Quotes from The Flash:"Lightning... gave me abs?"

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Caitlyn: Is that a bird?

Cisco: It's a plane.

Felicity: It's my boyfriend.

 

Cisco: So have you picked a name yet?

Ray: I'm kind of partial to The Atom.

Cisco: You married to that?

 

Felicity: What's wrong with you? Is everyone in Central City in a bad mood? I thought Central City was supposed to be the fun one.

Eddie: It's, ummm...

Barry: Felicity knows.

Eddie: Wow, so everyone but Iris.

Barry: Feels that way.

Eddie: How do you lie to everyone you care about?

Felicity: For starters, don't think of it as lying. Think of it as protecting her from getting hurt with a fib.

[bettername2come]

Barry: Iris West...Allen?

Cisco: Mazel tov?

 

Cisco: I put a tracker on his wheelchair. Which if we're wrong and he is paralyzed, I'm going to hell for that.

 

Cisco: Okay, that's not happening.

 

Joe: I'll go home when Barry does.

 

Joe: Help, my son's coding!

 

Joe: Drink this.

Cisco: Why, am I five?

 

Cisco: I love this shirt. I thought the dryer ate it.

 

Cisco: I'm okay. I'm never, ever going to sleep ever again, but I'm okay.

 

Eddie: This has all been about me.

Wells: Not a chance.

[Trini]

"Grodd hate ba na na!"

Edited May 6, 2015 by Trini

[bettername2come]

"I can't believe I'm down here hunting a supernatural gorilla! I'm terrified of regular gorillas!"

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Ice cream truck driver: Sorry, no more ice cream.

Mom: But your music's playing.

Ice cream truck driver: Yeah, it means we're out.

 

Caitlin: When Dr. Wells found out about the terrible experiments that Eiling was doing, he shut down the entire project.

Joe: So our psycho killer has a soft spot for animals. That's sweet.

 

Cisco: Maybe the accelerator explosion created a meta gorilla. I think we know what happens when a super intelligent ape who's pissed off at humans escapes captivity.

Caitlin: Cisco's right. About the first part.

 

Iris: There have been reports of some sort of animal down in the sewers.

Cisco: Alligators.

Caitlin: ....

Cisco: C.H.U.D.s, R.O.U.S.es. Am I the only one who watches movies around here?

 

Cisco: What was his lair like? Did he eat the banana? Does he like King Kong? He's more of a Planet of the Apes kind of ape?

Joe: Uh, terrifying, no, and I didn't ask.

Edited May 6, 2015 by ElectricBoogaloo

[Jediknight]

Caitlin: "Why are you wearing your mask, Snart already knows who you are?"

Cold: "And I promised I wouldn't tell anyone, that includes my sister."

Golden Glider: "Jerk."

Cold: "Train wreck."

 

Weather Wizard: "What, you want a thank you?"

Cold: "Who doesn't like a thank you?"

Rainbow Raider: "Thank you."

Cold: "You are so very welcome."

Edited May 13, 2015 by Jediknight

[Trini]

Weather Wizard: "What, you want a thank you?"

Cold: "Who doesn't like a thank you?"

Rainbow Raider: "Thank you."

Cold: "You are so very welcome."

 

The best part of that scene was the "Dude, really?!" look WW gave RR -- because that was my same reaction!

[phoenics]

Caitlin: "Why are you wearing your mask, Snart already knows who you are?"

Cold: "And I promised I wouldn't tell anyone, that includes my sister."

Golden Glider: "Jerk."

Cold: "Train wreck."

I actually laughed outloud at the sibling banter.

[bettername2come]

Eobard: We're out of cows where I come from.

 

Cisco: Let me ask Dr. Evil. Which used to be a name that made me smile. (points to serious face)

 

Eobard: I'm sorry. Not for killing you, I'm sure I had a good reason.

 

Eobard: Don't be afraid, Cisco. A great and honorable destiny awaits you now. I only hope that as you're living your great adventure that you remember who gave you that life. And that it was given out of love.

 

Stein: This will be legit, as the kids say.

Ronnie: No kids say that.

Stein: Let's not fight on our wedding day.

 

(Jay Garrick's helmet goes flying)

Joe: Now what the hell is that?

Eobard: That's my cue to leave.

 

Cisco: Ronnie, I love you. But this is a time machine, not a bookcase from Ikea.

 

Stein: You may kiss the bride.

Ronnie: Stop telling me what to do.

 

Cisco: May the speed force be with you.

 

Barry: Bye, Dad.

Joe: Bye, son.

Edited May 20, 2015 by bettername2come

[phoenics]

[Wormhole reappears and destabilizes to form the singularity sucking everything into it]

Cisco: Well so long... and thanks for the fish...

[Jediknight]

Professor Stein: "And I have a mug that says 'World's best boss', I doubt my teaching assistant would testify to it's authenticity."

[bettername2come]

Cisco: It's maximum security, but I think I can talk you through breaking in there.

