Quotes from The Flash:"Lightning... gave me abs?"

[Trini]

Barry: "Lightning gave me abs?!"

[Jediknight]

Barry: "Can I keep the sweatshirt?"
 
Harrison: "You can do this, Barry. You were right. I am responsible for all of this. So many people have been hurt been hurt because of me, and when I looked at you all I saw was another potential victim of my hubris, and yes I created this madness, but you, Barry, you can stop it. You can do this. Now run Barry, RUN!"

[bettername2come]

Barry: "Can I keep the sweatshirt?"

 

Somehow I found Wells' "Yeah, keep the sweatshirt" even funnier.

[bettername2come]

Barry: Joe, I'm sorry.

Joe: I'm starting to think "Joe, I'm sorry" is my actual name, as often as you say it.

 

Barry: I promised you I wouldn't. I keep my promises

Joe: Keep lying like that, you're liable to get struck by lightning again.

 

Cisco: You got blood on my suit.

[Actionmage]

Trini, That quote should be the thread name!

[Trini]

Yeah, that was one idea I had (or a speed-related pun), but I wanted to see if a better quote came up.

 

Well, if enough people like Actionmage's post above, I'll ask to have it changed. (Like as in, click the "Like" button)

Edited October 16, 2014 by Trini

[Actionmage]

If you like something speed-related, Motor Mouths could be a thing, maybe. Still I like the actual quote for the quote page better.

[Trini]

Well that was... fast. :-D

Thanks, mods!

[bettername2come]

Felicity: Stay safe! And I'm talking to air now. Which is odd. I'm still doing it!

 

Felicity: (knuckle crack) That was not as badass as I pictured!

 

I'm screwing this one up a little:

Felicity: If I had a nickel for every time the Arrow didn't want me around, I'd be as rich as Oliver Queen. Who I mention because he's the richest person I know. Or used to be.

 

Cisco: Couldn't shoot him if I wanted to. This is actually the STAR Lab vacuum cleaner. With a lot of LEDs.

[Jediknight]

Caitlin: "This isn't even remotely anatomically correct."

 

Barry: "For the record, I crushed it in Operation and Ping Pong."

[Lovecat]

Cisco: "My suit went kaboom??"

[Rai]

My never-ending love for "E=MC Hammer" proves I should spend a night dorking out with Barry and Felicity.

[Trini]

"Flash vs. Arrow": The snark was strong with this one; but I'll just quote:

 

Cisco: "A cold gun would come in real handy right about now..."

Joe: "Hey!"

Cisco: "I'm just sayin'."

Edited December 3, 2014 by Trini

[Trini]

Barry/Felicity: "Cool! ... I mean, awful."

 

Oliver: "I read your friend Iris' blog posts on the Flash, and I visited all the crime scenes you fought at."

Barry: "Don't you sleep?" --hee!

Edited December 3, 2014 by Trini

[bettername2come]

Oliver: We can talk about you giving your enemies silly code names later.

Barry: You mean like over coffee with Deathstroke and The Huntress?

[bettername2come]

Diggle: I had a cousin who got struck by lightning. He just developed a stutter.

[Princess Sparkle]

I got a legitimate long laugh at Cisco's "He's even slow for a normal person", when they had Barry run on the treadmill after he temporarily lost his powers.  He just sounded so genuinely bewildered.

[LoneHaranguer]

I thought it was so dumb it was hilarious to tell Reverse Flash "Don't move or we'll shoot".

[Trini]

Cisco: "Then we need to get crackin', and stop this speed psycho. That--I wasn't trying to give him a name."

[Trini]

Joe: "Your partner's a real hothead."

Capt. Cold: [deadpan]"That's funny."

[bettername2come]

Caitlin: I thought I was going to die.

Cisco: Not as long as I'm around...or him.

 

Barry: I'm a millenial. It's what we do.

[Trini]

Capt. Cold: "Seatbelt."  <-- Because even this cold as ice criminal hellbent on killing the Flash is all about safety first!

 

Dr. Wells: "I hope we're not enemies." ..."You push me to better myself, too."

