Kailyn: Kail Smash!

[Mkay]

7 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

rotflmao @ LICKMYCHINSRYAN

These usernames kill me. 

Thanks @Mkay

You’re welcome. :) I couldn’t sleep last night and scrolled through way more comments and tweets than I’d like to admit.  

[GreatKazu]

Hope you get some sleep tonight.

I swear, I can hear Kanal's bitchy tone as I read that tweet of hers responding about her fat ass. She posted laughing emojis! You know what that means...???

Edited March 7, 2018 by GreatKazu

[Mkay]

2 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Hope you get some sleep tonight.

I swear, I can hear Kanal's bitchy tone as I read that tweet of hers responding about her fat ass. She posted laughing emojis! You know what that means...???

 

Hahaha yup

 

thank you.  Me too!!

Edited March 7, 2018 by Mkay

[MaggieG]

Her boobs are gigantic in that pic with Leah. 

[Mkay]

Kail and Leah just went skydiving (and it looks like MTV filmed). It was posted on Snapchat so hopefully someone will find it on twitter and post it on here. I know @druzy will be on it .  ?? After 2:30ish I’m usually not on as much.  

[druzy]

1 minute ago, Mkay said:

Kail and Leah just went skydiving (and it looks like MTV filmed). It was posted on Snapchat so hopefully someone will find it on twitter and post it on here. I know @druzy will be on it .  ?? After 2:30ish I’m usually not on as much.  

I hope someone tweets it because I have no clue when it comes to Snapchat!

[FairyDusted]

Leah actually looked healthy in her bathing suits. Color me surprised. Kwale must have shared her pizza.  

[heatherchandler]

On 3/6/2018 at 12:48 PM, Mkay said:

 

This entire twitter thread.  Hahaha

Oooh what is it?  I can't click since I am at work!!

[Mkay]

5 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

Oooh what is it?  I can't click since I am at work!!

It was the picture of Kail’s suspended liscense that was posted a few pages back.  After a few comments Chris told them they made a good point. Haha

[heatherchandler]

3 minutes ago, Mkay said:

It was the picture of Kail’s suspended liscense that was posted a few pages back.  After a few comments Chris told them they made a good point. Haha

Oh that's awesome - thank you MKAY!!

[charmed1]

No, Kail. You do not have a huge ass. Janet Jackson has a big ass. Tracee Ellis Ross has a big ass. Theirs are “real and they’re fantastic.” Your ass came by assembly, hun. Which is why it looks like a droopy diaper, just like Farrah’s and queen porn star, Kim Kardashian’s. Don’t try to sit up here and front like you got big booty girl problems. You’re not in the club. Have a great day.

[Birdee]

56 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Kail and Leah just went skydiving (and it looks like MTV filmed). It was posted on Snapchat so hopefully someone will find it on twitter and post it on here. I know @druzy will be on it .  ?? After 2:30ish I’m usually not on as much.  

Here's a twitter pic. And Kail looks YUGE compared to tiny little Leah.

[Tatum]

16 minutes ago, Birdee said:

Here's a twitter pic. And Kail looks YUGE compared to tiny little Leah.

They look like the number 10 standing like that.

[Mkay]

35 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

Oh that's awesome - thank you MKAY!!

You’re welcome.

[Mkay]

24 minutes ago, Birdee said:

Here's a twitter pic. And Kail looks YUGE compared to tiny little Leah.

Hahaha She tweeted she wants a breast reduction but not the surgery. 

[Tatum]

Does Kail have breast implants? I thought she had. Or did she just have some sort of "lift" surgery?

From what I remember, either implants are the #1 most painful cosmetic surgery and a reduction is #2, or they are flipped around, but either way, pretty painful. But Kail, if you're overweight and large breasted, you might want to consider what losing some weight might do to your breast size. A painful surgery might actually not be necessary.

[ghoulina]

5 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Kanal's left breast looks bigger than the other one. Did she get larger ones? 

It does! It reminds me of when I was nursing my babies. After they fed on one side the other side would be a lot more engorged and I looked lopsided. 

[Mkay]

1 hour ago, Tatum said:

Does Kail have breast implants? I thought she had. Or did she just have some sort of "lift" surgery?

From what I remember, either implants are the #1 most painful cosmetic surgery and a reduction is #2, or they are flipped around, but either way, pretty painful. But Kail, if you're overweight and large breasted, you might want to consider what losing some weight might do to your breast size. A painful surgery might actually not be necessary.

She had a lift.  She says she is a DDD now.  She’s getting angry about the tweets saying she needs a reduction. 

A few tweets: 

Edited March 7, 2018 by Mkay

[Booger666]

I think the boob job was one of her first surgeries.  The pic of her with Javi is shocking given how different she looks now.

[FlowerofCarnage]

Javi really is pathetic! 

[Mkay]

36 minutes ago, Booger666 said:

I think the boob job was one of her first surgeries.  The pic of her with Javi is shocking given how different she looks now.

She got the breast lift when she got her BBL with Dr Miami.  She looks much better in that picture with Javi. 