Barry: Don't bother. I've been figuring out how to break in there since I was eleven.

[bettername2come]

Barry: If there were an Olympics for bad luck, you didn't just medal. You Michael Phelps-ed.

 

Barry: I got mad skills.
Joe: Please don't ever say that again.

 

Iris: A girl's got to be her own hero every now and again.

[Trini]

Surprised this wasn't here already; from "Flash vs Arrow":

 

Felicity: Did [Oliver] really do the thing with the arrows?

Barry: You knew he was going to shoot me?!

Felicity: Whoa-- it is practically impossible to tell when Oliver is making a joke.

[Sandman]

Joe: I'm gonna be honest, here; I don't understand what the hell any of you are talking about.

Cisco: So Jay is saying he's from, like, a mirror world, or a parallel universe that's very, very similar to ours.

Stein: "Multiverse" would be a more apt description.

Joe: Nope. Not helping.

Cisco: Bless your heart!

 

Stein: ... Let's call it "Earth 2."

Sandman: You think?

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Cisco: Dr. Stein, you're a genius!

Stein: I think that's been well established.

[bettername2come]

Harry: Yeah, I didn't follow any of that. I'm my own man.

 

Cisco: Our Wells may have been evil, but you're just a dick.

 

Joe: How is he still alive? How are you still alive?

Harry: I don't know, because you missed?

Barry: I'm trying to keep him from shooting you. You're not helping.

 

Cisco: You do realize that when I said I wanted a drink, I didn't mean a latte, right? I was talking about alcohol. Like mind-numbing alcohol.

Edited November 4, 2015 by bettername2come

[Jack Kerouac]

Cisco: Yeah, I'm still here - peepin' and creepin'.

[bettername2come]

Joe: I'm pretty sure that back then I was talking about your high school football tryouts.

Barry: You swore you'd never bring that up again.

 

Zoom: Heroes die.

Barry: Only if you can catch them.

 

Cisco: Next time we do this, I'm writing better dialogue.

Caitlin and Iris: Next time?!

 

Iris: If we're gonna be the Flash's sidekicks, we should probably join Crossfit.

[Sandman]

Cisco: Hey, our Dr. Wells may have been evil, but you're just a dick.

[Trini]

Cisco: "I would never let that happen! Sergeant Slow is a terrible name."

[bettername2come]

Cisco: He upgraded from a bachelor pad to a penthouse, like a baller.

 

Kendra: I'm allergic to chocolate, and I think flowers are a waste of money.

Cisco: Oh...I have some lollipops in my car?

[zannej]

I liked Cisco's coaching to Wells.

Cisco: "Ok. Let's try it again. This time up the creep factor, like a lot more. And make it a little more sincere. Like you really love me, but you're gonna have to kill me anyway."

Wells: "Cisco, in many ways, you've shown me what its like to have a son."

Cisco: "Yup. That's the one. Here you go."

 

Cisco: "I think we're gonna go out for dinner and a movie and then, I dunno, maybe some breakfast."

Joe: *laughs*

Barry: "Breakfast? Why breakfast? I dun..."

Iris: "Yeah."

Cisco: "Cuz, you know you go home..."

Joe: "Cisco, he messin' with you."

 

Does anyone remember what it was Eobard/Wells said while in Dr. Stein's house about some awards-- something about it was an award that he wanted to get and "Oh look, he has THREE"?

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Cisco: Have you seen Caitlin? She hit me - in the face!

[zannej]

Wells: Look, Barry, Cisco and I will work with Joe and the police and devise a way to catch Cold. Yes, I said it, Cisco. As soon as it came out my mouth, I heard it.

 

Wells: None of us can stop, Barry. Fortunately, Felicity knows somebody who can. I think you better call back Oliver Queen. We're gonna need The Arrow's help.

(I loved the look on Felicity's face)

[Trini]

Thea: Why don't you get a haircut, and then we can talk about it.

Cisco: I think you're just mad 'cause my conditioner game is on point!

Edited December 4, 2015 by Trini

[bettername2come]

Diggle, vomiting post superspeed: Every time!

Oliver: This is why we ask questions!

Barry: Is that the only way this guy knows how to enter a room?

Barry: So this is what it's like dating her.

Oliver: More bruises from her than from Deathstroke.

Felicity: "Felicity, the magnetic arrow gag will never work." Uh, yes it will, my love, because I am really smart. And guess what, Oliver, it did work.

Oliver: Felicity, honey, it's a little hard to fight with you doing that in my ear.

Felicity: Oh, I totally forgot that this was an open line. Keep doing what you're doing. Make smart decisions.

Edited December 2, 2015 by bettername2come

[Trini]

Speedy: It's the Flash! Did I know we knew the Flash? We know the Flash, okay. I didn't know we knew the Flash."

 

Barry: It's just -- the rules keep changing! One day I have to run through time, the next I'm fighting a telepathic gorilla, and now, we're what? We're chasing down an immortal madman on a rampage against a reincarnated warrior priestess?

