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S05.E02: Death Trap

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I don't know a lot about Jenna but was I watching her crack out? She looked super skittish to me, I couldn't be sure because she was throwing me off with her "hey take me seriously" glasses.

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This is wrong, I know, but when Jenna said something like "no one f's with me" my first thought was that a whole lot of people had & a whole lot of people have watched it. She's hard to watch mired in her messed up delusional ranting.

Poor Nikki doesn't want to be bothered by the adoring masses & wants to get down to real life with her honey. So she goes on a TV show to talk it through. I think the edit of her as all drama was probably spot on.

Juan Pablo is looking like the prick that so many thought he was. I was in the probably/maybe camp, but didn't care that he didn't propose. I got the distinct impression he would screw Jenna in a sweet second if he could, just so he could talk about it.

The Jersey Shore couple seems almost normal. Wow. Having never seen the show, but heard the trashy gossip, I expected worse.

The Dick dude's girlfriend is beautiful & did she say she was 41? Why she's even still taking to him is a mystery. Did she want to be on TV that badly? Did they have some pact where she agreed to go even though they split? The mind boggles.

Having been in therapy off & on for years with various therapists & having participated in group therapy as well sometimes I'm overwhelmed at the bogus nature of this "therapy". I started to count the obvious instances of unprofessionalism but grew tired quickly. Dr. Jenn is a joke. Her cursing makes me wish someone would carry around a spray bottle full of water & spray her every time she curses.

My secret desire: bring back Courtney, with or without Doug, & let her interact with Jenna. That would be reality gold.

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I read Jenna's book years ago, she's had a fucked up life from birth. So I try to be compassionate and empathetic but she's making it hard.

She was definitely wasted. From what I hear now she's hooked on opiates but she's been hooked on one thing or another for most of her life. She simply trades one addiction for another.

I think deep down she has a good heart but she's just so damaged that it doesn't come out. This show isn't going to do it but I hope she can get some real help one day and get her life together. I've always thought that she'll be one who dies young due to drugs.

I've also thought, from her book that her true heart lies with women, not men. I think she's been her most content when in a relationship with a woman.

I just pulled her book off my shelf, I'm going to read it again. I recommend it, its a great read.

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Jenna was totally wasted when she was having her fight with her boyfriend. She was slurring her words and her mouth was hanging open. 

She looked like the "Scream" mask to me.

I, too, was chuckling as Nikki lamented her life in the public eye, while appearing on another reality show... high-larious.

 

And I am completely obsessed with Jenna's boyfriend's ears. WTF happened there?? He has no "ear folds". They are like flaps on the sides of his head. Take away that and the weird hair, and he's actually kind of cute in a Chris Pratt way. But he's still not Chris Pratt, to be perfectly clear. LE SIGH.

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Too bad when these "celebs" sign the release papers, TPTB can't slip in a section about "I agree to a permanent sterilization procedure".  These people should not be procreating.  And for the participants past their child bearing years, have them consent to leave their bodies to science...then immediately have all that DNA destroyed so future scientists can't clone or reanimate these poor excuses of humanity. 

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@Maharincess: I've never read her book, but I did seen an ETrue Hollywood story with her a few years ago, I think it was right around the time she wrote her book. I really liked her, she came off as intelligent and strong; realistic about her past, hopeful about her future. It's a shame to see what she's become-so much (more) plastic surgery, and her relationship with Tito was a nightmare.

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I read Jenna's book when it came out too. I agree with the above comment that she may be more cut out to be with women than with men. Her lesbian relationships, at least those detailed in the book, seemed to bring her much more happiness.

I also think she's been back on the meth for quite a while now. It's sad.

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Jenna was clearly on drugs the entire time. Why is that seemingly sober guy with her and how did they let her come on this show? Don't they have any morals whatsoever? But it's hilarious how even on drugs she had Juan Pablo's number after 5 minutes. She's obviously not stupid. (Unlike Nikki.)

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The plastic surgeon who did Dick's eyes really must have hated him.

And someone should ask how he managed to close all ten fingers into a car door at once. Where is Joan Rivers' "OH GROW UP" when you need it?

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I did not and will not watch this show after the mess that was Farrah Abraham, but who told the guy in the pic above with Jenna Jameson that his shirt was 1) true, and 2) a good idea? Because, dude, it's neither. Burn it.

