I learned about that on "Sex and the City".

You learn something new every day.  The dude in the commercial reminds me of Willy Wonka.

If Grape Ape's penis is missing, I think I found it.  It was converted into a train engine.  Sadly, the whereabouts of his balls are still unknown.

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5 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

I don't know how those male porn stars can put their pants on.  Most of "them" are so huge, they could use the damn things for kickstands and not have to worry about falling over.

 

(Usually) ugly trolls with big willies. Hot. 🤢

1 hour ago, icemiser69 said:

You learn something new every day.  The dude in the commercial reminds me of Willy Wonka.

If Grape Ape's penis is missing, I think I found it.  It was converted into a train engine.  Sadly, the whereabouts of his balls are still unknown.

Okay, so I keep up with the times and know we have to cope with the incredible Rise of the Beta Male, but this is going too far.

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I was watching a concert on Youtube.  I had no idea that some performers used teleprompters.  I suppose it makes sense given how long their sets (concerts) can be.   It is amazing to me that they can remember to play their musical instruments properly with proper timing for each song.

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On 1/17/2020 at 8:19 PM, Nashville said:

Pretty sure this is what was on the screen when I came back from snoozeland.  Helluva wake-up call, that.

Wow, that’s some contraption, surely if you’ve reached the stage in life where only something like that can float your boat, it’s time to devote your time to knitting and charity work 🙄

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5 minutes ago, OoohMaggie said:

We use ‘elasticated denim’ 😋

I am surprised they don't poke their eye out with that thing.  

11 minutes ago, OoohMaggie said:

Wow, that’s some contraption, surely if you’ve reached the stage in life where only something like that can float your boat, it’s time to devote your time to knitting and charity work 🙄

You would be surprised what people have in their bedside tables. 

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3 hours ago, Superclam said:

Filed under "sentences you don't hear everyday."

I try to reign it in a bit, but every so often I string a few words together that should probably be left in my head.   My gatekeeper that transfers the words from my brain to my fingertips must have overslept.

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I bought an electric toothbrush not that long ago.  I have never used one before.  I must be using it wrong.  It is like using a jackhammer in my mouth.  Plus, I am drooling all over the place.  All over my shirt, all over the floor, a complete mess.   If the toothbrush doesn't calm down, I will end up picking my teeth up off of the floor.  They would probably be easier to clean that way, I just have to remember to number them so I know which socket they go in.

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1 hour ago, icemiser69 said:

I bought an electric toothbrush not that long ago.  I have never used one before.  I must be using it wrong.  It is like using a jackhammer in my mouth.  Plus, I am drooling all over the place.  All over my shirt, all over the floor, a complete mess.   If the toothbrush doesn't calm down, I will end up picking my teeth up off of the floor.  They would probably be easier to clean that way, I just have to remember to number them so I know which socket they go in.

I had a hard time with mine at first. Toothpaste flying all over, etc. You don't grip it in your fist. That makes you brush too hard. Just hold it the way you hold a fork, between your thumb and first two fingers. Let the rotating brush do the work - no need to scrub as you do with a regular toothbrush.

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2 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

I bought an electric toothbrush not that long ago.  I have never used one before.  I must be using it wrong.  It is like using a jackhammer in my mouth.  Plus, I am drooling all over the place.  All over my shirt, all over the floor, a complete mess.   If the toothbrush doesn't calm down, I will end up picking my teeth up off of the floor.  They would probably be easier to clean that way, I just have to remember to number them so I know which socket they go in.

Same here - my dentist recommended I get one visit before last.  Assuming you’re talking one of the “sonic toothbrush” models, three things for your consideration:

  1. ONLY time you have it turned on is when it is fully within your mouth.  Put it in, turn it on, do the brushy thing, turn it off, then remove it from your mouth.  Any deviance from this procedure will result in toothpaste being slung all over your bathroom at high velocity.
  2. Always keep your head tilted back to some degree.  The sonic brushes kick up a LOT of froth, so spillage is that much more likely.
  3. Depending upon what make/model brush you have, might want to see i it has more than one speed.  I was experiencing the jackhammer effect as well, until I found out a lower speed was an option.
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10 hours ago, nachomama said:

I got some new furniture! I think the room is really coming together. 

 

Ahhhh, one for the animal lover, a row of Baboon’s arses 🐒

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15 hours ago, Nashville said:

ONLY time you have it turned on is when it is fully within your mouth.  Put it in, turn it on, do the brushy thing, turn it off, then remove it from your mouth.  Any deviance from this procedure will result in toothpaste being slung all over your bathroom at high velocity.

Yes. I found that out rather quickly.😆

13 hours ago, nachomama said:

I got some new furniture! I think the room is really coming together. 

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Ooh! A penis chair. I always wanted one. Who is the designer  - Negan?

5 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

Well, there was that episode of Nip/Tuck where a dude had sex with his couch.

Well, at least he'll never get turned down. I'm pretty sure no one wanted to visit him after that ep aired.  "Have a seat." "Um, no thanks. I'll stand."

