Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

He’s going to bore a child? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tennie's biological clock is ticking. You might think it was on pause given that she has two wonderful children, but making sure Rob feels tied to her is more important. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

These people have a summer waterpark pass and are spending money going bowling??  I thought they were trying to be fiscally responsible?

Aw, you're adorable. I love and cherish your belief in your fellow human beings. 

And seriously? Bowling? No ax throwing bar in this one horse town?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tennie needs to speak to Juju about high risk pregnancies.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Teenie’s kids are so much smarter than she is.

To be fair, a blender is probably smarter than Tennie.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Tennie:  Yes, I want a baby.  Did you know that I have to get a job if I don't get pregnant asap?

[Pepper Mostly]

Her biological clock is ticking. Girl. You are THIRTY TWO. That is hardly one foot in the obstetrical grave. Get. Over. Yourself. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

There goes Troy walking down the road again.  At least he's getting his 10,000 steps in...

[Eldemarge]

I actually went to the doctor this week about getting my tubes tied.  These people need to get into the new trend!

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

And seriously? Bowling? No ax throwing bar in this one horse town?

I think that the little guy doesn't meet the height requirements for ax throwing, yet.

[JenE4]

 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tennie needs to speak to Juju about high risk pregnancies.

Tennie is trying to steal JuJu’s storyline! First everyone had a house fire. Now everyone is dying in childbirth. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Thinking of private conversations that are foolishly had in public, five times recently I have been near someone telling someone either on the phone or loudly in person about an issue with their scrotum or testicles.  I actually told the guy talking outside my window to go see a doctor rather than telling his coworker about the lump on his balls. Then there was the 50-ish guy in the orthopedist's waiting room on the phone with his mother, explaining that he has some kind of fungal growth on his scrotum. Note he was not seeing a doctor for that issue.  Things you should not share in public. 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, JenE4 said:

 

Tennie is trying to steal JuJu’s storyline! First everyone had a house fire. Now everyone is dying in childbirth. 

It's like the pioneer days all over again!

 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh I can't with that Annie wig ... mama no 

[Gobi]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

It's like the pioneer days all over again!

 

Love on the Oregon Trail After Lockup.

[Empress1]

That headband dreadlock wig is KILLING ME.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Britney will decorate the apartment with klass and understatement.

[Eldemarge]

Brittany has lots of plans for Kerok's future income.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

For being 23, Britney has spent a lot of time dreaming about a fancy wedding and a bougie apartment. Guess that was her focus while in prison. Kerok learned a trade. Britney dreamed about spending money. 

[mytmo]

The Bret Michaels wig headband combo dred style

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I have $10K in restitution due, but getting the job is OUT of the question.”

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Thinking of private conversations that are foolishly had in public, five times recently I have been near someone telling someone either on the phone or loudly in person about an issue with their scrotum or testicles.  I actually told the guy talking outside my window to go see a doctor rather than telling his coworker about the lump on his balls. Then there was the 50-ish guy in the orthopedist's waiting room on the phone with his mother, explaining that he has some kind of fungal growth on his scrotum. Note he was not seeing a doctor for that issue.  Things you should not share in public. 

Oh my god, and I thought having recently released cons ask to borrow my phone was bad! How did you contain yourself??

[Keywestclubkid]

Britney is a freaking MORON 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

That headband dreadlock wig is KILLING ME.

Mama Kerok had cancer so I give her a pass on all wig choices. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m sure Britney will decorate the apartment with klass and understatement.

I find myself thinking of Scarface meets Goodfellas. 

[Empress1]

Britney, girl, what?

[SemiCharmedLife]

OMG!  Britney could be off probation by now if they had taken all that money they lost waiting for approval and paid her fines.  She's too good to be a waitress.  Egads!

[Gobi]

$10K owed in restitution? She's never getting off probation.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Britney, you need to work. You. Need. To. Work. You need money for goods and services. That is how life works in the US. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

It's like the pioneer days all over again!

 

Next season, everyone will be contracting diptheria or scarlet fever. 

[MagicEyes]

Why is Bianca wearing a pillowcase as a top? 

[JenE4]

What world is Brittany living in?!?! I have a certain way I want to live, but I refuse to get a job, go to school, or pay my restitution get off parole!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bianca:

Said: I missed you so much.

Implied: Let's go get drunk! 

Edited 9 hours ago by PrincessPurrsALot

[Gobi]

"I'll be back. Start the foreplay without me."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca: Let’s stop for a cocktail or three before heading to the apartment.

[Empress1]

“I don’t need to work, except I owe ten grand.” Ten grand isn’t even THAT much. Like, if they can live off Kerok’s HVAC jobs, she could pay that back fast. Britney’s looking really lazy right now.

Also if moving is that important to her, why wouldn’t she prioritize getting off probation?!

Edited 9 hours ago by Empress1

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

OMG!  Britney could be off probation by now if they had taken all that money they lost waiting for approval and paid her fines.  She's too good to be a waitress.  Egads!

She is making me really, really mad. Girl. The rest of us have to work and pay our bills. You are not so special and precious that you can't fucking work. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, called it.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I wonder if any of these ex-cons fall for their soulmate's friends?  Daniel would be better off with literally anybody other than Bianca.

[Gobi]

"I'll have a double cran vodka with a scotch chaser. And leave the bottle."

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

$10K owed in restitution? She's never getting off probation.

Well a least we know she's not paying that back. She won't have money for hair, fingernails, lashes you know the important stuff.  Besides Kerok takes care of her just fine. She doesn't need to work 

[Keywestclubkid]

he has to LIVE with the loon that is her .. acting like hes some kept man is ridiculously stupid on her friends part 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

We're not surprised Daniel is not fully committing. We've met Bianca. The only commitment she should have is to a convent where they never speak. 

[Red Bridey]

Britney is a compete and utter bitch. Kerok is realizing he might have made yet another bad decision in picking her. When your family is teling her she needs to get a JOB and she isn't listening, that shows a fundamental lack of respect.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel, just tell her you lost the ring and can’t afford a replacement.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I wonder if any of these ex-cons fall for their soulmate's friends?  Daniel would be better off with literally anybody other than Bianca.

Well, if Louie goes through with it and marries Melissa, maybe he will find Brenda. She's a good woman, and she knows the harm that drinking can do. She's been teetotal for years, ever since her first husband Jed had one too many PBRs and crashed the Honda. 

[Eldemarge]

Lol "You crossed a line" says Joey as he pulls out of the driveway in a vehicle she paid for.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Well a least we know she's not paying that back. She won't have money for hair, fingernails, lashes you know the important stuff.  Besides Kerok takes care of her just fine. She doesn't need to work 

How much was she spending on her nails again?  I remember it was something outrageous.  Which is also crazy, since she obviously can do them herself.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We're not surprised Daniel is not fully committing. We've met Bianca. The only commitment she should have is to a convent where they never speak. 

DEAD

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

he has to LIVE with the loon that is her .. acting like hes some kept man is ridiculously stupid on her friends part 

Especially since he's working and she's not. Her settlement money will run out at some point. 

I assume he's staying because of the show. Is he also paroled to her place? 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

“I don’t need to work, except I owe ten grand.” Ten grand isn’t even THAT much. Like, if they can live off Kerok’s HVAC jobs, she could pay that back fast. Britney’s looking really lazy right now.

More inmate logic.