Keep your irony to yourself, Reverse Flash. :-P

[bettername2come]

Barry: How many drones you got left?

Cisco: Two. And they've got lasers.

Caitlin and Wells: NO.

 

Caitlin: My dead fiance can fly. Haven't broke that to my parents yet.

Edited January 22, 2015 by bettername2come

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Captain Cold: It's called Fire and Ice, an abstract modern day masterpiece said to represent the dichotomy of being.

Heat Wave: It represents to me that people with lots of money buy dumb stuff.

 

Joe: You mind telling me what's going on with you and Iris?

Barry: Nothing.

Joe: That's funny becauses I have these two things called eyes and it doesn't look like you two are fine.

Barry: I told Iris.

Joe: You told Iris you're the Flash?

Barry: What? No no no no, sorry. I told her how I felt about her.

Joe: Oh gawd.

 

Captain Cold: Give me one reason I don't kill you right now.

Heat Wave: It's going to be hard to find someone else to listen to your winning speeches.

 

Wells: So potentially these two guns could cancel each other out?

Cisco: Yeah, but to do that you'd have to make them cross streams.

Barry: You mean like Ghostbusters?

CIsco: That film is surprisingly scientifically accurate.

[bettername2come]

Cisco: What she means is that mostly, he was a jerk. But every once in a while...he could be a dick.

 

Caitlin: He was always your favorite.

Cisco: The chosen one...he referred to himself like that.

 

Barry: God, I wish I'd taken a language in high school.

 

Iris: I am serious about being a journalist.

Mason Bridge: Why because you write a blog? My mother writes a blog.

 

Harrison Wells: Because if you make any kind of unsubstantiated accusations, I will make sure the only job you get in physics  is teaching it to high school juniors.

 

Harrison Wells: I failed this city.

 

Hartley Rathaway: So why don't you move your precious scarlet knight, while I take out a few pawns.

 

Also, "evil hearing aids."

Edited January 29, 2015 by bettername2come

[Jediknight]

Cisco: What she means is that mostly, he was a jerk. But sometimes...he could be a dick.

That's been the best thing Cisco has said on this show, or Arrow.

[Sakura12]

Cisco: What she means is that mostly, he was a jerk. But sometimes...he could be a dick.

 

That was the best line of the series so far. It was made even better when Joe just bust out laughing. I wonder if that wasn't scripted but they just kept it in. 

[Trini]

Pied Piper: "Being scooped up by a guy clad in head-to-toe leather is a long-term fantasy of mine, so thanks."

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Iris: I may not have a lot of experience, but I do have-

Mason: Spunk? Grit? Gumption? What is this? A chick lit novel?

[Jack Kerouac]

Wells: So potentially these two guns could cancel each other out?

Cisco: Yeah, but to do that you'd have to make them cross streams.

Barry: You mean like Ghostbusters?

CIsco: That film is surprisingly scientifically accurate.

 

Wells: And funny.

[bettername2come]

I just saw this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBncP1t7EPI

 

Which totally made me appreciate this quote:

Cop: How are we supposed to trust anything from STAR Labs after you nuked the city?

Cisco: You're right, You're right, you shouldn't trust us. What happened a year ago, that was our fault. And we can't change the past, as much as we wish we could. But tomorrow is a different story. Tomorrow is a different thing. We just want the chance to make things better.

[Princess Sparkle]

It's from one episode back, but I laughed at Eddie talking to Joe about Iris moving in:

 

"Just call us before you come, haha.  Or don't, just come in!  We'll give you a key!  ....I'm going to go....take this box.....to the car."

[Jediknight]

Cisco: "How can you speak 6 different languages and sound like a dick in every one?"

[MarkHB]

Caitlin: "Super speed and vodka don't mix."

[bettername2come]

Cisco: You're not the only one who understands vibrations, Hartley.

[MarkHB]

Cisco: You're not the only one who understands vibrations, Hartley.

I completely missed the comics Easter egg in that statement until I just read it here.

[bettername2come]

Jumper: Are you gonna let me go back up there?

Eddie: No.