 

I weighed 98 pounds all through high school with no boobs. Barely enough to fill an A cup. Desperately wanted boobs. Ha Got Pregnant. Weighed 138 when I gave birth. Still didn’t gain much up top.  Lost weight, gained weight.  Here we are almost 12 yrs later. Still no boob job and I am in a DD. Where the crap did these come from?? Same with Kail.  I’m no Kail fan. Believe me. But her weight gains, ups and downs. That pic in black is a few months after her boob lift/butt surgery before getting pregnant with Lux. Then she got pregnant and that breast left went south.  Literally. 

Edited March 8, 2018 by Mkay

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Javi really is pathetic! 

It reads like he is letting Kail know she has no flaws. Unless I missed something. 

That photo of those two is when she was at her best. She looks real healthy there and actually looks radiant and glowing. 

Kail's breasts probably got bigger due to her pregnancy, however, I wouldn't put it past her that she had more fat injected into them after having the fat taken out from her belly area. 

Now, she wants a reduction. This girl just does things on impulse without any thought only to end up regretting her choices. She gets plastic surgery and then regrets it. That is not the kind of thing you just do on a whim. It is your health!! Impulse choices with her include marriage, pregnancies, new homes, new cars, new dick, tattoos. 

[Emkat]

She looks like a baby in that pic with Javi! Wow!

[FlowerofCarnage]

2 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

It reads like he is letting Kail know she has no flaws. Unless I missed something. 

That photo of those two is when she was at her best. She looks real healthy there and actually looks radiant and glowing. 

Kail's breasts probably got bigger due to her pregnancy, however, I wouldn't put it past her that she had more fat injected into them after having the fat taken out from her belly area. 

Now, she wants a reduction. This girl just does things on impulse without any thought only to end up regretting her choices. She gets plastic surgery and then regrets it. That is not the kind of thing you just do on a whim. It is your health!! Impulse choices with her include marriage, pregnancies, new homes, new cars, new dick, tattoos. 

I read it as he will do anything to stay relevant in the Teen Mom world even if it means kissing his ex-wife's ass. I know the money is nice, but damn, have some pride! Lol

[GreatKazu]

29 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

I read it as he will do anything to stay relevant in the Teen Mom world even if it means kissing his ex-wife's ass. I know the money is nice, but damn, have some pride! Lol

Ahhh I see. True dat.

[Tatum]

Kail looks really good in that picture with Javi. Damn she's lazy. Hey Kail, you're what, 25? Losing weight is never going to be easier than it is right now. I get that it might be easier to bounce back after the first pregnancy than the third, but damn, have you even tried? Or do you just run straight to the plastic surgeon?

[Scarlett45]

16 hours ago, Birdee said:

Here's a twitter pic. And Kail looks YUGE compared to tiny little Leah.

Leah is tiny-super tiny. Probably 5’1 and a size zero. (Nothing wrong with being naturally tiny, I think Leah looks healthy here not sickly)

IMO this is a good picture of Kailyn- the outfit is appropriate for what they are doing, her pants FIT HER and aren’t injuring her labia, she is smiling- she looks a million times better than in her “outfits”. She does need a better bra, but I think with pregnancy and nursing her breast size has been fluxuating and that’s perfecting normal. Kailyn is VILE for her behavior but I never thought she was bad looking. 

Edited March 8, 2018 by Scarlett45

[Tatum]

2 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

Leah is tiny-super tiny. Probably 5’1 and a size zero. (Nothing wrong with being naturally tiny, I think Leah looks healthy here not sickly)

IMO this is a good picture of Kailyn- the outfit is appropriate for what they are doing, her pants FIT HER and aren’t injuring her labia, she is smiling- she looks a million times better than in her “outfits”. She does need a better bra, but I think with pregnancy and nursing her breast size has been fluxiatijng and that’s perfecting normal. Kailyn is VILE for her behavior but I never thought she was bad looking. 

The pants are a nice change. The tshirt is too tight, but maybe the straps are causing that.

[Mkay]

23 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

Leah is tiny-super tiny. Probably 5’1 and a size zero. (Nothing wrong with being naturally tiny, I think Leah looks healthy here not sickly)

IMO this is a good picture of Kailyn- the outfit is appropriate for what they are doing, her pants FIT HER and aren’t injuring her labia, she is smiling- she looks a million times better than in her “outfits”. She does need a better bra, but I think with pregnancy and nursing her breast size has been fluxuating and that’s perfecting normal. Kailyn is VILE for her behavior but I never thought she was bad looking. 

Oh remember, she wrote a big long q&a blog how she never wears bras.  Only yoga bras or shorts with built in cami bras.  No bras for Kail.  ?

[Scarlett45]

4 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Oh remember, she wrote a big long q&a blog how she never wears bras.  Only yoga bras or shorts with built in cami bras.  No bras for Kail.  ?

No. Just no. That’s not acceptable. As a chesty woman who loves bras I don’t understand ?. 

[Mkay]

From her blog: 

 

[Mkay]

 

[druzy]

@Mkay Is that how they almost died? I think Kanal tweeted something about them almost dying.