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Help needed from any smokers, today I had to purchase 3 packs of strong cigarettes for some Eastern European sailors, my local Asda, Walmart I believe is the parent company, charged nearly $15 for one 20 pack of Marlboro Red Label, is that about right?

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1 hour ago, OoohMaggie said:

Help needed from any smokers, today I had to purchase 3 packs of strong cigarettes for some Eastern European sailors, my local Asda, Walmart I believe is the parent company, charged nearly $15 for one 20 pack of Marlboro Red Label, is that about right?

For Canada, maybe; around these parts, though, Marlboros run about $5-$6 a pack.

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1 hour ago, OoohMaggie said:

Help needed from any smokers, today I had to purchase 3 packs of strong cigarettes for some Eastern European sailors, my local Asda, Walmart I believe is the parent company, charged nearly $15 for one 20 pack of Marlboro Red Label, is that about right?

Don't quote me, but I think around here (Canada) they might be about 13$ a pack, depending where you shop. On the Mohawk reserve, they can be had for 1$ a pack.

4 hours ago, OoohMaggie said:

Ahhhh, one for the animal lover, a row of Baboon’s arses 

Um... okay!😄

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2 hours ago, OoohMaggie said:

Help needed from any smokers, today I had to purchase 3 packs of strong cigarettes for some Eastern European sailors, my local Asda, Walmart I believe is the parent company, charged nearly $15 for one 20 pack of Marlboro Red Label, is that about right?

HEY, Ooooh!! How are you??..Hope everything is well:)..Miss your conversations..:)..See Nexus every once in awhile on FB..should be back on regularly next month when The WALKERS return...chat with you soon..:)...Cigarettes cost way too much..tell them to stop, if I could, anyone can..I smoked KOOL'S ,..A National Killer..

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2 hours ago, OoohMaggie said:

Help needed from any smokers, today I had to purchase 3 packs of strong cigarettes for some Eastern European sailors, my local Asda, Walmart I believe is the parent company, charged nearly $15 for one 20 pack of Marlboro Red Label, is that about right?

In NYC, they can be close to $15 a pack. Most people get them bootleg from Florida or somewhere like that, or drive to Pennsylvania. The steady increases here actually got me to quit smoking, so I didn't take it so hard. 

5 minutes ago, jingles13 said:

I smoked KOOL'S ,..A National Killer..

Me too!! They used to have a cooler box. 

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2 minutes ago, Superclam said:

In NYC, they can be close to $15 a pack. Most people get them bootleg from Florida or somewhere like that, or drive to Pennsylvania. The steady increases here actually got me to quit smoking, so I didn't take it so hard. 

Me too!! They used to have a cooler box. 

And aren't you GLAD you quit!!:)

 

5 minutes ago, nachomama said:

I’m not looking. I’m not looking. But I’m crossing body parts. Titan up. 

I'm afraid it's not going to happen..::::::::::(

1 minute ago, jingles13 said:

And aren't you GLAD you quit!!:)

 

I'm afraid it's not going to happen..::::::::::(

Well see you later people, must go back to other page and wipe some tears....:(

 

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30 minutes ago, Superclam said:

I didn't have a horse in that particular race, so I'm sorry for you guys. 

 

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT! If only you’d been wearing your lucky underwear and walking backwards in circles while splashing chicken blood on the graves of the founding fathers. 

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1 minute ago, nachomama said:

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT! If only you’d been wearing your lucky underwear and walking backwards in circles while splashing chicken blood on the graves of the founding fathers. 

Oddly enough, I was, but not for football-related reasons. 

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C’est la vie.  It was a good season, anyway - and unlike the Packers in the NFC Championship, at least the Titans showed up to play today.  😎

💙💙💙 #TitanUp 💙💙💙

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14 hours ago, jingles13 said:

tell them to stop,

They’re from Ukraine, it’d be easier to get them to walk on water.

ill catch you when the season starts, I’m still determined to get on FB anonymously!

 

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I guess I'm for the 49ers now. Durnit.

Also let's celebrate MLK day the way it was meant to be celebrated...driving down the street at 3 am with the the "I have a dream speech" blasting and screaming at any white people you see. Sigh. I woke up, heard arguing and thought, wow, my neighbors are going at it. Then I heard the car going vroom, vroom and the speaker, I'm all, wtf? and I guess anybody who came out to complain got yelled at.

I see more 3:42 am's than I should. I used to work overnight and maybe that's where my sleep is all conflabulated but that was the one night I fell asleep! The birds were silent, the damn dog down the street that barks constantly was silent. You know your house, you know when the fridge kicks on, the neighbors a/c etc. blissful silence or eternal damnation whatever the case may be.

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14 hours ago, Superclam said:

I didn't have a horse in that particular race, so I'm sorry for you guys.

My horse road out of town awhile ago, the San Diego Chargers.   I never bothered to follow after that.  Loyalty is a two way street.

If I don't have a team to root for, I root for the underdog.  Plus, I don't like the way the sports media over hypes teams.

Tony Romo couldn't stop kissing KC's butt.  I had to watch the game with the tv muted.  Plus I don't like "toast boy" Jim Nantz.  IMO, Jim Nantz comes off as a pompous jerk.

