Trini October 6, 2014 Share October 6, 2014 Take a drink everytime someone takes... a drink. 2 Link to comment
SandyToes October 6, 2014 Share October 6, 2014 Yea!!! What are we up to? Craigslist I seen... Judge waves her finger with the "Uh, uh, UH!!" Need to run to Spec's... . Link to comment
Jade Foxx October 6, 2014 Share October 6, 2014 Any mention of an "income tax refund" 2 Link to comment
Mindymoo October 6, 2014 Share October 6, 2014 Kerfuffle. It's lunchtime and we're having <insert food here, most likely sushi>. 3 Link to comment
SnarkyTart October 6, 2014 Share October 6, 2014 (edited) JJ stabs an index finger at her watch... Could be accompanied by, "It's almost lunch time", "You have 3 minutes...", "I have other things to do today!" JJ uses her pen to bang on her desk (always too close to the microphone, hurting my ears) to get a litigant to shut the hell up....NOW. JJ dispatches Byrd to retrieve some document or a cell phone from a litigant. Byrd slooowly shuffles to and from the litigant's podium, looking as disgruntled as possible about having to walk anywhere for any reason whatsoever. Edited October 6, 2014 by SnarkyTart 5 Link to comment
SandyToes October 6, 2014 Share October 6, 2014 Ah, Kerfuffle! How could I forget?! Good catch, Mindy! Link to comment
Florinaldo October 6, 2014 Share October 6, 2014 (edited) That trite favourite from so many hallterviews, "but it is what it is". "Litigant: I am a stay-at-home dad. JJ: So you're a bum!" ETA: "I paid cash so I have no proof of payment" (Receipts are a foreign concept to so many of those idiots.) Edited October 6, 2014 by Florinaldo 3 Link to comment
SandyToes October 7, 2014 Share October 7, 2014 "I din' axe him/ her to pay my bail!" 3 Link to comment
ItsHelloPattiagain October 7, 2014 Share October 7, 2014 "Are you trying to talk over me? " (with threat to turn off litigant's mike) 2 Link to comment
momtoall October 7, 2014 Share October 7, 2014 What did he/she SAY?? What did you SAY?? 1 Link to comment
Sarcastico October 7, 2014 Share October 7, 2014 JJ stabs an index finger at her watch...Could be accompanied by, "It's almost lunch time", "You have 3 minutes...", "I have other things to do today!" "I have to get home! Judge Judy is on!" 1 Link to comment
One Tough Cookie October 7, 2014 Share October 7, 2014 "I have to get home! Judge Judy is on!" my all time favorite! Link to comment
6 MeowMeowBeenz October 8, 2014 Share October 8, 2014 10 or 11 or 14 (depending on how she feels) million people watch this show 1 Link to comment
my tiffany October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 How about 'That is RIDICULOUS!' or having Ridiculous Counterclaim. 1 Link to comment
SandyToes October 9, 2014 Share October 9, 2014 How about 'That is RIDICULOUS!' or having Ridiculous Counterclaim. Good lord, we'd all be three sheets to the wind just on this one item!! And I love how she always jumps a little when she says it! 5 Link to comment
Maccagirl October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 i am surprised no one has yet to mention the oldie but goodie: "they don't keep me here because I am beautiful". There is also "you don't like where you are living? MOVE". "You ate the steak for free"! "I did not serve ___ years in college, law school to settle your dispute about blenders and dishes, pffttt." "We do't have courts for almost marrieds." 4 Link to comment
augmentedfourth October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 "you don't like where you are living? MOVE". Two shots if it actually comes out "a-MOVE-uh!" 6 Link to comment
AZChristian October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 Any time we see Byrd working a crossword puzzle on his clipboard. 1 2 Link to comment
Quof October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 "I did not serve ___ years in college, law school to settle your dispute about blenders and dishes, pffttt." And I've lost track of how many years she went to school, but it changes each time she says it. 3 Link to comment
how55 October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 Think we're tired of "they don't keep me hear 'cause I'm beautiful" because it gets played constantly on JJ Classic. 2 Link to comment
SnarkyTart October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 (edited) You know how you can tell when a teenager is lying? His lips are moving! Are you trying to talk over me? You're not going to talk over me because this is MY playpen! You're not listening! Put on your listening ears! (Accompanied by the dual hand gestures of screwing a lightbulb into both of her ears) Edited October 13, 2014 by SnarkyTart 3 Link to comment
sorrynotsorry October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 Take your hands out of your pockets. Stand on your own two feet. Uncross your arms! 1 Link to comment
teebax October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 Double Talk. As in, "Don't double-talk me" (usually said whenever JJ doesn't understand something). Speaking of whenever, we should add: whenever a litigant uses "whenever" when it should be "when" 1 Link to comment
