Quotes: "I'm In Charge Of Black Stuff?"

[paulvdb]

Bow to Dre: "Going to the Sunken Place didn't get you out of grocery shopping and it's not gonna get you out of this conversation."

[meep.meep]

Dre: My little girl? She's gone.
Charlie, excitedly: DIANE?!?!

 

Jack: We know you hated it. I looked into the crowd and saw your faces where your iPhones should have been. Hurtful.

[Arcadiasw]

Ruby: I’m what they really want.

Dre tells Pops to not eat on his couch unless he can afford it.  Pops: Take me to court.  (Later) I spilled my dinner on your couch.

Edited May 16, 2018 by Arcadiasw

[Gothish520]

One of my favorite lines ever:

Dre, to Bow: Your childhood was lawless, almost feral...

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Jack: You’re saying Boat Trip is about Ben Carson?

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Janine: Eggnog? 
Charlie: What's in it?
Janine: Heavy cream, egg yolks, sugar, and rum.
Charlie: So I'm drinking cake?
Janine: Yeah.
Charlie: What a fantastic white idea.

[Empress1]

Bow: "Our kids are two blocks from a ho stroll!"

[Empress1]

Ruby: "You know, your father could never play the game. That's how he ended up dating a string of useless chicken heads."

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Dre: Gift giving is one of the most important ways of expressing love.
Ruby: Yeah, well, so are shared experiences, quiet times together, and working your way through the kama sutra.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Dre: Fact - being a teenager is dumb. Look at this one trying to close the deal wearing his grandpa's fishing vest.

Dre: Do you even know what happened to Amelia?
Rainbow: I don't have time to waste on a part-time doula dog walker from San Bernardino with a Red Hot Chili Pepper tramp stamp who doesn't talk to her sister. I'm a doctor. I save lives!

Rainbow: So you get it. Dre doesn't understand.
Principal: Your husband doesn't understand not to park in a handicapped spot. How's he supposed to understand this?
Rainbow: Finally, someone hears me.

Dre: Why is [Janine] here?
Jack: You said to handle the situation, and I thought, "How do people handle problems these days?" Crowdfunding.
Dre: I told you guys to figure this out for yourselves.
Junior: We figured out how much it would cost to have someone else fix it, and we felt like it was a waste of our resources to use our own money.
Jack: And now you can crowdfund anything. Want a limo for prom?
Junior: Crowdfund it.
Jack: Want to make a mixtape after being wrongly convicted on gun charges?
Junior: Crowdfund it.
Ruby: What if your deacon was caught running a Ponzi scheme and has to be bailed out of jail?
Jack & Junior: Crowdfund it.

Dre: Are looking up your ex-best friend? 
Rainbow: Yes. She just became friends with CVS on Facebook. Who does that?

Rainbow: This isn't about me and this long-receipt-loving whore, Amelia.

Diane: You're Dr. Rainbow Johnson. You hold people's lives in your hands while supporting five children - six if you count dad. 

[A.Ham]

Dre being Dre

High school principal: You said you weren’t bringing him.

Rainbow: He said he wasn’t coming.

It was all in the delivery.

[monkeypox]

Pops: I found a random pill on the floor, and I may have taken it.

Rainbow: What color was it?

Pops: Red - blue? I can't remember.

 

Take the red pill, Pops!!!