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Kelley: Drink If You See Him Cry

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methodwriter85

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Seriously. He's a jocky-looking guy and a former Marine, and I feel like he's crying/whining every episode.

 

However, that body is undeniable. If you haven't googled his nude photos...just sayin', I wouldn't kick that out of bed. Well, until he started crying and then called up his sister to come over and cuddle him.

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RedHawk

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Yeah, I don't see a sibling resemblance. Maybe there's more to that whole family story...

 

I found him cute/attractive even before I saw the selfie that I accidentally on purpose have looked at about 10 times. But yes, the personality is weird and his treatment of Jennice was stone cold. There may be some editing shenanigans going on, and maybe he got freaked out by Amy saying Jennice thought they were moving in together, but still, he was unkind to her. Well, to look on the bright side she now has a memory of something I wouldn't mind having a few times...

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technorebel

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Oh my gosh, I clicked on a link that said "if you don't want to see his junk, don't click here". Made an old lady laugh.  Do young men these days ordinarily wax down there?  Seemed strange to me, like he was trying out for a porno.  He is a bit of an odd duck.

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ihartcoffee

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Oh my gosh, I clicked on a link that said "if you don't want to see his junk, don't click here". Made an old lady laugh. Do young men these days ordinarily wax down there? Seemed strange to me, like he was trying out for a porno. He is a bit of an odd duck.

I showed my hubby the pic and he thinks he shaved/waxed to make it appear even bigger. It does seem like he's auditioning for porn. My hubby also said odds are high he's gay.

I finally caved and looked at the picture. I yelled "Holy shit" so loud that both dogs and the cat woke up out of a sound sleep.

Dayum!

Your post made me lol! I had a similar reaction.

So by the comments, I take it Kelley is packing some good heat?!

I guess you could say so, I felt creepy looking at it but curiosity got the best of me.

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bref

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I'm an old lady too, but lots of young men take selfies of their junk. I don't think he is looking to get into porn necessarily, and it certainly doesn't mean he's gay (NTTAWWT)--I think he's just proud of what he's got. It's also very common for the young people to shave everything regardless of gender or orientation, or so my 20-something kid tells me. :)

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missy jo

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Giselle, LOL, see my "friend's" comment above re: "Goodness gracious!"

 

it certainly doesn't mean he's gay (NTTAWWT)--

 

"My friend," who has no life, read a lot of the comments and apparently he used this same photo on Grindr, the hook-up app for gay men. In that context, the most awkward kiss evah with Jennice makes more sense now.

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Ooooh, well thank goodness for "friends" with time on their hands! My research went no further than finding the infamous pic (and boy, do i feel like a perv having "Kelly from Below Deck dick pic" in my search history now) :P

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ihartcoffee

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I'm an old lady too, but lots of young men take selfies of their junk. I don't think he is looking to get into porn necessarily, and it certainly doesn't mean he's gay (NTTAWWT)--I think he's just proud of what he's got. It's also very common for the young people to shave everything regardless of gender or orientation, or so my 20-something kid tells me. :)

IDK either if he's gay. He could also be pandering to the gay crowd. From the comments they sure love him!

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beesknees

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Giselle, LOL, see my "friend's" comment above re: "Goodness gracious!"

 

"My friend," who has no life, read a lot of the comments and apparently he used this same photo on Grindr, the hook-up app for gay men. In that context, the most awkward kiss evah with Jennice makes more sense now.

 

Okay, when I went "wandering" to look for Kelley's, er, thing, I also stumbled upon some gay website comments that mentioned Kelley's pics.  But that doesn't necessarily mean Kelley originally posted those pics, right?  Couldn't some other guy have posted Kelley's pic with a comment (i.e. - this guy's smokin' hot!).  Maybe the telephone game's in play here.  Other people reposted Kelley's pics and that got morphed into Kelley posted the pic himself?  Playing Devil's Advocate here?

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Okay, when I went "wandering" to look for Kelley's, er, thing, I also stumbled upon some gay website comments that mentioned Kelley's pics.  But that doesn't necessarily mean Kelley originally posted those pics, right?  Couldn't some other guy have posted Kelley's pic with a comment (i.e. - this guy's smokin' hot!).  Maybe the telephone game's in play here.  Other people reposted Kelley's pics and that got morphed into Kelley posted the pic himself?  Playing Devil's Advocate here?

 

It's very possibly someone found his pictures and used them to create a profile. I mean, if bored high schoolers can steal their cousin's girlfriend's science lab partner's picks and 'catfish' a profile, I'm sure there's someone else who's doing the same with Kelley's pictures on grindr. But then again, everything on the internet must be true so....

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Okay, when I went "wandering" to look for Kelley's, er, thing, I also stumbled upon some gay website comments that mentioned Kelley's pics.  But that doesn't necessarily mean Kelley originally posted those pics, right?  Couldn't some other guy have posted Kelley's pic with a comment (i.e. - this guy's smokin' hot!).  Maybe the telephone game's in play here.  Other people reposted Kelley's pics and that got morphed into Kelley posted the pic himself?  Playing Devil's Advocate here?