 

Joe: You change one more time I'ma shoot you.

 

Stein: I thought people your age didn't read actual books anymore.

Barry: I'm the only one.

[Trini]

I thought the whole "subtle" sex talk was hilarious, but I won't quote the whole thing:

 

Cisco: "You're going to need to think about a lot of dead puppies. Like, we're talking a whole kennel. And baseball. Cold showers. You know what? Nuns."

 

Cisco (to Joe): "I will not judge you."

Edited February 11, 2015 by Trini

[bettername2come]

Martin Stein: I'm still inside Ronald.

Cisco: There has got to be a better way to phrase that.

 

Cisco: You guys are like 10 seasons of Ross and Rachel smushed into one year.

[MarkHB]

"Not God.... Grodd."

[Trini]

I got a kick out of the meta:

 

Barry: "Impossible is just another Tuesday for us, remember?"

Cisco: "Yeah, but this is some Twilight Zone level stuff; and I say that knowing full well we have a guy locked up in our basement who can turn himself into poison gas."

Ronnie: "Wait -- really?"

Cisco: "Dude, that was like, week three!"

[bettername2come]

Wells: Why would anybody want to rob a morgue?

 

Cisco: What do you see?

Barry: A dead body.

Cisco: Barry, you're in a morgue. You're gonna have to be a little more specific than that.

 

Wells: He's taking being targeted by a revenge seeking metahuman rather well, I must say.

 

Joe: You're asking your adoptive father for advice about being in love with his daughter who just so happens to be dating his partner.

 

Caitlin: All right, fine, I will watch every episode of The Walking Dead with you.

 

Mason Bridge: Sometimes when I'm bored, I follow him around.

 

Wells: Forgive me, but to me you've been dead for centuries.

[Jediknight]

Not a funny quote, but it sums up Barry perfectly.

Barry: You used him as a distraction?

Wells: An unnecessary one, as it turns out. It seems the plan has failed.
Barry: I I have his blood on me.  How could you do that?

Wells: You're showing a lot of sentiment for a man who tormented you as a child.
Barry: Tony might have been a bully then and now, but he didn't deserve to die.
Wells: Does Caitlin or Cisco or me or you? I had a choice to make, him or us.  I chose us without a second thought.
Barry: Well, all your talk about miracle cures and scientific breakthroughs, but you don't care about people at all.
Wells: Well, maybe you care too much, Barry.  I know being a hero is important to you, and I respect your ideals.  I just don't have the luxury of sharing them.

[bettername2come]

This Caitlin quote just because it sums up my life:

Caitlin: I do have a life! I cook and I eat and I read and I help you.

Barry: So basically you do everything that has nothing to do with having a life.

[bettername2come]

Caitlin: And I can look through family photo albums and see what little Cisco looks like without long hair.

Cisco: I'm rescinding your invite.

Joe: You were acting weird.

Barry: I always act weird.

[Trini]

Mark Hamill/Trickster: "I am your father!"

 

Me and Trini Mom probably laughed for a good minute at that. I was expecting nods to the first series, or even the Joker, but not Star Wars! Even though I knew he was leading up to it.

[bettername2come]

Trickster: They gave me cable in prison so I'd stop killing the guards.

[Trini]

From "Rogue Time":

 

Capt. Cold: "You seem like a good brother."

Cisco: "So do you."

Capt. Cold: "Debatable."

[Cirien]

Harrison/Eobard asking Barry if he's near a wall so that he can phase through it.

 

Just the dry deadpan way Harrison asked and Caitlyn and Cisco's reaction to it XD

[bettername2come]

Cisco: Y'all, I don't do bees. Ain't nobody got time for bees.

 

Felicity: Bee careful. 

Barry: For real?

 

Felicity: I was very specific that you not die.

Ray: Yeah, it's a pretty big thing for her.

 

Felicity: She's good. She's like my nemesis. I've never had a nemesis before. I kinda like it.

 

Felicity: Boom. Drop the mic. It's metaphorical, of course, because I don't have a real mic.

Edited April 15, 2015 by bettername2come