Lockup Fashion: Clothes, Hair, and Foot Long Lashes

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The cons and con lovers make interesting fashion choices, from clothing that is shockingly horrible to highly flammable wigs to lashes so long you can feel the breeze from a blink a mile away to tacky, questionable tattoos.  Here's the place to capture some of these winning looks.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Our darling Shavel went from neon jumpsuits

To that's a little too matchy matchy with mom

To whatever the hell this is

It's see  through.  It has frayed denim panels that are much too small.  It's so short she is one wrong step from becoming the floor show. She has really upped her fashion game. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Boob sling alert

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Is it sleepwear? Is it a beach outfit?  Why does it exist in an adult size?  Juju never fails to find something odd to wear. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The beauty that is Raneka's lemon lime wig:

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Glorietta set the makeup gun to clown:

Hugh Hefner wannabe Mark

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Donna's housecoat and wooden spoon ensemble

[JenE4]

On 12/4/2023 at 4:29 PM, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Boob sling alert

I would like to request that someone please locate the construction worker jackets this lady and Montana Mills were wearing.

Plus, I need the elaborate bedazzled and graffitied jackets that Puppy and her beau were wearing.  

Please and thank you.

I cannot recall any of these people’s actual names to Google. But I think these two couples could have a multi-post “fashion off.” They each had many more insane matching outfits, but the two mentioned are my favorite looks.

[ReclinerTurnip]

From reddit with heading: Is this fashion or are they doing community service together?

[ReclinerTurnip]

did you mean these jackets for Puppy and Eric? (also reddit)

 

I can't remember the horrifying examples but the idea of this topic brings me so much delight - please people keep posting. 

 

[Elizzikra]

7 minutes ago, ReclinerTurnip said:

did you mean these jackets for Puppy and Eric? (also reddit)

 

I can't remember the horrifying examples but the idea of this topic brings me so much delight - please people keep posting. 

 

I wonder who kept them after they split?

I suck at this… somehow I cannot find a photo to post of Melissa’s cheerleader outfit. Although it’s not the worst thing anyone on this show has ever worn, it is sort of iconic in its way. It just… visually represents the irony of a late-30’s woman who constantly derides her boyfriend for a lack of maturity.

[JenE4]

14 minutes ago, ReclinerTurnip said:

did you mean these jackets for Puppy and Eric? (also reddit)

 

I can't remember the horrifying examples but the idea of this topic brings me so much delight - please people keep posting. 

 

 

2 hours ago, ReclinerTurnip said:

From reddit with heading: Is this fashion or are they doing community service together?

Yes! Those are the jackets! Thank you both! 

[DanaMB]

[Elizzikra]

Lisa and Stan win for bad "hair."

 

Edited December 7, 2023 by Elizzikra

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 hours ago, ReclinerTurnip said:

did you mean these jackets for Puppy and Eric? (also reddit)

 

I can't remember the horrifying examples but the idea of this topic brings me so much delight - please people keep posting. 

 

Won't someone think of the jackets?!?!?!

2 hours ago, DanaMB said:

She is trying so hard to not laugh at that blue suit.  He infamously asked, do I look like I would let a muthafucka use me? In that suit? Yes.

28 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Lisa and Stan win for bad "hair."

 

Medusa vs dead skunk. Who wore it better?

[ReclinerTurnip]

My favorite Shavel. 

 

Clipped from Youtube below: 

 

[Ladystardust]

So many great memories and inspiration for my fashion mood board. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Britney's outfit for visiting her grandmother and uncle. Yes, she is wearing clothes.  

 

Chance wore his best rags to meet up with Bobbo.

 

[Red Bridey]

I enjoy this so much! I am unable to use the technology you guys have, so I thank you all! Yes, Shavel has so much taste, all of it bad. I really had to look closely at Britt in that skin-colored body suit to confirm there was fabric. On what planet would you consider that an appropriate outfit to visit your abuela and your teenaged nephew? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I would like to celebrate Demondre's gold teeth.

 

[ReclinerTurnip]

It is getting a lot of attention so should enjoy a place in this collection. Hope from season 6:

 

[Keywestclubkid]

20 hours ago, ReclinerTurnip said:

It is getting a lot of attention so should enjoy a place in this collection. Hope from season 6:

 

reminder she was  2 hrs late to meet her prison boo at pickup because she was getting ready .... this is how she showed up... 

Edited August 7 by Keywestclubkid

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I was in a LAL mood today, so I started looking for some photos. Thought we might enjoy the memory of this clown's tattoos. This is the man that Chaz's totally skeeved out wife was still in love with. Seeing that artwork, I'm sure it was love at first sight. 

More photos of the greatest jackets ever made:

 

Edited August 15 by PrincessPurrsALot

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Food pyramid? Used for hypnosis? Just incredibly bad taste?

Chane's King Tut beard:

[JenE4]

2 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I was in a LAL mood today, so I started looking for some photos. Thought we might enjoy the memory of this clown's tattoos. This is the man that Chaz's totally skeeved out wife was still in love with. Seeing that artwork, I'm sure it was love at first sight. 

More photos of the greatest jackets ever made:

 

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you for getting photos of what I agree are the most eye-catching jackets I’ve ever seen in my life from all angles. I don’t know how this man convinced Puppy to dress like this, nor can I even begin to fathom what type of specialty boutique that they find their outfits at, but you can tell a true artiste went to town with a stud bedazzled and some pleather paint. It’s like if Fonzie starred in a post-apocalyptic roller-disco musical the early 1970s, with some Asian influences. There is just so much happening.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Maybe the jackets are supposed to deter them from doing heroin.  If Puppy nodded out in that jacket, she could injure herself. 

[Red Bridey]

Thank you thank you thank you! I never know what I am going to see when I notice there is new content here, but I know I will be appalled and delighted.