I would just eat my toast.  I wouldn't send it back. 

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1 hour ago, OoohMaggie said:

What?  😋

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I guess that is what happens when you sit in gum.

or

I can't place the face, but the smell is familiar. 🤢

 

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4 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

can't place the face, but the smell is familiar. 🤢

I can’t imagine how ‘evolution’ came up with that as an end result, it’s painful to look at.

 

As someone who has supported the England football ‘soccer’ team all his life,  a team which hasn’t won a major tournament since 1966, I feel for the shared ‘Titan’ pain, after almost 54 years of crushing defeat and embarrassment I think I can imagine how your feeling 😔

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16 hours ago, OoohMaggie said:

As someone who has supported the England football ‘soccer’ team all his life,  a team which hasn’t won a major tournament since 1966, I feel for the shared ‘Titan’ pain, after almost 54 years of crushing defeat and embarrassment I think I can imagine how your feeling 😔

In the states, various franchises in a number of professional sports have moved leaving their fan bases behind.  It isn't fun.  Loyalty matters to me.  Once they have moved on, I saw no reason to continue to support them.  I have been a fan of some professional sports teams in baseball, basketball, hockey, and football, and those teams I was a fan of have all moved.

Luckily, college teams don't move.

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Marie Osmond does look good for her age, even though I find her commercials annoying as hell.  I guess she had breast reduction surgery back in her twenties.  From the article, I got the impression that some couldn't see past her boobs to see who she really is.  That really is sad.  I guess she used to be around an "E" cup in size.

I don't think most men would line up to get their penises shortened which isn't possible, or is it possible?

Most men would want their penis enlarged and lengthened, not reduced.  Especially those who unfortunately have a micro-penis.  Some are so small, they can't have intercourse.  Just imagine being a man and unveiling that to someone that you are about to be intimate with.   That can't be fun.

In the first article above, they also talk about Julie Chen's eye surgery.  Again pretty sad.

ETA: Penis enlargement surgery is risky.

 

 

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2 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

I don't think most men would line up to get their penises shortened which isn't possible.  Enlarged and lengthened, sure, but not reduced.  Especially those who unfortunately have a micro-penis.  Some are so small, they can't have intercourse.

In the article, they also talk about Julie Chen's eye surgery.  Again pretty sad.

 

Do you work in tech? or are you just micro-soft *waggles eyebrows*

Not that I ever put Julie Chen on any kind of radar but both her eye surgery and sticking with Les Moonves disappoint me on so many levels. I can't stand "The Talk", my sister, who remains breathing, constantly posts stuff about it on facebook and whilst in her whackadoodle "rapture" manic, flipout kept saying she had a "connection" because Sharon Osbourne on "The Talk" was going to "provide" ie car insurance, money for bills, new a/c.

Now I'm evaluating how much of my life is based on being the opposite of my sister. Growing up she was loud, so I was quiet. She has no problem begging for money, help, etc so I ask no favors from anyone. She was a whore so I was not. She liked "Pretty in Pink" so I had to hate it. She's never held a job so I have to have 3. Sigh

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The tips you folks gave me for using an electric toothbrush really did help.

Thank you.

I bought a cheaper electric toothbrush first, to see if I would like it.  It is working much better now.   It has one speed (motorboat).  I can't make it go any slower.

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I have a genius idea...an electric toothbrush, only manual. You hook it up to an old fashioned hand cranked beater. That way you can control the speed!

Legit question, anybody ever have a water pick? My dad had this system with little sprayers and I guess it was to clean teeth but I can't recall anyone ever using it. But would it have shot water out hard enough to clean between teeth? There were little pointy heads and I think there were britsley-er ones and I think it was "water" powered. Have I lost my mind? or is this a thing?

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6 minutes ago, nachomama said:

Legit question, anybody ever have a water pick? My dad had this system with little sprayers and I guess it was to clean teeth but I can't recall anyone ever using it. But would it have shot water out hard enough to clean between teeth? There were little pointy heads and I think there were britsley-er ones and I think it was "water" powered. Have I lost my mind? or is this a thing?

Oh yeah, we definitely had one growing up. I used to play with it. I don't know if they still make them. 

ETA: of course they do! 

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23 minutes ago, nachomama said:

Legit question, anybody ever have a water pick? My dad had this system with little sprayers and I guess it was to clean teeth but I can't recall anyone ever using it. But would it have shot water out hard enough to clean between teeth? There were little pointy heads and I think there were britsley-er ones and I think it was "water" powered. Have I lost my mind? or is this a thing?

Yes, my parents had one with enough attachments for four people.    I remember using it with warm water.  i have very sensitive teeth, cold water wasn't an option.

I was interested in their flossing toothbrush.

They cost more money than I was willing to spend.

 

 

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6 hours ago, nachomama said:

Do you work in tech? or are you just micro-soft *waggles eyebrows*

😂

Regarding toothbrushes, being a frugal person who believes that one tool should have as many uses as possible, I purchased a Dremel, and found that the ‘fine’ rust removal brush head did a wonderful job on those hard to reach teeth 🦷

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