ZaldamoWilder October 15, 2014 Share October 15, 2014 JJ: "How many payments did you make?" Litigant: Um.. JJ: Um is not an answer! IKEA has a 6 pack of shot glasses for $2.99. Let me know when ya'll are ready. 5 Link to comment
LekoBoy October 16, 2014 Share October 16, 2014 That's a bunch of who shot John. Ba-loh-ney. Are you under the influence of any prescribed medication? Pit bulls are dangerous because of the way their jaws are built. 1 Link to comment
ZaldamoWilder October 16, 2014 Share October 16, 2014 That's a bunch of who shot John. Ba-loh-ney. Are you under the influence of any prescribed medication? Pit bulls are dangerous because of the way their jaws are built. bwahahahahahaaa!! I say this every time I get the opportunity. My 15 year old thinks I'm the coolest. *snort* Link to comment
SandyToes October 23, 2014 Share October 23, 2014 Sigh. Dear friends, I'm concerned we may have to remove "Craigslist" from the list. We may all die of liver poisoning.... Link to comment
Rosemadder October 23, 2014 Share October 23, 2014 Irregardless, I don't want to hear you say 'basically' again!! 2 Link to comment
ItsHelloPattiagain October 24, 2014 Share October 24, 2014 How about we take a shot whenever somebody without a valid license buys a car. . . . . . or buys a car in somebody else's name to avoid SOMETHING. . . . . . . 1 Link to comment
momtoall October 25, 2014 Share October 25, 2014 (edited) ... or their insurance lapsed the day of or the day before the accident and they were unaware of they didn't have coverage. Edited October 25, 2014 by momtoall 1 Link to comment
DebbieW October 26, 2014 Share October 26, 2014 God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason. 1 Link to comment
how55 October 27, 2014 Share October 27, 2014 How about we take a shot whenever somebody without a valid license buys a car. . . . . . or buys a car in somebody else's name to avoid SOMETHING. . . . . . . ... or the phone w/the relevant texts/pictures, what have you broke or fell in the toilet or was otherwise replaced just last week. 2 Link to comment
AngelaHunter October 29, 2014 Share October 29, 2014 When someone says "I don't have (the evidence upon which my whole case rests) on me/with me TODAY." 2 Link to comment
One Tough Cookie October 29, 2014 Share October 29, 2014 (edited) But your honor, I'm a SINGLE MOTHER {with a pause hoping for angels to sing} I don't care if you are a DOUBLE MOTHER OR just a plain WHO CARES?????? Edited October 29, 2014 by One More Time 3 Link to comment
SnarkyTart October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 just a plain WHO CARES?????? For as often as JJ shrieks "Who cares???" it may deserve its own entry in the drinking game. 1 Link to comment
ZaldamoWilder October 30, 2014 Share October 30, 2014 (edited) "I always wanted to be 5"6", life's not fair" "uncross your arms" {{points to witness bench}} who uh you? {{then points to podium}} (this I have to admit I get a special kick out of because she says it the same way my best friend's boss' wife sounds when introducing herself): I'm Mrs. Rubin, and you? who uh you? I die. lol. Edited October 30, 2014 by ZaldamoWilder 2 Link to comment
MrsEVH November 1, 2014 Share November 1, 2014 Irregardless, I don't want to hear you say 'basically' again!! She also says "Not basically" (whenever they start a sentence with basically). Winners say "Justice was served" while losers say "it is what it is". 1 Link to comment
ZaldamoWilder November 4, 2014 Share November 4, 2014 Well what it is this week was an escape goat. An escape goat. I kid you not. LMAO!!!!!! I see what you did there squash ;-) Wait, there's no such thing as an escape goat? Then....what kind of animal do you properly place the blame on? 1 Link to comment
ZaldamoWilder November 5, 2014 Share November 5, 2014 Ha you still blame the goat but the word I think he wanted was scapegoat. It comes from the biblical sense of placing sins on a sacrificed lamb. I have no idea how it morphed into escape with that litigant. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! I know babe, I was being silly. I love that you broke that down for me though lol. That's awesome!!! Link to comment
SpringTulips November 7, 2014 Share November 7, 2014 (edited) "Did you think you were coming to a tea dance?" when someone doesn't bring their evidence. also "There is something wrong with you." Edited November 7, 2014 by SpringTulips 1 Link to comment
MrsEVH November 8, 2014 Share November 8, 2014 (edited) "I believe" (nobody's ever sure, they always "believe") UM is not an answer! (my favorite) . There's a youtube montage for this one. Edited November 8, 2014 by MrsEVH 1 Link to comment
Trini November 10, 2014 Author Share November 10, 2014 Drink when there's a closeup of "JJ's" hand pointing to some highlighted text. Link to comment
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