I just never thought I'd have superpowers and feel more powerless than I ever have in my entire life.

Oliver: That part I understand.

[zannej]

I'll have to rewatch for the full quote, but its the conversation Wells had with Caitlin about the fastest Barry has ever run. Caitlin said its about Mach 2.

Wells: "That's not good." *into the mic to the treadmill room* "That's good, Barry."

[Sandman]

Trickster: "Boys, boys, boys! Mellow out, Mardon. Don't have a snit, Snart."

 

"So why aren't you sleeping with the fishes?"

"Earth Two has The Godfather?"

"Every Earth has The Godfather, Vito."

Edited December 9, 2015 by Sandman

[Jediknight]

Cold: "Cocoa isn't cocoa without the mini-marshmallows, and you're out, I checked."

 

Cold: "Read your article on the disappearing middle class, strong point of view nice prose style."

Iris: "Yeah well who needs a Pulitzer when you have a homicidal maniac's seal of approval?"

Cold: "Didn't Barry tell you, I had a rough childhood."

Iris: "Everyone in this room had a rough childhood, get over it."

[Chicago Redshirt]

Trickster: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel...I made it out of C4!

[Sandman]

I've decided I really like it when Iris brings the snark. (Heh. Especially when she's bringing Snart the snark.)

[zannej]

What did Cisco say about "magnets, bitch"?

 

Everytime someone asked Harry if he was ok:

Harry: "Why wouldn't I be?"

 

And nobody ever said "Because your daughter is being held hostage by Zoom and you got shot and almost died and you look like hell!" LOL.

[bettername2come]

How you like them magnets, bitch?

[Trini]

Line that was in one of the promos, but got cut in the final edit:

 

Golden Glider: I always did like a man that could handle a gun.

Cisco: You should see my Nerf collection.

[kitmerlot1213]

I'm loving all of these quotes, and I have to add a couple, both from season 2:

 

Cisco, upon hearing Jay mention building a speed-cannon:  "We should hangout more."

 

Earth 2's Dr.  Wells:  "Your toys, give them to me."

 

 

ETA:  Fixed my misquoting :):)

Edited January 7, 2016 by kitmerlot1213

[zannej]

I'm loving all of these quotes, and I have to add a couple, both from season 2:

 

Cisco, upon hearing Jay mention building a speed-cannon:  "We should hangout more."

 

Earth 2's Dr.  Wells:  "Your presents, bring them to me."

I think the last one was "Your toys: give them to me." Which is even funnier if you remember that Tom Cavanagh played Santa in a couple of movies so he was the one giving kids toys.

[kitmerlot1213]

I think the last one was "Your toys: give them to me." Which is even funnier if you remember that Tom Cavanagh played Santa in a couple of movies so he was the one giving kids toys.

 

Whoops, I shall correct my quote--thanks :):)

[Rai]

I know it's been said a couple of times already, but every time Cisco says, "...but you're just a dick," I can't stop laughing.  A+ line read there.

[zannej]

I know it's been said a couple of times already, but every time Cisco says, "...but you're just a dick," I can't stop laughing.  A+ line read there.

There is just something about the way Carlos says the word "dick" that makes me laugh every time.

[Trini]

On re-watch,

Barry: Is that the only way this guy knows how to enter a room?

 

The best part is Oliver's look/gesture of "Dude -- don't even. I know."

[bettername2come]

Caitlin: It's Cisco's white whale.

Jay (nodding): Half whale, half turtle.

Cisco: No! Do you see what you're doing, Caitlin? Everybody's confused now.

 

Joe: Cisco's got a whole list of unidentified metas. The boys around here call him Cisco de la Mancha.

Edited January 20, 2016 by bettername2come

[zannej]

*Wells smacks stuff on to the floor*
Cisco: Hey! No! Absolutely not! You don't get to throw somebody else's stuff when you're pissed off!"
*Wells knocks more stuff on to the floor and looks at Cisco*
Cisco: Thank you.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Ha, I loved that moment! Cisco got to be the adult and Wells was the pouty kid.

[bettername2come]

I'm pretty sure that the second time was Wells knocking his own stuff down, which just made it even funnier. Like, there, ya happy?

[bettername2come]

Cisco: He better not be pulling a Juliet. Yeah, that's right, I see plays.

[Actionmage]

Cisco: " Great! Now I gotta wait in the creepy Braille room."

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Cisco: Bye, Felicia.

[zannej]

Bettername2come, maybe it was his stuff. That would be pretty funny. LOL. Although I just kept thinking how it reminded me of my cats.

 

The braille room thing cracked me up too.

 

Ok, I don't watch a lot of TV shows so I have no idea what the "Bye, Felicia" thing is. I've heard it before, but I'm clueless as to the origins and context.

 

I liked when Harry told Cisco "Don't slurp" and Cisco slurped loudly.