[GreatKazu]

Kanal, it is a MERMAID cave, not a MANATEE cave. How I wish your ass would have gotten stuck in that hole. 

@druzy I think Leah was referring to them swimming in the ocean. 

[Mkay]

34 minutes ago, druzy said:

@Mkay Is that how they almost died? I think Kanal tweeted something about them almost dying.

No. That was in a wave.  They posted a few pictures and video on snap. There was even an article but no real description of what really happened.

Pics in this article.

https://okmagazine.com/photos/kailyn-lowry-twitter-hawaii-with-leah-almost-died/ 

lucky for us Go pro caught Kail in the moment. 

 

Edited March 8, 2018 by Mkay

[druzy]

Thanks @GreatKazu and @Mkay!

It seems like they are on a never ending vacation.

[GreatKazu]

1 minute ago, druzy said:

Thanks @GreatKazu and @Mkay!

It seems like they are on a never ending vacation.

Yeah. Hard to believe Kanal is breast-feeding since she is not with Lux long enough. How much you wanna bet she stopped breast-feeding long ago? That trip she took to Miami a few months ago is when I suspect the breast-feeding stopped. 

[Mkay]

6 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Yeah. Hard to believe Kanal is breast-feeding since she is not with Lux long enough. How much you wanna bet she stopped breast-feeding long ago? That trip she took to Miami a few months ago is when I suspect the breast-feeding stopped. 

She sure talked about it non stop with Lincoln and even went to sit in and walks and what ever she could for breast feeding. She hasn’t said or made a peep about it with Lux.  

[GreatKazu]

10 minutes ago, Mkay said:

She sure talked about it non stop with Lincoln and even went to sit in and walks and what ever she could for breast feeding. She hasn’t said or made a peep about it with Lux.  

So true. 

[ghoulina]

13 hours ago, Emkat said:

She looks like a baby in that pic with Javi! Wow!

Like a totally different girl. I can't even remember her being that small. It's not just the weight. All the surgeries have just made her look bulky. She actually looks really sweet and pretty there. Now she's like a giant plastic brick. 

[Mkay]

11 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

Like a totally different girl. I can't even remember her being that small. It's not just the weight. All the surgeries have just made her look bulky. She actually looks really sweet and pretty there. Now she's like a giant plastic brick. 

So true. 

[3outta5]

4 hours ago, Scarlett45 said:

Leah is tiny-super tiny. Probably 5’1 and a size zero. (Nothing wrong with being naturally tiny, I think Leah looks healthy here not sickly)

IMO this is a good picture of Kailyn- the outfit is appropriate for what they are doing, her pants FIT HER and aren’t injuring her labia, she is smiling- she looks a million times better than in her “outfits”. She does need a better bra, but I think with pregnancy and nursing her breast size has been fluxuating and that’s perfecting normal. Kailyn is VILE for her behavior but I never thought she was bad looking. 

Who would have thought that would (and for her, should) become a requirement for pants?! I've always thought she was pretty - her tattoos killed that more than her surgeries for me, although all the PS sure didn't help...

[druzy]

[Mkay]

Yep. Chris is the dude from School texting Kail before the concert and it causes the big fight on camera.  Can’t believe she admitted a two yr affair!!! I’m sure she will justify this somehow. 

Edited March 8, 2018 by Mkay

[FlowerofCarnage]

More like two years of trying to get Chris to love her before she devised Operation: Trap Baby. 

[ghoulina]

"Together". She keeps using that word. I do not think she knows what it means. 

[CaliforniaLove]

3 hours ago, Mkay said:

No. That was in a wave.  They posted a few pictures and video on snap. There was even an article but no real description of what really happened.

Pics in this article.

https://okmagazine.com/photos/kailyn-lowry-twitter-hawaii-with-leah-almost-died/ 

lucky for us Go pro caught Kail in the moment. 

 

The caption isn't funny (but I'd be willing to bet a lot more dramatic than what actually transpired), but this image is giving me the LOLs, even more so than if I was going to bed now!

[Tatum]

53 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

"Together". She keeps using that word. I do not think she knows what it means. 

Haha, Kail has dating math like my college roommate. She'd sleep with a guy, and then hook up with him occasionally after that, usually after last call at the bar, for several months on end, until they either got sick of each other or one of them entered into a legit relationship and could no longer participate in booty calls. No shade, I did the same thing. But whenever his name would come up and another friend would say, hey, whatever happened to that Jeff guy who met up with us at the bar that one night? She'd be all like, "oh we dated for like 6 months (ie they first hooked up in November and their 4th and final hookup was late May), but it petered out. I'm seeing someone else now." It always made me laugh. For a girl who frequently compared herself to Samantha on Sex and the City, she sure did like to finesse the nature of her hookups.

[Mkay]

1 hour ago, CaliforniaLove said:

The caption isn't funny (but I'd be willing to bet a lot more dramatic than what actually transpired), but this image is giving me the LOLs, even more so than if I was going to bed now!

???

[Mkay]

I also want to point out that Hold My foot Jo’s picture is of Kail almost dying in Hawaii.  

Edited March 8, 2018 by Mkay