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The plastic surgeon who did Dick's eyes really must have hated him.

 

Everyone hates him.

 

If you showed me two pictures, one of Deena and one of Mrs. Dick, and asked me which one was 41 and which one was 27? I wouldn't get it right on my third try.

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I'm a Bachelor watcher so I am solely tuning in for Nikki/JP. Wow Nikki is INSUFFERABLE. Makes those BTS rumors about her being a bitch seem more real every day. Juan Pablo is still a douche but that's nothing new. Deena and her bf seem sweet and I have no clue what that woman with "Evil Dick" is doing. She is pretty, seems sane and nice, so WTF lady?!? And Jenna was high as hell. Her bf seems nice.

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Wow Nikki is INSUFFERABLE. Makes those BTS rumors about her being a bitch seem more real every day.

 

I know! And I like their revisionist history on why everybody hates Juan Pablo. It's not because he didn't propose or say "I love you." There was that little conversation with Clare where it became very obvious that he's just a dick.

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I'm also watching because of The Bachelor.  I never understood why the women in the house disliked Nikki so much.  I'm starting to get it.  I already thought that Juan Pablo was a douchebag, so my opinion of him hasn't changed at all.

 

I get a kick out of watching Juan Pablo and Nikki when they're being interviewed or talking to Dr. Jenn.  When Juan Pablo talks, Nikki looks bummed.  When Nikki talks about being unhappy, Juan Pablo lights up.

 

Jenna Jameson is crazy.  At some point she's going to have a huge blow-out with someone.  My guess is Juan Pablo.

 

Jenna's also horrifying looking.  I have to admit, when Dick made that crack about "when she used to be hot," I laughed.

 

Stephanie deserves better than Dick, and John deserves better than Jenna.  Maybe Stephanie and John should get together?

 

I think the only couple that has a chance is Deena and Chris.  They seem sweet, and neither of them seems to be too messed up.

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@Maharincess: I've never read her book, but I did seen an ETrue Hollywood story with her a few years ago, I think it was right around the time she wrote her book. I really liked her, she came off as intelligent and strong; realistic about her past, hopeful about her future. It's a shame to see what she's become-so much (more) plastic surgery, and her relationship with Tito was a nightmare.
I saw that also, and was impressed with how smart and savvy and together she seemed to be. I was really taken aback by what she is now.

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I'm also watching because of The Bachelor.  I never understood why the women in the house disliked Nikki so much.  I'm starting to get it.  I already thought that Juan Pablo was a douchebag, so my opinion of him hasn't changed at all.

 

Well, the proven bitches all liked Nikki so. I think it's telling that a sweet girl like Renee isn't close to Nikki, Andi or Kelly T. but half of the girls from the show went to her wedding. So to me, her being miserable with One Pablo is fine. They both deserve each other.

 

I did not and will not watch this show after the mess that was Farrah Abraham, but who told the guy in the pic above with Jenna Jameson that his shirt was 1) true, and 2) a good idea? Because, dude, it's neither. Burn it.

 

I know! WTF happened?! How sad.

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Well, the proven bitches all liked Nikki so. I think it's telling that a sweet girl like Renee isn't close to Nikki, Andi or Kelly T. but half of the girls from the show went to her wedding. So to me, her being miserable with One Pablo is fine. They both deserve each other.

 

 

I know! WTF happened?! How sad.

What are "proven?"

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Stephanie deserves better than Dick, and John deserves better than Jenna.  Maybe Stephanie and John should get together?

 

 

 

 

I think that would be most good. John needs someone logical, and Stephanie clearly has the patience of 3,000 saints.

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I have to say I am kind of surprised to learn Tito cheated on Jenna. I would think if anyone can please a man it'd be her. At least in the bedroom. I read her book when it came out and I thought she came across well. I would read it again to refresh, but I don't know what happened to my copy. Anyway, she did look high upon arrival, and I was also surprised to see all her ink. I dunno how recent it is, but she's one of those "celebs" I don't really seek out so I dunno. I also assume she's left the porn industry (as an actress anyway) but I have no idea how long ago.


Lastly, Treach's girl seems kind of homely. Something about her appearance just strikes me as unfortunate.

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