Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Keywestclubkid]

who said she was my Girlfriend lol ummm she did playa 

[Empress1]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

I think she said it caused changes to the pigment in her face in places?

You can see it on her hands - she’s lost some of the pigmentation. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I had a government job and they only used one type of pen that ran out in like ten mintues. We'd spend so much time trying to find a pen with ink.

I wish I could say that I’m surprised.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe not breast cancer (looks like Kerok had a mastectomy) but it might be the same gene that causes ovarian cancer, which could be a problem if Kerok still has them.

A trans friend just had an emergency hysterectomy because he'd ignored a nagging abdominal pain for too long. Turned out he had a (benign, thankfully) tumor on one ovary. Luckily he's OK but it was a scary thing. 

[kacesq]

Asonta is a jerk.

[Elizzikra]

Wouldn't that studded steering wheel cover be uncomfortable to drive?

[Keywestclubkid]

I'm the man in the relationship.. WTF does that mean? 

[kacesq]

Raneka is also an idiot.

[Ladystardust]

Even her bra straps are sparkly. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Wouldn't that studded steering wheel cover be uncomfortable to drive?

She's used to discomfort, what with the lashes and the nails and the wig and all. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I'm the man in the relationship.. WTF does that mean? 

I get to be a jackass? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raneka farmed the daughters out. Guess they’ll have to wait another day or two before their futures become better.

[Empress1]

This man just got out of prison, not a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, and he wants to be the boss of somebody? Boy, bye.

Edited September 16, 2023 by Empress1

[kacesq]

We don’t need to see this, Sharp. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

"sex with a woman". Is that on the bingo card???

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh I snagged Post-ts. My favorite Uniball pens, and many, many mechanical fine point pencils. I had a red Swingline stapler but I left it for my successor. I should have kept it. Twice a year I need to staple something. 

Yep Yep Yep and Yep. I have so much printer paper 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lying on a bag of garbage would be more comfortable than the typical prison bed.  It's not a ringing endorsement.

[Keywestclubkid]

I haven't had sex with a woman in 4 years  ... soooooooooo lil odd you had to specify what gender you haven't fucked 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA he dipped 

[kacesq]

Ooh another new couple…

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Raneka, please leave Asonta's tonsils in his throat.  Thanks!

[Gobi]

When do the pregnancy tests start?

Till next time.

[Ladystardust]

Aw, how nice of him to visit with his Auntie so soon!

Well, it's been fun! 

[OoogleEyes]

Nighty night pallys. I have some thinking to do.

Love you all, see you next week 

[WaltersHair]

Same bat time, same bat station,

[goofygirl]

Welp, I'm off to get my 5 inch nails done, so they'll match my 5 inch fake eyelashes.  Hope y'all have a great weekend!!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Aw, how nice of him to visit with his Auntie so soon!

Well, it's been fun! 

Close family relationships are his number one priority!

[SemiCharmedLife]

I can't wait to see how this season plays out.

Enjoy your weekend, bunkies!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, bunkies, it was a hell of a premiere. We laughed, we cried, we cringed. Till next week. Make sure your PO is in your contacts and charge your ankle monitor. Love you all loads, MWAH!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Have a good evening, everyone. L’Shanah Tovah to those who observe Rosh Hashanah. These last 90 minutes flew by! Back next week for more. See ya later, alligators.🐊🐊

Edited September 16, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Maybeitsme]

Ya know, even knowing how things end up this guy is a total asshat. Wake up Renika. Your girls deserve better

 

Later gaters, looks like plenty of good times ahead 

[Eldemarge]

Well I ate a pint of fake ice cream and now I'm going to browse online shopping.  I LOVE FRIDAY NIGHTS!  See ya later!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That's a wrap on episode 1.  New couples, old couples, and Louie from Lakeland with a few teeth left in his meth loving head. Auntie girlfriends. Heartbreakingly sweet moms.  And  then there's Donna - can't win 'em all! Wigs and lashes and nails, oh my!  It's going to be a good season!  

See you all next week for more fun with felons!

[lennon]

4 hours ago, goofygirl said:

Welp, I'm off to get my 5 inch nails done, so they'll match my 5 inch fake eyelashes.  Hope y'all have a great weekend!!

And the 5-inch diameter hoop earrings.

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S06.E02: Street Lies and P.I.'s

Quote

Louie’s mother draws a line in the sand; Raneka seeks answers; A wrench is thrown in Andy’s plans.

Original air date 2023.09.22

[Keywestclubkid]

touching the grass and looking at the birds ....I'm free, I'm free, I'm ready to get louie from lakeland back on our screens :) 

Edited September 23, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[OoogleEyes]

On 9/16/2023 at 6:20 PM, PrincessPurrsALot said:

S06.E02: Street Lies and P.I.'s

Original air date 2023.09.22

There's a lot of action this week, apparently. 

Hello to you all! I'm the beholder of the eye this evening and I will be sipping bourbon in the corner. 

Carry on 

[JenE4]

Hi, all! I missed the chat last week waiting for my “auntie” to come through with my bail. Gotta bounce at 3 am to thank her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hello, cellmateys, today I was shopping online for a raincoat/poncho that actually sheds water when I came upon this little number from the Raneka Collection.

https://saphirose.com/collections/rain-poncho/products/adults-hooded-gradient-rain-poncho-with-pockets?variant=40746946265224

Edited September 23, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

I'm here but my PO tells me I can't associate with felons. Just FYI.

[Ladystardust]

Hey everyone - I just wanted you all to know I'm selling fake wedding certificates for $99 if anyone is interested! Already made my own and think I can convince Jake Gyllenhaal that we are already married. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! I've spent the whole afternoon fluffing my pom poms! 

Has everyone had a good week?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hey Bunkys, my laptop is in solitary tonight, so I am trying this on my phone. Wish me luck.

 

PS please forgive typos and bad grammar. It’s probably not me it’s auto correct/ voice to text! 😉

[Auntie Anxiety]

Asonte has some explaining to do.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hello, cellmateys, today I was shopping online for a raincoat/poncho that actually sheds water when I came upon this little number from the Raneka Collection.

https://saphirose.com/collections/rain-poncho/products/adults-hooded-gradient-rain-poncho-with-pockets?variant=40746946265224

I actually.....kind of love that. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hello, cellmateys, today I was shopping online for a raincoat/poncho that actually sheds water when I came upon this little number from the Raneka Collection.

https://saphirose.com/collections/rain-poncho/products/adults-hooded-gradient-rain-poncho-with-pockets?variant=40746946265224

We all need to have this and dress up and this poncho each Friday night, wig optional.

[Keywestclubkid]

im gonna need her at some point to change this God Damn wig 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Hi, all! I missed the chat last week waiting for my “auntie” to come through with my bail. Gotta bounce at 3 am to thank her.

Is that your auntie girlfriend? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I actually.....kind of love that. 

There are tons of colors. I ended up buying the yellow one; thought it would be good for when I’m walking Little Miss Clara in the woods during hunting season.

I have to ask. Is this the week when Raneka’s daughters have a brighter future?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Raneka. I'm pretty sure that your first boom boom with Asonte is going be a real disappointment. Hope your vibrator's charged.

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Is that your auntie girlfriend? 

What did she tell you?!?!