 

IIRC, Kelley said on WWHL that he sent that pic to someone 4 years ago. If that's true, we have that person to thank for sharing it and enhancing our viewing pleasure, yet it was also pretty low of them to do so. Kelley should listen to his sister, she said she's told him to not show his head and tattoos in nude photos so he can't be identified.

 

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beesknees

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IIRC, Kelley said on WWHL that he sent that pic to someone 4 years ago. If that's true, we have that person to thank for sharing it and enhancing our viewing pleasure, yet it was also pretty low of them to do so. Kelley should listen to his sister, she said she's told him to not show his head and tattoos in nude photos so he can't be identified.

 

Yeah, it was prolly some chick he pursued relentlessly, slept with, and dumped shortly after (a la Jennice).  Anyone who takes nude pics, videos of themselves is just asking for trouble down the line (IMHO).

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missy jo

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I read comments from guys who'd met him from this personal profile/photo that was posted, but a catfish scenario is always possible these days. Having said that, I don't mean any of my comments to imply that there is anything wrong with whatever his sexual orientation may or may not be.

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ihartcoffee

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I read comments from guys who'd met him from this personal profile/photo that was posted, but a catfish scenario is always possible these days. Having said that, I don't mean any of my comments to imply that there is anything wrong with whatever his sexual orientation may or may not be.

I understood what you meant. I'm not offended. My daughter is gay and I see people trying to figure out if she is. If you are around her enough it become more clear.

I see him as someone who may swing both ways, but I could be very wrong.

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missy jo

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I just wanted to make sure that no one took it the wrong way. He's free to be whoever he wants with whomever he wants.

 

My main takeaway from it was that, in light of how many people posted that they'd met him or seen that profile pic, the "showmance" with Jennice was even faker and more producer-driven than it looked. And I had renewed interest in his advanced "Magic Mike" stripper pole moves.

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   Especially given that it was Ben who he nuzzled in his pecs.

 

   In any event, he seems like a guy I'd want to be hook-up fun buddies with, but seems far too immature for a serious relationship. Which is probably why his marriage only lasted a couple years. Kelley probably likes the wooing and flirting part, but actually serious commitments seem beyond him.

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candall

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And not one of you could post a link?!  Okay, I'll google, but I have to hurry because the reunion is starting soon and from the previews, I don't think I'm going to be much of a Kelley fan afterward.

 

ETA:

 

http://www.omgblog.com/2014/10/omg_hes_naked_kelley_johnson_f.php#axzz3I9ZETH2Z

 

(I'm not sure that's worth putting up with all the trouble of the lad himself.  I'll take a cronut instead.)

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I'm soooo glad he is not back and that we have only seen 3 seconds of him from Amy; I hope they don't ever have her skyping or calling him. I like Amy more so far since Kelly is absent.

 Kelly turns Amy into a maternal figure with vaguely incestuous vibes. Without him around, she seems more like a normal young woman in her early 30's.

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beesknees

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Don't quote me but I think the show starts on September 4th, 2016 (a Sunday night)?  I would rather have Amy back then Kelley but he does bring the drama.  If I resume playing my drinking game from a few seasons ago where I take a sip every time Kelley cries I'm going to have some positively horrific Monday mornings to contend with.

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From the promo, it looks like he's the manwhore this season instead of pursuing a chick with a boyfriend.

I mean, honestly, I can't blame women for wanting to "Nextflix and chill" with him. Hell, my own mouth is kind of watering at the thought of it, and I fully recognize he's a total douchebag.

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Either Kelley hooked up with Andy (come on, you KNOW Andy would be all over that- he was practically slobbering over Kelley on What What Happens) to ensure he got a better edit, or Kelley actually did some soul-searching and is truly trying to be a better person. I really do think the siblings just work better on the show when they're not together. Amy and Kelley should definitely never do a season again together.

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Spotlight

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I love Kelley, hes face and body are to die for. I  always got the impression that he was a closeted homosexual. He's never actually hooked up with anyone on any season. 

Anyone else get the same impression from him?

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On 8/22/2018 at 2:17 PM, druzy said:

Kelley did an AMA (Ask Me Anything)

Kelley claims most of the other crew members are there for fame and fortune and acted very differently off-camera, but he was only in it for the quick cash? And this about Jennice:

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She was saying a lot to the stews that they didn't air about her and Mines future. It came off a little much. I backed off a tad bit, but even after the show we were together like 24/7. She wanted to move in and I wasn't ready for that. So she started talking to other guys and I just backed away completely after that.

Mines.

Also, after stating that Rocky was "major trouble" he elaborates that they spent a week together. Having the sex.

I mean, I'm not a Rocky fan but can ANY of these BD guys speak kindly about a woman they had pursued and/or bedded? 

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